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2018-06-19 02:32:05 PM  
They control all branches of government, they can do WTF they want.
 
2018-06-19 02:45:16 PM  
They can start packing their shiat in preparation for November.
 
2018-06-19 02:46:58 PM  
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2018-06-19 08:15:24 PM  

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"Remember when the Springfield settlers traded the Indians their guns for corn, and then the Indians shot them, and took the corn?"
-Bart Simpson

If only Squanto had taken a similar tactic.
 
2018-06-19 08:16:12 PM  
Death's too good for them.
Too bad there isn't anything worse.
 
2018-06-19 08:16:26 PM  

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And the RW is scared shiatless because this time, the white people are the "Indians". And look how THAT turned out, amirite?
 
2018-06-19 08:17:36 PM  
We could start by not kidnapping children and throwing them into kennels.
 
2018-06-19 08:18:04 PM  

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They were seeking the religious freedom to oppress each other. That would've been fine, but they decided they needed to oppress everyone else around them.
/did you know, they had laws passed that outlawed the celebration of Christmas?
//the first building the Pilgrims built was a brewery
 
2018-06-19 08:19:17 PM  
I was just thinking we need another one of these posts.
 
2018-06-19 08:19:17 PM  
I'm sure at least one Republican could rescind the executive order he signed that started all of this.
 
2018-06-19 08:20:59 PM  

Ball Sack Obama: I was just thinking we need another one of these posts.


We abso-f*cking-lutely did.

We can stop talking about Republicans keeping kids in cages when Repupublicans stop keeping kids in cages.
 
2018-06-19 08:21:41 PM  
What is it you people want? What will satisfy you people?

/s
 
2018-06-19 08:22:04 PM  
Feature vs. Bug

Malicious Compliance

/the editorials write themselves
 
2018-06-19 08:22:37 PM  

stoli n coke: SurfaceTension: [img.fark.net image 843x500]

"Remember when the Springfield settlers traded the Indians their guns for corn, and then the Indians shot them, and took the corn?"
-Bart Simpson

If only Squanto had taken a similar tactic.


the interesting thing about squanto is that its likely his goal was to actually start a war between the european settlers and the locals- his own tribe had ceased to exist during his long sojourn in europe and their hated enemies were the only ones left. he in fact tried to start one and only failed due to bad timing and lived out the rest of his days within the english settlement, since the english still needed his skills more than they could afford to take revenge on him. he was a very interesting character
 
2018-06-19 08:22:42 PM  

Mugato: They control all branches of government, they can do WTF they want.


And therefore we can conclude that they want to separate children from their parents.
 
2018-06-19 08:22:53 PM  
Thoughts and prayers™
 
2018-06-19 08:23:51 PM  
Unicorn farts are a depleted fossil fuel. Unwhite children in cages are renewable energy.  How do you think the Matrix started?  Goddamned Dipshiats around here.
 
2018-06-19 08:24:29 PM  

Ball Sack Obama: I was just thinking ...


I'll take 'Things That Have Never Happened' for $400, Alex.
 
2018-06-19 08:25:04 PM  

BeesNuts: Mugato: They control all branches of government, they can do WTF they want.

And therefore we can conclude that they want to separate children from their parents.


Yeah but if left unattended they can't help put stick their junk in the light socket. It's really democrats fault they aren't loud enough when they yell don't stick your junk in a light socket.
 
2018-06-19 08:27:11 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Death's too good for them.
Too bad there isn't anything worse.


There are, in fact, things that are worse than death. Severe Alzheimer's. Failing that, I'd advocate electric shocks to their nards.
 
2018-06-19 08:28:07 PM  

BeesNuts: Mugato: They control all branches of government, they can do WTF they want.

And therefore we can conclude that they want to separate children from their parents.


The simple equation in their critical-thinking-limited senile brains

Trump's Hateful Antics = Guaranteed votes from willfully ignorant hicks and yeehaws that populate their states.
 
2018-06-19 08:28:54 PM  

Ball Sack Obama: I was just thinking we need another one of these posts.


We aren't going to shut up about this one. Fark your feelings.
 
2018-06-19 08:30:04 PM  
One simple thing parents can do to assure they are not separated from their children by US border security.

It's 100% effective.
 
