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(Metro)   Taylor Swift reveals her worst nightmare is to be attacked by fans. Seems more likely it's running out of guys to breakup with   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2018-07-10 05:33:51 PM  
I thought her worst nightmare was snorting marijuana and then dying from an overdose.
 
2018-07-10 05:45:12 PM  
Taylor Swift Attacked at Grammys
Youtube Z-gWoXfwk_w
 
2018-07-10 05:45:24 PM  

The_Sponge: I thought her worst nightmare was snorting marijuana and then dying from an overdose.


No, it's becky
 
2018-07-10 05:46:42 PM  
Dear Ms Swift: I'm not a fan, if you want to hang out some time.
 
2018-07-10 05:47:28 PM  
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In other news it appears Swift carries an old Polaroid camera with her wherever she goes.
 
2018-07-10 05:49:25 PM  
Pattie Boyd talking to Taylor Swift about the downsides of celebrity is actually a video I'd like to see. I bet both of them have some crazy stories to tell.
 
2018-07-10 05:50:37 PM  
I would have thought "having actual musical talent".
 
2018-07-10 05:53:37 PM  
Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.
 
2018-07-10 05:59:20 PM  
I think I remember reading about Woody Harrelson freaking out and running away from Japanese fans that were hounding him in an airport in Japan because he just got done shooting Zombieland and he just lost it.
 
2018-07-10 06:00:32 PM  

Ashelth: I would have thought "having actual musical talent".


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2018-07-10 06:04:13 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.


What's a radio?
 
2018-07-10 06:05:35 PM  

Jim_Callahan: Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.


http://www.mediatraffic.de/year-end-a​l​bums.htm
 
2018-07-10 06:06:01 PM  

doglover: Jim_Callahan: Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.

What's a radio?


Often described as "Mexican"
 
2018-07-10 06:09:38 PM  

doglover: Jim_Callahan: Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.

What's a radio?


It's modern device with tiny people trapped inside, but that's not important right now
 
2018-07-10 06:10:42 PM  

GRCooper: Ashelth: I would have thought "having actual musical talent".

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2018-07-10 06:12:11 PM  
I would be my middle nut that her worst nightmare is to be attacked by no fans.
 
2018-07-10 06:14:52 PM  

Mugato: I would be my middle nut that her worst nightmare is to be attacked by no fans.


I think you invented new kōan
 
2018-07-10 06:24:25 PM  

LewDux: Jim_Callahan: Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.

http://www.mediatraffic.de/year-end-al​bums.htm


Her album didn't too well on streaming devices like Spotify, though, and that's very telling.
 
2018-07-10 06:24:39 PM  

doglover: Jim_Callahan: Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.

What's a radio?


Old school streaming service
 
2018-07-10 06:25:40 PM  

LewDux: Mugato: I would be my middle nut that her worst nightmare is to be attacked by no fans.

I think you invented new kōan


More like an Ice Cream Koan.

/enjoy losing the next 8 hours of your life
 
2018-07-10 06:39:33 PM  
The most positive thing I heard about the recent album was it's borrowing a riff (whatever) from Right Said Fred.

And who was it that pointed out she has lots of songs about breakups and none about bjs?
 
2018-07-10 06:45:14 PM  

Ashelth: I would have thought "having actual musical talent".


She doesn't need it, really. Her dad is the driven, very capable business mind behind every professional decision "she" makes. Together, the two make bucket loads of money. I suppose that's their real talent.
 
2018-07-10 07:29:42 PM  
Learn how to sing better, girl.

https://youtu.be/sxPj_P6UIxk
 
2018-07-10 07:30:21 PM  

doglover: Jim_Callahan: Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.

What's a radio?


It's a device that we used to make mixtapes from.
 
2018-07-10 07:41:50 PM  

etoof: doglover: Jim_Callahan: Taylor Swift is... still a thing?  Like, is she still making songs that actually get played and shiat.  Because I don't think I've actually heard anything she's made that isn't like half a decade old, and while I'm not hip to the jive or whatever the fark I do have a radio and so on.

What's a radio?

It's a device that we used to make mixtapes from.


But that's not important right now.
 
2018-07-10 07:48:41 PM  
She only thinks that because she hasn't been disappointed by me.....yet
 
2018-07-10 07:50:17 PM  

LucklessWonder: The_Sponge: I thought her worst nightmare was snorting marijuana and then dying from an overdose.

No, it's becky


I think it's funny that in the current run of coke ads that she's "the DJ who's 19" and handed a coke that reads Rebecca

\At least, that's what I think happens
 
2018-07-10 07:53:20 PM  

Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: Learn how to sing better, girl.

https://youtu.be/sxPj_P6UIxk


I hear no difference.

Screaming Goat Featuring Taylor Swift
Youtube NFgx5MY72Dk
 
2018-07-10 08:01:21 PM  
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I don't even know what we're talking about anymore
 
2018-07-10 08:06:22 PM  

shut_it_down: Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: Learn how to sing better, girl.

https://youtu.be/sxPj_P6UIxk

I hear no difference.

[YouTube video: Screaming Goat Featuring Taylor Swift]


This is my new favorite thing!  LOL
 
2018-07-10 08:32:57 PM  
I would have thought her worst nightmare was that she would eventually have to leave high school.
 
2018-07-10 08:47:33 PM  
This Taylor Swift thread is almost complete. We've got the jealous garage band musicians complaining that she's a talentless hack.  We've got the requisite Becky injecting the marijuana posts. We've got the Taylor V. Cat stare down GIF and the no songs about BJs comment.

