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2018-06-21 01:57:47 PM  
Mass genocidal drug dealer Weedlord Bonerhitler still on the loose.
 
2018-06-21 02:07:58 PM  
Gene Masseth last seen trying to look Canadian by carrying a snow shovel
 
2018-06-21 03:45:52 PM  

clodcomplex: Gene Masseth last seen trying to look Canadian by carrying a snow shovel


That one still makes me laugh every single time.
 
2018-06-21 05:22:13 PM  

clodcomplex: Gene Masseth last seen trying to look Canadian by carrying a snow shovel


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2018-06-21 06:26:18 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: clodcomplex: Gene Masseth last seen trying to look Canadian by carrying a snow shovel

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Oh, man, you ruined all the fun! You gotta wait for some "I just don't get it!" angst to manifest first.
 
2018-06-21 06:39:43 PM  

slackananda: Eli WhiskeyDik: clodcomplex: Gene Masseth last seen trying to look Canadian by carrying a snow shovel

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Oh, man, you ruined all the fun! You gotta wait for some "I just don't get it!" angst to manifest first.

^^^^
THIS
 
2018-06-21 07:02:31 PM  
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2018-06-21 07:26:06 PM  

slackananda: Eli WhiskeyDik: clodcomplex: Gene Masseth last seen trying to look Canadian by carrying a snow shovel

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Oh, man, you ruined all the fun! You gotta wait for some "I just don't get it!" angst to manifest first.


That, and wait for the responses of "Say it slowly."
 
2018-06-21 07:41:37 PM  
Obvious tag in Gitmo?
This isn't a surprise in any way
 
2018-06-21 07:42:40 PM  
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2018-06-21 07:43:14 PM  
Back when Homeland Security unveiled their color chart, SNL did a sketch with DeNiro as the Secretary holding a press conference, where he announced the names of suspects who were provided through a tip line.
Such gems as Uliqa Madik, Heez Bin Farteen, and Isheet M'Drurz.

Got through a list of about 15 names like that without cracking up. It was that moment, I realized he really is one of the best actors of all time.
 
2018-06-21 07:44:03 PM  
dammit, wrong thread, sorry
 
2018-06-21 07:46:43 PM  
There's also a guy that sacked Obama's Balls (or so he claims).
 
2018-06-21 07:46:45 PM  
Couple of years ago our flying club set up a telco account using contact name and DOB: Hugh G Rection, 1/2/23.

Morans didn't question this. Local post office cracks up every time the telco posts an account...
 
2018-06-21 07:47:22 PM  

clodcomplex: dammit, wrong thread, sorry


Manafort's been in isolation for a few days, if not the entire time he's been in jail. High profile defendants are often kept separated from other inmates.
 
2018-06-21 07:47:41 PM  
The members of the Hudson Valley Community Circuit may be on the list.
 
2018-06-21 07:49:57 PM  
Watch out for an Arab guy who happens to be a sex offender.

Hyde D'as Alami
 
2018-06-21 07:51:15 PM  

stoli n coke: Back when Homeland Security unveiled their color chart, SNL did a sketch with DeNiro as the Secretary holding a press conference, where he announced the names of suspects who were provided through a tip line.
Such gems as Uliqa Madik, Heez Bin Farteen, and Isheet M'Drurz.

Got through a list of about 15 names like that without cracking up. It was that moment, I realized he really is one of the best actors of all time.


I remember that one.
 
2018-06-21 07:51:17 PM  

stoli n coke: clodcomplex: dammit, wrong thread, sorry

Manafort's been in isolation for a few days, if not the entire time he's been in jail. High profile defendants are often kept separated from other inmates.


He disappeared from the inmate list of the prison he was in today, so something has changed
 
2018-06-21 07:52:27 PM  
Just don't rile up Tam Ponn.
 
2018-06-21 07:55:23 PM  

stoli n coke: Back when Homeland Security unveiled their color chart, SNL did a sketch with DeNiro as the Secretary holding a press conference, where he announced the names of suspects who were provided through a tip line.
Such gems as Uliqa Madik, Heez Bin Farteen, and Isheet M'Drurz.

Got through a list of about 15 names like that without cracking up. It was that moment, I realized he really is one of the best actors of all time.


Yet, Colbert losing his shiat trying to keep a straight face doing the same is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
 
2018-06-21 07:55:53 PM  

CygnusDarius: There's also a guy that sacked Obama's Balls (or so he claims).


He probably needed 13 gallon bag for that pair.
 
2018-06-21 07:59:17 PM  

AquaTatanka: stoli n coke: Back when Homeland Security unveiled their color chart, SNL did a sketch with DeNiro as the Secretary holding a press conference, where he announced the names of suspects who were provided through a tip line.
Such gems as Uliqa Madik, Heez Bin Farteen, and Isheet M'Drurz.

Got through a list of about 15 names like that without cracking up. It was that moment, I realized he really is one of the best actors of all time.

Yet, Colbert losing his shiat trying to keep a straight face doing the same is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.


....He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called?
 
2018-06-21 08:05:45 PM  

dstanley: slackananda: Eli WhiskeyDik: clodcomplex: Gene Masseth last seen trying to look Canadian by carrying a snow shovel

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Oh, man, you ruined all the fun! You gotta wait for some "I just don't get it!" angst to manifest first.

That, and wait for the responses of "Say it slowly."


Accent on the 4th syllable.
 
TWX
2018-06-21 08:07:16 PM  
They really need to be on the lookout for the pickup-artist/cassanova, Dixon Cider.
 
2018-06-21 08:09:10 PM  
Fark you Canada!
 
