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(Twitter)   Not news: KISS has started selling KISS toilet seats. News: They haven't been selling them for years already?   (twitter.com) divider line
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620 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Jun 2018 at 10:20 AM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-06-12 08:50:31 AM  
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2018-06-12 09:51:12 AM  
they need one with gene simmons' open mouth as the hole
 
2018-06-12 10:00:11 AM  
KISS sucks.
 
2018-06-12 10:05:31 AM  
They're the DisneyTM of (no) hair bands. Actually I've yet to see any Star Wars toilet seats.

/nevermind, just Googled that
//they're probably not official though
 
2018-06-12 10:21:25 AM  
Owners will never have to worry about leaving the seat up.

Because no woman will ever be inside their place.
 
2018-06-12 10:22:12 AM  
They probably didn't want people to make the obvious association, and just recently realized that it was too late and they should just make money off it.
 
2018-06-12 10:25:46 AM  
I'm surprised they don't sell KISS brand diapers. They sell KISS coffins. They could pitch it as: "From cradle to grave, cover yourself in KISS brand merch".
 
2018-06-12 10:28:40 AM  
Don't leave the seat moist.
 
Ant
2018-06-12 10:32:47 AM  
KISS my ass
 
2018-06-12 10:33:51 AM  

stoli n coke: Owners will never have to worry about leaving the seat up.



I wouldn't even leave the lid up.
 
Ant
2018-06-12 10:34:39 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: they need one with gene simmons' open mouth as the hole


and his tongue could be the bidet nozzle!
 
2018-06-12 10:41:35 AM  

Jake Havechek: KISS sucks.


Kiss flushes
 
2018-06-12 10:58:11 AM  
Lick It Up?
 
2018-06-12 11:08:05 AM  

Ant: KISS my ass


That took far too long.
 
2018-06-12 11:14:26 AM  
KISS is great... For me to poop on.
 
2018-06-12 11:35:06 AM  
Terry Gross happy there's a bit of Kiss merchandise catering to her interest in the band.
 
2018-06-12 11:46:41 AM  
I-I-I want to rock and roll all ni-ight. But I have to pee 30 times a day.
 
2018-06-12 11:48:16 AM  

Mugato: I-I-I want to rock and roll all ni-ight. But I have to pee 30 times a day.


See, it's funny because their core audience is so old they suffer from prostate ailments that make it difficult to urinate.
 
2018-06-12 11:57:39 AM  

Robo Beat: Mugato: I-I-I want to rock and roll all ni-ight. But I have to pee 30 times a day.

See, it's funny because their core audience is so old they suffer from prostate ailments that make it difficult to urinate.


See, he gets it.
 
2018-06-12 12:29:59 PM  
Hey wow, that will go great with my Kiss branded toilet.
 
2018-06-12 12:54:47 PM  
Oh, it's just the cover. I was envisioning a picture of Gene Simmons's open mouth/face on the bottom of the cover / seat part, so you could shiat in his mouth.
 
2018-06-12 01:21:57 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: they need one with gene simmons' open mouth as the hole


No.
 
2018-06-12 02:28:39 PM  

Mugato: Robo Beat: Mugato: I-I-I want to rock and roll all ni-ight. But I have to pee 30 times a day.

See, it's funny because their core audience is so old they suffer from prostate ailments that make it difficult to urinate.

See, he gets it.


I think we all got it, because the typical Farker is about that same age too:
 
2018-06-12 02:35:59 PM  
I had a KISS toilet seat years ago.

 It was tough getting the turds through that tiny hole in the middle.
 
2018-06-12 04:02:08 PM  
That's what I've called their LPs for decades now.
 
2018-06-12 04:02:47 PM  

verbaltoxin: Terry Gross happy there's a bit of Kiss merchandise catering to her interest in the band.


That was possibly the most cringe-worthy interview I ever heard on NPR.
 
2018-06-12 04:15:35 PM  

moos: KISS is great... For me to poop on.


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