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(Lehigh Valley Live)   So why are you sitting on the Group W bench? I was caught smuggling turtles from NJ to PA   ( lehighvalleylive.com) divider line
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2245 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jul 2018 at 11:00 PM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-07-10 08:52:45 PM  
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his attorney is readying his defense
 
2018-07-10 09:01:15 PM  
But you have to smuggle them. They're too slow to make the journey on their own in any reasonable amount of time.
 
2018-07-10 09:43:59 PM  
The Simpsons-WEE TURTLES!!!!!!!!
Youtube JfGFH7ZS_cY
 
2018-07-10 10:13:08 PM  
"Sommers allegedly caught and sold the turtles in 2017 and shipped them illegally to Canada in 2014 in a box that said a book was inside, the release says. "

Am confuse.
 
2018-07-10 10:21:10 PM  

thorpe: "Sommers allegedly caught and sold the turtles in 2017 and shipped them illegally to Canada in 2014 in a box that said a book was inside, the release says. "

Am confuse.


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2018-07-10 11:00:58 PM  
Father rapers!
 
2018-07-10 11:04:24 PM  
New Jersey?  Surely for each turtle being smuggled, there are plenty of grapes being smuggled as well.
 
2018-07-10 11:08:20 PM  
i swear this is true. i first read that as him smuggling them in his pants. this place has done something, i fear permanently, to my mind.
 
2018-07-10 11:08:24 PM  
And litterin'.
 
2018-07-10 11:10:31 PM  

lindalouwho: And litterin'.


and causing a public nuisance
 
2018-07-10 11:12:27 PM  
If anyone else is going to this show I'll see you there.

"I didn't think I was gonna live long enough to have to learn 'Alice's Restaurant' again"
 
2018-07-10 11:23:31 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: [Youtube JfGFH7ZS_cY image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/JfGFH7ZS​_cY]


Did Micheal J. Fox upload that to youtube?
 
2018-07-10 11:33:12 PM  
Jeebus. Mitch McConnell is going through some extremes just to eat out in peace and quiet.
 
2018-07-11 12:10:42 AM  
Don't be messing with the turtles.  Bad karma.
 
2018-07-11 12:46:43 AM  
Wife V1.0 wanted a turtle as a pet for my daughter (I think to discourage me from setting up another 45 gallon saltwater tank so it became a turtle tank). It turns out that turtles are pretty boring unless you put in a couple of goldfish for them to eat. I want to say that it was a red eared something or other. Wife V1.0 got tired of it and put it into a local pond where there were other turtles. That tank became a terrarium with herbs growing in it.

Eventually we sold it to someone who got a great deal on a saltwater setup.
 
2018-07-11 01:15:06 AM  
Crossing a state line for immoral tortoises.
 
2018-07-11 01:28:45 AM  
Mutant ninjas some teenage turtles?
 
2018-07-11 08:33:53 AM  
And if two of them sing a bar of "Alice's Restaurant", in harmony, it won't matter anymore....
 
2018-07-11 08:37:23 AM  

Radioactive Ass: Wife V1.0 wanted a turtle as a pet for my daughter (I think to discourage me from setting up another 45 gallon saltwater tank so it became a turtle tank). It turns out that turtles are pretty boring unless you put in a couple of goldfish for them to eat. I want to say that it was a red eared something or other. Wife V1.0 got tired of it and put it into a local pond where there were other turtles. That tank became a terrarium with herbs growing in it.

Eventually we sold it to someone who got a great deal on a saltwater setup.


You got the wrong kind of turtle.

Gamera 3: the landing scene
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2018-07-11 09:10:55 AM  
Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording
Youtube m57gzA2JCcM
 
2018-07-11 10:33:08 AM  
you crossed the line...
 
2018-07-11 03:40:07 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: thorpe: "Sommers allegedly caught and sold the turtles in 2017 and shipped them illegally to Canada in 2014 in a box that said a book was inside, the release says. "

Am confuse.

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Does that one also have an impossible to beat water level?
 
2018-07-11 06:06:49 PM  

dittybopper: Radioactive Ass: Wife V1.0 wanted a turtle as a pet for my daughter (I think to discourage me from setting up another 45 gallon saltwater tank so it became a turtle tank). It turns out that turtles are pretty boring unless you put in a couple of goldfish for them to eat. I want to say that it was a red eared something or other. Wife V1.0 got tired of it and put it into a local pond where there were other turtles. That tank became a terrarium with herbs growing in it.

Eventually we sold it to someone who got a great deal on a saltwater setup.

You got the wrong kind of turtle.

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Well duh! But then I'd have to explain to the police why my 2yo daughter was squished into mush... That would be a very uncomfortable conversation.
 
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