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(Newsweek)   Only one player from the Eagles was confirmed for the White House pep rally, and it was the back-up quarterback   (newsweek.com) divider line
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2018-06-06 02:20:57 PM  
I'd think Carson Wentz would be busy with rehab.
 
2018-06-06 02:36:59 PM  
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2018-06-06 02:54:13 PM  

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I love Snek so much.
 
2018-06-06 02:55:48 PM  

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You could do an entire coffee table book full of these. I'd buy it.
 
2018-06-06 03:00:28 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: You could do an entire coffee table book full of these. I'd buy it.


That would require me to get off my ass and do it.
 
2018-06-06 03:21:39 PM  

impaler: ecmoRandomNumbers: You could do an entire coffee table book full of these. I'd buy it.

That would require me to get off my ass and do it.


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2018-06-06 03:22:08 PM  

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This is my new favorite snekretary and also you are the best.
 
2018-06-06 03:22:46 PM  
I'll say one thing for the trump white house, they are incredible at making these one day news blip stories last for a week or longer. They focus attention away from all the other actual scandals and shady shiat they're doing.
 
2018-06-06 03:23:09 PM  
I think the Eagles should have a BBQ at the Obama's place in DC.
 
2018-06-06 03:23:40 PM  
Enjoy having your passes batted down by your own receivers, Nick.
 
2018-06-06 03:23:41 PM  
The Superbowl MVP isn't exactly chopped liver.

But thankfully, this incident gave us the great video of Trump not being able to sing "God Bless America".  He seems to know most of the chorus, but not the rest of it.

Check out the video and enjoy.
 
2018-06-06 03:24:09 PM  

impaler: ecmoRandomNumbers: You could do an entire coffee table book full of these. I'd buy it.

That would require me to get off my ass and do it.


Buy coffee table.
Use table to make, then drink coffee.
Coffee gets you off your ass.
Step ?
Profit.
 
2018-06-06 03:26:21 PM  
Desperado why won't you come to your senses?
 
2018-06-06 03:26:53 PM  
Back up QB, sure.  But also the Super Bowl MVP.

That said, fug him. Let's see how hard the OL works for him in the preseason. I'll bet there will be more than a couple of lookout blocks when he is in.

LOOKOUT!!
 
2018-06-06 03:27:09 PM  
The back-up quarterback who won the super bowl?
 
2018-06-06 03:28:56 PM  
I'll bet even wearing the red jersey won't save Foles during training camp in July.
 
2018-06-06 03:29:33 PM  
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2018-06-06 03:30:29 PM  

Epic Fap Session: I think the Eagles should have a BBQ at the Obama's place in DC.


Philadelphia Eagles Accept Mueller's Offer to Celebrate With Him
 
2018-06-06 03:31:04 PM  
Does he back that thang up?
 
2018-06-06 03:32:10 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: Back up QB, sure.  But also the Super Bowl MVP.

That said, fug him. Let's see how hard the OL works for him in the preseason. I'll bet there will be more than a couple of lookout blocks when he is in.

LOOKOUT!!


Yeah, it's not like those linemen want to keep their jobs or need their next contract or anything.
 
2018-06-06 03:32:26 PM  

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When are you going to update the Tumblr page with these?
 
2018-06-06 03:32:36 PM  
It is fascinating that the White House's stated position is now that the Eagles were going to potentially embarrass the President by not attending his event and rather than face ridicule Trump didn't just cancel it but rather cancelled it while making materially false allegations (that the team refused to stand during the plege) about the team in order to harm them.

This is the position they believe makes their actions seem understandable and correct.
 
2018-06-06 03:33:58 PM  
Trump called it off when he heard that Foles used to campaign for Crooked Pedro.
 
2018-06-06 03:35:24 PM  
Must have been a white guy.
*clicks link*
Yup.
 
2018-06-06 03:36:28 PM  

rbuzby: The Superbowl MVP isn't exactly chopped liver.

But thankfully, this incident gave us the great video of Trump not being able to sing "God Bless America".  He seems to know most of the chorus, but not the rest of it.

Check out the video and enjoy.


"Ask the postman, ask the mailman,
Ask the milkman, white with foam..."
/version learned from Nick Danger, Third Eye (Firesign Theater)
 
2018-06-06 03:37:03 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: I'll say one thing for the trump white house, they are incredible at making these one day news blip stories last for a week or longer. They focus attention away from all the other actual scandals and shady shiat they're doing.


It's not a genius strategy on their part. He's just that much of an asshole. They'd be doing the other shiat anyway. They don't think there's anything wrong with it. They're not hiding it, they're just not publicizing it (as much).
 
2018-06-06 03:37:10 PM  

Pincy: Epic Fap Session: I think the Eagles should have a BBQ at the Obama's place in DC.

Philadelphia Eagles Accept Mueller's Offer to Celebrate With Him


It fascinates me how Borowitz manages to be perpetually so unfunny. Compare that to the Onion's latest Mueller article:

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2018-06-06 03:41:00 PM  
The solution here is easy. The Iggles should cut Nick Foles and sign Colin Kaepernick.
 
