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(SFGate)   After Kim Kardashian laments that there's 'literally nothing on TV that I like,' she's reminded she's on TV   ( sfgate.com) divider line
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2018-07-10 06:20:45 PM  
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2018-07-10 06:28:28 PM  
Then she nervously farted, which sounded like, because of her humongous ass, a truck using it's engine brakes.

Jake Braking downhill 8' Pipes
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2018-07-10 06:41:28 PM  
Why don't people just let her live at home in the Shire in peace?
 
2018-07-10 07:15:28 PM  
Truly she has a dizzying intellect.
 
2018-07-10 07:22:35 PM  

FrancoFile: Truly she has a dizzying intellect.


Right on par with Donald Trump.
 
2018-07-10 07:39:58 PM  

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Farking spoon heads.

/O'Brien was right about them
//well, except Garak
///plain, simple Garak
 
2018-07-10 07:50:56 PM  
Sorry Kim, your show is over. The Donald Trump and his Flying Monkey Legion of Doom show has replaced it.
 
2018-07-10 08:03:07 PM  
I wish the farking Kartrashians would farking spontaneous farking combust.
 
2018-07-10 08:03:54 PM  
Subby, if you keep giving these vacuous leeches attention, they keep getting paid and the vicious cycle continues.  Everyone, please stop submitting links about this useless family.  They get rich by people paying attention to them.  Stop funding these parasites.  Mods, please stop greening these.  Please.  This band of idiots has made enough from doing absolutely nothing.

/end rant
 
2018-07-10 08:14:11 PM  
This Kardashian horseshiat can all be traced back to OJ. Fark you OJ and your choice of lawyer.
 
2018-07-10 08:57:42 PM  
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2018-07-10 09:21:29 PM  

idrow: Subby, if you keep giving these vacuous leeches attention, they keep getting paid and the vicious cycle continues.  Everyone, please stop submitting links about this useless family.  They get rich by people paying attention to them.  Stop funding these parasites.  Mods, please stop greening these.  Please.  This band of idiots has made enough from doing absolutely nothing.

/end rant


The links are coming from inside the house. (If you think Drew isn't being paid for these going green, you probably voted for Bernie.)
 
2018-07-10 09:23:15 PM  

Mugato: This Kardashian horseshiat can all be traced back to OJ. Fark you OJ and your choice of lawyer.


They were friends long before OJ decided murdering his estranged wife was a fantastic plan, because hey he's the Juice. What could possibly go wrong?
 
2018-07-10 09:49:43 PM  

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2018-07-10 10:10:35 PM  
Quick! Somebody make a tv show for her before she gets bored!
 
2018-07-10 10:34:36 PM  
I recommend starting a drug collection. Start with two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. I'm sure that's enough to get you through to the Fall TV lineup.
 
2018-07-10 11:09:44 PM  

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2018-07-10 11:53:19 PM  

FrancoFile: Truly she has a dizzying intellect.


Wait till she get's going! Now, where was she?

Australia.
 
2018-07-11 12:23:54 AM  
Seriously, the amount of quality stuff on TV -- and the quality of what's there -- is higher than it's ever been.  Finding 'literally nothing" on there you can like is a very strong sense that you are really farking stupid.
 
2018-07-11 02:43:07 AM  

wildcardjack: I recommend starting a drug collection. Start with two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. I'm sure that's enough to get you through to the Fall TV lineup.


Yeah but I'd go to Vegas, except one must go through bat country.
 
2018-07-11 04:10:22 AM  

idrow: Subby, if you keep giving these vacuous leeches attention, they keep getting paid and the vicious cycle continues.  Everyone, please stop submitting links about this useless family.  They get rich by people paying attention to them.  Stop funding these parasites.  Mods, please stop greening these.  Please.  This band of idiots has made enough from doing absolutely nothing.

/end rant


This is the reason why I don't bother with TotalFark and such because of the constant Kardassian bullshiat being greenlighted.
Stop with it already, there is much more out there.
 
2018-07-11 08:26:21 AM  

jake_lex: Seriously, the amount of quality stuff on TV -- and the quality of what's there -- is higher than it's ever been.  Finding 'literally nothing" on there you can like is a very strong sense that you are really farking stupid.


I really don't see it and I don't think that's  an indictment on my intellect. Tonight for instance. on the four major networks, three are reality/game shows and one sitcom. On the CW is a series premiere of some sci-fi show that I might check out. Basic cable is a wasteland and once in a great while there's a movie on the premium channels that I'll check out. There are maybe 5-7 shows on HBO or Netflix I watch that are all on hiatus.
 
2018-07-11 11:19:20 AM  

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Wow... that actually makes her look attractive. No snark. I've never understood what people see in her but with the makeup and prosthesis on her face she looks hot!
 
2018-07-11 11:20:52 AM  
Just because you get paid to make something does not obligate one to enjoy said product... ask the piano man if he likes singing "Piano Man".
 
2018-07-11 11:25:27 AM  

WilderKWight: I wish the farking Kartrashians would farking spontaneous farking combust.


I keep praying for a small meteorite to wipe out the entire clan. I'm not religious but whichever god delivers has me for life.

/ and afterlife if they're into that sort of thing
 
2018-07-11 12:10:45 PM  
So we DO have something in common.
 
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