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(Belleville News-Democrat)   Akron Firefighters use firehouse to lay some hose   ( bnd.com) divider line
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2018-06-19 09:46:44 AM  
It's the first time anyone has used Firehouse since 1992 for anything.

FireHouse - Don't Treat Me Bad
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2018-06-19 10:54:06 AM  
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2018-06-19 11:32:05 AM  
I glad the article provided the phonetic pronunciation of Akron.  It adds a lot to the message.  It wasn't written by a bot, really.
 
2018-06-19 12:48:42 PM  
Usually, no one knows where the hose goes when the door's closed.
 
2018-06-19 03:14:27 PM  
Akron (AK'-ruhn)

I'm glad they cleared that up for us. I always thought it was "aye-kron" ...

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2018-06-19 03:16:02 PM  
I'm gonna need to review the evidence before reaching a verdict.
 
2018-06-19 03:17:53 PM  
GIS Jenna Jameson Flashpoint (NSFW of course)


/Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera in their heyday...mmmmm.....
 
2018-06-19 03:18:25 PM  

Stone Meadow: I'm gonna need to review the evidence before reaching a verdict.


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2018-06-19 03:28:35 PM  
I was hoping they'd be the firefighters from the calendar.
 
2018-06-19 03:28:49 PM  

ChipNASA: Stone Meadow: I'm gonna need to review the evidence before reaching a verdict.

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Maybe she gave him a nose-job....
 
2018-06-19 03:29:01 PM  

Stone Meadow: I'm gonna need to review the evidence before reaching a verdict.


Having read tfa, trust me, you don't.
 
2018-06-19 03:31:14 PM  

ChipNASA: Stone Meadow: I'm gonna need to review the evidence before reaching a verdict.

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Dude's got a head like Sputnik, and she's got small but definitely grippable handles on the side.
 
2018-06-19 03:31:20 PM  
I still love cops, firefighter, jocks and military folks
HAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2018-06-19 03:36:30 PM  
If it's for your own personal use, it's a "home video", not "pron".  It's only pron if you are planning on distributing it, and there's no way anyone wants to see THAT, based on the photos.
 
2018-06-19 03:37:07 PM  

chatikh: I was hoping they'd be the firefighters from the calendar.

*runs to GIS "firefighter hose"

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2018-06-19 03:37:15 PM  

seadoo2006: Akron (AK'-ruhn)

I'm glad they cleared that up for us. I always thought it was "aye-kron" ...

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I prefer (ACK'-run) myself.
I live here. I know...
 
2018-06-19 03:37:25 PM  

seadoo2006: Akron (AK'-ruhn)

I'm glad they cleared that up for us. I always thought it was "aye-kron" ...

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I see you windin', grindin'...

 
2018-06-19 03:37:37 PM  
Why were their names released publicly? This seems like the sort of thing that should be handled in an awkward hearing with your supervisor.
 
2018-06-19 03:45:16 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Stone Meadow: I'm gonna need to review the evidence before reaching a verdict.

Having read tfa, trust me, you don't.


thatsthejoke.jpg

;^)
 
2018-06-19 03:48:06 PM  
So much for my attempt at humor today. Sigh.
 
2018-06-19 03:57:50 PM  

Burr: GIS Jenna Jameson Flashpoint (NSFW of course)


/Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera in their heyday...mmmmm.....


I never understood the whole JJ thing, bolt ons don't do it for me and her 'acting' was mediocre.
 
2018-06-19 04:04:13 PM  
This doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Big egos + lots of freetime + long shofts+ coed workplace.

/I went to school with a girl who after she graduated, was effectively a "station bunny". She claimed she was just "hanging out" and "dating" one of the firemen and that "things just happened" from time to time, but it was pretty clear she was just a girl with low self esteem that thought that getting passed around was validation.
 
2018-06-19 04:08:47 PM  

Gleeman: Burr: GIS Jenna Jameson Flashpoint (NSFW of course)


/Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera in their heyday...mmmmm.....

I never understood the whole JJ thing, bolt ons don't do it for me and her 'acting' was mediocre.


For pr0n, her acting being "Medicore" , is Meryl Streep...
 
2018-06-19 04:22:10 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Gleeman: Burr: GIS Jenna Jameson Flashpoint (NSFW of course)


/Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera in their heyday...mmmmm.....

