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(Slate)   The White House is in the early stages of planning for Trump's first annual performance review   (slate.com) divider line
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2018-06-02 6:32:15 PM  
DO NOT CONGRATULATE
 
2018-06-02 6:38:49 PM  
Nice. I LOL'd subby. +1
 
2018-06-02 6:41:24 PM  
It would be hilarious if Trump was indicted the morning the summit begins.
 
2018-06-02 6:49:39 PM  
No letter?
 
2018-06-02 7:11:03 PM  
This time?  3 prostitutes pissing on the bed!
 
2018-06-02 7:16:14 PM  
All advices result nothing.
 
2018-06-02 7:35:15 PM  

markie_farkie: It would be hilarious if Trump was indicted the morning the summit begins.


It'd be more hilarious if Trump, Pence, and Paul Ryan were all indicted with charges including RICO violations the night before the summit, and Acting President Hatch told Putin, "Don't bother, we have a copy of the Pee Tape, and we're doubling down on sanctions."
 
2018-06-02 7:45:21 PM  
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2018-06-02 7:45:28 PM  

null: markie_farkie: It would be hilarious if Trump was indicted the morning the summit begins.

It'd be more hilarious if Trump, Pence, and Paul Ryan were all indicted with charges including RICO violations the night before the summit, and Acting President Hatch told Putin, "Don't bother, we have a copy of the Pee Tape, and we're doubling down on sanctions."


We would have towelsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
 
2018-06-02 7:55:39 PM  

iron de havilland: null: markie_farkie: It would be hilarious if Trump was indicted the morning the summit begins.

It'd be more hilarious if Trump, Pence, and Paul Ryan were all indicted with charges including RICO violations the night before the summit, and Acting President Hatch told Putin, "Don't bother, we have a copy of the Pee Tape, and we're doubling down on sanctions."

We would have towelsign the likes of which even God has never seen.


We would blast past towels and Winston Wolf to the full-on d*ck-sucking.

Maybe that's why Mueller hasn't sprung anything yet.  He's waiting for Pride Month to get into full swing and then he'll spring the indictments upon us which will trigger mass d*ck-sucking that will turn everyone gay... OMG I FIGURED OUT THE SECRET LIB PLAN!
 
2018-06-02 8:35:19 PM  
Urinate, you're an eight. Same thing!
 
2018-06-02 8:36:04 PM  
What an actual Trump performance review might look like:
Trump Invites His Employees To Praise Him During Cabinet Meeting
Youtube YLZNj_9sPgI
 
2018-06-02 8:36:22 PM  
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2018-06-02 8:40:58 PM  

Emposter: What an actual Trump performance review might look like:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/YLZNj_9s​PgI]


Based on the headline, I assumed something like this was in the works, but more formal and made for prime time. Like a State of the Union, but more of a "Let's take a break from our regularly scheduled program to marvel at the accomplishments of our Dear Leader."
 
2018-06-02 8:45:57 PM  
And here it is. Trump's performance review.

By Donald Trump
And taped over pee-tapes by Donnie Trumpster.
As Written by Donald J. Trump.

Trump's performance review brought to you by Trump Industries.

Leaked by Donald John Trump, Esquire.

And here he is, the little yellow guy that everybody loves to hate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTxUK​R​kOoHM

THIS IS NOT A RICK-ROLL.

I promise.
 
2018-06-02 8:46:38 PM  
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2018-06-02 8:50:14 PM  

Boondock3806: Emposter: What an actual Trump performance review might look like:
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/YLZNj_9s​PgI]

Based on the headline, I assumed something like this was in the works, but more formal and made for prime time. Like a State of the Union, but more of a "Let's take a break from our regularly scheduled program to marvel at the accomplishments of our Dear Leader."


Ummm...as I recall, that pretty much WAS Trump's State of the Union.  He even spent the entire time applauding himself.  Literally.
 
2018-06-02 8:52:26 PM  
I wonder if the Russians will get the U.S. to pay for their delegation's hotel rooms just like North Korea.
 
