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(The New York Times)   Krzanich resigns as CEO of IBM, citing overabundance of vowels   ( mobile.nytimes.com) divider line
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2018-06-23 10:26:31 PM  
INTEL!!! Geez.

Ginny Rometty is the CEO of IBM.

/IBMer
 
2018-06-23 11:08:33 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: INTEL!!! Geez.

Ginny Rometty is the CEO of IBM.

/IBMer


I see thia has been covered. Never mind then.
 
2018-06-24 12:35:47 AM  
Zip your pants.
 
2018-06-24 02:19:26 AM  
So he got screwed for screwing.. Has to be more to the story than that...
 
2018-06-24 02:26:18 AM  
You mean consonants?
 
2018-06-24 02:28:26 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: You mean consonants?


Subby has no idea what s/he means.
 
2018-06-24 02:30:05 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: INTEL!!! Geez.

Ginny Rometty is the CEO of IBM.

/IBMer


Ooh, ooh! Now that Power9 systems are on the market, is there gonna be a discount on Power8 systems to get rid of stocks? I'd even take a Power7 system, if there's any left.

IBM i, please. Whole systems seem to be hard to come by. All the dealers seem to strip them out for parts.
 
2018-06-24 02:47:37 AM  

sirrerun: EdwardTellerhands: You mean consonants?

Subby has no idea what s/he means.


Anyway, sounds like Krxa5mc@jkl's problem is an overabundance of conjugatin'.
/if ya know what I mean
 
2018-06-24 02:52:52 AM  
Amazing.  Every part of the headline is wrong.
 
2018-06-24 03:05:10 AM  

anfrind: Amazing.  Every part of the headline is wrong.


Headless Barbie In Spotless Bar
 
2018-06-24 03:54:27 AM  
It went green and wasn't corrected?  I'm paying $5/month for this incompetent administration?
 
2018-06-24 03:57:47 AM  

LIGAFF: It went green and wasn't corrected?  I'm paying $5/month for this incompetent administration?


Clearly it's not worth more than about tree fiddy.
 
2018-06-24 04:19:03 AM  
Prolly a good thing for IBM
 
2018-06-24 04:21:39 AM  

WeedBong420: Prolly a good thing for IBM


Rofl goddamnit I read the whole thinking IBM too

Sigh

*takes hit*

Where am I again?
 
2018-06-24 04:26:31 AM  

LIGAFF: It went green and wasn't corrected?  I'm paying $5/month for this incompetent administration?


It's also a repeat. I assume it was only greened because it was wrong and people are drunk.
 
2018-06-24 04:43:27 AM  
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2018-06-24 06:45:24 AM  

LIGAFF: It went green and wasn't corrected?  I'm paying $5/month for this incompetent administration?


It's conceivable having TF and BF you're paying more than *that*.

/let's not introduce mathematics.
 
2018-06-24 08:39:47 AM  
I assume this was greened purely so we can all make fun of Subby?
 
2018-06-24 09:39:04 AM  

czetie: I assume this was greened purely so we can all make fun of Subby?


Welcome to fark
 
2018-06-24 10:18:32 AM  
So, This is the guy who sold a BUNCH of stock before that meltdown glitch showed up.

He gets shiat canned for breaking is OWN new policy.

The shiat I hear about intel internally makes me never ever want to work there.
 
2018-06-24 10:20:17 AM  

mikalmd: So he got screwed for screwing.. Has to be more to the story than that...


As far as I can surmise, Someone on the board wanted him out or multiple on the board did and so they found the leverage to get him out and make him take all the blame.
 
2018-06-24 10:35:08 AM  

viscountalpha: mikalmd: So he got screwed for screwing.. Has to be more to the story than that...

As far as I can surmise, Someone on the board wanted him out or multiple on the board did and so they found the leverage to get him out and make him take all the blame.


Tale the blame for putting his penis inside another women?

He should have hired Michael Cohen.
 
2018-06-24 10:40:28 AM  

LIGAFF: It went green and wasn't corrected?  I'm paying $5/month for this incompetent administration?


Working for IBM you should be used to it.
 
2018-06-24 12:40:40 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: viscountalpha: mikalmd: So he got screwed for screwing.. Has to be more to the story than that...

As far as I can surmise, Someone on the board wanted him out or multiple on the board did and so they found the leverage to get him out and make him take all the blame.

Tale the blame for putting his penis inside another women?

He should have hired Michael Cohen.


I'm talking intels issues. *shrug*
 
2018-06-24 12:55:17 PM  

sirrerun: EdwardTellerhands: You mean consonants?

Subby has no idea what s/he means.


Go easy on Subby.  I'm impressed they were able to submit a link at all.
 
2018-06-24 01:42:02 PM  

SansNeural: sirrerun: EdwardTellerhands: You mean consonants?

Subby has no idea what s/he means.

Go easy on Subby.  I'm impressed they were able to submit a link at all.


In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
 
2018-06-24 01:49:32 PM  

zjoik: SansNeural: sirrerun: EdwardTellerhands: You mean consonants?

Subby has no idea what s/he means.

Go easy on Subby.  I'm impressed they were able to submit a link at all.

In my defense, I was left unsupervised.


I'd like to speak to your...
dammit
 
2018-06-24 03:23:46 PM  
Wow, he resigned as CEO of Intel and as CEO of IBM both in the same week? That's rough.
 
2018-06-24 04:08:54 PM  
Whoooooooo you farkin? Who? Who? Who?
Who? I really wanna know!
 
2018-06-24 04:41:10 PM  
Wow really farking sloppy mods. Wrong company and a repeat. You had the Krzanich story 2 days ago.
 
2018-06-24 07:23:04 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: INTEL!!! Geez.

Ginny Rometty is the CEO of IBM.

/IBMer


Same here. Actually got my hopes up.
 
2018-06-24 08:46:32 PM  
Ok, people in tech. Are there any tech companies not run in horrible ways by horrible people?

Serious question here. Nobody seems to have anything good to say about the major companies we as consumers experience every day. Every company seems to suck. So who are the good guys in the industry?
 
2018-06-24 08:49:50 PM  

BolloxReader: Ok, people in tech. Are there any tech companies not run in horrible ways by horrible people?

Serious question here. Nobody seems to have anything good to say about the major companies we as consumers experience every day. Every company seems to suck. So who are the good guys in the industry?


I don't think you get to be. C level executive without somewhat of an asshole streak.
 
2018-06-24 10:21:35 PM  

traxan: Wow really farking sloppy mods. Wrong company and a repeat. You had the Krzanich story 2 days ago.


Unless its anti-trump anything the mods really are phoning it in.
 
2018-06-25 01:23:04 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: INTEL!!! Geez.

Ginny Rometty is the CEO of IBM.

/IBMer


Maybe that's the joke?
 
2018-06-25 06:46:37 AM  

SouthParkCon: traxan: Wow really farking sloppy mods. Wrong company and a repeat. You had the Krzanich story 2 days ago.

Unless its anti-trump anything the mods really are phoning it in.


Well that is interesting way to be a victim in this thread.
 
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