2018-06-19 08:32:09 PM  

fernt: One simple thing parents can do to assure they are not separated from their children by US border security.

It's 100% effective.


EABOD they are separating kids from families who are legally asking for asylum. Your right they could not flee their violence ridden countries and they pull watch their kids die. Every parents dream. How is any of this hard for conservatives to understand.
 
2018-06-19 08:35:51 PM  

sammyk: Ball Sack Obama: I was just thinking we need another one of these posts.

We aren't going to shut up about this one. Fark your feelings.


I doubt you guys will shut up for the next 7 years. Go figure.
 
2018-06-19 08:38:06 PM  

Ball Sack Obama: sammyk: Ball Sack Obama: I was just thinking we need another one of these posts.

We aren't going to shut up about this one. Fark your feelings.

I doubt you guys will shut up for the next 7 years. Go figure.


How did you escape color coding. For anyone of the right to say shiat about not shiatting up is hilarious. You guys whines non stop about Obama who has assorted scandals such as mustard on a burger. Here we are locking human children in cages. Please GFY.
 
2018-06-19 08:39:09 PM  

not enough beer: Ball Sack Obama: sammyk: Ball Sack Obama: I was just thinking we need another one of these posts.

We aren't going to shut up about this one. Fark your feelings.

I doubt you guys will shut up for the next 7 years. Go figure.

How did you escape color coding. For anyone of the right to say shiat about not shiatting up is hilarious. You guys whines non stop about Obama who has assorted scandals such as mustard on a burger. Here we are locking human children in cages. Please GFY.


But his tan suit...
 
2018-06-19 08:40:15 PM  

not enough beer: Ball Sack Obama: sammyk: Ball Sack Obama: I was just thinking we need another one of these posts.

We aren't going to shut up about this one. Fark your feelings.

I doubt you guys will shut up for the next 7 years. Go figure.

How did you escape color coding. For anyone of the right to say shiat about not shiatting up is hilarious. You guys whines non stop about Obama who has assorted scandals such as mustard on a burger. Here we are locking human children in cages. Please GFY.


I never said to shut up. 15-20 threads about the same thing in a few days is just a bit excessive.
 
2018-06-19 08:41:17 PM  

Ball Sack Obama: not enough beer: Ball Sack Obama: sammyk: Ball Sack Obama: I was just thinking we need another one of these posts.

We aren't going to shut up about this one. Fark your feelings.

I doubt you guys will shut up for the next 7 years. Go figure.

How did you escape color coding. For anyone of the right to say shiat about not shiatting up is hilarious. You guys whines non stop about Obama who has assorted scandals such as mustard on a burger. Here we are locking human children in cages. Please GFY.

I never said to shut up. 15-20 threads about the same thing in a few days is just a bit excessive.


Says the guy who sniveled and wept vagina juice about that negro in the White house for 8 years.
 
2018-06-19 08:44:19 PM  

Ball Sack Obama: not enough beer: Ball Sack Obama: sammyk: Ball Sack Obama: I was just thinking we need another one of these posts.

We aren't going to shut up about this one. Fark your feelings.

I doubt you guys will shut up for the next 7 years. Go figure.

How did you escape color coding. For anyone of the right to say shiat about not shiatting up is hilarious. You guys whines non stop about Obama who has assorted scandals such as mustard on a burger. Here we are locking human children in cages. Please GFY.

I never said to shut up. 15-20 threads about the same thing in a few days is just a bit excessive.


The rest of us are going to dress your dead bones up as a clown and laugh at it when you're gone.
 
2018-06-19 08:44:19 PM  

not enough beer: fernt: One simple thing parents can do to assure they are not separated from their children by US border security.

It's 100% effective.

EABOD they are separating kids from families who are legally asking for asylum. Your right they could not flee their violence ridden countries and they pull watch their kids die. Every parents dream. How is any of this hard for conservatives to understand.


Let them apply in Mexico if Venezuela is their hell hole of origin.

America's immigration is meant to benefit America; not to absorb the world's poor and needy (sorry kids, it isn't about the Statue of Liberty and the poem tacked onto it).

We have homeless living on the street in major cities coast to coast. We have enough poor and unskilled  people thank you. We cannot absorb everyone who wants to escape here. It's completely economically  unsustainable.