I never understood the whole JJ thing, bolt ons don't do it for me and her 'acting' was mediocre.

For pr0n, her acting being "Medicore" , is Meryl Streep...


I'm sorry, but Julia Ann or Lisa Ann were way, WAY better at "acting" than JJ ever was.
 
2018-06-19 04:23:23 PM  

huntercr: This doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Big egos + lots of freetime + long shofts+ coed workplace.

/I went to school with a girl who after she graduated, was effectively a "station bunny". She claimed she was just "hanging out" and "dating" one of the firemen and that "things just happened" from time to time, but it was pretty clear she was just a girl with low self esteem that thought that getting passed around was validation.


And then there are some women who simply find firemen hot.

I mean, if there were a building full of physically fit women, many of whom liked to have uncommitted sex with whatever attractive men were available, how many men would be hanging around the place making a nuisance of themselves?
 
2018-06-19 04:23:31 PM  
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/obligatory
 
2018-06-19 04:29:21 PM  
Lay that pipe
Lay that pipe


... not, bake that pie
 
2018-06-19 04:34:36 PM  

huntercr: This doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Big egos + lots of freetime + long shofts+ coed workplace.


I know its just anecdotal, but most of the firemen I know seem to be egotistical jerks.  They act like cops but without the bad PR.  But that might just be the volunteers down at the township station....

We just had a levy pass that gave our township volunteer fire department the ability to have two people hired to be on staff at all times, which wasn't really needed.  They pushed a bunch of emotional rhetoric ("If we don't get this money, then who will save your family?!) and it worked on the rubes around here because "OMG HEROES", and when we tried to suggest implementing the fire station into a county wide system instead of township we got a bunch of pushback with more appeals to emotion arguments.  They also used the fire station sign to promote their levy (which is a big no no).  Of course our stance on it has made us unpopular amongst the township (god forbid we question how our tax money is being used!)

They also argued that volunteer applications were down, which my wife replied to "Well, what are you doing to get volunteers?  Are you going to the local high schools, are you doing recruitment drives?"  Their answer was "Well, recruitment is down all over the country"....Great way to dodge the question assholes.

/my house will probably burn down and they will come along and piss on the ashes now
 
2018-06-19 04:44:56 PM  

huntercr: This doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Big egos + lots of freetime + long shofts+ coed workplace.

/I went to school with a girl who after she graduated, was effectively a "station bunny". She claimed she was just "hanging out" and "dating" one of the firemen and that "things just happened" from time to time, but it was pretty clear she was just a girl with low self esteem that thought that getting passed around was validation.


For some it's not about validation from being passed around, it's about finding a hubby. Some never realize that the more they are passed around the less likely they will find one.  You will also find similar thought process with some lower level female EMS personnel. They get the cert and job to be around all the firefighters and cops more.
 
2018-06-19 05:01:18 PM  
it is ron if they wanted it to sound like run it would be akrun.
 
2018-06-19 05:06:34 PM  

meintx2001: You will also find similar thought process with some lower level female EMS personnel.


I was not in this rig, but a buddy of mine was, so not my CSB.....

He is riding shotgun, while heading back from a pretty large scene, lots of buses/engines. so not everyone rode back in what they came in as some personnel stayed longer as some vehicles were sent back. from what my buddy tells me, there are three people in the back of that rig, the female in the middle, doing some "cross country skiing"
 
2018-06-19 05:07:50 PM  

ChipNASA: Stone Meadow: I'm gonna need to review the evidence before reaching a verdict.

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I don't want to see two dudes making a porn
 
2018-06-19 05:31:53 PM  
If they get married, her name will be Deann Dean.


That's all I've got.
 
2018-06-19 07:22:09 PM  
Guy looks like every other Midwestern white male policeman or firefighter from the last 40 years.

He happens to be of the no mustache model.
 
2018-06-19 07:25:41 PM  
Leaked screenshot:

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2018-06-19 10:54:12 PM  

RTOGUY: Why were their names released publicly? This seems like the sort of thing that should be handled in an awkward hearing with your supervisor.


I gotta figure that someone had it in for them. Cripes, it can't be the first time someone got laid in a fire station.
 
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