2018-06-02 8:55:16 PM  

basicstock: I wonder if the Russians will get the U.S. to pay for their delegation's hotel rooms just like North Korea.


No, that's too Third World. They'll just comp it and take it out of their growing steel and alumnium exports.
 
2018-06-02 9:04:32 PM  
So we're going to have them both in one room and then...a trap door opens and they slide down into a pool of sharks?
 
2018-06-02 9:06:34 PM  
"Our president is a criminal" was a tough pill to swallow in 1971, 1972, 1973, 1984, 1987, 1989, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2007, 2017, etc.  I hope I get over it.  Or, more correctly, I hope the GOP gets over it.
 
2018-06-02 9:06:47 PM  
The photo with the article shows Putin giving this look to Trump as if he's reminding him that he knows something interesting.
 
2018-06-02 9:08:10 PM  

basicstock: The photo with the article shows Putin giving this look to Trump as if he's reminding him that he knows something interesting.


Putin seems to give that look to a lot of people. I imagine he knows MANY interesting things...
 
2018-06-02 9:10:22 PM  

Aquapope: "Our president is a criminal" was a tough pill to swallow in 1971, 1972, 1973, 1984, 1987, 1989, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2007, 2017, etc.  I hope I get over it.  Or, more correctly, I hope the GOP gets over it.


Woops, I made a mistake.  I didn't mean 2007, I meant 2018.  What are you going to do, impeach me for the mistake?  We all know nobody gets impeached for mistakes.
 
2018-06-02 9:12:09 PM  
So we have moved from collusion to win an election to collusion to fix Russia's economy all because Lord Trump cannot be seen as the moron he is.

EVERYONE is saying this is a terrible idea. EVERYONE is saying that it makes the Russia probe hold that much more weight.

That is why Donald will do it. He would walk through fire(well make eric lay on the fire so he could walk over) to get to a spotlight. He simply cannot avoid the exposure.
 
2018-06-02 9:12:57 PM  

markie_farkie: It would be hilarious if Trump was indicted the morning the summit begins.


Hold it here and then arrest Putin once he arrives.
 
2018-06-02 9:19:01 PM  

Emposter: What an actual Trump performance review might look like:
[YouTube video: Trump Invites His Employees To Praise Him During Cabinet Meeting]


I made it to 00:54, a personal best.
 
2018-06-02 9:19:52 PM  

thiefofdreams: So we have moved from collusion to win an election to collusion to fix Russia's economy all because Lord Trump cannot be seen as the moron he is.

EVERYONE is saying this is a terrible idea. EVERYONE is saying that it makes the Russia probe hold that much more weight.

That is why Donald will do it. He would walk through fire(well make eric lay on the fire so he could walk over) to get to a spotlight. He simply cannot avoid the exposure.


I wonder if he's torn between the attention he gets for his criminal activity, speaking about his criminal activity, reaping the benefits of his criminal activity, and talking about his future criminal activity.  That sounds so busy, which he doesn't seem.
 
2018-06-02 9:21:59 PM  

Aquapope: thiefofdreams: So we have moved from collusion to win an election to collusion to fix Russia's economy all because Lord Trump cannot be seen as the moron he is.

EVERYONE is saying this is a terrible idea. EVERYONE is saying that it makes the Russia probe hold that much more weight.

That is why Donald will do it. He would walk through fire(well make eric lay on the fire so he could walk over) to get to a spotlight. He simply cannot avoid the exposure.

I wonder if he's torn between the attention he gets for his criminal activity, speaking about his criminal activity, reaping the benefits of his criminal activity, and talking about his future criminal activity.  That sounds so busy, which he doesn't seem.


He reminds me of that dumb blonde youtube kid that filmed the guy hanging himself.

He knew it was wrong. He knew it would get him in trouble.

But he knew it would get him MASSIVE CLICKS.

I feel like our president runs his life like an instawhore or youtube personality and that scares the crap outta me.

It is like live clickbait. You won't believe what the dotard did next, click her to see the ruin your country is left in.
 
2018-06-02 9:23:07 PM  
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2018-06-02 9:27:22 PM  

markie_farkie: It would be hilarious if Trump was indicted the morning the summit begins.


