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2018-06-13 10:57:52 AM  
Japanese Farker?
 
2018-06-13 11:01:03 AM  
I can't think of a single argument that 3D women are superior to 2D women.
 
2018-06-13 11:01:51 AM  
I saw Kotaku and knew it would either be a pillow or a real doll.
 
2018-06-13 11:52:54 AM  

Mike_LowELL: I can't think of a single argument that 3D women are superior to 2D women.


They have more depth.
 
2018-06-13 11:53:12 AM  

Mike_LowELL: I can't think of a single argument that 3D women are superior to 2D women.


Depth and warmth?
 
2018-06-13 11:53:33 AM  

PlaidJaguar: Mike_LowELL: I can't think of a single argument that 3D women are superior to 2D women.

They have more depth.


Dammit.
 
2018-06-13 11:53:50 AM  
Well, she won't nag him and he doesn't have to worry about a #metoo backlash.
 
2018-06-13 11:55:50 AM  

scottydoesntknow: I saw Kotaku and knew it would either be a pillow or a real doll.


Same here.

I never thought that I would be glad that a man brought his anime body pillow to his graduation but 2018 is making me appreciate the little victories in life.
 
2018-06-13 11:55:54 AM  

scottydoesntknow: I saw Kotaku and knew it would either be a pillow or a real doll.


I use me real doll as a pillow. TAKE THAT!
 
2018-06-13 11:56:10 AM  
If you're going to insist on an inanimate waifu, at least go with the top tier stuff

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2018-06-13 11:56:37 AM  
Was it a pillow?  I'm not sure what's worse, his bringing a pillow, or my knowing it was going to be a pillow.
 
2018-06-13 11:57:25 AM  
why is there a hole in the pillow?
 
2018-06-13 11:58:02 AM  
paging commie to the Daki thread
 
2018-06-13 11:58:04 AM  
Lets guess, Man and his anime fark pillow...
(Looks)
Ahh yes! A Person with a crusty fark pillow.

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Any time now will be fine.
 
2018-06-13 11:58:26 AM  
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2018-06-13 11:58:28 AM  

BonerMcGivens: why is there a hole in the pillow?


When a Mommy Pillow and a Daddy Farker love each other very much, they do a special wrestling match to show their affection.
 
2018-06-13 11:58:38 AM  
Well, at least she isn't twenty something.

Like so many girlfriends nowadays.
 
2018-06-13 11:59:32 AM  
Aww, he's like Linus with his blanket, except grown-up, sad, and a little bit creepy.
 
2018-06-13 12:00:00 PM  
Does that pillow have sharp knees?
 
2018-06-13 12:00:16 PM  

OneTimed: If you're going to insist on an inanimate waifu, at least go with the top tier stuff

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Dear guys,
Why just be the creepy dude with a sex doll?  Up your game and dress the sex doll as the unabomber!!
 
2018-06-13 12:00:45 PM  
Can somebody explain if this is a joke or a subculture or what it is please?  I don't know whether to laugh with him or at him because I don't know WTF I'm seeing.
 
2018-06-13 12:01:03 PM  
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2018-06-13 12:01:48 PM  

Mike_LowELL: I can't think of a single argument that 3D women are superior to 2D women.


Why not both?

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2018-06-13 12:02:03 PM  

ilikestuff: Can somebody explain if this is a joke or a subculture or what it is please?  I don't know whether to laugh with him or at him because I don't know WTF I'm seeing.


Its real, they call them dakis I think
 
2018-06-13 12:02:04 PM  

Arachnophobe: [i.kinja-img.com image 320x213]


Go right to hell.
 
2018-06-13 12:02:13 PM  
I'm really just surprised this warranted an article. It's like you can't even be harmlessly weird in public anymore without attracting media attention.
 
2018-06-13 12:04:42 PM  

cgraves67: I'm really just surprised this warranted an article. It's like you can't even be harmlessly weird in public anymore without attracting media attention.


You may not.

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2018-06-13 12:05:26 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I saw Kotaku and knew it would either be a pillow or a real doll.


Same here.
 
2018-06-13 12:05:57 PM  

Bowen: Arachnophobe: [i.kinja-img.com image 320x213]

Go right to hell.


You're being such a non-pillow!
 
2018-06-13 12:06:25 PM  

ilikestuff: Can somebody explain if this is a joke or a subculture or what it is please?  I don't know whether to laugh with him or at him because I don't know WTF I'm seeing.


