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(The Sun)   Headline: I know my £100k cosmetic surgery addiction could kill me, but at least I'll look good in my coffin (possible nsfw content on page)   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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6 days ago  
Should have spent some of that cash on a little therapy, sweetheart.
 
6 days ago  
No, no you won't
 
6 days ago  
It is a sad day when a scalding coffee enema seems like the sensible choice.
 
6 days ago  
The before pictures look far better than after.
 
6 days ago  

OkieDookie: It is a sad day when a scalding coffee enema seems like the sensible choice.


Try a little cream.  It takes a bit of the edge off.
 
6 days ago  
Since Kylie Jenner got her lips fixed recently, this lady is going to have to schedule a whole new surgery to fix hers.  Plastic surgery trends change.
 
6 days ago  

OkieDookie: It is a sad day when a scalding coffee enema seems like the sensible choice.


I like my women like I like my coffee....
 
6 days ago  

Dangerous_sociopath: OkieDookie: It is a sad day when a scalding coffee enema seems like the sensible choice.

I like my women like I like my coffee....


Hot,...and in your ass?
 
6 days ago  

Russ1642: The before pictures look far better than after.


At least 90% of the time the before is always better.
 
6 days ago  

Dangerous_sociopath: OkieDookie: It is a sad day when a scalding coffee enema seems like the sensible choice.

I like my women like I like my coffee....


Hot and bitter?

With cream and sugar?

Cost $4.50 an ounce?

So sugary that you immediately get teh diabetes?
 
6 days ago  
...and the first one you contact is the scandal rag and not the proper psychological authorities.
 
6 days ago  

Dangerous_sociopath: OkieDookie: It is a sad day when a scalding coffee enema seems like the sensible choice.

I like my women like I like my coffee....


Ground up and in the freezer?
 
6 days ago  
Seems weird to me. What makes someone think... "you know, I'd really like a giant, fat ass"?
 
6 days ago  
If your self worth comes from your outward appearance you're going to live a very sad life. I have a lot of sympathy for women and men that can't see beyond it and here in Vegas I see it every day.

That being said places like Vegas and LA put a LOT of emphasis on how people look. You cannot find a position in the public eye that isn't model/. So glad I no longer work in that industry, it kills your soul and faith in humanity a little at a time.
 
6 days ago  

abhorrent1: Seems weird to me. What makes someone think... "you know, I'd really like a giant, fat ass"?


One word: Kardashians
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
These people that get so much surgery all end up converging on the same look. But that look is anything but attractive. It's like an discount off-brand Real Doll look.
 
6 days ago  
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Oooof, is that reversible?
Yikes
 
6 days ago  

Dangerous_sociopath: OkieDookie: It is a sad day when a scalding coffee enema seems like the sensible choice.

I like my women like I like my coffee....


Free trade and Ethiopian?

...what?  The other ones were taken.
 
6 days ago  
Well, maybe. But a lot of shiat's gonna have to happen between now and then.
 
6 days ago  
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Is that a giant red dildo?
 
6 days ago  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: [img.fark.net image 425x318]
Is that a giant red dildo?


It might be a dildo.
 
6 days ago  

abhorrent1: Seems weird to me. What makes someone think... "you know, I'd really like a giant, fat ass"?


She's probably got body dysmorphia. Usually, something like that is triggered by an outside force. I know a girl who (even after 4 kids) is absolutely gorgeous, but her husband treats her like crap. So, she started talking about plastic surgery, Botox and butt lifts. Long story short; if she wants serious surgery, look for the asshole.
 
6 days ago  

Bslim: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: [img.fark.net image 425x318]
Is that a giant red dildo?

It might be a dildo.


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6 days ago  

Russ1642: The before pictures look far better than after.


This x1000.  She looks hideous now.  Body dysmorphia's a helluva drug.
 
6 days ago  
Hork!
God, i would rather fark a cold piece of roast beef.
 
6 days ago  

iheartscotch: Dangerous_sociopath: OkieDookie: It is a sad day when a scalding coffee enema seems like the sensible choice.

I like my women like I like my coffee....

Hot and bitter?

With cream and sugar?

Cost $4.50 an ounce?

So sugary that you immediately get teh diabetes?


Hot black and nasty
 
6 days ago  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: [img.fark.net image 425x318]
Is that a giant red dildo?


