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(NYPost)   Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Crocodooladoo is a great family name   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2018-06-13 09:17:21 PM  
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2018-06-13 10:30:24 PM  
I always thought it was "cock-a-doodle-doo" which would make the pun "Crocadoodledoo".

/penis
 
2018-06-13 11:53:39 PM  
Movable feast.
 
2018-06-13 11:54:39 PM  
That's not the only abomination they can come up with!

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2018-06-13 11:57:31 PM  
I enjoyed the headline very much.

/If they get divorced they'll need to use a litigator.
 
2018-06-14 12:04:23 AM  
Of all the stories on the page,you picked that one??

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2018-06-14 12:05:45 AM  
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2018-06-14 12:06:30 AM  
But do you do the dew?
 
2018-06-14 12:37:24 AM  
Vranken and van Reeth were not immediately available for comment when contacted by Fox News on Thursday.

well, if they were eaten by the gators, at least werner herzog has something to do
 
2018-06-14 01:37:36 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: That's not the only abomination they can come up with!

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2018-06-14 03:44:04 AM  
Rick & Morty - Crocubot
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2018-06-14 08:55:40 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: Of all the stories on the page,you picked that one??

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I'd have to know how far away he was from the woman to determine if I'm more outraged or impressed.
 
2018-06-14 09:52:15 AM  
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2018-06-14 10:12:43 AM  

Rock Krenn: EdwardTellerhands: Of all the stories on the page,you picked that one??
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I'd have to know how far away he was from the woman to determine if I'm more outraged or impressed.


Apparently he was in Las Vegas and she was in Los Angeles, and "the woman claims she went to the hospital in Los Angeles the next day to seek treatment."
 
2018-06-14 11:05:26 AM  
Crocodiles? At the Gatorland Zoo?

Lame.
 
2018-06-14 11:55:07 AM  
Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

To get US citizenship so it could have an anchor baby and bring it's whole flock to America by serial immigration. That is why Trump must build a big beautiful phallic wall that chickens can not fly over. And bantam fighting cocks will pay for it.

Chickens threaten our way of life by illegally working for low wages and no benefits, supporting our spend-thrift way of life and maintaining population growth that natural increase alone will not guarantee. We must stop the chickens from building AmeriKKKa!

Meanwhile, in Canada, immigrants are welcome because Canada is full of liberals who insanely believe that life is not a zero sum game and immigrants vastly enrich our society by doing shiat jobs and bringing their culture, languages and job skills to enrich us all.

They're going to ENRICH US ALL, (fading) enrich us all, enrich us all ....
 
2018-06-14 02:01:31 PM  

EdwardTellerhands: Rock Krenn: EdwardTellerhands: Of all the stories on the page,you picked that one??
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I'd have to know how far away he was from the woman to determine if I'm more outraged or impressed.

Apparently he was in Las Vegas and she was in Los Angeles, and "the woman claims she went to the hospital in Los Angeles the next day to seek treatment."


OK, I for one am impressed.
 
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