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(MDN)   Japanese gangster refused entry to golf club. Guess what happened   ( divider line
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10999 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2002 at 12:02 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-18 12:06:29 AM  
Goddamnit, I guessed wrong.
2002-01-18 12:09:16 AM  
Hey. Dey ar rook arike. Pass de shoyu.
2002-01-18 12:09:48 AM  
'FUKUOKA' Japan...

I wanna just put that on an envelope and see where it goes...
2002-01-18 12:10:31 AM  
So, if the gangster attacked the right man. . .
Would he get a different sentence?
2002-01-18 12:11:41 AM  
Ah, so. Ching chong.
2002-01-18 12:12:17 AM  
2002-01-18 12:18:02 AM  
mistakenly attacked a middle-aged man of similar built to their target. The duo bashed the man with baseball bats, but soon realized the blunder and fled. The victim suffered bruises but was not seriously hurt, police said.

Undeterred, Suzuyama stormed the manager's house, this time with two fellow gangsters, and stabbed him with a kitchen knife in the predawn hours of Oct. 22. The manager suffered a seriously injury but survived.

The three gangsters were arrested five days later and were put on trial on attempted murder charges.

these gangsters really suck don't they... i mean first of all they can't seriously injure someone with a baseball bat, then botch the job with the knife failing to kill their target and then get caught 5 days later.
2002-01-18 12:20:14 AM  
There's another example of the common story of some person in power holding the working man down.... racism needs to end
2002-01-18 12:21:40 AM  
Now that's the way golf should be played. Pre-dawn attacks at your adversary's house. Wow. Those crazy wacky tattoo waering, pinky-chopping Japanese gang-bangers.
2002-01-18 12:28:00 AM  

Yes, Ohta?
2002-01-18 12:30:29 AM  
The next big thing in fashion...

...yep, you guess it, Japanese Gangasta wear.
2002-01-18 12:31:46 AM  
Boku no biru wa, doko ni arimasu ka?

Gorufu wa baku desu.

Biru wa ichi-ban!

Baduwaiza, Hanaken, Ginisu, Korona, totemo oishii desu ne?
2002-01-18 12:34:43 AM  
Aw, Fukuoka off, you shintoheads! ;)
2002-01-18 12:35:28 AM  
Chong-chong chong ching chong-chong ching-ching chong.
2002-01-18 12:36:10 AM  
Japanese gansta wear
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2002-01-18 12:39:06 AM  
Wait.. three gangsters... ? Maybe I am not reading this closely enough...
2002-01-18 12:45:55 AM  
Ouroborus That belongs in a photoshop, if not as a photoshop.
2002-01-18 12:52:09 AM  
It's time to play the game Yakuza... or Not a Yakuza!
2002-01-18 12:57:19 AM  
2002-01-18 12:57:43 AM  
A man with a mustache!
2002-01-18 04:28:51 AM  
hazmat guru:

Your beer is at my house.

Golf is not for idiots

Beer is the best. I agree.

Corona is the best, but all of those are very delicious yes.
2002-01-18 08:54:20 AM  
The japanese mafia is cool. i think of ninjas kickin some ass!
2002-01-18 09:06:46 AM  
I think of Manga (!)
They must be seriously repressed to come up with that...
2002-01-18 09:14:09 AM  
Severin: "these gangsters really suck don't they... i mean first of all they can't seriously injure someone with a baseball bat"

You've obviously never been hit with a baseball bat. It's pretty easy to kill someone if you have a good swing.
2002-01-18 09:23:48 AM  
Takaomi Tsubone. Tsubone. Tsu-bone. Now there's a gangster name, if I ever heard one.
2002-01-18 09:26:39 AM  
Tim, I think that's what he meant... Even with a baseball bat, these guys were too lame to hurt the someone.
2002-01-18 09:51:37 AM  
oh... nevermind...
2002-01-18 09:53:58 AM  
Or was that what he meant?

Either way he'll take credit for the non-ignorant comment.
2002-01-18 11:13:13 AM  
Mod this Up!!!

oh sorry, wrong board.
2002-01-18 11:39:55 AM  
The real irony: When the gangsters heard the green fees, they said forget about it.
2002-01-18 11:46:10 AM  
What happen? Someone set up us the bat...

2002-01-18 12:36:44 PM  
at least you got 'up us' right

i hate it when people say 'us up'
2002-01-18 01:03:07 PM  
w us up? (sorry)

Sounds like classical schoolyard bullies. Straight forward to the extent of being completely brainless (twats), and the exact thing a police force was invented for.
They could at least use _some_ kind of effective threat.

Yakoozaaah: "You will let me play golf for free. Furthermore, you will eat this plastic wrapper." [produces plastic wrapper]

Average Joe golf club owner: "No."

Yakoozaaah: " ... then ... in that case I will beat you, hard!"

Average Joe golf club owner: "Then I shall call the police."

Yakoozaaah: "ahhh ... [grins sheepishly] ... then I ... I ... I will beat up *your wife*
" [brain overheats and explodes]

Average Joe golf club owner: "Dipshiat."
2002-01-18 01:22:50 PM  
they should rip the farking spoiler off his '83 honda civic and beat the shiat outta him with least until the fiber-glass spoiler splinters so badly the pieces lodge under his skin until he grows a dick.
2002-01-18 03:24:39 PM  
I've gotten slapped for a fresh assault charge several times myself. Usually when I was drunk.
2002-01-18 05:26:41 PM  
Tony would have done it right the first time.
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2002-01-18 05:27:07 PM  
Tony would have done it right the first time.
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2002-01-18 05:33:44 PM  
somebody forgot a greater than sign
2002-01-18 11:13:53 PM  
FUKUOKA: isn't that that little masager/vibrator they sell in infomercials on late night TV?
2002-01-18 11:27:26 PM  
"You east coast.
Me far east coast."
2002-01-19 09:57:04 PM  
Screw the baseball bat!I woulda beat him with a 9 iron just to make my point..
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