And if they nabbed Putin at the same time because he has been under sealed indictment.
 
2018-06-02 9:37:30 PM  
Before I clicked the link, I was thinking that an annual review six months late was progress for this administration....
 
2018-06-02 9:43:03 PM  
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2018-06-02 9:44:20 PM  
Do they know we can see them?
 
2018-06-02 9:47:29 PM  
+1 for the headline, Subby. Made me click.
 
2018-06-02 9:49:04 PM  
It will be interesting to see who is attending the World Cup in Russia this summer. There might be some familiar faces.
 
2018-06-02 9:59:20 PM  

thiefofdreams: Aquapope: thiefofdreams: So we have moved from collusion to win an election to collusion to fix Russia's economy all because Lord Trump cannot be seen as the moron he is.

EVERYONE is saying this is a terrible idea. EVERYONE is saying that it makes the Russia probe hold that much more weight.

That is why Donald will do it. He would walk through fire(well make eric lay on the fire so he could walk over) to get to a spotlight. He simply cannot avoid the exposure.

I wonder if he's torn between the attention he gets for his criminal activity, speaking about his criminal activity, reaping the benefits of his criminal activity, and talking about his future criminal activity.  That sounds so busy, which he doesn't seem.

He reminds me of that dumb blonde youtube kid that filmed the guy hanging himself.

He knew it was wrong. He knew it would get him in trouble.

But he knew it would get him MASSIVE CLICKS.

I feel like our president runs his life like an instawhore or youtube personality and that scares the crap outta me.

It is like live clickbait. You won't believe what the dotard did next, click her to see the ruin your country is left in.


Our president runs the country like he thinks a stupid private company is run -  he says he wants something done and somebody has to figure out how to do it.  He doesn't come up with any ideas, he just has wishes, and those get filled or people get fired.  He doesn't make deals based on numbers, he shakes hands and has good relationships - it's up to the people with yarmulkes (not black people) to keep him solvent.  "I have a great relationship with" he might say, which means nothing.  It's all smoke, with no mirrors.
 
2018-06-02 10:03:00 PM  

Aquapope:  He doesn't make deals based on numbers,


He does, the numbers just happen to be ratings.
 
2018-06-02 10:04:22 PM  

thiefofdreams: Aquapope:  He doesn't make deals based on numbers,

He does, the numbers just happen to be ratings.


But he gets those ratings from shiatty sources...
 
2018-06-02 10:07:40 PM  

thiefofdreams: Aquapope:  He doesn't make deals based on numbers,

He does, the numbers just happen to be ratings.


And he doesn't even use ratings or opinions or anything sometimes... except maybe Vlad's wishes.
 
2018-06-02 10:12:12 PM  

Aquapope: thiefofdreams: Aquapope:  He doesn't make deals based on numbers,

He does, the numbers just happen to be ratings.

But he gets those ratings from shiatty sources...


He doesn't care where the praise comes from, just that it comes. Go back and read about how they had to include good news stories just to keep his attention on briefings.

It is all placation of a spoiled little rich boy that got everything he wanted. I think you are right, he says something and it happens or heads roll, but if he is doing vlad's bidding it is because he would lose face if he turns against vlad.

Trump has been flogging his "image" since the 80s on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. He has said that he is worth what his image is. So image = everything to the man. Notice how he keeps harping on his big hands? I get he is working with Russia but that is just to save his image.

It is all Ego, nothing more, and ratings are numbers that pump his ego.
 
2018-06-02 10:15:02 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: markie_farkie: It would be hilarious if Trump was indicted the morning the summit begins.

Hold it here and then arrest Putin once he arrives.


Dictatorial_Flair: markie_farkie: It would be hilarious if Trump was indicted the morning the summit begins.

And if they nabbed Putin at the same time because he has been under sealed indictment.


Yeah, because the United States government kidnapping the president of Russia totally wouldn't start a world war...
 
2018-06-02 10:22:34 PM  

thiefofdreams: Aquapope: thiefofdreams: Aquapope:  He doesn't make deals based on numbers,

He does, the numbers just happen to be ratings.