Near as I can tell, it's only missing the gratuitous shot of her legs/pins/gams and the discussion how attractive/unattractive her posterior is that always follows.
 
2018-07-10 09:05:05 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: We've got the jealous garage band musicians complaining that she's a talentless hack.


I don't think those actually exist.
 
2018-07-10 09:05:50 PM  
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2018-07-10 09:17:58 PM  

Bslim: [nebula.wsimg.com image 600x901]


Yeah, but she's got no ass.
 
2018-07-10 09:27:11 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: This Taylor Swift thread is almost complete. We've got the jealous garage band musicians complaining that she's a talentless hack.  We've got the requisite Becky injecting the marijuana posts. We've got the Taylor V. Cat stare down GIF and the no songs about BJs comment.

Near as I can tell, it's only missing the gratuitous shot of her legs/pins/gams and the discussion how attractive/unattractive her posterior is that always follows.


Don't forget the roadie drooling over her yoga pants. "Soon"
 
2018-07-10 09:44:38 PM  
She'll have to move on to girls, then pets.
 
2018-07-10 09:56:44 PM  
I still have never heard any of her music. I don't even know what she sounds like.

Oh wait, did she do that shake shake shake song? I think I heard part of a remix that samples that, once.
 
2018-07-10 10:00:53 PM  
Since she was outed as a Trump supporter, I hope her career has suffered.
 
2018-07-10 10:31:13 PM  

born_yesterday: Bslim: [nebula.wsimg.com image 600x901]

Yeah, but she's got no ass.


Your just used to Kardashian whale tail.
 
2018-07-10 10:52:20 PM  

Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: shut_it_down: Trail of BABYMETAL DEATH: Learn how to sing better, girl.

https://youtu.be/sxPj_P6UIxk

I hear no difference.

[YouTube video: Screaming Goat Featuring Taylor Swift]

This is my new favorite thing!  LOL


No joke, I added the full version of that to the playlist at a party and people didn't notice at first. It took quite a few goat screams before people started catching on.
 
2018-07-10 10:58:59 PM  

dark_matter_doesn't: Since she was outed as a Trump supporter, I hope her career has suffered.


Refusing to get involved in the stoning doesn't make you a blasphemer.
 
2018-07-11 12:51:55 AM  

Mr. Eugenides: This Taylor Swift thread is almost complete. We've got the jealous garage band musicians complaining that she's a talentless hack.  We've got the requisite Becky injecting the marijuana posts. We've got the Taylor V. Cat stare down GIF and the no songs about BJs comment.

Near as I can tell, it's only missing the gratuitous shot of her legs/pins/gams and the discussion how attractive/unattractive her posterior is that always follows.


Boobs, do we have boobs yet? Coz it looks like she's had a boob job...
 
2018-07-11 02:01:08 AM  
 
2018-07-11 02:03:52 AM  

ukexpat: Boobs, do we have boobs yet? Coz it looks like she's had a boob job...


She's had boobs for a while. Her weight goes up & down. This is from when she was just starting out:

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/have a seat over there?
 
2018-07-11 02:16:05 AM  

ukexpat: Mr. Eugenides: This Taylor Swift thread is almost complete. We've got the jealous garage band musicians complaining that she's a talentless hack.  We've got the requisite Becky injecting the marijuana posts. We've got the Taylor V. Cat stare down GIF and the no songs about BJs comment.

Near as I can tell, it's only missing the gratuitous shot of her legs/pins/gams and the discussion how attractive/unattractive her posterior is that always follows.

Boobs, do we have boobs yet? Coz it looks like she's had a boob job...


I don't know about boobs because I'm not a boob man but that dame has some nice pins.
 
2018-07-11 02:39:55 AM  

Mr. Eugenides: This Taylor Swift thread is almost complete. We've got the jealous garage band musicians complaining that she's a talentless hack.  We've got the requisite Becky injecting the marijuana posts. We've got the Taylor V. Cat stare down GIF and the no songs about BJs comment.

Near as I can tell, it's only missing the gratuitous shot of her legs/pins/gams and the discussion how attractive/unattractive her posterior is that always follows.


Now it's complete
 
2018-07-11 02:55:45 AM  

Trik: born_yesterday: Bslim: [nebula.wsimg.com image 600x901]

Yeah, but she's got no ass.

Your just used to Kardashian whale tail.


His just used to Kardashian whale tail what?
 
2018-07-11 07:27:08 AM  

peterthx: raerae1980: Her album didn't too well on streaming devices like Spotify, though, and that's very telling.

Not true. Not true at all.
ONE single broke the record - http://fortune.com/2017/08/27/taylor-s​wift-reputation-spotify/
Then she schooled the industry on how streaming services don't matter:
http://www.billboard.com/articles/busi​ness/8046278/taylor-swift-streaming-se​rvices-reputation-music-industry-analy​sis
http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/mus​ic/2017/11/21/how-taylor-swifts-reputa​tion-beat-streaming-become-2017-best-s​elling-album/885170001/
http://qz.com/1127810/listen-to-taylor​-swifts-reputation-or-rather-its-busin​ess-lesson/

Sorry haters.


One song.  How many albums,  how many singles does she have?  And only one song broke a record.   Big deal.  Go look at Drake's streaming numbers and compare the two.
 
2018-07-11 07:49:07 AM  
Family Guy - Chris breaks up with Taylor Swift
Youtube tTCX8gTZD8g
 
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