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(Marketwatch)   Plastic surgery, once experiencing sagging profits, now sees a dramatic lift in number of procedures   ( marketwatch.com) divider line
    More: Followup, average cost, Plastic surgery, plastic surgery, Cosmetic surgery procedures, upper arm lifts, American Society, plastic surgeons, Breast implant removals  
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2018-06-23 08:09:39 PM  
Gravity always wins.
 
2018-06-23 08:55:46 PM  
All the ugliest on the inside women want Ivanka and Melanie's exactly matching and totally not creepy as fark, exactly matching boobs?
 
2018-06-23 10:58:32 PM  
Lifting and Separating boobs from their money since the 1950s....
 
2018-06-23 11:53:59 PM  
I blame Nicolette Sheridan; "C":

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2018-06-24 12:00:29 AM  

ole prophet: I blame Nicolette Sheridan; "C":

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Full B.
 
2018-06-24 01:15:01 AM  
Not into fake bits..not at all. When I meet a woman with collagen duck lips, fake tits and three coats of makeup taking her to an artificial level of plastic perfection, it's a pass for me. Mainly because I think it's a symptom of an underlying neurosis that needs to be serviced by a different type of doctor.

OTOH, if it is done subtly and tastefully, I will just assume she's out of my league. So again a pass.

I guess I am looking for a specific type of naturally cute ugly that is hard to come by.

/If it's a beef curtains situation I doubt I will care by the time I am there.
//exceptions always for cancer, burn or accident survivors, natch.
 
2018-06-24 05:58:11 AM  

a particular individual: Gravity always wins.


Dark Energy appears to be winning.
 
2018-06-24 07:34:04 AM  
Oddly, they left out "tattoo removal."

That's a pretty big profit center for plastic surgeons.
 
2018-06-24 09:41:43 AM  

cirby: Oddly, they left out "tattoo removal."

That's a pretty big profit center for plastic surgeons.


And earlobe repair.
 
2018-06-24 09:48:50 AM  
 
2018-06-24 10:34:31 AM  
I would attribute this to having fewer children, later in life, and getting married less frequently/later in life and not people's personalities.

There are people with money, who know the opposite sex doesn't find them physically attractive, but they care because they don't have a spouse.

Makes sense to me
 
2018-06-24 10:55:53 AM  

a particular individual: Gravity always wins.


And cartelidge, that never stops growing (ears and nose).
 
2018-06-24 10:56:39 AM  

a particular individual: Gravity always wins.


She looks like the real thing, she tastes like the real thing.
 
2018-06-24 11:22:45 AM  
Ah, more pun-related goodness in this headline.
 
2018-06-24 11:28:21 AM  

Diego Dominguez: Not into fake bits..not at all. When I meet a woman with collagen duck lips, fake tits and three coats of makeup taking her to an artificial level of plastic perfection, it's a pass for me. Mainly because I think it's a symptom of an underlying neurosis that needs to be serviced by a different type of doctor.

OTOH, if it is done subtly and tastefully, I will just assume she's out of my league. So again a pass.

I guess I am looking for a specific type of naturally cute ugly that is hard to come by.

/If it's a beef curtains situation I doubt I will care by the time I am there.
//exceptions always for cancer, burn or accident survivors, natch.


This was kind of off-putting to read.
 
2018-06-24 12:06:30 PM  

Mad_Radhu: a particular individual: Gravity always wins.

She looks like the real thing, she tastes like the real thing.


Wait a minute -- you telling us that cosmetic surgeons can add ... flavorings??!?
 
2018-06-24 01:28:28 PM  

sno man: All the ugliest on the inside women want Ivanka and Melanie's exactly matching and totally not creepy as fark, exactly matching boobs?


aint it hard when they discover that
good looks really isnt where its at
thanx bobby
 
2018-06-24 01:30:59 PM  

Diego Dominguez: Not into fake bits..not at all. When I meet a woman with collagen duck lips, fake tits and three coats of makeup taking her to an artificial level of plastic perfection, it's a pass for me. Mainly because I think it's a symptom of an underlying neurosis that needs to be serviced by a different type of doctor.

OTOH, if it is done subtly and tastefully, I will just assume she's out of my league. So again a pass.

I guess I am looking for a specific type of naturally cute ugly that is hard to come by.

/If it's a beef curtains situation I doubt I will care by the time I am there.
//exceptions always for cancer, burn or accident survivors, natch.


beauty is in the eye at the end of my boulders.
 
2018-06-25 08:56:18 AM  

kdawg7736: Ah, more pun-related goodness in this headline.


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