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(WFSB Connecticut)   Local police are pleased to report the naked woman found laying in the grass is fine, no crime was committed, and the blood on her was "naturally occurring"   ( wfsb.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Police, new haven, Rock Creek Road, Officer David Hartman, Yale-New Haven Hospital, Meredith Corporation, Copyright, All rights reserved  
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2018-07-11 02:57:42 AM  
So a fugue state resulted in her stripping off while she was on her period? Or she got drunk alone and was on her period.

/period
//.
 
2018-07-11 05:05:53 AM  
Hmmm, there's a clot to think about in this story. Platelet the guessing begin.
 
2018-07-11 05:34:51 AM  

BadReligion: So a fugue state resulted in her stripping off while she was on her period? Or she got drunk alone and was on her period.


You never know. Some women have a condition just after their period called "PMS" that can, for a few days, make them act much like men do all of the time.
 
2018-07-11 06:10:05 AM  
I don't get it.
 
2018-07-11 06:10:24 AM  
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2018-07-11 06:33:32 AM  
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2018-07-11 06:40:55 AM  
She was riding the cotton pony?
 
2018-07-11 06:42:41 AM  

WTFDYW: She was riding the cotton pony?


She-Ra's Aunt Flo | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
Youtube tcOV68Gx1YU
 
2018-07-11 06:55:02 AM  
Bleeding out of her whatever, no doubt. Disgusting.

/I learned that from the predisent.
 
2018-07-11 06:56:20 AM  
"She is uninjured, unharmed, and she is being evaluated at an area hospital."

Why are you naked?
I don't know

Why are you bloody?
I don't know

Where do you live?
I don't know

Come with us.   We have a nice soft room for you to rest.

/bleeds for 7 days and lives = stay away from it
 
2018-07-11 07:04:24 AM  
Were there any bears?
 
2018-07-11 07:18:38 AM  
I didn't realize there is blood that is not naturally occurring.
 
2018-07-11 07:20:35 AM  

Albert911emt: I didn't realize there is blood that is not naturally occurring.


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Is the alternative supernaturally occurring blood?

/Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood....
 
2018-07-11 07:20:55 AM  
New Haven Comet
Youtube V7xiq5s-pcQ
 
2018-07-11 07:21:49 AM  

Albert911emt: I didn't realize there is blood that is not naturally occurring.


https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/arti​c​les/PMC2738310/

Artificial Blood is actually a thing. Living in the freakin' future, man.
 
2018-07-11 07:43:33 AM  
"Lying"

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2018-07-11 07:44:48 AM  
Pending a picture, I want to party with this gal.
 
2018-07-11 07:46:59 AM  

Albert911emt: I didn't realize there is blood that is not naturally occurring.


Unspoken: there was bleeding without the intervention of a sharp and/or pointy object breaking the skin.
 
2018-07-11 07:49:32 AM  
"We send enough officers and detectives and investigators to try and figure out what exactly may have happened,"

When the report is a naked woman, I'm guessing "enough" is just about everyone

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2018-07-11 07:49:36 AM  
In some cultures, it is natural for women to go somewhere remote and lie naked while on their period.  That way, vicious predators are drawn to her and not to the nearby tribe.

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2018-07-11 08:36:33 AM  
Jesus Christ that is nasty.  What kind of chick goes out in public if she is perioding all over the place?
 
2018-07-11 08:44:15 AM  
Found laying *whom* in the grass, submitter?

/fighting a losing battle here, I know
 
2018-07-11 09:16:01 AM  

tirob: Found laying *whom* in the grass, submitter?

/fighting a losing battle here, I know


Tha quoc broyn f0cx jinppd ovah tha lasi dowg.

/ Happy now?
 
2018-07-11 09:46:09 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Albert911emt: I didn't realize there is blood that is not naturally occurring.

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Is the alternative supernaturally occurring blood?

/Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood.  Passersby were amazed by the unusual amount of blood....


The Pope states that "Chicks bleed out of their vaginas all the time!"

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2018-07-11 09:55:22 AM  
I'm assuming she wasn't black otherwise they would have mentioned it thousand times in the article and every news siteincluding Fark  would be trying to get the folks who called fired from their jobs.
 
2018-07-11 10:04:30 AM  

Albert911emt: I didn't realize there is blood that is not naturally occurring.


Treat yourself to some
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2018-07-11 10:18:48 AM  

Ima4nic8or: Jesus Christ that is nasty.  What kind of chick goes out in public if she is perioding all over the place?


She can get directions from that lady shaving her legs in a pool as to where she can rinse off.
 
2018-07-11 10:19:01 AM  
That's my fetish.
 
2018-07-11 10:52:13 AM  

SwiftFox: BadReligion: So a fugue state resulted in her stripping off while she was on her period? Or she got drunk alone and was on her period.

You never know. Some women have a condition just after their period called "PMS" that can, for a few days, make them act much like men do all of the time.


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2018-07-11 11:03:52 AM  
" No more Bud Light...it makes my ass hurt."
 
2018-07-11 11:28:20 AM  

smunns: I'm assuming she wasn't black otherwise they would have mentioned it thousand times in the article and every news siteincluding Fark  would be trying to get the folks who called fired from their jobs.


Permit Patty? Is that you?
 
2018-07-11 11:52:51 AM  
I don't really care about the story, I just like the first few awkward seconds of the on-the-scene newscaster bobbing her head up and down waiting for her cue.
 
2018-07-11 12:45:42 PM  
Best line from the article

The investigation was wrapped up at the scene.
 
2018-07-11 02:35:51 PM  
Ick.
That being said, it reminds me of one of my favorite jokes:
A vampire walks into a bistro. He asks the server for a cup of hot water. The server comes back with the cup and sets it down. Vampire pulls a used Tampax from the pocket inside his cloak and says, "I'm making tea!"
 
2018-07-11 02:53:32 PM  

CaptSS: Ima4nic8or: Jesus Christ that is nasty.  What kind of chick goes out in public if she is perioding all over the place?

She can get directions from that lady shaving her legs in a pool as to where she can rinse off.


You mean the plus-size gal who was shaving her legs in the pool in Florida?
Certified service animals are not allowed in public pools due to health regulations, yet there are no laws against attending to personal hygiene poolside. Shall we brush our teeth and spit in the pool? Ugh.

Remember Megan Barnes, the Florida woman who wrecked her car and the one in front of her because she was shaving her coño while driving on the highway--with her ex-husband in the passenger seat?
These women are part of the reason Florida has its own tag on Fark.
 
2018-07-11 03:04:56 PM  
"Naturally occurring"? How euphemistic can you be?
 
2018-07-11 03:21:30 PM  
Came for the pic of the passed out lady on the picnic table with beer cans and bottles around her...

//leaving disapointed.
 
2018-07-11 03:25:14 PM  
I call bullshiat. Nobody could possibly  mistake an infinity SUV for a Nissan sedan. That would be like not being able to tell day from night.
 
2018-07-11 03:58:48 PM  
No crime, eh?  She must have big boobs.
 
2018-07-11 04:49:01 PM  

Ima4nic8or: I call bullshiat. Nobody could possibly  mistake an infinity SUV for a Nissan sedan. That would be like not being able to tell day from night.


That thread closed yesterday but I guess you had to put your two cents in somewhere, eh?
 
2018-07-11 09:12:42 PM  

smunns: I'm assuming she wasn't black otherwise they would have mentioned it thousand times in the article and every news siteincluding Fark  would be trying to get the folks who called fired from their jobs.


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I'm assuming she wasn't black because she wasn't shot to death, beaten, or jailed for this.

You, however, are a moron.
 
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