2018-06-06 03:41:18 PM  

EyeballKid: Enjoy having your passes batted down by your own receivers, Nick.


I'm pretty sure the players won't care. God knows the fans won't. Now, if Foles criticizes his teammates for not going then yeah, he can look forward to a lot of sacks next season.

#PhillyPhilly
 
2018-06-06 03:44:56 PM  
A back up QB for a back up back up back up back up white house admin and staff.  Fits right in.
 
2018-06-06 03:48:10 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: Back up QB, sure.  But also the Super Bowl MVP.

That said, fug him. Let's see how hard the OL works for him in the preseason. I'll bet there will be more than a couple of lookout blocks when he is in.

LOOKOUT!!


It's easy to imagine that everyone shares your blazing partisan hatred.
 
2018-06-06 03:52:25 PM  

Epic Fap Session: I think the Eagles should have a BBQ at the Obama's place in DC.


Man, they really should totally do this.

I mean, really send the signal. I bet the Obamas would LOVE to host that party!
 
2018-06-06 03:53:37 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Peter von Nostrand: I'll say one thing for the trump white house, they are incredible at making these one day news blip stories last for a week or longer. They focus attention away from all the other actual scandals and shady shiat they're doing.

It's not a genius strategy on their part. He's just that much of an asshole. They'd be doing the other shiat anyway. They don't think there's anything wrong with it. They're not hiding it, they're just not publicizing it (as much).


I wouldn't say it's a grand genius strategy, either. Luck, happenstance, however you want to phrase it. Either way they lead the press to what they (the press) want to gobble up. Stories that aren't hard, complicated or time consuming to research.
 
2018-06-06 03:56:52 PM  
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2018-06-06 03:57:01 PM  

GoldSpider: Farkin_Crazy: Back up QB, sure.  But also the Super Bowl MVP.

That said, fug him. Let's see how hard the OL works for him in the preseason. I'll bet there will be more than a couple of lookout blocks when he is in.

LOOKOUT!!

It's easy to imagine that everyone shares your blazing partisan hatred.


You'd have to be a real coward to look at what's happening to our government and still be unable to choose a side.
 
2018-06-06 03:57:13 PM  

fragMasterFlash: The solution here is easy. The Iggles should cut Nick Foles and sign Colin Kaepernick.


What if they want to win another super bowl?
 
2018-06-06 03:57:17 PM  

rebelyell2006: impaler: [img.fark.net image 700x982]

When are you going to update the Tumblr page with these?


I should probably do that now.
 
2018-06-06 03:58:53 PM  

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2018-06-06 04:02:09 PM  

tpmchris: Farkin_Crazy: Back up QB, sure.  But also the Super Bowl MVP.

That said, fug him. Let's see how hard the OL works for him in the preseason. I'll bet there will be more than a couple of lookout blocks when he is in.

LOOKOUT!!

Yeah, it's not like those linemen want to keep their jobs or need their next contract or anything.


If they protect Wentz they'll have jobs. Hell, Foles may not even be there come preseason. I know for sure Philly is entertaining trade offers for him.
 
2018-06-06 04:02:25 PM  

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*golf clap

Bravo!
 
2018-06-06 04:04:07 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen, the Philadelphia Eagle.
 
2018-06-06 04:08:37 PM  

Epic Fap Session: I think the Eagles should have a BBQ at the Obama's place in DC.


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2018-06-06 04:24:36 PM  

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Okay, that bastard would sell.
 
2018-06-06 04:25:31 PM  

impaler: That would require me to get off my ass and do it.


SNEKS NO HAZ BUTTCHEKS!!
 
2018-06-06 04:35:26 PM  

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count me in for a future sale!!
 
2018-06-06 04:36:25 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: impaler: [img.fark.net image 700x982]

You could do an entire coffee table book full of these. I'd buy it.


It's the "Get Your War On" of this administration
 
2018-06-06 04:38:11 PM  

cgraves67: The back-up quarterback who won the super bowl?


So much winning.
 
2018-06-06 04:44:43 PM  
Hittin's not really my thing, Coach.
 
2018-06-06 04:58:55 PM  

rbuzby: The Superbowl MVP isn't exactly chopped liver.

But thankfully, this incident gave us the great video of Trump not being able to sing "God Bless America".  He seems to know most of the chorus, but not the rest of it.

Check out the video and enjoy.


Considering how complicated the chorus is, I'm shocked.  He's still mastering the chorus from Van Halen's "Panama."
 
2018-06-06 05:06:49 PM  

foo monkey: rbuzby: The Superbowl MVP isn't exactly chopped liver.

But thankfully, this incident gave us the great video of Trump not being able to sing "God Bless America".  He seems to know most of the chorus, but not the rest of it.

Check out the video and enjoy.

Considering how complicated the chorus is, I'm shocked.  He's still mastering the chorus from Van Halen's "Panama."


"A lot of people don't realize,  don't know there is a country called Panama.  It's not just a canal."

Said Trump, after being informed there is a country called Panama.
 
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