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(Metro)   Chrissy Teigen slams man for taking pictures of her 'salami nipples'. And if you've already clicked you've learned that there are no pictures of said nipples   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2018-07-10 03:59:39 PM  
Good.
 
2018-07-10 04:11:00 PM  
Salami hidden 9+ months ago.
 
2018-07-10 04:11:44 PM  
What about the salami?
 
2018-07-10 04:11:59 PM  
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You ae welcome!
 
2018-07-10 04:12:11 PM  
'If I wanted to show you my salami nipples I'd show you my salami nipples on my own doing!'

Chrissy Teigen is one of the people who gets to stay on Twitter when I become king and kick out the 99% of users who are morons.
 
2018-07-10 04:13:05 PM  
First. It's an areola. And it doesn't matter if they're little or larger than dinner plates.

Second... My mom is an internationally board certified lactation consultant.

I was suckled to my mom's boobs the minute I was born. I grew up healthy because of that. When you slam a woman because of the size of her nipples, I think you need to learn some Freud. You might have a problem.
 
2018-07-10 04:13:11 PM  
What's a Chrissy Teigen?

Sounds like a stupid, overly sweet, & complicated drink with a little paper umbrella in it that you sell to tourists at the beach cabana bar for 19$
 
2018-07-10 04:13:15 PM  
More like olive loaf.  I mean if you're going down the lunchmeat path...
 
2018-07-10 04:13:28 PM  
'If I wanted to show you my salami nipples I'd show you my salami nipples on my own doing!'

Ummm....i'd like to see your salami nipples.  You know...just throwing that out there.  K...bye.
 
2018-07-10 04:14:19 PM  
It's weird - I must have a filter plug-in or something, because although I saw that there were characters strung into words, all that translated into was "PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!"

Probably something weird with my browser, Pragmatic Reality v1.0.
 
2018-07-10 04:14:20 PM  
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2018-07-10 04:14:33 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: First. It's an areola. And it doesn't matter if they're little or larger than dinner plates.

Second... My mom is an internationally board certified lactation consultant.

I was suckled to my mom's boobs the minute I was born. I grew up healthy because of that. When you slam a woman because of the size of her nipples, I think you need to learn some Freud. You might have a problem.


You talk about titties a lot with your mom?
 
2018-07-10 04:14:55 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: First. It's an areola. And it doesn't matter if they're little or larger than dinner plates.

Second... My mom is an internationally board certified lactation consultant.

I was suckled to my mom's boobs the minute I was born. I grew up healthy because of that. When you slam a woman because of the size of her nipples, I think you need to learn some Freud. You might have a problem.


I'm not sure why this thread turned to discussion of your mom, but please proceed.
 
2018-07-10 04:15:51 PM  

theflatline: ecmoRandomNumbers: First. It's an areola. And it doesn't matter if they're little or larger than dinner plates.

Second... My mom is an internationally board certified lactation consultant.

I was suckled to my mom's boobs the minute I was born. I grew up healthy because of that. When you slam a woman because of the size of her nipples, I think you need to learn some Freud. You might have a problem.

You talk about titties a lot with your mom?


well he wanted to have something in common with everyone else in town
 
2018-07-10 04:16:51 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: First. It's an areola. And it doesn't matter if they're little or larger than dinner plates.

Second... My mom is an internationally board certified lactation consultant.

I was suckled to my mom's boobs the minute I was born. I grew up healthy because of that. When you slam a woman because of the size of her nipples, I think you need to learn some Freud. You might have a problem.


LOL. Get a load of this Jagdwurst!
 
2018-07-10 04:17:42 PM  

Ecobuckeye: ecmoRandomNumbers: First. It's an areola. And it doesn't matter if they're little or larger than dinner plates.

Second... My mom is an internationally board certified lactation consultant.

I was suckled to my mom's boobs the minute I was born. I grew up healthy because of that. When you slam a woman because of the size of her nipples, I think you need to learn some Freud. You might have a problem.

I'm not sure why this thread turned to discussion of your mom, but please proceed.


I was just sayin'.
 
2018-07-10 04:17:57 PM  
My Nipples Look Like Milk Duds
Youtube mkAqK4YW474
 
2018-07-10 04:18:49 PM  

invictus2: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/mkAqK4YW​474]


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(you just reminded me that I have this in gif form)
 
2018-07-10 04:20:39 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: First. It's an areola. And it doesn't matter if they're little or larger than dinner plates.

Second... My mom is an internationally board certified lactation consultant.

I was suckled to my mom's boobs the minute I was born. I grew up healthy because of that. When you slam a woman because of the size of her nipples, I think you need to learn some Freud. You might have a problem.


Any pics..
 