It takes time to determine who these people claiming to be parents actually are, and the law requires the children to be cared for during that process. Loosening of the penalties just invites more, and there's an almost infinite number from Central America who would just as soon be on this side of the border.

I understand the Democrats want more mindless votes, but the economy can't support millions of additional dependents. And you farkers worry in another thread about your ability to retire? Well, here's another reason why.
 
2018-06-19 08:44:53 PM  

not enough beer: Ball Sack Obama: sammyk: Ball Sack Obama: I was just thinking we need another one of these posts.

We aren't going to shut up about this one. Fark your feelings.

I doubt you guys will shut up for the next 7 years. Go figure.

How did you escape color coding. For anyone of the right to say shiat about not shiatting up is hilarious. You guys whines non stop about Obama who has assorted scandals such as mustard on a burger. Here we are locking human children in cages. Please GFY.


So you know the level of intellect you're dealing with, it was once pointed out that with his handle, his feelings we're obvious. He claimed he just liked mocking presidents, but when asked what his handle was during Dubya's years, he suddenly left the thread.
 
2018-06-19 08:45:12 PM  

not enough beer: fernt: One simple thing parents can do to assure they are not separated from their children by US border security.

It's 100% effective.

EABOD they are separating kids from families who are legally asking for asylum. Your right they could not flee their violence ridden countries and they pull watch their kids die. Every parents dream. How is any of this hard for conservatives to understand.


AND this policy change was announced after many of these people started their long trip to the border... hard to stay plugged into breaking news as you walk and hitchhike or whatever across Central America and Mexico towards the US.  I suspect many recent asylum seekers were utterly unaware of this policy change.
 
2018-06-19 08:45:18 PM  

jso2897: Ball Sack Obama: not enough beer: Ball Sack Obama: sammyk: Ball Sack Obama: I was just thinking we need another one of these posts.

We aren't going to shut up about this one. Fark your feelings.

I doubt you guys will shut up for the next 7 years. Go figure.

How did you escape color coding. For anyone of the right to say shiat about not shiatting up is hilarious. You guys whines non stop about Obama who has assorted scandals such as mustard on a burger. Here we are locking human children in cages. Please GFY.

I never said to shut up. 15-20 threads about the same thing in a few days is just a bit excessive.

Says the guy who sniveled and wept vagina juice about that negro in the White house for 8 years.


I actually just became numb to it after a while. And now he is irrelevant.

Meanwhile, there's ANOTHER thread 2 threads up from this one... again. I am guessing there will be at least 2 more tonight.
 
2018-06-19 08:45:39 PM  

not enough beer: fernt: One simple thing parents can do to assure they are not separated from their children by US border security.

It's 100% effective.

EABOD they are separating kids from families who are legally asking for asylum. Your right they could not flee their violence ridden countries and they pull watch their kids die. Every parents dream. How is any of this hard for conservatives to understand.


Technically it's only legal if at one of the 48 Ports of Entry on the Mexican border. It's crossing away from one of those where the separations are happening. But hopefully changing this is one of the 10 things listed! I didn't bother to try to bypass the paywall.
 
2018-06-19 08:45:43 PM  

Ball Sack Obama: not enough beer: Ball Sack Obama: sammyk: Ball Sack Obama: I was just thinking we need another one of these posts.

We aren't going to shut up about this one. Fark your feelings.

I doubt you guys will shut up for the next 7 years. Go figure.

How did you escape color coding. For anyone of the right to say shiat about not shiatting up is hilarious. You guys whines non stop about Obama who has assorted scandals such as mustard on a burger. Here we are locking human children in cages. Please GFY.

I never said to shut up. 15-20 threads about the same thing in a few days is just a bit excessive.


There is no such thing as "excessive" when trying to shine light on kids being kept in cages.
 
2018-06-19 08:46:29 PM  
Mic drop

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2018-06-19 08:48:18 PM  

fernt: We have homeless living on the street in major cities coast to coast. We have enough poor and unskilled  people thank you.


And in another thread, you'll be supporting cutting aid for them.

I get it,I'm biting. I'm part of the problem here, and I apologize to my fellow Farkers for that. But people claiming sh*t like this is a bigger problem.
 
