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2018-07-10 03:37:45 PM  
I bet they spanked that monkey.
 
2018-07-10 04:07:58 PM  
Did they

UberDave: I bet they spanked that monkey.


dammit
 
2018-07-10 04:09:48 PM  
Her daughter learned two lessons:

1) Her mom is a jerk
2) Nobody likes a jerk
 
2018-07-10 04:11:32 PM  
Wild animals are wild, man.

All snark aside... it's a shame the little girl ended up with the painful portion of that lesson, instead of the dunderhead parents.  Not fair for her.
 
2018-07-10 04:17:32 PM  
Does she still have a face? Yes? She got off lucky.
 
2018-07-10 04:19:39 PM  
It's pretty clear the monkey thought the little girl was given the rest of the food, thus she became  the competition.
 
2018-07-10 04:19:54 PM  

ZombieLambChop: Wild animals are wild, man.

All snark aside... it's a shame the little girl ended up with the painful portion of that lesson, instead of the dunderhead parents.  Not fair for her.


Well she has to learn not to trust her mom's judgement soon or later. For me it was when as a small child my mother said she found a cool bug she hadn't seen before and told me to grab it. You can guess how that one turned out. 
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2018-07-10 04:23:38 PM  
IS innocent
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2018-07-10 04:25:45 PM  
Heh heh heh. Monkeys are mean
 
2018-07-10 04:26:07 PM  
1- Don't feed wild animals
2- See 1
3- You should not be here, you want to get punched?
 
2018-07-10 04:26:40 PM  
How Angela Merkel felt at 'that' meeting.
 
2018-07-10 04:27:03 PM  
Right turn, Clyde!
 
2018-07-10 04:27:36 PM  
That was a flop along the lines of LeBron James Manu Ginobili and James Harden.  That little girl was just trying to get a call
 
2018-07-10 04:28:49 PM  
I actually laughed out loud.
 
2018-07-10 04:29:20 PM  
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
That is all.
 
2018-07-10 04:30:46 PM  
Better not give Left Jab Monkey dynamite
 
2018-07-10 04:31:45 PM  
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2018-07-10 04:34:19 PM  
Euthanize it immediately! JUSTICE FOR HARAMBE!!

Or something I dont know... I want to drink beer with that monkey
 
2018-07-10 04:38:25 PM  
csb: I was bitten by a monkey when I was about 6 years old. I was dumb and reached to pet a baby monkey at the zoo. My parents tried to tell me not to but mom monkey was blindingly fast and bit my hand before I could blink, let alone pull my hand away. The scar was there for years but it's not there any more.
 
2018-07-10 04:40:56 PM  
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I consider the Sun itself to be NSFW.
 
2018-07-10 04:43:16 PM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: csb: I was bitten by a monkey when I was about 6 years old. I was dumb and reached to pet a baby monkey at the zoo. My parents tried to tell me not to but mom monkey was blindingly fast and bit my hand before I could blink, let alone pull my hand away. The scar was there for years but it's not there any more.


coulda been worse. coulda been a Sumatran Rat Monkey.
 
2018-07-10 04:43:50 PM  
You have upset the monkey.
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2018-07-10 04:44:47 PM  

blatz514: I actually laughed out loud.


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2018-07-10 04:48:34 PM  
Friend of mine at work who likes climbing mountains in her off time told me that monkeys are assholes. I believe her.
 
2018-07-10 04:49:20 PM  
I'm not sure exactly what triggered the monkey, but one thing is Crystal Clear- that monkey has a mean left jab.
 
2018-07-10 04:56:25 PM  

Ashelth: Her daughter learned two lessons:

1) Her mom is a jerk
2) Nobody likes a jerk


3) If you associate with jerks, there will be consequences.
 
2018-07-10 04:56:26 PM  
See!? THIS is why I hate monkeys... well this, plus a monkey in a cage stealing my mechanical pencil, right out of my pocket protector, when I was 11.. then dropping it in the poo at the bottom of the cage.

I was a very upset little geek.
 
2018-07-10 05:03:59 PM  

crzybtch: blatz514: I actually laughed out loud.

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And the weird thing...I'm sober!
 
2018-07-10 05:24:29 PM  
Girl's got a glass jaw.
 
2018-07-10 05:28:19 PM  
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2018-07-10 05:32:37 PM  
Don't mess with macaques.
I watched a gang of them strip a family carrying a picnic of every single item of food. There were signs all over the place telling people not to bring food into the area.
 
