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(TSN)   For the 2nd time in 3 hours the Hoff (not the TV one, the hockey one with the alleged toxic texter trophy fiancee) has been traded   ( tsn.ca) divider line
    More: Followup, 2001 NHL Entry Draft, Ottawa Senators, National Hockey League, draft pick, 2005-06 NHL season, fifth-round draft pick, San Jose Sharks, 2006-07 NHL season  
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2018-06-19 04:39:45 PM  
Busy day, gotta wonder if the gf will make the trip to South Florida. Ottawa had to do some something, but they were really behind the 8-ball here, I think San Jose is the winner here, offloading a relatively cap expensive contract that Melnyk gets a 25% discount actually writing the cheque for from the front loaded contract with no chance in hell of cap issues. San Jose also gets a bunch of picks from both teams.
 
2018-06-19 06:05:04 PM  
He's a Hoff Potato nobody wants to hold onto for too long.
 
2018-06-19 06:18:59 PM  

jaylectricity: He's a Hoff Potato nobody wants to hold onto for too long.


I wonder just how much due diligence Dale Tallon did.
 
2018-06-19 08:04:08 PM  
Have we seen pictures so we can gauge if she is worth the hassle?
 
2018-06-19 08:20:06 PM  
I don't think the NHL has the equivalent of the Ravens, Bengals, or Raiders to dump him.
 
2018-06-19 08:20:45 PM  

WhyKnot: Have we seen pictures so we can gauge if she is worth the hassle?


Dick in the crazy, don't stick.
 
2018-06-19 08:24:20 PM  

WhyKnot: Have we seen pictures so we can gauge if she is worth the hassle?


Se looks pretty high maintenance...
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2018-06-19 08:27:22 PM  

sno man: WhyKnot: Have we seen pictures so we can gauge if she is worth the hassle?

Se looks pretty high maintenance...
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That face looks like it's 80 percent collagen and Botox
 
2018-06-19 08:29:29 PM  
Florida did not give up much to get him. Sure, they have no draft picks after the 2nd round until the 6th round, but I would guess Tallon has a plan for that, too.

McGinn, Pysyk, Haley, et al., could be used to restock that pantry if need be.

Should be a lot better year down here in South Florida. Yay.
 
2018-06-19 08:30:00 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: sno man: WhyKnot: Have we seen pictures so we can gauge if she is worth the hassle?

Se looks pretty high maintenance...
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Mike Hoffmann & Monika Caryk

That face looks like it's 80 percent collagen and Botox


She also looks like she is a bit on the wrong side of the hot/crazy line (sure, the sex might be fantastic, but eventually she is going to try to stab you with a BBQ fork in the balls).
 
2018-06-19 08:31:34 PM  
 
2018-06-19 08:32:53 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: sno man: WhyKnot: Have we seen pictures so we can gauge if she is worth the hassle?

Se looks pretty high maintenance...
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Mike Hoffmann & Monika Caryk

That face looks like it's 80 percent collagen and Botox


Well within the realm of a bunny boiler for sure.
 
2018-06-19 08:33:01 PM  
Sharks are just freeing up space to get in the Tavares race.
 
2018-06-19 08:50:17 PM  

Kellner21: Florida did not give up much to get him. Sure, they have no draft picks after the 2nd round until the 6th round, but I would guess Tallon has a plan for that, too.

McGinn, Pysyk, Haley, et al., could be used to restock that pantry if need be.

Should be a lot better year down here in South Florida. Yay.


Hope the Wives and Girl Friends are fierce. Or that she's not coming. If she's in tow, and they are not, Hoffmann will find himself making $4m in Springfield.
 
2018-06-19 10:16:04 PM  

sno man: WhyKnot: Have we seen pictures so we can gauge if she is worth the hassle?

Se looks pretty high maintenance...
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Mike Hoffmann & Monika Caryk


Thanks.

After doing some GIS, while attractive (that picture isn't very good), she seems like a lot of work.
 
2018-06-19 10:27:54 PM  
If the rumors are true and Dorian knew about the harrassment months ago, Karlsson is gone before next season.
 
2018-06-19 10:36:43 PM  

Flappyhead: If the rumors are true and Dorian knew about the harrassment months ago, Karlsson is gone before next season.


TRUTH
 
2018-06-19 10:45:08 PM  

Flappyhead: If the rumors are true and Dorian knew about the harrassment months ago, Karlsson is gone before next season.


Sounds like Sens are already trying to ship him AND another player or two before the draft.

/So glad I'm not a Sens fan
 
2018-06-20 01:14:46 AM  

ClavellBCMI: pastramithemosterotic: sno man: WhyKnot: Have we seen pictures so we can gauge if she is worth the hassle?

Se looks pretty high maintenance...
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Mike Hoffmann & Monika Caryk

That face looks like it's 80 percent collagen and Botox

She also looks like she is a bit on the wrong side of the hot/crazy line (sure, the sex might be fantastic, but eventually she is going to try to stab you with a BBQ fork in the balls).


Could be fun...
 
2018-06-20 11:58:34 AM  

sno man: WhyKnot: Have we seen pictures so we can gauge if she is worth the hassle?

Se looks pretty high maintenance...
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Mike Hoffmann & Monika Caryk


Just looking at her, you can tell she is a biatch.
 
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