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(The Hill)   Sen James "This snowball proves global warming is a lie" Inhofe defends fellow Oklahoman Scott Pruitt as only he can: Sure, he broke a few laws and shattered a few codes of ethics, but he's had a "wake-up call" by being caught, and he's fine now   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2018-06-20 03:33:03 PM  
Yes, we can see the tears of regret falling off his perfectly moisturized cheeks onto the Chick-fil-a sandwich on his bulletproof desk.  Luckily his expensive fountain pen collection was spared.
 
2018-06-20 04:13:28 PM  
The man has clearly suffered enough.
 
2018-06-20 04:54:20 PM  
Remember how y'all are going all "zero tolerance" on immigration?

We'd feel a bit less upset about that if you applied that same mentality to your own. And every time you advance this bullsh*t for criminal behavior on the part of your buddies, you only make the probes get a few more long knives ready...
 
2018-06-20 05:12:35 PM  
You know who learns by getting caught? Children. Immature freakin' children. So the EPA is being run by a child. This all makes so much sense now.
 
2018-06-20 06:29:13 PM  
but argued that such scandals are likely behind him

And this snowball stands a better chance in hell.
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2018-06-20 07:00:43 PM  
"I have taken the position that if that doesn't stop, I am going to ... be in a position where I am going to be forced to say 'Scott, you are not doing your job.' "

"I might just have to put my foot down and think about what to do next."

F.Y. Snowball.
 
2018-06-20 07:21:24 PM  

EvilEgg: The man has clearly suffered enough.


Pruitt has also racked up a whole mega shiat-ton of "Thoughts and Prayers" (T&P's for those wishing to be even more trite) bonus points. So many, in fact, that Jesus forgave him all this BEFORE HE DID IT! Take that apyists,
 
2018-06-20 08:33:41 PM  
How the hell much lead is in the water in OK? Didn't they have a goobernatorial candidate that wanted to kill the sick and the poor as well? Christopher Barnett?
 
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2018-06-20 08:48:37 PM  
Tactical pants.  C'mon man.
 
2018-06-20 08:56:48 PM  
Accountability is for libs
 
2018-06-20 08:57:53 PM  
The only "wake-up call" I hope Pruitt has entails getting hit by a bus.
 
2018-06-20 09:00:06 PM  

Dumski: "I have taken the position that if that doesn't stop, I am going to ... be in a position where I am going to be forced to say 'Scott, you are not doing your job.' "

"I might just have to put my foot down and think about what to do next."

F.Y. Snowball.


Do you know why they call him Snowball?  Yup.  37 times.  In a row.
 
2018-06-20 09:01:36 PM  
Every Goddamn person in the Trump regime and most of the Republicans in Congress should be in prison for corruption. What the fark is wrong with us?
 
2018-06-20 09:02:21 PM  
This is just part of a plan to fool Captain Planet and the Planeteers. Sure, he's going to seem as though he's on the up and up for a while; he's going to open several highly successful recycling centers and plant a few trees. . . but his true plan is going to come into fruition when those trees he's planted turns into an invasive species that overgrow and consume all of our water, and just when Captain Planet shows up to lecture us about the dangers of introducing foreign species to an unfamiliar environment, Scott Pruit is going to unleash the golem he made from 'recycled' trash, dubbed 'The Garbage Man' onto the world.
 
2018-06-20 09:02:30 PM  
"He's had a wake-up call," he added. "He came into Washington without knowing Washington."

But... But I was told that we needed to drain the swamp and fill it with Outside-the-Beltway, common sense businessmen with Real World Experience...

I'm beginning to think that I was lied to.
 
2018-06-20 09:03:29 PM  

Aquapope: Dumski: "I have taken the position that if that doesn't stop, I am going to ... be in a position where I am going to be forced to say 'Scott, you are not doing your job.' "

"I might just have to put my foot down and think about what to do next."

F.Y. Snowball.

Do you know why they call him Snowball?  Yup.  37 times.  In a row.


On his way through the parking lot?
 
2018-06-20 09:03:45 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: The only "wake-up call" I hope Pruitt has entails getting hit by a bus.


*honk honk*

Oh I've wasted my life.

