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2018-06-21 11:32:36 AM  
He destroyed Toys R Us.
 
2018-06-21 01:18:52 PM  
Do Mormons have a law of return to Utah or something?  I swear this guy was an east coast elite like 4 years ago
 
2018-06-21 01:50:26 PM  

whither_apophis: Do Mormons have a law of return to Utah or something?  I swear this guy was an east coast elite like 4 years ago


When he ran for President he was all things to all MidWesterners. Hell he was orange before Trump made it a full time thing.

But like a true elite he had dancing horses and a car elevator. I guess now he just wants another wife or something
 
2018-06-21 08:26:57 PM  
Once they installed the Trump Worship module, he lost my support.
 
2018-06-21 09:17:59 PM  
*human emotions*
 
2018-06-21 10:03:22 PM  
Did he leave his dog on the roof of the car again?
 
2018-06-21 10:05:50 PM  
How does he poll with binders full of women?
 
2018-06-21 10:06:52 PM  

Gubbo: When he ran for President he was all things to all MidWesterners.


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2018-06-21 10:08:58 PM  
Mity Romney: for the voter who considers dipping his bread in milk a wild way to spend a Saturday night.
 
2018-06-21 10:10:23 PM  
Something like an automaton
Something like an automaton
LL Cool J - Phenomenon
Youtube SQsd7y5YbZw

/what the headline made me think of
//my train of thought rides on twisted rails
 
2018-06-21 10:10:40 PM  

The Department of Inadvisably Applied Magic: Mity Romney: for the voter who considers dipping his bread in milk a wild way to spend a Saturday night.


Mike Pence makes Mitt Romney look like Charlie Sheen.
 
2018-06-21 10:11:56 PM  
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2018-06-21 10:14:46 PM  

Ginnungagap42: [img.fark.net image 480x360]


The sign in the background lol
 
2018-06-21 10:19:21 PM  

Gubbo: whither_apophis: Do Mormons have a law of return to Utah or something?  I swear this guy was an east coast elite like 4 years ago

When he ran for President he was all things to all MidWesterners. Hell he was orange before Trump made it a full time thing.

But like a true elite he had dancing horses and a car elevator. I guess now he just wants another wife or something


Let me stop you right there Cupcake.
 
2018-06-21 10:19:21 PM  
He's not a "bad guy" in today's context and thats a farking strange feeling to have.

/not a bad guy
//not a good guy
///hashtag RomanReigns
 
2018-06-21 10:26:47 PM  
A wet shiat versus its own asshole.

A lovely choice.
 
2018-06-21 10:35:37 PM  

Gubbo: whither_apophis: Do Mormons have a law of return to Utah or something?  I swear this guy was an east coast elite like 4 years ago

When he ran for President he was all things to all MidWesterners. Hell he was orange before Trump made it a full time thing.

But like a true elite he had dancing horses and a car elevator. I guess now he just wants another wife or something


I would have a car elevator if I could.
 
2018-06-21 10:36:52 PM  
Binders full of women Mormons.
 
2018-06-21 10:41:26 PM  

robbrie: Binders full of women Mormons.

 
2018-06-21 10:43:23 PM  
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/I miss psycho Josh Romney memes
 
2018-06-21 10:49:06 PM  
RomneyMitt> Mitt Romney's Genuine Southwestern "Kickin'" Salsa Recipe Instructions
1 unit Cheese; processed; Kraft food substance
1 unit Milk; cow; whole
1 unit Flour; wheat; general purpose
1 gram Pepper; black; ground

Place substances in container.
Place container in microwave emission chamber until congealed.

Provide FRITOLAY-brand Ruffles ribbed potatoe chip product when serving to human targets.
Suggested accompaniments:
OSCARMAYER-brand meat-product tubules, raw or briefly incubated.
 
2018-06-21 10:54:52 PM  
Like flies towards shiat, those Mormons
 
2018-06-21 11:00:14 PM  
When JFK was campaigning there was this talk about how his Catholicism would color his decisions, how the Pope would have a hotline to the Oval office.  It seems like a silly thing for him to have to address in hindsight, but he did because at the time it was a legit suspicion of voters.

With Mittens it was never a suspicion.  If he had the chance to make a change that would put the law or country more in line with his Mormon faith you farking knew it was going to happen.

And let's not forget how farked up the Mormons are; they worked long and hard and spent a ton of money to ban same sex marriage in California (Prop 8).