2018-07-10 05:46:16 PM  
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2018-07-10 05:55:36 PM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: csb: I was bitten by a monkey when I was about 6 years old. I was dumb and reached to pet a baby monkey at the zoo. My parents tried to tell me not to but mom monkey was blindingly fast and bit my hand before I could blink, let alone pull my hand away. The scar was there for years but it's not there any more.


It's still there, but now you're a vampire monkey and can't see your own scars...or something...fark if I know.
 
2018-07-10 05:58:00 PM  
I have trouble with left handed fighters too....
 
2018-07-10 06:18:07 PM  
It would gave been better if the monkey smashed a bunch of poo in her face.
 
2018-07-10 06:43:50 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: ZombieLambChop: Wild animals are wild, man.

All snark aside... it's a shame the little girl ended up with the painful portion of that lesson, instead of the dunderhead parents.  Not fair for her.

Well she has to learn not to trust her mom's judgement soon or later. For me it was when as a small child my mother said she found a cool bug she hadn't seen before and told me to grab it. You can guess how that one turned out. [img.fark.net image 850x566]


You exploded into a large blue ball of flames and helicopters came in to rescue you but they got confused and began firing their super proton lasers at your mom who then ripped off her clothes to reveal a blindingly bright sequin studded super woman outfit which she used to fly into the air to stop the helicopters, but just then, pouncing from atop a tall tree, a swarm of wombats came towards you both, and as they descended they screamed "out the barn door" in deafening unison as you hurriedly scurried toward the closest living thing which in this case was a small fern that was just planted to celebrate the anniversary of Johnny Cassidy's famed street jumping attempt in 1936, but the fern didn't help at all...?
 
2018-07-10 06:56:54 PM  

bobobolinskii: Friend of mine at work who likes climbing mountains in her off time told me that monkeys are assholes. I believe her.


I spent a long stretch backpacking in SE Asia. Despite avoiding them whenever possible I was bitten by monkeys twice and had poo thrown at me on multiple occasions. Monkeys are assholes.
 
2018-07-10 08:15:17 PM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: csb: I was bitten by a monkey when I was about 6 years old. I was dumb and reached to pet a baby monkey at the zoo. My parents tried to tell me not to but mom monkey was blindingly fast and bit my hand before I could blink, let alone pull my hand away. The scar was there for years but it's not there any more.


You've got...the bite!"
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/so many great quotes from that movie.
 
2018-07-10 08:42:39 PM  
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2018-07-10 08:55:17 PM  
Girl should be okay. The reason we humans have flat faces is so we can take hits to our heads.
 
2018-07-10 09:17:30 PM  
Monkies are the craziest people!

(PS spell check tried to change it to Honkies).
 
2018-07-10 11:09:59 PM  

Mr.Hawk: insertsnarkyusername: ZombieLambChop: Wild animals are wild, man.

All snark aside... it's a shame the little girl ended up with the painful portion of that lesson, instead of the dunderhead parents.  Not fair for her.

Well she has to learn not to trust her mom's judgement soon or later. For me it was when as a small child my mother said she found a cool bug she hadn't seen before and told me to grab it. You can guess how that one turned out. [img.fark.net image 850x566]

You exploded into a large blue ball of flames and helicopters came in to rescue you but they got confused and began firing their super proton lasers at your mom who then ripped off her clothes to reveal a blindingly bright sequin studded super woman outfit which she used to fly into the air to stop the helicopters, but just then, pouncing from atop a tall tree, a swarm of wombats came towards you both, and as they descended they screamed "out the barn door" in deafening unison as you hurriedly scurried toward the closest living thing which in this case was a small fern that was just planted to celebrate the anniversary of Johnny Cassidy's famed street jumping attempt in 1936, but the fern didn't help at all...?


Close, it stabbed me in the thumb and my finger got 4 times bigger.
 
2018-07-11 05:19:34 AM  

Resident Muslim: IS innocent
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NOT a monkey.

/The Librarian out front shoulda told ya
//OOK!
 
2018-07-11 06:07:28 AM  

NoahBuddy: Resident Muslim: IS innocent
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NOT a monkey.

/The Librarian out front shoulda told ya
//OOK!


Fine.
A wizard then.
 
2018-07-11 11:14:32 AM  
She was asking for it
 
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