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(I Heart Radio)   Man with no dates in foreseeable future lobbies city council to legalize happy endings. Room cringes as he gives his speech, but spectators secretly agree with him   ( kprcradio.iheart.com) divider line
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464 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 10 Jul 2018 at 11:34 PM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-07-10 08:55:08 PM  
the crowd gave him a hand afterward
 
2018-07-10 11:05:26 PM  
I'm actually kind of impressed by the people behind him who didn't really react at all.
 
2018-07-11 12:04:16 AM  
Nice use of, punctuation mark's smitty.
 
2018-07-11 12:05:26 AM  
first thing that came to mind:


Parks and Recreation - Patton Oswalt's Star Wars Filibuster (Extended Cut)
Youtube 5BBhNkywMJY
 
2018-07-11 12:11:47 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: the crowd gave him a hand afterward


The council members rose up and there was a great outpouring of emotion.
 
2018-07-11 12:15:57 AM  
He's right, you know.
 
2018-07-11 12:19:01 AM  
Madame Councilwoman agreed with him but complained he was "too beaucoup"

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2018-07-11 12:35:56 AM  
All I heard was the standard libertarian railing against making a business transaction illegal. And he's not wrong.
 
2018-07-11 12:52:37 AM  
At first I was like
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But then I was like
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2018-07-11 02:16:37 AM  

She comes in colors everywhere: first thing that came to mind:


[YouTube video: Parks and Recreation - Patton Oswalt's Star Wars Filibuster (Extended Cut)]


Haha that was brilliant. Perfect mix of genuine nerd love and making fun of fanbois.

Also, regarding tfa, that dude was awkward af, but not really wrong.

/get a better haircut
//practice your speech
///3
 
2018-07-11 02:38:21 AM  
I like how he phrases "naughty words": 
"When the proctologist puts his finger in your...ass..."
and "If she's willing to give a...handjob..."
 
2018-07-11 02:52:51 AM  
Did they pass the resolution or are they still jerking him around?
 
2018-07-11 03:10:27 AM  

frostus: Did they pass the resolution or are they still jerking him around?


There's the rub.
 
2018-07-11 06:34:15 AM  
I'm pulling for him.
 
2018-07-11 07:16:29 AM  
This reads like someone got a bad grade on their persuasive essay for English class, begged the professor for extra credit, and the the prof was like "Sure, go present this to the town council and I'll give you an A." They didn't expect the student to actually do it.
 
2018-07-11 09:55:12 AM  

johnny_vegas: Madame Councilwoman agreed with him but complained he was "too beaucoup"

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Apparently if you're a black guy in South Korea, people will still call you a soul brother.
 
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