2018-06-19 08:49:20 PM  

Ball Sack Obama: jso2897: Ball Sack Obama: not enough beer: Ball Sack Obama: sammyk: Ball Sack Obama: I was just thinking we need another one of these posts.

We aren't going to shut up about this one. Fark your feelings.

I doubt you guys will shut up for the next 7 years. Go figure.

How did you escape color coding. For anyone of the right to say shiat about not shiatting up is hilarious. You guys whines non stop about Obama who has assorted scandals such as mustard on a burger. Here we are locking human children in cages. Please GFY.

I never said to shut up. 15-20 threads about the same thing in a few days is just a bit excessive.

Says the guy who sniveled and wept vagina juice about that negro in the White house for 8 years.

I actually just became numb to it after a while. And now he is irrelevant.

Meanwhile, there's ANOTHER thread 2 threads up from this one... again. I am guessing there will be at least 2 more tonight.


Do we need to call the police about the people forcing you to read/post in these threads?
 
2018-06-19 08:54:01 PM  

fernt: not enough beer: fernt: One simple thing parents can do to assure they are not separated from their children by US border security.

It's 100% effective.

EABOD they are separating kids from families who are legally asking for asylum. Your right they could not flee their violence ridden countries and they pull watch their kids die. Every parents dream. How is any of this hard for conservatives to understand.

Let them apply in Mexico if Venezuela is their hell hole of origin.

America's immigration is meant to benefit America; not to absorb the world's poor and needy (sorry kids, it isn't about the Statue of Liberty and the poem tacked onto it).

We have homeless living on the street in major cities coast to coast. We have enough poor and unskilled  people thank you. We cannot absorb everyone who wants to escape here. It's completely economically  unsustainable.

It takes time to determine who these people claiming to be parents actually are, and the law requires the children to be cared for during that process. Loosening of the penalties just invites more, and there's an almost infinite number from Central America who would just as soon be on this side of the border.

I understand the Democrats want more mindless votes, but the economy can't support millions of additional dependents. And you farkers worry in another thread about your ability to retire? Well, here's another reason why.


Ok so let once explain why you are wrong.

First off if we stopped taking immigrants you guys would still refuse to help our homeless and poor.

We are required by treaty to take asylum request.

Most welfare recipients are Trump voters as white rural states give far higher percentages of welfare.

So once again you amazingly managed to be wrong on all your points. I suspect you will continue to thread shiat but hey more power to you.
 
2018-06-19 08:54:05 PM  

fernt: One simple thing parents can do to assure they are not separated from their children by US border security.

It's 100% effective.


Stay home so their children die at the hands of a family member or junta or government official? Is that what you're getting at?
 
2018-06-19 08:55:38 PM  

SurfaceTension: fernt: One simple thing parents can do to assure they are not separated from their children by US border security.

It's 100% effective.

Stay home so their children die at the hands of a family member or junta or government official? Is that what you're getting at?


Yes it is. He is an awful person. I know i feed it way too much but good lord.
 
2018-06-19 08:58:34 PM  

Ball Sack Obama: not enough beer: Ball Sack Obama: sammyk: Ball Sack Obama: I was just thinking we need another one of these posts.

We aren't going to shut up about this one. Fark your feelings.

I doubt you guys will shut up for the next 7 years. Go figure.

How did you escape color coding. For anyone of the right to say shiat about not shiatting up is hilarious. You guys whines non stop about Obama who has assorted scandals such as mustard on a burger. Here we are locking human children in cages. Please GFY.

I never said to shut up. 15-20 threads about the same thing in a few days is just a bit excessive.


We still talk about the Japanese internment camps 75 years after the fact. This change in enforcement policy by the Trump administration is threatening to give us a situation morally on par with that repugnant episode in American history. I'd say the excessiveness is plenty warranted.
 
2018-06-19 09:03:46 PM  

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Current seakers need to create an alliance with folks here to kill off their enemies in order to stay/survive?
 
2018-06-19 09:07:23 PM  

fernt: bullshiat excuses for America literally running concentration camps of children with no plan to reunite them with their parents or free them, in or out of the country, at all.


Nazi Farkers fark off. We're past laughing at trolling. Burn your red hat.
 