Don;t let history dissuade you.....if your memory is that, for some reason, you're recalling Mittens being an asshole, it's probably right.

Oh yeah....and tying the dog in the crate to the top of his car.  What an asshole....
 
2018-06-21 11:02:04 PM  
If I had the money I would put up some billboards something similar to this:

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2018-06-21 11:02:39 PM  

docmattic: How does he poll with binders full of women?


They got rid of the binders to save on office supplies. The database is loaded onto his internal hard drive with Ann Romney being forced to run the network cable.
 
2018-06-21 11:06:19 PM  

Skarekrough: ... his Mormon faith ...


LOL.
 
2018-06-21 11:14:11 PM  
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2018-06-21 11:23:26 PM  

BuckTurgidson: RomneyMitt> Mitt Romney's Genuine Southwestern "Kickin'" Salsa Recipe Instructions
1 unit Cheese; processed; Kraft food substance
1 unit Milk; cow; whole
1 unit Flour; wheat; general purpose
1 gram Pepper; black; ground

Place substances in container.
Place container in microwave emission chamber until congealed.

Provide FRITOLAY-brand Ruffles ribbed potatoe chip product when serving to human targets.
Suggested accompaniments:
OSCARMAYER-brand meat-product tubules, raw or briefly incubated.


Meat tubules? Hot dogs?
 
2018-06-21 11:27:40 PM  

whither_apophis: Do Mormons have a law of return to Utah or something?  I swear this guy was an east coast elite like 4 years ago


Hell, I thought he was one of those hated California types.

/he owns a home in La Jolla, aka the rich part of San Diego
 
2018-06-21 11:59:37 PM  

Skarekrough: When JFK was campaigning there was this talk about how his Catholicism would color his decisions, how the Pope would have a hotline to the Oval office.  It seems like a silly thing for him to have to address in hindsight, but he did because at the time it was a legit suspicion of voters.

With Mittens it was never a suspicion.  If he had the chance to make a change that would put the law or country more in line with his Mormon faith you farking knew it was going to happen.

And let's not forget how farked up the Mormons are; they worked long and hard and spent a ton of money to ban same sex marriage in California (Prop 8).

Don;t let history dissuade you.....if your memory is that, for some reason, you're recalling Mittens being an asshole, it's probably right.

Oh yeah....and tying the dog in the crate to the top of his car.  What an asshole....


And even aside from all that he made his money as a vulture capitalist, buying companies and parting them out like a stolen car in a chop shop.  He's not much less sleazy than Dump, but has a higher success rate on extracting profit from the scorched earth behind him.
 
2018-06-22 12:30:30 AM  
Never, kinda, well maybe sorta Trump™. Fark this clown and his situational ethics.
 
2018-06-22 12:48:54 AM  
Maybe Kennedy should try this line: "He isn't pro-choice or anti-choice. He's multiple choice."
 
2018-06-22 12:50:40 AM  

whither_apophis: Do Mormons have a law of return to Utah or something?  I swear this guy was an east coast elite like 4 years ago


But he was also an anti-elite who claimed that Obama had spent too much time at Harvard.
 
2018-06-22 02:38:51 AM  
Evan McMullin seemed like a sane Mormon.  Whatever happened to him?
 
2018-06-22 07:36:41 AM  

stoli n coke: The Department of Inadvisably Applied Magic: Mity Romney: for the voter who considers dipping his bread in milk a wild way to spend a Saturday night.

Mike Pence makes Mitt Romney look like Charlie Sheen.


Pence makes Ned Flanders look like Charlie Sheen.

/Screw Flanders!
 
2018-06-22 08:40:08 AM  
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NO-SHARE installed
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C:\> Run ROMNEY_SENATE_2018.exe

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ROMNEY_SENATE_2018.exe  tried to initialize memory used by Win.Trojan.TRUMP_9371-13

Variables {BASE_DEMOGRAPHIC} and {PANDERING_NET_WORTH} have already been declared. Continuing to boot R.O.M.N.E.Y.(R) OS in safe mode

Msg 7399, Level 16, State 1, Line 1
Stop 0x0000001e (c000009a 80123f36 02000000 00000246)
Unhandled Kernel exception c000009a from 8123f26
Address 80123f36 has base at 80100000 - ntoskrnl.exe

Reboot in progress.......
 
2018-06-22 09:08:22 PM  
Someone with 'shop skills needs to add Utah Romney into a Westworld scene
 
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