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(Metro)   Taylor Swift reveals her worst nightmare is to be attacked by fans. Seems more likely it's running out of guys to breakup with   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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5 days ago  
I thought her worst nightmare was snorting marijuana and then dying from an overdose.
 
5 days ago  
Taylor Swift Attacked at Grammys
Youtube Z-gWoXfwk_w
 
5 days ago  

The_Sponge: I thought her worst nightmare was snorting marijuana and then dying from an overdose.


No, it's becky
 
5 days ago  
Dear Ms Swift: I'm not a fan, if you want to hang out some time.
 
5 days ago  
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In other news it appears Swift carries an old Polaroid camera with her wherever she goes.
 
5 days ago  
Pattie Boyd talking to Taylor Swift about the downsides of celebrity is actually a video I'd like to see. I bet both of them have some crazy stories to tell.
 
5 days ago  
I would have thought "having actual musical talent".
 
5 days ago  
Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.
 
5 days ago  
I think I remember reading about Woody Harrelson freaking out and running away from Japanese fans that were hounding him in an airport in Japan because he just got done shooting Zombieland and he just lost it.
 
5 days ago  

Ashelth: I would have thought "having actual musical talent".


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5 days ago  

Jim_Callahan: Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.


What's a radio?
 
5 days ago  

Jim_Callahan: Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.


http://www.mediatraffic.de/year-end-a​l​bums.htm
 
5 days ago  

doglover: Jim_Callahan: Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.

What's a radio?


Often described as "Mexican"
 
5 days ago  

doglover: Jim_Callahan: Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.

What's a radio?


It's modern device with tiny people trapped inside, but that's not important right now
 
5 days ago  

GRCooper: Ashelth: I would have thought "having actual musical talent".

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5 days ago  
I would be my middle nut that her worst nightmare is to be attacked by no fans.
 
5 days ago  

Mugato: I would be my middle nut that her worst nightmare is to be attacked by no fans.


I think you invented new kōan
 
5 days ago  

LewDux: Jim_Callahan: Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.

http://www.mediatraffic.de/year-end-al​bums.htm


Her album didn't too well on streaming devices like Spotify, though, and that's very telling.
 
5 days ago  

doglover: Jim_Callahan: Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.

What's a radio?


Old school streaming service
 
5 days ago  

LewDux: Mugato: I would be my middle nut that her worst nightmare is to be attacked by no fans.

I think you invented new kōan


More like an Ice Cream Koan.

/enjoy losing the next 8 hours of your life
 
5 days ago  
The most positive thing I heard about the recent album was it's borrowing a riff (whatever) from Right Said Fred.

And who was it that pointed out she has lots of songs about breakups and none about bjs?
 
5 days ago  

Ashelth: I would have thought "having actual musical talent".


She doesn't need it, really. Her dad is the driven, very capable business mind behind every professional decision "she" makes. Together, the two make bucket loads of money. I suppose that's their real talent.
 
5 days ago  
Learn how to sing better, girl.

https://youtu.be/sxPj_P6UIxk
 
5 days ago  

doglover: Jim_Callahan: Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.

What's a radio?


It's a device that we used to make mixtapes from.
 
5 days ago  

etoof: doglover: Jim_Callahan: Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.

What's a radio?

It's a device that we used to make mixtapes from.


But that's not important right now.
 
5 days ago  
She only thinks that because she hasn't been disappointed by me.....yet
 
5 days ago  

LucklessWonder: The_Sponge: I thought her worst nightmare was snorting marijuana and then dying from an overdose.

No, it's becky


I think it's funny that in the current run of coke ads that she's "the DJ who's 19" and handed a coke that reads Rebecca

\At least, that's what I think happens
 
5 days ago  

Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: Learn how to sing better, girl.

https://youtu.be/sxPj_P6UIxk


I hear no difference.

Screaming Goat Featuring Taylor Swift
Youtube NFgx5MY72Dk
 
5 days ago  
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I don't even know what we're talking about anymore
 
5 days ago  

shut_it_down: Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: Learn how to sing better, girl.

https://youtu.be/sxPj_P6UIxk

I hear no difference.

[YouTube video: Screaming Goat Featuring Taylor Swift]


This is my new favorite thing!  LOL
 
5 days ago  
I would have thought her worst nightmare was that she would eventually have to leave high school.
 
5 days ago  
This Taylor Swift thread is almost complete. We've got the jealous garage band musicians complaining that she's a talentless hack.  We've got the requisite Becky injecting the marijuana posts. We've got the Taylor V. Cat stare down GIF and the no songs about BJs comment.

Near as I can tell, it's only missing the gratuitous shot of her legs/pins/gams and the discussion how attractive/unattractive her posterior is that always follows.
 
5 days ago  

Mr. Eugenides: We've got the jealous garage band musicians complaining that she's a talentless hack.


