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(Washington Post)   This week on "Well...Bye" Trump will proclaim his confidence in Kirstjen Nielsen and the great job she is doing   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2018-06-18 06:28:51 PM  
Nielsen might be sacrificing her credibility

In much the same way that I'm sacrificing my vast fortune in diamonds.
 
2018-06-18 06:29:00 PM  
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Nazi b*tch gotta go.
 
2018-06-18 06:43:29 PM  

fusillade762: Nielsen might be sacrificing her credibility

In much the same way that I'm sacrificing my vast fortune in diamonds.


I will add my staggeringly large harem of blue eyed blondes with ginormous cans to the heap. I will miss them so, but if that's what it takes to get this dizzy witch the Hells out, then so be it...

Don't get me wrong: Donnie WILL fill the position with someone JUST as repugnant, but at least they'll have to pretend for a few weeks to not be totally committed to coal hearted ebbil...
 
2018-06-18 06:48:20 PM  
HAHAHAHA....don't let the door hit you on your way out!!

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2018-06-18 06:54:05 PM  
Tomi Lahren, seen measuring drapes in the Secretary's office, said, "It's a secretarial post.  I take great...dictation."

/Window seat, pls.
 
2018-06-18 07:17:13 PM  
 
2018-06-18 07:35:07 PM  

raerae1980: HAHAHAHA....don't let the door hit you on your way out!!

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And if he replaces with someone worse?
 
2018-06-18 07:51:23 PM  
Looking forward to the Nuremberg trials.
 
2018-06-18 08:02:49 PM  

Aar1012: raerae1980: HAHAHAHA....don't let the door hit you on your way out!!

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And if he replaces with someone worse?


Then he loses someone worse again. "It could be worse" is what gets people to go along with the worst in the first place.
 
2018-06-18 08:32:19 PM  

fusillade762: Nielsen might be sacrificing her credibility

In much the same way that I'm sacrificing my vast fortune in diamonds.


Is it safe?

IS IT SAFE??
 
2018-06-18 08:33:58 PM  

koder: Aar1012: raerae1980: HAHAHAHA....don't let the door hit you on your way out!!

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And if he replaces with someone worse?

Then he loses someone worse again. "It could be worse" is what gets people to go along with the worst in the first place.


The devil we know isn't always better.
 
2018-06-18 09:38:41 PM  
""This Department will not longer stand by and watch you attack law enforcement ..."


Because that is the job of the rest of the Trump administration.

Funny how they love the law when they are beating someone else over the head with it. When the law doesn't agree with them, they start telling us Trump can shoot people and not get charged.
 
2018-06-18 09:39:03 PM  
let her get fired. then we shoot her.
 
2018-06-18 09:40:06 PM  
Trump's to-do list for Monday:
1) Fly in a better liar than Sarah Sanders...
 
2018-06-18 09:40:19 PM  
Behind the scenes, Nielsen is reportedly fighting Trump's decision to separate migrant children from parents who cross the U.S. border.

Is she really fighting it, or is she just telling reporters that to save her post-Trump career?
 
2018-06-18 09:40:31 PM  
Too late for that, Kristjen.
You said you had a chance to leave a while back. You chose do lie with dogs. The last 2 days will be your professional legacy.
 
2018-06-18 09:40:59 PM  

rbuzby: ""This Department will not longer stand by and watch you attack law enforcement ..."


Because that is the job of the rest of the Trump administration.

Funny how they love the law when they are beating someone else over the head with it. When the law doesn't agree with them, they start telling us Trump can shoot people and not get charged.


They're fascists. For them, the law is a tool to oppress the 'enemy' du jour,nothing more.
 
2018-06-18 09:46:57 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Behind the scenes, Nielsen is reportedly fighting Trump's decision to separate migrant children from parents who cross the U.S. border.

Is she really fighting it, or is she just telling reporters that to save her post-Trump career?


The second one. She thinks anyone is ever gonna forget how she went full Baghdad Bob and denied that the kidnappings are happening and that children are being put in kennels.

She seems to think that, after leaving the Trump reich, she'll ever have a job that pays more than $15/hour, or that she'll ever make that much without an increase of the minimum wage to $15/hour.
 
2018-06-18 09:47:32 PM  

rbuzby: ""This Department will not longer stand by and watch you attack law enforcement ..."


Because that is the job of the rest of the Trump administration.

Funny how they love the law when they are beating someone else over the head with it. When the law doesn't agree with them, they start telling us Trump can shoot people and not get charged.


This is how dictatorships work in the current world. Laws exist but are applied strategically against opponents and ignored when it comes to friends. The legislature also does nothing to stop it, or is actively encouraging it.
 
2018-06-18 09:48:01 PM  

LordJiro: rbuzby: ""This Department will not longer stand by and watch you attack law enforcement ..."


Because that is the job of the rest of the Trump administration.