2018-07-10 04:22:30 PM  
Another person who wanted so desperately to be famous and now biatches when someone wants to take her picture. Here's a tip: delete all your social media accounts and move to Utah.
 
2018-07-10 04:24:40 PM  
Salami Salami Baloney
Youtube JUGHGXyuH98
 
2018-07-10 04:25:44 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: 'If I wanted to show you my salami nipples I'd show you my salami nipples on my own doing!'

Ummm....i'd like to see your salami nipples.  You know...just throwing that out there.  K...bye.


You've Seen One Woman Naked
Youtube zN2nRXYbG58
 
2018-07-10 04:25:54 PM  

PreMortem: Another person who wanted so desperately to be famous and now biatches when someone wants to take her picture. Here's a tip: delete all your social media accounts and move to Utah.


I don't think she minds when people take pictures most of the time. But she was breastfeeding in her car at the time.
 
2018-07-10 04:30:24 PM  

Bslim: ecmoRandomNumbers: First. It's an areola. And it doesn't matter if they're little or larger than dinner plates.

Second... My mom is an internationally board certified lactation consultant.

I was suckled to my mom's boobs the minute I was born. I grew up healthy because of that. When you slam a woman because of the size of her nipples, I think you need to learn some Freud. You might have a problem.

Any pics..


I should've known to expect this.

No, you can't have nipple pics of my mom. I wouldn't even save them to a hard drive.
 
2018-07-10 04:31:09 PM  

BadReligion: PreMortem: Another person who wanted so desperately to be famous and now biatches when someone wants to take her picture. Here's a tip: delete all your social media accounts and move to Utah.

I don't think she minds when people take pictures most of the time. But she was breastfeeding in her car at the time.


I don't understand people's fascination with taking pictures of celebrities or other people for that matter. .if your breastfeeding in public in your car and you are a celebrity whose life is built around having pictures taken of you, being popularn and keeping yourself in the attention of the masses I think this is probably fake anger on her part.  Oh my God somebody saw my naked breasts that I had exposed in public and they documented it if she was concerned about it she could easily have just covered them up or breastfed not in public.
 
2018-07-10 04:32:09 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Bslim: ecmoRandomNumbers: First. It's an areola. And it doesn't matter if they're little or larger than dinner plates.

Second... My mom is an internationally board certified lactation consultant.

I was suckled to my mom's boobs the minute I was born. I grew up healthy because of that. When you slam a woman because of the size of her nipples, I think you need to learn some Freud. You might have a problem.

Any pics..

I should've known to expect this.

No, you can't have nipple pics of my mom. I wouldn't even save them to a hard drive.


Okay, okay. Fair enough.

Just describe them to me.
 
2018-07-10 04:34:42 PM  
Sounds delicious
 
2018-07-10 04:37:30 PM  
"The nerve of that guy! If I wanted to be photographed while breastfeeding, I'd take the pictures myself!"

"That's a great quote, mind if I use it in my article?"

"Sure! You can also include these pics I took of myself breastfeeding!"

"...."
 
2018-07-10 04:37:30 PM  

BadReligion: PreMortem: Another person who wanted so desperately to be famous and now biatches when someone wants to take her picture. Here's a tip: delete all your social media accounts and move to Utah.

I don't think she minds when people take pictures most of the time. But she was breastfeeding in her car at the time.


Yeah, seriously.

- Another person who wanted so desperately to be a football player and now biatches when someone tackles them in a supermarket.

- Another person who wanted so desperately to be a Demolition Derby Driver and now biatches when someone crashes into them at an intersection.

- Another person who wanted so desperately to be a juggler and now biatches when someone throws a chainsaw at them.
 
2018-07-10 04:41:40 PM  

PreMortem: Another person who wanted so desperately to be famous and now biatches when someone wants to take her picture. Here's a tip: delete all your social media accounts and move to Utah.


"Women having opinions makes me uncomfortable and I lash out in fear and anger."
 
2018-07-10 04:43:58 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I grew up healthy because of that.


We should be putting breast milk into everything then.
 
2018-07-10 04:44:35 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: ecmoRandomNumbers: Bslim: ecmoRandomNumbers: First. It's an areola. And it doesn't matter if they're little or larger than dinner plates.

Second... My mom is an internationally board certified lactation consultant.

I was suckled to my mom's boobs the minute I was born. I grew up healthy because of that. When you slam a woman because of the size of her nipples, I think you need to learn some Freud. You might have a problem.

Any pics..

I should've known to expect this.

No, you can't have nipple pics of my mom. I wouldn't even save them to a hard drive.

Okay, okay. Fair enough.

Just describe them to me.


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2018-07-10 04:47:13 PM  
I love the randomness of the human form.
 
2018-07-10 04:51:59 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Bslim: ecmoRandomNumbers: First. It's an areola. And it doesn't matter if they're little or larger than dinner plates.

