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2018-06-23 03:05:25 PM  
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2018-06-23 03:12:45 PM  
I love lawn darts even more than javelin catch.
 
2018-06-23 03:15:53 PM  
Holy F@ck! If you watch closely you can see the fabric of her pants flatten where the spear goes by.
 
2018-06-23 04:17:32 PM  
Beats the hell out of ribbon twirling. One wonders if that's an actual spear or if it's got a retractable head on it for safety purposes.
 
2018-06-23 04:20:49 PM  
The video was pretty bad but that looked just like my ex wife dodging my cock on my birthday. Birthday bj, it's in the Constitution right?
 
2018-06-23 04:23:11 PM  
I'll stick to something a little less intense like chainsaw juggling.
Chainsaw Juggling World Record
Youtube OFTHp4Cda7U
 
2018-06-23 05:12:16 PM  

varmitydog: Beats the hell out of ribbon twirling. One wonders if that's an actual spear or if it's got a retractable head on it for safety purposes.


668NeighborOfTheBeast: The video was pretty bad but that looked just like my ex wife dodging my cock on my birthday. Birthday bj, it's in the Constitution right?


Hehehehe.... retractable head
 
2018-06-23 05:48:00 PM  
Sure Subby if you are hot Asian Chick who will let me spear you afterwords;

But to be serious the Lady in Yellow moves like Melanina did on her wedding night
 
2018-06-23 05:59:17 PM  
Sure - I'd be happy to. But only if I get to use the spear. And you should know, I'm all Allen Iverson when it come to practice....
 
2018-06-23 06:16:16 PM  
Yeah so that made me clench up a little. They are pretty awesome.
 
2018-06-23 07:59:10 PM  
My first instinct was to immediately search for wushu accident, there are surprisingly few results.
 
2018-06-23 08:16:10 PM  
team sport is an activity in which individuals are organized into opposing teams which compete to win. Examples are basketball, volleyball, water polo, handball, lacrosse, cricket, baseball, and the various forms of football and hockey.

just a pro wrestling like choreography with the feather like object on the staff helping both acrobats time thier moves.
 
2018-06-23 08:35:32 PM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: The video was pretty bad but that looked just like my ex wife dodging my cock on my birthday. Birthday bj, it's in the Constitution right?


You have to put it in the spoken vows.  Make sure she understands she must say bj's for every birthday in front of her family, or you walk right there and then.

/I wish I had done that
//I'ld probably still be single
 
2018-06-23 09:25:21 PM  
replace rhythmic gymnastics with this at the olympics and i might consider watching gymnastics for once
 
2018-06-23 10:00:55 PM  
I wanna see the blooper reel.
 
2018-06-24 12:32:55 AM  
Yikes.  I'll stick to Shirling, thanks:
Exhibition Shirling
Youtube 6gu3mbl8SAk
 
2018-06-24 01:18:51 AM  
Gangs Of Glasgow - The Old Firm - Mount and Blade v.1.011
Youtube Z6FfFfL7zGo
 
2018-06-24 03:33:42 AM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: The video was pretty bad but that looked just like my ex wife dodging my cock on my birthday. Birthday bj, it's in the Constitution right?


Ha!  You're crushin' the jokes, bro!
 
2018-06-24 08:07:23 AM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: The video was pretty bad but that looked just like my ex wife dodging my cock on my birthday. Birthday bj, it's in the Constitution right?


I've never been and almost certainly never will be a wife, but only giving at most one bj a year and then just because it's a special occasion? that's farked up (er...no pun intended).

anyway, that was a pretty spiffy video. at first I thought it bs that only one of them got a spear until it became obvious it was choreographed. those women should be stunt doubles for fighting scenes.
 
2018-06-24 09:02:57 AM  

Azlefty: Sure Subby if you are hot Asian Chick who will let me spear you afterwords;

But to be serious the Lady in Yellow moves like Melanina did on her wedding night


All Melania has to do in bed is call Trump "Daddy".

/*vomit*
 
2018-06-24 09:05:44 AM  
I rarely watch internet videos with the sound on.  As I watched this video I hummed the Star Trek TOS battle music.
/ Go Gorn!
 
2018-06-24 08:41:30 PM  
Newsflash- wushu weapons aren't real. Sure, it would suck to be jabbed really hard with a $1.50 Wal*Mart spatula on the end of a stick, but that's all that "spear" really is.
 
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