I'm hoping that he lost a bet.
 
2018-06-13 12:08:16 PM  
Boo subby. Hisssss
 
2018-06-13 12:14:26 PM  

red230: ilikestuff: Can somebody explain if this is a joke or a subculture or what it is please?  I don't know whether to laugh with him or at him because I don't know WTF I'm seeing.

I'm hoping that he lost a bet.


Or won, possibly. Easy twenty bucks.
 
2018-06-13 12:15:56 PM  
I hope he washed it before he took it  to graduation

(don't black-light that pillow!  it probably glows from inch to inch)
 
2018-06-13 12:17:44 PM  
I would have expected this more from SLO than Pomona.
 
2018-06-13 12:20:14 PM  

OneTimed: If you're going to insist on an inanimate waifu, at least go with the top tier stuff

[img.fark.net image 425x456]


Or if your on a budget.
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2018-06-13 12:22:14 PM  
Honestly I cringed harder at the kid dabbing in front of him.
 
2018-06-13 12:22:33 PM  

Bowen: cgraves67: I'm really just surprised this warranted an article. It's like you can't even be harmlessly weird in public anymore without attracting media attention.

You may not.

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I live down the street from Trillium and across from a Red Line T-stop, so I'm really getting a kick out of your pic.
 
2018-06-13 12:23:57 PM  

Bowen: Arachnophobe: [i.kinja-img.com image 320x213]

Go right to hell.


Hey. What James Franco and Liz Lemon do on their own time is NO concern of yours.
 
2018-06-13 12:24:54 PM  
Man?

This word you keep using, I do not think it means what you think it means...
 
2018-06-13 12:26:54 PM  

Kuta: I would have expected this more from SLO than Pomona.


Or Harvey Mudd
 
2018-06-13 12:33:04 PM  

Bowen: cgraves67: I'm really just surprised this warranted an article. It's like you can't even be harmlessly weird in public anymore without attracting media attention.

You may not.

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Keytar Bear rules!
 
2018-06-13 12:38:15 PM  

The_Sponge: Bowen: cgraves67: I'm really just surprised this warranted an article. It's like you can't even be harmlessly weird in public anymore without attracting media attention.

You may not.

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Keytar Bear rules!


Yeah, that's pretty cool.  Keytar bear Beer.  Probably see him back at South Station soon, heard he was hurt.
 
2018-06-13 12:48:44 PM  

cgraves67: I'm really just surprised this warranted an article. It's like you can't even be harmlessly weird in public anymore without attracting media attention.


Chiefly why I like music festivals and their associated subculture so much.  If you aren't being "wierd", you're the one out of place.  Consider it a stomping ground for some of the people's innermost human expressions.  The things one may see are quite amazing and emotionally touching at the same time.

Also seen some of the most hilarious, roll on the floor laughing antics I've ever witnessed in my life as well.  I suggest any of you go for a vacation or weekend to remember
 
2018-06-13 12:51:41 PM  
I'm just pissed that Nico is cheating on me with another man!
 
2018-06-13 12:54:38 PM  
Good luck making it in the real world.
 
2018-06-13 12:58:15 PM  

Mike_LowELL: I can't think of a single argument that 3D women are superior to 2D women.


People will try to make the argument that 3D women are better because they actually exist and you might be able to get together with them. But that only works when you're comparing any 3D woman to a 2D woman.

What you need to do is compare attractive 3D women to 2D women, as 2D women are all attractive by definition. Then the argument falls apart, as to the average schmuck the likelihood of getting together with an appropriately attractive 3D woman is the same as the 2D woman talking.

... the Japanese are working on the 2D woman talking bit.

Also, Nico-chan is love.
 
2018-06-13 01:00:35 PM  

hammer85: I'm just pissed that Nico is cheating on me with another man!


I don't even know who that is, but I will say he should have at least gotten a Daki with an actual grown woman character on it.

/Cakes need love too
 
2018-06-13 01:06:26 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: hammer85: I'm just pissed that Nico is cheating on me with another man!

I don't even know who that is, but I will say he should have at least gotten a Daki with an actual grown woman character on it.

/Cakes need love too


I have no idea, the name was in the article referring to the pillow.
 
2018-06-13 01:14:31 PM  
Girlfriend? Not even a girl. This is what you get when you obfuscate the definitions of the sexes. Thanks trans agenda.


/s
 
2018-06-13 01:21:47 PM  
Adult thumbsucker. Get a blanket Linus.
 
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