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(Medical Xpress)   The latest thing that can negatively affect your health: your mom's vaginal microbiome   ( medicalxpress.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Childbirth, stress, vaginal microbiota, vaginal microbes, Dr. Bale, male offspring, Uterus, Mother  
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2018-07-09 12:54:32 PM  
I know your mom's vaginal biome caused me to go to the doctor several times, subby.
 
2018-07-09 01:12:32 PM  
It wasn't your mom's microbiome that was scary... it was the macrobiome. Seriously those things were the size of lobsters.
 
2018-07-09 01:36:56 PM  
Well, that's disgusting.  Also there have been many fine births by whooooooooores.  So, what are you saying?

/drtfa
 
2018-07-09 01:53:13 PM  
I like the smell of this thread
 
2018-07-09 01:54:14 PM  
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2018-07-09 02:04:25 PM  
This thread is going to turn into a cumdumpster fire.
 
2018-07-09 02:34:02 PM  
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My mom used Lysol, so I should be good
 
2018-07-09 02:58:01 PM  
Things are already pretty awkward between us but I'm willing to give it a shot. So I just get in there or what?
 
2018-07-09 03:04:45 PM  
I'll take last thing I'd ever wish to think about for $500, trebeck
 
2018-07-09 03:21:21 PM  
Considering the thread right below this one. . .
 
2018-07-09 03:32:36 PM  

PirateKing: It wasn't your mom's microbiome that was scary... it was the macrobiome. Seriously those things were the size of lobsters.


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2018-07-09 03:39:14 PM  
I guess it can, since I'm going to go kill myself now. Thanks, Subby!
 
2018-07-09 08:04:13 PM  
So...million dollar idea...probiotic douches.
 
2018-07-09 08:36:55 PM  

tuxq: So...million dollar idea...probiotic douches.


Probiotic neonatal genius douches.

Your baby could be the next Eisenstien! Just squirt this yogurt I mean propbiootos up your business and your next baby is nearly guaranteeded to be a certifiable scientist!

With no side effects and literally zero side effects, this product is guartaneed to make a smart baby person fall out of YOU!

*side effects may include toxic shock, permanent sterility, and yogurt business.
 
2018-07-09 09:16:07 PM  

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My mom used Lysol, so I should be good


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2018-07-09 09:51:49 PM  
I was a defective baby, so I never got to experience the wonders of my Mothers's vagina. I got sliced-and scooped-out and stuck in an incubator for the first 2 months of my life. No nasty, germy human contact was allowed for this little bubble boy.

I've never had any health problems as a result - beyond my crippling, extreme, profound unease around human beings. Dirty-dirty, stinky-crotch apes.
 
2018-07-09 10:40:18 PM  

Max Awesome: I was a defective baby, so I never got to experience the wonders of my Mothers's vagina. I got sliced-and scooped-out and stuck in an incubator for the first 2 months of my life. No nasty, germy human contact was allowed for this little bubble boy.

I've never had any health problems as a result - beyond my crippling, extreme, profound unease around human beings. Dirty-dirty, stinky-crotch apes.


Are you me?
 
2018-07-10 01:30:22 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: Max Awesome: I was a defective baby, so I never got to experience the wonders of my Mothers's vagina. I got sliced-and scooped-out and stuck in an incubator for the first 2 months of my life. No nasty, germy human contact was allowed for this little bubble boy.

I've never had any health problems as a result - beyond my crippling, extreme, profound unease around human beings. Dirty-dirty, stinky-crotch apes.

Are you me?


Don't touch me.
 
2018-07-10 01:51:24 AM  
"Mom's vaginal microbiome" is the name of my Frank Zappa tribute band
 
2018-07-10 02:03:26 AM  
Woomba - SNL
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A job for the little pink robot that cleans your noonie.
 
2018-07-10 04:32:12 AM  
Don't act like a douche people!
 
2018-07-10 07:33:24 AM  
Are centipedes good or bad?
 
2018-07-10 09:22:07 AM  
Am I the only one that read it as "vaginal microphone?"
 
2018-07-10 10:38:23 AM  

Nuclear Monk: Are centipedes good or bad?


Depends on if they are vaginal centipedes. Wood pile centipedes are okay. They eat other bugs. But I don't stick my dick in the wood pile. Not anymore, since the "centipede incident". But the one place I don't want to find centipedes. Vaginas.
 
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