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/oblig
 
6 days ago  

iheartscotch: So, she started talking about plastic surgery, Botox and butt lifts. Long story short; if she wants serious surgery, look for the asshole.



o_O
 
6 days ago  

OkieDookie: Dangerous_sociopath: OkieDookie: It is a sad day when a scalding coffee enema seems like the sensible choice.

I like my women like I like my coffee....

Hot,...and in your ass?


I regart I have butt one funny to give.
 
6 days ago  

Shocktopus: These people that get so much surgery all end up converging on the same look. But that look is anything but attractive. It's like an discount off-brand Real Doll look.


They all look the same! Like some kind of inflatable doll army of the walking dead!
 
6 days ago  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: iheartscotch: Dangerous_sociopath: OkieDookie: It is a sad day when a scalding coffee enema seems like the sensible choice.

I like my women like I like my coffee....

Hot and bitter?

With cream and sugar?

Cost $4.50 an ounce?

So sugary that you immediately get teh diabetes?

Hot black and nasty


2 days cold?
 
6 days ago  
Outside of the one surgery that was given to her by the clinic, I fail to understand how she can afford all of this? Rich husband, or the NHS cover plastic surgery?
I couldn't afford it without dipping into my retirement.
 
6 days ago  

Catlenfell: Outside of the one surgery that was given to her by the clinic, I fail to understand how she can afford all of this? Rich husband, or the NHS cover plastic surgery?
I couldn't afford it without dipping into my retirement.


Judging by the picture, there are lots of John's around the corner.
 
6 days ago  

Dangerous_sociopath: OkieDookie: It is a sad day when a scalding coffee enema seems like the sensible choice.

I like my women like I like my coffee....


Ground up and in the freezer?

...psycho...
 
6 days ago  

iheartscotch: Dangerous_sociopath: OkieDookie: It is a sad day when a scalding coffee enema seems like the sensible choice.

I like my women like I like my coffee....

Hot and bitter?

With cream and sugar?

Cost $4.50 an ounce?

So sugary that you immediately get teh diabetes?


Why yes that is how I like my women

Although she was around 100 pounds so did not cost quite as much as 4.50 an oz

She was also hot and bitter
I asked for cream and sugar but she said that cost extra
 
6 days ago  
Knows something about vanity/unnecessary surgery
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Too soon?
 
6 days ago  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: [img.fark.net image 425x318]
Is that a giant red dildo?


I wouldn't call it "giant".  Maybe a bit on the large size.  I may be oversharing though.
 
6 days ago  

Ooba Tooba: Knows something about vanity/unnecessary surgery
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Too soon?


I don't know, I think Mike Tyson is looking better.
 
6 days ago  
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I figure this is the progression that is taking place
 
6 days ago  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: Hork!
God, i would rather fark a cold piece of roast beef.


Is it Tuesday already?

Monday - warm roast beef
Tuesday - cold leftover roast beef
Wednesday - "jerk" chicken
Thursday - ham "bone"
 
6 days ago  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 700x242]

I figure this is the progression that is taking place


If I understand, she'a trying to look like a man who transitioned into a woman  playing a drag queen?
 
6 days ago  

Bslim: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 700x242]

I figure this is the progression that is taking place

If I understand, she'a trying to look like a man who transitioned into a woman  playing a drag queen?


Nah, she just lost the drag race with a blown transaxle.
 
6 days ago  
Is the picture with the dog a "before" picture?  She looks pretty damn good there
 
6 days ago  
Nice tattas?
 
6 days ago  

Dangerous_sociopath: OkieDookie: It is a sad day when a scalding coffee enema seems like the sensible choice.

I like my women like I like my coffee....


pale, weak, cold, and bitter?
 
6 days ago  

Bslim: [thesun.co.uk image 400x537]

Oooof, is that reversible?
Yikes


Yeah.  She doesn't look good now.  If she wants to look good in her coffin, she's got a long way to go.
 
6 days ago  
I'd have to give that fake ass a go to know if I'm for or against that sort of thing. Because I've TF'd a fake set before and it was still a fun time.
 
6 days ago  

cowgirl toffee: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: iheartscotch: Dangerous_sociopath: OkieDookie: It is a sad day when a scalding coffee enema seems like the sensible choice.

I like my women like I like my coffee....

Hot and bitter?

With cream and sugar?

Cost $4.50 an ounce?

So sugary that you immediately get teh diabetes?

Hot black and nasty

2 days cold?


With a spoon in them?

/hat tip to Eddie Izzard
 
6 days ago  
if she had spent it just on her tits....now that would be something to behold...
 
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