Funny how they love the law when they are beating someone else over the head with it. When the law doesn't agree with them, they start telling us Trump can shoot people and not get charged.

They're fascists. For them, the law is a tool to oppress the 'enemy' du jour,nothing more.


To which I would like to add, "Seriously, we're almost out of buying-time and wriggle room maneuvers, Mueller. Hurry up. Hurry the fark up and expose the traitors for all to see, because you probably don't have until November until these psychopathic fascist monsters cross the Rubicon."

/But if Cohen has flipped things are moving...
 
2018-06-18 09:48:34 PM  

fusillade762: Nielsen might be sacrificing her credibility

In much the same way that I'm sacrificing my vast fortune in diamonds.


LMAO

Classy snark done right. +1

raerae1980: HAHAHAHA....don't let the door hit you on your way out!!

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LOL

That gif is well chosen.
 
2018-06-18 09:48:38 PM  
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2018-06-18 09:50:29 PM  

stoli n coke: Too late for that, Kristjen.
You said you had a chance to leave a while back. You chose do lie with dogs. The last 2 days will be your professional legacy.


Headline: "Woman who laid with dogs complains of fleas."
 
2018-06-18 09:51:30 PM  

raerae1980: HAHAHAHA....don't let the door hit you on your way out!!

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Looking forward to Trump and her standing at the press event when she announces her plans to spend more time with her family. Trump flashes a smile and a thumbs-up, grabs her hip and draws her in for a good-bye kiss on the lips that she only just manages to deflect to her cheek.
 
2018-06-18 09:51:34 PM  

King Something: Olympic Trolling Judge: Behind the scenes, Nielsen is reportedly fighting Trump's decision to separate migrant children from parents who cross the U.S. border.

Is she really fighting it, or is she just telling reporters that to save her post-Trump career?

The second one. She thinks anyone is ever gonna forget how she went full Baghdad Bob and denied that the kidnappings are happening and that children are being put in kennels.

She seems to think that, after leaving the Trump reich, she'll ever have a job that pays more than $15/hour, or that she'll ever make that much without an increase of the minimum wage to $15/hour.


Isn't she a lawyer? She could easily open up her own practice and destroy families for money that way.
Would probably make more than she does now too.
 
2018-06-18 09:52:41 PM  
Trump always farks women, the question is how. She should have known this.
 
2018-06-18 09:52:56 PM  

Parthenogenetic: raerae1980: HAHAHAHA....don't let the door hit you on your way out!!

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Looking forward to Trump and her standing at the press event when she announces her plans to spend more time with her family. Trump flashes a smile and a thumbs-up, grabs her hip by the pussy and draws her in for a good-bye kiss on the lips that she only just manages to deflect to her cheek.


Remember who we're talking about.
 
2018-06-18 09:55:47 PM  
They can all roast in Nazi hell.
 
2018-06-18 09:56:47 PM  
I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but seriously, if you haven't yet, contact your Congresspeople, no matter how terrible they are. Leave a message, post a message. Donate to legal organizations.
 
2018-06-18 09:56:57 PM  

Aar1012: raerae1980: HAHAHAHA....don't let the door hit you on your way out!!

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And if he replaces with someone worse?


We already know that he always does that.
 
2018-06-18 09:59:50 PM  

Ggoodall: [YouTube video: Bill Clinton Receives Standing O In 1995 State Of The Union For Tough Stance On Illegal Immigration]


Account created: 2017-07-05
 
2018-06-18 10:00:27 PM  

Ggoodall: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Hy8Uwpen​lEA]


One one and ONLY silver lining of this horrible, awful, JESUS FARK WHY situation is that it's made it easier to spot the Nazis among us:

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2018-06-18 10:00:49 PM  

Ggoodall: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Hy8Uwpen​lEA]


I don't think anyone says illegal immigration shouldn't be controlled or dealt with but you can be tough on illegal immigration and enforce laws without acting like Hitler.
 
2018-06-18 10:01:25 PM  
The fake news is manufacturing outrage over the children being separated from their parents. Of course it is sad but why not also show the kid being separated from a mom when she is arrested for shoplifting?  These parents are at fault for breaking the law, not the government.  If no kids could ever be taken away from their parents then either no parent could ever be arrested for anything OR you would have to send the kids to jail with the parents!  That wouldn't be right!
 
2018-06-18 10:02:14 PM  

abhorrent1: Ggoodall: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Hy8Uwpen​lEA]

I don't think anyone says illegal immigration shouldn't be controlled or dealt with but you can be tough on illegal immigration and enforce laws without acting like Hitler.


No, you see it's either free and open borders with no controls or it's extermination camps, like the law says, softie.
 
2018-06-18 10:02:18 PM  

Ggoodall: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Hy8Uwpen​lEA]


Was his "tough stance" forcibly separating young children from their parents with literally no plan in place to reunite them?
 