*smash*
 
2018-06-20 09:04:00 PM  
Take this bar of soap with you, Scott.  Whatever you do, don't drop it.

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2018-06-20 09:05:57 PM  
Right wingers will forgive other right wingers even if they're caught balls deep in a 10 year old. Or you know, stockpiling them in prison camps for future use.

But god forbid a brown person or liberal be caught jaywalking.
 
2018-06-20 09:07:59 PM  
We know.

Now we want him to wake up back in Oklahoma
 
2018-06-20 09:09:03 PM  
His "wake up call" wasn't that he did something wrong; this douche is saying he should have been more careful and not gotten caught.
 
2018-06-20 09:10:31 PM  
I wish the liberals and Democrats would stop making these poor republicans commit crimes and be racist and spend money on them selves. KNOCK IT OF Hillary.
 
2018-06-20 09:10:45 PM  
Breaking laws is only accountable if you are poor or have brown skin in this country.. I'm sure Pruitt has learned his lesson about being caught... And I'm also sure it will continue to be business as usual for this administration ..
 
2018-06-20 09:11:05 PM  

neongoats: Right wingers will forgive other right wingers even if they're caught balls deep in a 10 year old. Or you know, stockpiling them in prison camps for future use.

But god forbid a brown person or liberal be caught jaywalking.


That's worth a shooting, you know. I mean, sure, I feel bad for his family, and it's a shame that the cop has to get put on leave without pay. . . but he should've adhered to the posted signs and only crossed at a designated crosswalk while the little man was blinking!

If he'd only done that, then maybe he wouldn't have got shot. . . maybe. That all depends on whether or not he had his hands in his pocket when he glanced at the cop, or if the cop suspected he had PCP-induced super powers.
 
2018-06-20 09:11:36 PM  

Mitt Romneys Tax Return: Every Goddamn person in the Trump regime and most of the Republicans in Congress should be in prison for corruption. What the fark is wrong with us?


Republicans.
 
2018-06-20 09:13:31 PM  
Senator Inhofe continues to be a stalwart beacon, unburdened by the ravages of intelligence and morality.
 
2018-06-20 09:15:57 PM  
"Sure, Charles Manson brutally murdered a few people, but he understands the error of his ways now,"
 
2018-06-20 09:15:59 PM  
Pruitt is toxic. He is pushing the boundaries even for the corrupt trump administration. Hard to understand why he hasn't been sacrificed at the alter. It doesn't require any particular talent for the position - the environment has less of a voice than refugees, so all that's required is someone who won't fulfill their legal responsibilities. Shouldn't be too difficult to find a replacement. Ann Coulter is available.
 
2018-06-20 09:16:06 PM  
FTFA - "questionable judgment" at times in decisions that have drawn ethical scrutiny, but argued that such scandals are likely behind him. "


Well I'm sold!
 
2018-06-20 09:16:19 PM  

Ggoodall: neongoats: Right wingers will forgive other right wingers even if they're caught balls deep in a 10 year old. Or you know, stockpiling them in prison camps for future use.

But god forbid a brown person or liberal be caught jaywalking.

I take offense to your racial slang. Could you tone it down a bit?


You know you're a joke, right?
 
2018-06-20 09:17:13 PM  

andomania: Ggoodall: neongoats: Right wingers will forgive other right wingers even if they're caught balls deep in a 10 year old. Or you know, stockpiling them in prison camps for future use.

But god forbid a brown person or liberal be caught jaywalking.

I take offense to your racial slang. Could you tone it down a bit?

You know you're a joke, right?


I'm pretty sure he knows exactly what he's typing.
 
2018-06-20 09:19:42 PM  

Ggoodall: neongoats: Right wingers will forgive other right wingers even if they're caught balls deep in a 10 year old. Or you know, stockpiling them in prison camps for future use.

But god forbid a brown person or liberal be caught jaywalking.

I take offense to your racial slang. Could you tone it down a bit?


I take offense to stupidity. Could you read a few hundred books. Nothing by Ann Coulter or jonah goldberg.
 
2018-06-20 09:21:01 PM  

Ggoodall: neongoats: Right wingers will forgive other right wingers even if they're caught balls deep in a 10 year old. Or you know, stockpiling them in prison camps for future use.

But god forbid a brown person or liberal be caught jaywalking.