Second... My mom is an internationally board certified lactation consultant.

I was suckled to my mom's boobs the minute I was born. I grew up healthy because of that. When you slam a woman because of the size of her nipples, I think you need to learn some Freud. You might have a problem.

Any pics..

I should've known to expect this.

No, you can't have nipple pics of my mom. I wouldn't even save them to a hard drive.


What about a 3.5" floppy?


/which is what talking about your mom's nipples areolae has left me with.
 
2018-07-10 04:57:26 PM  
🎶 Salami nipples, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap better
Run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh-ho-ho
🎶
 
2018-07-10 04:59:31 PM  
ah, the ol capicola areola

/im horngry now
 
2018-07-10 05:00:10 PM  

hobnail: /which is what talking about your mom's nipples areolae has left me with.


rookie
 
2018-07-10 05:07:31 PM  

jaytkay: PreMortem: Another person who wanted so desperately to be famous and now biatches when someone wants to take her picture. Here's a tip: delete all your social media accounts and move to Utah.

"Women having opinions makes me uncomfortable and I lash out in fear and anger."


"Celebrities biatching about their celebrity makes me want to educate the mouthbreathers to their cognitive dissonance"

/she's not going to date you
 
2018-07-10 05:12:50 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Bslim: ecmoRandomNumbers: First. It's an areola. And it doesn't matter if they're little or larger than dinner plates.

Second... My mom is an internationally board certified lactation consultant.

I was suckled to my mom's boobs the minute I was born. I grew up healthy because of that. When you slam a woman because of the size of her nipples, I think you need to learn some Freud. You might have a problem.

Any pics..

I should've known to expect this.

No, you can't have nipple pics of my mom. I wouldn't even save them to a hard drive.


I have some saved, if you're interested.
 
2018-07-10 05:13:01 PM  

PreMortem: "Celebrities biatching about their celebrity makes me want to educate the mouthbreathers to their cognitive dissonance"


Yep, you're just dropping the truth bombs on us. My eyes have been opened. I am so embarrassed. How could I have been so wrong!

LOL child
 
2018-07-10 05:13:43 PM  

ChrisDe: ecmoRandomNumbers: Bslim: ecmoRandomNumbers: First. It's an areola. And it doesn't matter if they're little or larger than dinner plates.

Second... My mom is an internationally board certified lactation consultant.

I was suckled to my mom's boobs the minute I was born. I grew up healthy because of that. When you slam a woman because of the size of her nipples, I think you need to learn some Freud. You might have a problem.

Any pics..

I should've known to expect this.

No, you can't have nipple pics of my mom. I wouldn't even save them to a hard drive.

I have some saved, if you're interested.


I can take some later this afternoon if you want recent ones
 
2018-07-10 05:24:38 PM  

jaytkay: PreMortem: "Celebrities biatching about their celebrity makes me want to educate the mouthbreathers to their cognitive dissonance"

Yep, you're just dropping the truth bombs on us. My eyes have been opened. I am so embarrassed. How could I have been so wrong!

LOL child


Us? LOL

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2018-07-10 05:35:56 PM  
This is a weird reaction, I know, but I want to get a burger at 5 Guys now. with fries and a shake.
 
2018-07-10 05:38:58 PM  

AeAe: This is a weird reaction, I know, but I want to get a burger at 5 Guys now. with fries and a shake.


Throw in Hope Solo and you can make a run to Arby's as well
 
2018-07-10 05:41:31 PM  
Salami, salami, lemonade ... around the corner, fudge is made! -local saying
 
2018-07-10 05:44:29 PM  
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2018-07-10 05:54:28 PM  
Salami Nipples was the name of my Meat Puppets cover band in college.
 
2018-07-10 06:04:28 PM  

The Bunyip: Salami Nipples was the name of my Meat Puppets cover band in college.


Sounds like some kind of Backwater college.
 
2018-07-10 06:10:13 PM  

MurphyMurphy: ah, the ol capicola areola

/im horngry now


Gabagoo.  Gabagoo, indeed.
 
2018-07-10 06:17:08 PM  

headfullofempty: BadReligion: PreMortem: Another person who wanted so desperately to be famous and now biatches when someone wants to take her picture. Here's a tip: delete all your social media accounts and move to Utah.

I don't think she minds when people take pictures most of the time. But she was breastfeeding in her car at the time.

Yeah, seriously.

- Another person who wanted so desperately to be a football player and now biatches when someone tackles them in a supermarket.

- Another person who wanted so desperately to be a Demolition Derby Driver and now biatches when someone crashes into them at an intersection.

- Another person who wanted so desperately to be a juggler and now biatches when someone throws a chainsaw at them.


Oh. So the chainsaw gag was not cool? My bad.
 
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