2018-06-18 10:02:57 PM  

abhorrent1: Ggoodall: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Hy8Uwpen​lEA]

I don't think anyone says illegal immigration shouldn't be controlled or dealt with but you can be tough on illegal immigration and enforce laws without acting like Hitler.


No. Either you put those animals in concentration camps, or you let them run amok and rape all our white American wimmens. There's nothing in between.
 
2018-06-18 10:03:16 PM  

saberXray: Ggoodall: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Hy8Uwpen​lEA]

One one and ONLY silver lining of this horrible, awful, JESUS FARK WHY situation is that it's made it easier to spot the Nazis among us:

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I chose orange to match his hair furer
 
2018-06-18 10:04:35 PM  

bdub77: I know I'm preaching to the choir here, but seriously, if you haven't yet, contact your Congresspeople, no matter how terrible they are. Leave a message, post a message. Donate to legal organizations.


Ted Farkin' Cruz is actually proposing an emergency bill to put a stop to this shiat.
Republicans up for re-election in November are scared shiatless.
Of course, the pubs are probably already suggesting that Jimmy Kimmel got to him.
 
2018-06-18 10:05:17 PM  

Ggoodall: [YouTube video: Bill Clinton Receives Standing O In 1995 State Of The Union For Tough Stance On Illegal Immigration]


Russian stooge engages in whataboutism

Shocking
 
2018-06-18 10:05:29 PM  
"I didn't agree with it and behind the scenes I fought against it"
-Heinrich Himmler, from the chronicles of Nobody Gives a farking shiat You Coward Resign Already
 
2018-06-18 10:06:10 PM  
Can you make mine a truth burrito, truth taco or truth gyro. Sandwiches are the food of the oppressor.
 
2018-06-18 10:07:05 PM  

Chuck87: Of course it is sad but why not also show the kid being separated from a mom when she is arrested for shoplifting?


Because they don't. They'll call a family member to come get them. If they can't find someone, they'll hold onto them until they can and then turn the kids over.
 
2018-06-18 10:07:59 PM  

Chuck87: The fake news is manufacturing outrage over the children being separated from their parents. Of course it is sad but why not also show the kid being separated from a mom when she is arrested for shoplifting?  These parents are at fault for breaking the law, not the government.  If no kids could ever be taken away from their parents then either no parent could ever be arrested for anything OR you would have to send the kids to jail with the parents!  That wouldn't be right!


Just farking stop already...
 
2018-06-18 10:08:54 PM  

Chuck87: The fake news is manufacturing outrage over the children being separated from their parents. Of course it is sad but why not also show the kid being separated from a mom when she is arrested for shoplifting?  These parents are at fault for breaking the law, not the government.  If no kids could ever be taken away from their parents then either no parent could ever be arrested for anything OR you would have to send the kids to jail with the parents!  That wouldn't be right!


You're a very special kind of stupid
 
2018-06-18 10:09:37 PM  

Ggoodall: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Hy8Uwpen​lEA]


What brand of sour cream do you prefer with your Pelmeni? Or does your mom just make her own?
 
2018-06-18 10:09:43 PM  

wejash: Tomi Lahren, seen measuring drapes in the Secretary's office, said, "It's a secretarial post.  I take great...dictation."

/Window seat, pls.


As long as it's quick dictation, she should be fine.

/waggles eyebrows
 
2018-06-18 10:11:49 PM  

wejash: Tomi Lahren, seen measuring drapes in the Secretary's office, said, "It's a secretarial post.  I take great...dictation."

/Window seat, pls.


Dana Loesch
 
2018-06-18 10:11:53 PM  

King Something: Olympic Trolling Judge: Behind the scenes, Nielsen is reportedly fighting Trump's decision to separate migrant children from parents who cross the U.S. border.

Is she really fighting it, or is she just telling reporters that to save her post-Trump career?

The second one. She thinks anyone is ever gonna forget how she went full Baghdad Bob and denied that the kidnappings are happening and that children are being put in kennels.

She seems to think that, after leaving the Trump reich, she'll ever have a job that pays more than $15/hour, or that she'll ever make that much without an increase of the minimum wage to $15/hour.


Of course she'll have a job. These people aren't going to fall. Someone will hire her and pay her huge sums of money because she was "connected" for a period of time. There's graft to be made, you know. She'll have personal phone numbers for military contractors, suppliers, prison builders, and other money-making situations. She absolutely WILL have a job, and a good one. Because that's just how shiatty the system is.

Also, this is America. Fully 30% of the country is pretty damned happy about those kids in cages and many of them are wealthy people looking to hire equally shiatty people.

Don't kid yourself that she'll get hers. She won't. People like her never do.
 
2018-06-18 10:12:09 PM  
Oh good the night-shift Trolls have arrived.
 
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