I take offense to your racial slang. Could you tone it down a bit?


Brown person or Liberal?
 
2018-06-20 09:21:23 PM  
Both Pruitt and Inhofe can eat a purple vein dickburger for all I care.
 
2018-06-20 09:24:02 PM  

HighOnCraic: Aquapope: Dumski: "I have taken the position that if that doesn't stop, I am going to ... be in a position where I am going to be forced to say 'Scott, you are not doing your job.' "

"I might just have to put my foot down and think about what to do next."

F.Y. Snowball.

Do you know why they call him Snowball?  Yup.  37 times.  In a row.

On his way through the parking lot?


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2018-06-20 09:31:29 PM  
Perfectly sums up the conservative mind. "Those in my small circle are good guys, and laws shouldn't apply to them. Everyone else? They can all rot in hell."
 
2018-06-20 09:41:57 PM  

Ggoodall: neongoats: Right wingers will forgive other right wingers even if they're caught balls deep in a 10 year old. Or you know, stockpiling them in prison camps for future use.

But god forbid a brown person or liberal be caught jaywalking.

I take offense to your racial slang. Could you tone it down a bit?


Right wingers? They aren't a race, they are a degenerate culture. I can hate their nazi culture and not be racist.
 
2018-06-20 09:42:09 PM  

sno man: How the hell much lead is in the water in OK? Didn't they have a goobernatorial candidate that wanted to kill the sick and the poor as well? Christopher Barnett?


holy shiat. Didn't think fark would reference him ever.

Actually know the guy. Boycotted his shop after his comments.

Rich kid who made some smart investments, but his boyfriend got kicked out of the TU drama department for sexual harassment. I suspect that trey (boyfriend) posted that nonsense, but Chris is hooked on him.

Guy has some business sense when it comes to cost cutting, but in no way is he a politician. Pissing money away on a lawsuit and billboards to exonerate his husband  (not working) and then paying for the husband to go to a for profit scam college of full sail...
 
2018-06-20 09:44:59 PM  
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2018-06-20 10:00:04 PM  
So Trump's least corrupt cabinet secretaries are Yertle's wife and Rick Perry. Let that sink in for a while.
 
2018-06-20 10:08:19 PM  
What happened? Did Pruitt offer to cut him in on the deals or did Imhofe demand his cut?
 
2018-06-20 10:12:19 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: but argued that such scandals are likely behind him

And this snowball stands a better chance in hell.
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I like how he didn't even say "for sure"

"Did he stop basing and harvesting orphans for food?"

"I mean, probably?"

"Yeah, ok. fark it."
 
2018-06-20 10:14:58 PM  
What is Inhofe trying to pre-deflect from?
 
2018-06-20 10:17:58 PM  
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2018-06-20 10:47:40 PM  

Mitt Romneys Tax Return: So Trump's least corrupt cabinet secretaries are Yertle's wife and Rick Perry. Let that sink in for a while.


And that's just because Rick Perry isn't clever enough to do anything besides bumble around wearing glasses while being high as a kite.
 
2018-06-20 11:19:28 PM  
"He came to Washington without knowing Washington"

Translation: he assumed everyone always grifted, so of course he could too.
 
2018-06-21 12:06:20 AM  
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/I hate inhofe so much it eats me up inside that he nominally represents me
//he ran on "god, guns and gays" in the 90s
///he brags about how nobody in his family is gay or divorced
 
2018-06-21 12:26:31 AM  

sno man: How the hell much lead is in the water in OK? Didn't they have a goobernatorial candidate that wanted to kill the sick and the poor as well? Christopher Barnett?


Depends on what part. The residents of pitcher oklahoma were poisoned by the giant piles of toxic mine tailings surrounding the town. Oh and according the the army corps of engineers 86% of the town was undermined to the point that it could disappear in a sudden hole in the ground at any time. Oh and they got hit by an f4 tornado in 08 that destroyed much of the town.

We figured out in the 80s how farked pitcher was but it took until 2009 for the government to buy the residents out so they could all afford to leave. The EPA has declared pitcher to be one of the most toxic areas in the us. Oh and much of the land the mines were on was owned by the Quapaw tribe and we screwed them out of the mining royalties.
 
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