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(Vice)   Boston woman upon finding out the new bird tattoo she just got on her neck looks exactly like the Toronto Blue Jays logo: "FARK" (w/pics)   ( vice.com) divider line
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2018-06-13 01:35:53 PM  
with a maple leaf, no less
 
2018-06-13 01:47:33 PM  
"This isn't exactly the legacy I was hoping for at all, but it's definitely funny. I'm not into sports at all so to have baseball Twitter and sports Twitter come at me is funny,"

Subby, you didn't have to lie. The story probably would've been greened anyway.
 
2018-06-13 02:06:21 PM  
Uh, no. The tattoo looks like a blue jay. The Toronto logo looks like a blue jay.

The two look as far from "exactly alike" as you can get.
 
2018-06-13 03:26:06 PM  
That's a really well done tattoo
 
2018-06-13 03:28:45 PM  

kobrakai: That's a really well done tattoo


Great artwork, trashy placement.
 
2018-06-13 03:37:47 PM  

Tad_Waxpole: kobrakai: That's a really well done tattoo

Great artwork, trashy placement.


On a Bostonian?
 
2018-06-13 03:39:47 PM  

This text is now purple: Tad_Waxpole: kobrakai: That's a really well done tattoo

Great artwork, trashy placement.

On a Bostonian?


She already had this, so...

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2018-06-13 03:48:24 PM  

Tad_Waxpole: kobrakai: That's a really well done tattoo

Great artwork, trashy placement.


Yeah, that would look awesome on the upper arm.
 
2018-06-13 03:54:42 PM  

Tad_Waxpole: kobrakai: That's a really well done tattoo

Great artwork, trashy placement.


Hi, I'd like something in a place that will limit my future employment opportunities.
 
2018-06-13 03:55:17 PM  

foo monkey: This text is now purple: Tad_Waxpole: kobrakai: That's a really well done tattoo

Great artwork, trashy placement.

On a Bostonian?

She already had this, so...

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The "B" stands for "Buttsex".
 
2018-06-13 03:57:15 PM  
Breaking news: tattoo of blue jay and logo of Blue Jays both look like blue jay. More as this story develops.
 
2018-06-13 03:58:25 PM  

Tad_Waxpole: kobrakai: That's a really well done tattoo

Great artwork, trashy placement.



The trashiest placement I have seen with a sports tattoo:

Ohio State's "O" logo right above an intimate area.  She showed it to us at a party.

The amusing part is that I was dating her friend, who was a HUGE Michigan fan.
 
2018-06-13 04:29:52 PM  
Fiske, a 25-year-old Boston dog walker, got herself a neck tattoo

So you've made your career choice and are sticking with it then?
 
2018-06-13 04:32:43 PM  
Literally used to mean something. But, I've seen it used incorrectly about a million times now. What gives?
 
2018-06-13 04:42:00 PM  

abhorrent1: Fiske, a 25-year-old Boston dog walker, got herself a neck tattoo

So you've made your career choice and are sticking with it then?


With a neck tattoo, I think dog walker is actually reaching for the stars. She done good.
 
2018-06-13 04:44:22 PM  

ChrisDe: abhorrent1: Fiske, a 25-year-old Boston dog walker, got herself a neck tattoo

So you've made your career choice and are sticking with it then?

With a neck tattoo, I think dog walker is actually reaching for the stars. She done good.


Until one day a stupid dog jumps at her neck thinking it's a bird.
 
2018-06-13 04:52:53 PM  

The_Sponge: Tad_Waxpole: kobrakai: That's a really well done tattoo

Great artwork, trashy placement.


The trashiest placement I have seen with a sports tattoo:

Ohio State's "O" logo right above an intimate area.  She showed it to us at a party.

The amusing part is that I was dating her friend, who was a HUGE Michigan fan.


Well, it could have been around instead of above. Was there another tattoo showing you where to "dot the I"?
 
2018-06-13 05:01:17 PM  

jdjoker: The_Sponge: Tad_Waxpole: kobrakai: That's a really well done tattoo

Great artwork, trashy placement.


The trashiest placement I have seen with a sports tattoo:

Ohio State's "O" logo right above an intimate area.  She showed it to us at a party.

The amusing part is that I was dating her friend, who was a HUGE Michigan fan.

Well, it could have been around instead of above. Was there another tattoo showing you where to "dot the I"?



Hahaha.  I doubt there was, but she didn't flash the clam.
 
2018-06-13 05:03:43 PM  

jdjoker: Well, it could have been around instead of above. Was there another tattoo showing you where to "dot the I"?



If I had dated the friend instead, it would have been tempting to hum Michigan's fight song during foreplay.

/Our high school's fight song was a rip-off of Michigan's...sounded the same.
 
2018-06-13 05:09:52 PM  

The_Sponge: jdjoker: Well, it could have been around instead of above. Was there another tattoo showing you where to "dot the I"?


If I had dated the friend instead, it would have been tempting to hum Michigan's fight song during foreplay.

/Our high school's fight song was a rip-off of Michigan's...sounded the same.


That's usual, I think. My high school used Kansas State's fight song ("Wildcat Victory"); our rival school and a whole lot of other schools in the area used "Hail to the Victors".
 
2018-06-13 05:42:19 PM  

abhorrent1: Fiske, a 25-year-old Boston dog walker, got herself a neck tattoo

So you've made your career choice and are sticking with it then?


Already covered in tats... Tattooed, Dog-Walking and Stupid is no way to go through life.
 
2018-06-13 06:06:54 PM  

Grumpy Cat: Literally used to mean something. But, I've seen it used incorrectly about a million times now. What gives?


It's a language hack. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go take a selfie of my dog.
 
2018-06-13 09:01:09 PM  

Grumpy Cat: Literally used to mean something. But, I've seen it used incorrectly about a million times now. What gives?


I assume you meant to say you've seen it used incorrectly literally a million times.
 
2018-06-14 12:51:18 AM  

The_Sponge: Tad_Waxpole: kobrakai: That's a really well done tattoo

Great artwork, trashy placement.


The trashiest placement I have seen with a sports tattoo:

Ohio State's "O" logo right above an intimate area.  She showed it to us at a party.

The amusing part is that I was dating her friend, who was a HUGE Michigan fan.


She sounds fat.
 
2018-06-14 12:56:01 AM  

The Smails Kid: The_Sponge: Tad_Waxpole: kobrakai: That's a really well done tattoo

Great artwork, trashy placement.


The trashiest placement I have seen with a sports tattoo:

Ohio State's "O" logo right above an intimate area.  She showed it to us at a party.

The amusing part is that I was dating her friend, who was a HUGE Michigan fan.

She sounds fat.


Ha.  Actually, both of them were not.
 
2018-06-14 08:56:13 AM  
A lot is covered here already, nice work on the ink.  Placement is sketchy and she's bound to continue making sketchy life choices.

Did she not see a sketch of the planned ink before sitting down to be choked and have her throat slit at the same time?  I mean really!?!  The artist didn't just do this on the fly, there had to be a plan at least?  Right?
 
2018-06-14 09:06:01 AM  
rockymountainrider:

Did she not see a sketch of the planned ink before sitting down to be choked and have her throat slit at the same time?  I mean really!?!  The artist didn't just do this on the fly, there had to be a plan at least?  Right?

Based on her comments, I think the more likely explanation is that she saw and approved the sketch, but didn't realize it was similar to the Toronto Blue Jays logo.  It sounds like she's not really a sports fan.
 
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