But he gets those ratings from shiatty sources...

He doesn't care where the praise comes from, just that it comes. Go back and read about how they had to include good news stories just to keep his attention on briefings.

It is all placation of a spoiled little rich boy that got everything he wanted. I think you are right, he says something and it happens or heads roll, but if he is doing vlad's bidding it is because he would lose face if he turns against vlad.

Trump has been flogging his "image" since the 80s on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. He has said that he is worth what his image is. So image = everything to the man. Notice how he keeps harping on his big hands? I get he is working with Russia but that is just to save his image.

It is all Ego, nothing more, and ratings are numbers that pump his ego.


It's all Ego.  Notice when he talks about somebody he says "they like him over there".  It's important to him that the important people he talks to are popular, or that that he and they become more popular.  His "peace talks" with NK or Russia or whoever are all about popularity.  He hasn't been stupid enough to say Kim Jong Un is popular... or has he said something this stupid.
 
2018-06-02 10:27:10 PM  

Aquapope: He hasn't been stupid enough to say Kim Jong Un is popular... or has he said something this stupid.


I have a hard time believing Donald Trump has said something stupid.
 
2018-06-02 10:31:40 PM  

Weatherkiss: Aquapope: He hasn't been stupid enough to say Kim Jong Un is popular... or has he said something this stupid.

I have a hard time believing Donald Trump has said something stupid.


Well, yeah, your on the fence of being stupid yourself.  SPOILER: You are.
 
2018-06-02 10:31:55 PM  

Weatherkiss: Aquapope: He hasn't been stupid enough to say Kim Jong Un is popular... or has he said something this stupid.

I have a hard time believing Donald Trump has said something stupid.


That fence must be impacted to your brain.  :P
 
2018-06-02 10:33:52 PM  

Aquapope: Weatherkiss: Aquapope: He hasn't been stupid enough to say Kim Jong Un is popular... or has he said something this stupid.

I have a hard time believing Donald Trump has said something stupid.

Well, yeah, your on the fence of being stupid yourself.  SPOILER: You are.


Ow, those were my feelings.
 
2018-06-02 10:37:27 PM  

Weatherkiss: Aquapope: Weatherkiss: Aquapope: He hasn't been stupid enough to say Kim Jong Un is popular... or has he said something this stupid.

I have a hard time believing Donald Trump has said something stupid.

Well, yeah, your on the fence of being stupid yourself.  SPOILER: You are.

Ow, those were my feelings.


Are your feeling on the fence?  Do you have any sensibilities or opinions of your own?  Get off that goddamn fence and speak like an adult.  Or you could be a child like you have been for over 3 years.  It's up to you and your own self respect.
 
2018-06-02 10:40:07 PM  

Aquapope: Weatherkiss: Aquapope: Weatherkiss: Aquapope: He hasn't been stupid enough to say Kim Jong Un is popular... or has he said something this stupid.

I have a hard time believing Donald Trump has said something stupid.

Well, yeah, your on the fence of being stupid yourself.  SPOILER: You are.

Ow, those were my feelings.

Are your feeling on the fence?  Do you have any sensibilities or opinions of your own?  Get off that goddamn fence and speak like an adult.  Or you could be a child like you have been for over 3 years.  It's up to you and your own self respect.


I'll get back to you on that.
 
2018-06-02 10:41:30 PM  

Weatherkiss: Aquapope: Weatherkiss: Aquapope: Weatherkiss: Aquapope: He hasn't been stupid enough to say Kim Jong Un is popular... or has he said something this stupid.

I have a hard time believing Donald Trump has said something stupid.

Well, yeah, your on the fence of being stupid yourself.  SPOILER: You are.

Ow, those were my feelings.

Are your feeling on the fence?  Do you have any sensibilities or opinions of your own?  Get off that goddamn fence and speak like an adult.  Or you could be a child like you have been for over 3 years.  It's up to you and your own self respect.

I'll get back to you on that.


There are no trolls on Fark.  I forgot.  There goes another 5 bucks.  Assholes
 
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