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(Fark)   If every time a door closes, another opens you're in jail   ( fark.com) divider line
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2018-07-10 08:50:17 PM  
Do I detect a minty hint of nihilism?

*sniff sniff*

Why, I think I do.

It's smells a lot like bullshiat.
 
2018-07-10 10:38:11 PM  
I'm in an airlock.
 
2018-07-10 10:38:39 PM  
Every time your ass snaps shut another is forced open in jail.

/Ftfy subby
 
2018-07-10 10:45:35 PM  
I don't go to jail. I go to psych wards. Better food.
 
2018-07-10 11:14:06 PM  
I was in jail today. It was fairly amusing. I met a few decent dudes.
 
2018-07-10 11:19:06 PM  
A wolf can only run halfway into a forest.
 
TWX
2018-07-10 11:25:05 PM  
Why would a door open in jail because another one closes? That seems like it would enable clever prisoners to eventually walk out the front door if they were good at door-puzzle video games.

Wouldn't it be more accurate to say one door may not open until the previous door closes?
 
2018-07-11 12:05:44 AM  
Or you're in the opening credits of Get Smart.
 
2018-07-11 01:10:12 AM  

TWX: Why would a door open in jail because another one closes? That seems like it would enable clever prisoners to eventually walk out the front door if they were good at door-puzzle video games.

Wouldn't it be more accurate to say one door may not open until the previous door closes?


Way over thinking the experience.
 
2018-07-11 01:10:56 AM  
It sucks though.
 
6 days ago  
Or a saloon
 
6 days ago  
Every time Jesus closes a door, he open a window - sounds like someone is on the toilet...
 
6 days ago  
I'm in the CDC.

Also, one of the doors is broken and the ebola refrigerator is unlocked and thawed.
 
6 days ago  
Ephebophilia was common and encouraged among the first 85 or 90% of people who lived on Earth.


Anyways, if procrastination is masturbation, is doing things in advance an orgy, or a gangbang?
 
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