2018-06-19 09:10:21 PM  

KCinPA: not enough beer: fernt: One simple thing parents can do to assure they are not separated from their children by US border security.

It's 100% effective.

EABOD they are separating kids from families who are legally asking for asylum. Your right they could not flee their violence ridden countries and they pull watch their kids die. Every parents dream. How is any of this hard for conservatives to understand.

Technically it's only legal if at one of the 48 Ports of Entry on the Mexican border. It's crossing away from one of those where the separations are happening. But hopefully changing this is one of the 10 things listed! I didn't bother to try to bypass the paywall.


Are all 48 points of entry open for business 24/7?

Or did the Trump reich close some or all of them in order to force asylum seekers to enter elsewhere, and then arrest them for entering "illegally" so that they could declare their children to be "unaccompanied minors" and be sent to concentration camps?
 
2018-06-19 09:11:54 PM  

SurfaceTension: fernt: One simple thing parents can do to assure they are not separated from their children by US border security.

It's 100% effective.

Stay home so their children die at the hands of a family member or junta or government official? Is that what you're getting at?


What I'm getting at is that with $22 trillion in unfunded obligations and homeless all over the place, we can't absorb all the world's needy who want to immigrate here, no matter how concerned the left pretends to be about it. The left just wants votes. The establishment wants the near-slave labor. Trump chooses to enforce laws on the books and both sides are fighting him fiercely because of this.

Trump got voted in in part by promising a border wall and stronger immigration law enforcement. I have little doubt he'll shut down the government until he gets his funding. So we can watch the stupid showdown to that.

The left's talking points manufactured outrage and misleading news stories will grow old well before November. It's a cover for the lack of evidence of Russian collusion that was supposed to send Trump to jail, his high poll numbers and a roaring economy. Progressive haters be hatin' no matter what. Trump's base knows manipulative Left Stream Media when they encounter it.
 
2018-06-19 09:16:43 PM  
Unicorn farts, you say?
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2018-06-19 09:16:46 PM  

SurfaceTension: Ball Sack Obama: not enough beer: Ball Sack Obama: sammyk: Ball Sack Obama: I was just thinking we need another one of these posts.

We aren't going to shut up about this one. Fark your feelings.

I doubt you guys will shut up for the next 7 years. Go figure.

How did you escape color coding. For anyone of the right to say shiat about not shiatting up is hilarious. You guys whines non stop about Obama who has assorted scandals such as mustard on a burger. Here we are locking human children in cages. Please GFY.

I never said to shut up. 15-20 threads about the same thing in a few days is just a bit excessive.

We still talk about the Japanese internment camps 75 years after the fact. This change in enforcement policy by the Trump administration is threatening to give us a situation morally on par with that repugnant episode in American history. I'd say the excessiveness is plenty warranted.


Per Japanese internment camp survivor George Takei, families were not separated in the Japanese internment camps.

Trump's concentration camps are objectively worse and more evil than the Japanese internment camps. One thing I know for certain is that there will not be an "And then the murders began" moment with regard to the ongoing child torture, it will be an "And then the world found out that the murders had begun in 2017" moment; the only thing I don't know is when that moment will happen.
 
2018-06-19 09:19:08 PM  

fernt: SurfaceTension: fernt: One simple thing parents can do to assure they are not separated from their children by US border security.

It's 100% effective.

Stay home so their children die at the hands of a family member or junta or government official? Is that what you're getting at?

What I'm getting at is that with $22 trillion in unfunded obligations and homeless all over the place, we can't absorb all the world's needy who want to immigrate here, no matter how concerned the left pretends to be about it. The left just wants votes. The establishment wants the near-slave labor. Trump chooses to enforce laws on the books and both sides are fighting him fiercely because of this.

Trump got voted in in part by promising a border wall and stronger immigration law enforcement. I have little doubt he'll shut down the government until he gets his funding. So we can watch the stupid showdown to that.

The left's talking points manufactured outrage and misleading news stories will grow old well before November. It's a cover for the lack of evidence of Russian collusion that was supposed to send Trump to jail, his high poll numbers and a roaring economy. Progressive haters be hatin' no matter what. Trump's base knows manipulative Left Stream Media when they encounter it.


Oh yeah y'all are just the pinnacle of human intelligence. Again seriously EABOD.
 
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