2018-06-21 08:12:08 PM  
Whatever happened to Mike Hunt?
 
2018-06-21 08:12:33 PM  
Mike Hawk could strike at any moment.

At. Any. Moment.
 
2018-06-21 08:14:33 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Just don't rile up Tam Ponn.


You're telling me, do you know how many strings we had to pull the last time Tam got in trouble?

/one
 
2018-06-21 08:15:34 PM  

TWX: They really need to be on the lookout for the pickup-artist/cassanova, Dixon Cider.


I hear he's working with Eileen Ulic.
 
2018-06-21 08:20:44 PM  

stoli n coke: Back when Homeland Security unveiled their color chart, SNL did a sketch with DeNiro as the Secretary holding a press conference, where he announced the names of suspects who were provided through a tip line.
Such gems as Uliqa Madik, Heez Bin Farteen, and Isheet M'Drurz.

Got through a list of about 15 names like that without cracking up. It was that moment, I realized he really is one of the best actors of all time.


I used to work at the War Amps which is a Canadian charity for amputee veterans and children.

For donations we sent you labels with your name and return address. I got fired for ordering labels for Getcher Dickaut and Gopoend Sandup Yurass.
 
2018-06-21 08:20:45 PM  

FaygoMaster: stoli n coke: Back when Homeland Security unveiled their color chart, SNL did a sketch with DeNiro as the Secretary holding a press conference, where he announced the names of suspects who were provided through a tip line.
Such gems as Uliqa Madik, Heez Bin Farteen, and Isheet M'Drurz.

Got through a list of about 15 names like that without cracking up. It was that moment, I realized he really is one of the best actors of all time.

I remember that one.


It was awesome, especially the side comments, like "Huzbin Fahrteen...a silent but deadly killer."
 
2018-06-21 08:24:38 PM  

Psychohazard: Whatever happened to Mike Hunt?


It's in the White House
/try
//the
///veal
 
2018-06-21 08:30:43 PM  
Heathrow hilarious announcements
Youtube 44zQRs-taOo
 
2018-06-21 08:38:43 PM  

slackananda: Eli WhiskeyDik: clodcomplex: Gene Masseth last seen trying to look Canadian by carrying a snow shovel

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Oh, man, you ruined all the fun! You gotta wait for some "I just don't get it!" angst to manifest first.


But I'm glad they did
Dick Fitswell was sick that day
 
2018-06-21 08:40:49 PM  

bdub77: Mass genocidal drug dealer Weedlord Bonerhitler still on the loose.


Done in one.
 
2018-06-21 08:59:28 PM  

stoli n coke: Back when Homeland Security unveiled their color chart, SNL did a sketch with DeNiro as the Secretary holding a press conference, where he announced the names of suspects who were provided through a tip line.
Such gems as Uliqa Madik, Heez Bin Farteen, and Isheet M'Drurz.

Got through a list of about 15 names like that without cracking up. It was that moment, I realized he really is one of the best actors of all time.


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2018-06-21 08:59:37 PM  
The database, called Tuscan, is provided to every Canadian border guard and immigration officer, and empowers them to detain, interrogate, arrest and deny entry to anyone found on it.

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Is there nothing it can't do?
 
2018-06-21 09:26:04 PM  

dstanley: slackananda: Eli WhiskeyDik: clodcomplex: Gene Masseth last seen trying to look Canadian by carrying a snow shovel

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Oh, man, you ruined all the fun! You gotta wait for some "I just don't get it!" angst to manifest first.

That, and wait for the responses of "Say it slowly."


"it's French"
 
2018-06-21 09:37:55 PM  

Heywood Jublowme: Fark you Canada!


I made sure you were on the list due to rudeness.
/sorry
 
2018-06-21 09:41:43 PM  

AquaTatanka: stoli n coke: Back when Homeland Security unveiled their color chart, SNL did a sketch with DeNiro as the Secretary holding a press conference, where he announced the names of suspects who were provided through a tip line.
Such gems as Uliqa Madik, Heez Bin Farteen, and Isheet M'Drurz.

Got through a list of about 15 names like that without cracking up. It was that moment, I realized he really is one of the best actors of all time.

Yet, Colbert losing his shiat trying to keep a straight face doing the same is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.


The picture used for Munchma Kuchi in that bit was his mother in law. Somebody either got fired or got a big bonus for that one. Funny as hell though.
 
2018-06-21 10:32:13 PM  
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2018-06-21 10:49:51 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Just don't rile up Tam Ponn.


I worked with a guy whose last name was Tampon.  Listening to him say, "It's pronounced Tam-Pohn!", really just never got old.  Me and Maxi Padz would laugh and laugh.
 
2018-06-22 01:37:05 AM  
Hadji... DiRobertis.
 
2018-06-22 01:39:56 AM  

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As wrong as that is, I will always admire the person who set that chain of broadcast events into motion.
 
2018-06-22 02:18:16 AM  

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KTVU again...
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2018-06-22 07:36:04 AM  
And I had serious concerns about bill C-23, but noooo, they didn't listen.
 
2018-06-22 08:38:03 AM  
Dick Hitswater wasn't available for comment
 
2018-06-22 09:01:25 AM  

slackananda: Eli WhiskeyDik: clodcomplex: Gene Masseth last seen trying to look Canadian by carrying a snow shovel

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Oh, man, you ruined all the fun! You gotta wait for some "I just don't get it!" angst to manifest first.


Sorry, bro. Just couldn't hold it back!
 
2018-06-22 09:50:12 AM  
Yet another way the cowards up north hide under America's coat tails.

I suppose it's easy to fund social programs when you hide behind another country. Just ask the EU.
 
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