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(WFSB Connecticut)   Local police are pleased to report the naked woman found laying in the grass is fine, no crime was committed, and the blood on her was "naturally occurring"   ( wfsb.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Police, new haven, Rock Creek Road, Officer David Hartman, Yale-New Haven Hospital, Meredith Corporation, Copyright, All rights reserved  
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5 days ago  
So a fugue state resulted in her stripping off while she was on her period? Or she got drunk alone and was on her period.

/period
//.
 
5 days ago  
Hmmm, there's a clot to think about in this story. Platelet the guessing begin.
 
5 days ago  

BadReligion: So a fugue state resulted in her stripping off while she was on her period? Or she got drunk alone and was on her period.


You never know. Some women have a condition just after their period called "PMS" that can, for a few days, make them act much like men do all of the time.
 
5 days ago  
I don't get it.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
She was riding the cotton pony?
 
5 days ago  

WTFDYW: She was riding the cotton pony?


She-Ra's Aunt Flo | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
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5 days ago  
Bleeding out of her whatever, no doubt. Disgusting.

/I learned that from the predisent.
 
5 days ago  
"She is uninjured, unharmed, and she is being evaluated at an area hospital."

Why are you naked?
I don't know

Why are you bloody?
I don't know

Where do you live?
I don't know

Come with us.   We have a nice soft room for you to rest.

/bleeds for 7 days and lives = stay away from it
 
5 days ago  
Were there any bears?
 
5 days ago  
I didn't realize there is blood that is not naturally occurring.
 
5 days ago  

Albert911emt: I didn't realize there is blood that is not naturally occurring.


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Is the alternative supernaturally occurring blood?

/Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood....
 
5 days ago  
New Haven Comet
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5 days ago  

Albert911emt: I didn't realize there is blood that is not naturally occurring.


https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti​c​les/PMC2738310/

Artificial Blood is actually a thing. Living in the freakin' future, man.
 
5 days ago  
"Lying"

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5 days ago  
Pending a picture, I want to party with this gal.
 
5 days ago  

Albert911emt: I didn't realize there is blood that is not naturally occurring.


Unspoken: there was bleeding without the intervention of a sharp and/or pointy object breaking the skin.
 
5 days ago  
"We send enough officers and detectives and investigators to try and figure out what exactly may have happened,"

When the report is a naked woman, I'm guessing "enough" is just about everyone

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5 days ago  
In some cultures, it is natural for women to go somewhere remote and lie naked while on their period.  That way, vicious predators are drawn to her and not to the nearby tribe.

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5 days ago  
Jesus Christ that is nasty.  What kind of chick goes out in public if she is perioding all over the place?
 
5 days ago  
Found laying *whom* in the grass, submitter?

/fighting a losing battle here, I know
 
5 days ago  

tirob: Found laying *whom* in the grass, submitter?

/fighting a losing battle here, I know


Tha quoc broyn f0cx jinppd ovah tha lasi dowg.

/ Happy now?
 
5 days ago  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Albert911emt: I didn't realize there is blood that is not naturally occurring.

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Is the alternative supernaturally occurring blood?

/Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood....


The Pope states that "Chicks bleed out of their vaginas all the time!"

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5 days ago  
I'm assuming she wasn't black otherwise they would have mentioned it thousand times in the article and every news siteincluding Fark  would be trying to get the folks who called fired from their jobs.
 
5 days ago  

Albert911emt: I didn't realize there is blood that is not naturally occurring.


Treat yourself to some
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5 days ago  

Ima4nic8or: Jesus Christ that is nasty.  What kind of chick goes out in public if she is perioding all over the place?


She can get directions from that lady shaving her legs in a pool as to where she can rinse off.
 
5 days ago  
That's my fetish.
 
5 days ago  

SwiftFox: BadReligion: So a fugue state resulted in her stripping off while she was on her period? Or she got drunk alone and was on her period.

You never know. Some women have a condition just after their period called "PMS" that can, for a few days, make them act much like men do all of the time.


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4 days ago  
" No more Bud Light...it makes my ass hurt."
 
4 days ago  

smunns: I'm assuming she wasn't black otherwise they would have mentioned it thousand times in the article and every news siteincluding Fark  would be trying to get the folks who called fired from their jobs.


Permit Patty? Is that you?
 
4 days ago  
I don't really care about the story, I just like the first few awkward seconds of the on-the-scene newscaster bobbing her head up and down waiting for her cue.
 
4 days ago  
Best line from the article

The investigation was wrapped up at the scene.
 
4 days ago  
Ick.
That being said, it reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
A vampire walks into a bistro. He asks the server for a cup of hot water. The server comes back with the cup and sets it down. Vampire pulls a used Tampax from the pocket inside his cloak and says, "I'm making tea!"
 
4 days ago  

CaptSS: Ima4nic8or: Jesus Christ that is nasty.  What kind of chick goes out in public if she is perioding all over the place?

She can get directions from that lady shaving her legs in a pool as to where she can rinse off.


You mean the plus-size gal who was shaving her legs in the pool in Florida?
Certified service animals are not allowed in public pools due to health regulations, yet there are no laws against attending to personal hygiene poolside. Shall we brush our teeth and spit in the pool? Ugh.

Remember Megan Barnes, the Florida woman who wrecked her car and the one in front of her because she was shaving her coño while driving on the highway--with her ex-husband in the passenger seat?
These women are part of the reason Florida has its own tag on Fark.
 
4 days ago  
"Naturally occurring"? How euphemistic can you be?
 
4 days ago  
Came for the pic of the passed out lady on the picnic table with beer cans and bottles around her...

//leaving disapointed.
 
4 days ago  
I call bullshiat. Nobody could possibly  mistake an infinity SUV for a Nissan sedan. That would be like not being able to tell day from night.
 
4 days ago  
No crime, eh?  She must have big boobs.
 
4 days ago  

Ima4nic8or: I call bullshiat. Nobody could possibly  mistake an infinity SUV for a Nissan sedan. That would be like not being able to tell day from night.


That thread closed yesterday but I guess you had to put your two cents in somewhere, eh?
 
4 days ago  

smunns: I'm assuming she wasn't black otherwise they would have mentioned it thousand times in the article and every news siteincluding Fark  would be trying to get the folks who called fired from their jobs.


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I'm assuming she wasn't black because she wasn't shot to death, beaten, or jailed for this.

You, however, are a moron.
 
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