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(ESPN)   Hug your children and say your prayers; this might be the end. The Mariners are a top five team   ( espn.com) divider line
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363 clicks; posted to Sports » on 18 Jun 2018 at 5:20 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-06-18 12:11:51 PM  
Been there before back in the 90's, they choked and died like fish out of water
 
2018-06-18 05:13:14 PM  
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
2018-06-18 05:22:35 PM  
In June.

Even Cubs fans are optimistic in June.
 
2018-06-18 05:31:56 PM  

This text is now purple: In June.

Even Cubs fans are optimistic in June.



I'll take what I can get since the Mariners have been a suck sandwich for far too long.
 
2018-06-18 05:32:19 PM  
This is the end.
My only friend...the end.
 
2018-06-18 05:37:11 PM  
They won 5 out of 7 games last week, though that last game against the Red Sox was a suckfest.  Safeco was a goddamn madhouse.  Never seen it that packed.  According to the gameday stats, it was the 7th largest crowd there, ever.
 
2018-06-18 05:40:49 PM  
Still hold the record for winningest season in the brazillion-game era. Never Forget.
 
2018-06-18 05:43:19 PM  
We're an older bunch here at Fark.  We already know how it ends.
 
2018-06-18 05:44:36 PM  
Top five in their division?
 
2018-06-18 06:15:23 PM  
And the Brewers are just two spots down with $70,000,000 less in total payroll. $165,000,000/$95,000,000
 
2018-06-18 06:41:15 PM  
It's June.
 
2018-06-18 06:52:27 PM  
The girlfriend and I picked up a ticket package for every home game in July.

I sure hope in 45 days we're relevant.
 
2018-06-18 06:56:20 PM  
But you tell me over and over and over again my friend,
Ah, you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.
 
2018-06-18 07:23:08 PM  

nicoffeine: It's June.


Tell that to the Orioles.
 
2018-06-18 08:44:19 PM  

The_Sponge: This text is now purple: In June.

Even Cubs fans are optimistic in June.


I'll take what I can get since the Mariners have been a suck sandwich for far too long.


As a long time Mariners fan, I can tell you that it's been over a decade since we've been optimistic beyond April.
 
2018-06-18 09:20:27 PM  

Craw Fu: The_Sponge: This text is now purple: In June.

Even Cubs fans are optimistic in June.


I'll take what I can get since the Mariners have been a suck sandwich for far too long.

As a long time Mariners fan, I can tell you that it's been over a decade since we've been optimistic beyond April.


True.

1977 was well over a decade ago!
 
2018-06-19 07:52:23 AM  
Eh, wake me when the Browns are in the Super Bowl.

Then I will worry about it being "The End"
 
2018-06-19 11:52:04 AM  
It's obvious they all raided Cano's locker before the MLB officials got there.
 
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