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(KFOX Las Cruces)   "Officers attempted to take Santana into custody but then Santana kicked a sergeant and butt-headed the third officer   ( kfoxtv.com) divider line
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2018-07-10 09:26:22 PM  
She's got to change her evil ways.
 
2018-07-10 09:26:59 PM  
A real Black Magic Woman.
 
2018-07-10 09:32:05 PM  
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
Oh, it's the same as the emotion that I get from you
 
2018-07-10 09:33:41 PM  
I hope they're feeling better
 
2018-07-10 09:43:28 PM  
Santa? Na.
 
2018-07-10 09:58:06 PM  
Dammit, Beevis.
 
2018-07-10 10:02:42 PM  
"look how I go!"
 
2018-07-10 10:58:07 PM  
Um... that's head-butted. She head-butted the officer. She head-butted the butt-head.
 
2018-07-11 03:05:18 AM  

bingethinker: Um... that's head-butted. She head-butted the officer. She head-butted the butt-head.


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2018-07-11 04:17:49 AM  
She's so smooth.
 
2018-07-11 06:09:24 AM  
And the whole time...

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2018-07-11 06:17:40 AM  
I'm not saying I condone it, but given the number of butthead cops we have going around these days I'm considering it mildly poetic.
 
2018-07-11 06:23:03 AM  

pueblonative: I'm not saying I condone it, but given the number of butthead cops we have going around these days I'm considering it mildly poetic.


Yeah, butthead cops.  These days, right?
 
2018-07-11 06:26:30 AM  
Oye! ¿Como va?
 
2018-07-11 06:26:39 AM  
Did she fall down the police station stairs later?

/difficulty: the police station is probably one storey
 
2018-07-11 06:28:43 AM  

Resident Muslim: Did she fall down the police station stairs later?

/difficulty: the police station is probably one storey


Two stories.  One story when they book you and then another when the incriminating footage of the cops comes out.
 
2018-07-11 06:32:18 AM  

grokca: She's so smooth.


Yeah, It's all in the game of love.
 
2018-07-11 06:38:55 AM  
Policia Espinado
 
2018-07-11 06:42:12 AM  
You can move to Montana and listen to Santana but you still won't be cool as Sha Na Na
 
2018-07-11 06:50:38 AM  
Submitter: close your quotations, you unrefined savage.
 
2018-07-11 07:01:53 AM  
Was her name Maria like the one from West Side Story?
 
2018-07-11 07:14:51 AM  
Doesn't sound like someone you'd want to turn your back on.
 
2018-07-11 07:42:25 AM  
She's winning!
 
2018-07-11 07:51:02 AM  

thamike: And the whole time...

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That solo was phenomenal, I don't care what anyone says.
Especially considering how, uh, medicated those guys were at the time.
 
2018-07-11 07:53:38 AM  
She probably was hampered and stumbled when she attempted to flee...

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2018-07-11 08:12:22 AM  
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2018-07-11 08:20:44 AM  
Oh, Santana Santana.
 
2018-07-11 08:24:07 AM  
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2018-07-11 08:27:08 AM  
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This story was probably read on-air by an anchor under threat of termination.
Sinclair Broadcast Group: We choose your news.
 
2018-07-11 09:07:56 AM  
What were they arresting her for ... sleeping ?
 
2018-07-11 09:24:17 AM  
Maria, Maria!
 
2018-07-11 10:01:14 AM  

The Minstrel Boy: Submitter: close your quotations, you unrefined savage.


Fark Headlines can not end with a special character thus the quote was not close.

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2018-07-11 10:46:11 AM  

eas81: The Minstrel Boy: Submitter: close your quotations, you unrefined savage.

Fark Headlines can not end with a special character thus the quote was not close.


The headline two below this one:

Local police are pleased to report the naked woman found laying in the grass is fine, no crime was committed, and the blood on her was "naturally occurring"

Yesterday:

"You are in breach of condition 15.4(c) of your agreement with PayPal Credit as we have received notice that you are deceased... this breach is not capable of remedy"

Also yesterday:

Los Angeles' gang problems continue, led by a fearsome group known on the streets as the "Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department"

Also yesterday:

Woman trades sex for car repairs, mechanic forgets to turn car off, they both die of carbon monoxide poisoning mid-"payment"

From the Geek tab:

Belgium feels bad now, but what could possibly make Belgium feel even worse? How about the world's first English Trappist Ale - "a strong, dark ale with rich fruitcake flavours threaded through with a suggestion of orange marmalade"

Yesterday from the Geek tab:

You had me at "javelin-launching slingshot cannon"

Sunday from the Geek tab:

Unpatched HP enterprise servers are easily broken into by imitating the Fonz when requesting connection. The vulnerability is "somewhat similar to the infamous 'press Backspace 28 times to bypass the Linux login screen' bug"

Also Sunday from the Geek tab:

"The resurgence of female pubic hair in porn has nothing to do with feminism, but with fashion and profit"

To conclude, what the hell are you flapping your gums about?
 