I don't think those actually exist.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

Bslim: [nebula.wsimg.com image 600x901]


Yeah, but she's got no ass.
 
5 days ago  

Mr. Eugenides: This Taylor Swift thread is almost complete. We've got the jealous garage band musicians complaining that she's a talentless hack.  We've got the requisite Becky injecting the marijuana posts. We've got the Taylor V. Cat stare down GIF and the no songs about BJs comment.

Near as I can tell, it's only missing the gratuitous shot of her legs/pins/gams and the discussion how attractive/unattractive her posterior is that always follows.


Don't forget the roadie drooling over her yoga pants. "Soon"
 
5 days ago  
She'll have to move on to girls, then pets.
 
5 days ago  
I still have never heard any of her music. I don't even know what she sounds like.

Oh wait, did she do that shake shake shake song? I think I heard part of a remix that samples that, once.
 
5 days ago  
Since she was outed as a Trump supporter, I hope her career has suffered.
 
5 days ago  

born_yesterday: Bslim: [nebula.wsimg.com image 600x901]

Yeah, but she's got no ass.


Your just used to Kardashian whale tail.
 
5 days ago  

Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: shut_it_down: Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: Learn how to sing better, girl.

https://youtu.be/sxPj_P6UIxk

I hear no difference.

[YouTube video: Screaming Goat Featuring Taylor Swift]

This is my new favorite thing!  LOL


No joke, I added the full version of that to the playlist at a party and people didn't notice at first. It took quite a few goat screams before people started catching on.
 
5 days ago  

dark_matter_doesn't: Since she was outed as a Trump supporter, I hope her career has suffered.


Refusing to get involved in the stoning doesn't make you a blasphemer.
 
5 days ago  

Mr. Eugenides: This Taylor Swift thread is almost complete. We've got the jealous garage band musicians complaining that she's a talentless hack.  We've got the requisite Becky injecting the marijuana posts. We've got the Taylor V. Cat stare down GIF and the no songs about BJs comment.

Near as I can tell, it's only missing the gratuitous shot of her legs/pins/gams and the discussion how attractive/unattractive her posterior is that always follows.


Boobs, do we have boobs yet? Coz it looks like she's had a boob job...
 
5 days ago  
 
5 days ago  

ukexpat: Boobs, do we have boobs yet? Coz it looks like she's had a boob job...


She's had boobs for a while. Her weight goes up & down. This is from when she was just starting out:

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/have a seat over there?
 
5 days ago  

ukexpat: Mr. Eugenides: This Taylor Swift thread is almost complete. We've got the jealous garage band musicians complaining that she's a talentless hack.  We've got the requisite Becky injecting the marijuana posts. We've got the Taylor V. Cat stare down GIF and the no songs about BJs comment.

Near as I can tell, it's only missing the gratuitous shot of her legs/pins/gams and the discussion how attractive/unattractive her posterior is that always follows.

Boobs, do we have boobs yet? Coz it looks like she's had a boob job...


I don't know about boobs because I'm not a boob man but that dame has some nice pins.
 
5 days ago  

Mr. Eugenides: This Taylor Swift thread is almost complete. We've got the jealous garage band musicians complaining that she's a talentless hack.  We've got the requisite Becky injecting the marijuana posts. We've got the Taylor V. Cat stare down GIF and the no songs about BJs comment.

Near as I can tell, it's only missing the gratuitous shot of her legs/pins/gams and the discussion how attractive/unattractive her posterior is that always follows.


Now it's complete
 
5 days ago  

Trik: born_yesterday: Bslim: [nebula.wsimg.com image 600x901]

Yeah, but she's got no ass.

Your just used to Kardashian whale tail.


His just used to Kardashian whale tail what?
 
4 days ago  

peterthx: raerae1980: Her album didn't too well on streaming devices like Spotify, though, and that's very telling.

Not true. Not true at all.
ONE single broke the record - http://fortune.com/2017/08/27/taylor-s​wift-reputation-spotify/
Then she schooled the industry on how streaming services don't matter:
http://www.billboard.com/articles/busi​ness/8046278/taylor-swift-streaming-se​rvices-reputation-music-industry-analy​sis
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/mus​ic/2017/11/21/how-taylor-swifts-reputa​tion-beat-streaming-become-2017-best-s​elling-album/885170001/
http://qz.com/1127810/listen-to-taylor​-swifts-reputation-or-rather-its-busin​ess-lesson/

Sorry haters.


One song.  How many albums,  how many singles does she have?  And only one song broke a record.   Big deal.  Go look at Drake's streaming numbers and compare the two.
 
4 days ago  
Family Guy - Chris breaks up with Taylor Swift
Youtube tTCX8gTZD8g
 
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