2018-07-11 11:23:19 AM  

geggam: What were they arresting her for ... sleeping ?


No.  The cops were called because she was sleeping (passed out?) near the entrance to the gas station.  The reason she was arrested was stated in the article.
"Officers woke Santana up to make sure she was OK. Santana then became angry and grabbed one of the officers around the neck, scratching him and spitting at his face, according to Dan Trujillo, spokesperson for the Las Cruces Police Department.
Officers attempted to take Santana into custody but then Santana kicked a sergeant and butt-headed the third officer."
 
2018-07-11 11:53:08 AM  

The Minstrel Boy: Submitter: close your quotations, you unrefined savage.


I submitted it with full quotes but Fark cut off the end quote. I had nothing to do with it. Fark does that sometimes. You'd know that if you ever had a link approved, but it looks like you haven't.

/subby
 
2018-07-11 11:55:30 AM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: Santana kicked a sergeant and butt-headed the third officer


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2018-07-11 12:00:48 PM  

thamike: And the whole time...

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I'm confused, please explain. The picture you posted is not Santana. That's his drummer, Michael Shrieve.
 
2018-07-11 12:37:15 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: geggam: What were they arresting her for ... sleeping ?

No.  The cops were called because she was sleeping (passed out?) near the entrance to the gas station.  The reason she was arrested was stated in the article.
"Officers woke Santana up to make sure she was OK. Santana then became angry and grabbed one of the officers around the neck, scratching him and spitting at his face, according to Dan Trujillo, spokesperson for the Las Cruces Police Department.
Officers attempted to take Santana into custody but then Santana kicked a sergeant and butt-headed the third officer."


Lesson here.. when waking people up dont be a dick

By default cops are dicks so I am blaming them until someone proves otherwise. I also sit on juries :)
 
2018-07-11 12:55:02 PM  

geggam: AugieDoggyDaddy: geggam: What were they arresting her for ... sleeping ?

No.  The cops were called because she was sleeping (passed out?) near the entrance to the gas station.  The reason she was arrested was stated in the article.
"Officers woke Santana up to make sure she was OK. Santana then became angry and grabbed one of the officers around the neck, scratching him and spitting at his face, according to Dan Trujillo, spokesperson for the Las Cruces Police Department.
Officers attempted to take Santana into custody but then Santana kicked a sergeant and butt-headed the third officer."

Lesson here.. when waking people up dont be a dick

By default cops are dicks so I am blaming them until someone proves otherwise. I also sit on juries :)


Yeah, they should have gotten her a cup of coffee and a donut first.
 
2018-07-11 01:40:49 PM  

The Minstrel Boy: To conclude, what the hell are you flapping your gums about?


A quotation mark is the only special character that can appear at the end of a Fark headline. Even if there is another special character at the end of the quote and within the quotation marks, like an exclamation point, it will be deleted.
 
2018-07-11 02:21:31 PM  
Four felony counts? She'd better hope that One Chain Don't Make No Prison.

One Chain (Don't Make No Prison) ~ Santana
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2018-07-11 03:17:53 PM  

bingethinker: Um... that's head-butted. She head-butted the officer. She head-butted the butt-head.


The article says 'butt-headed'.
 
2018-07-11 05:39:33 PM  
Oye como va
 
2018-07-11 07:59:09 PM  
Is butt-head a fancy name for a lap dance?
 
2018-07-12 02:02:16 AM  
The Minstrel Boy:

To conclude, what the hell are you flapping your gums about?

Fingers. Flapping fingers, not gums.
 
2018-07-12 03:54:38 AM  

kgf: thamike: And the whole time...

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I'm confused, please explain. The picture you posted is not Santana. That's his drummer, Michael Shrieve.


Yes.  Not Carlos Santana, but the drummer for the band Santana, doing something awesome.  Is knowing that Michael and Carlos are not the same person impressive?
 
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