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(ABC7 Los Angeles)   Police shoot woman accused of stabbing therapist in Fullerton. For those of you who are not anatomy students, the Fullerton is just below the Brea   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Police, therapist, Woman, Orange County, California, Dagger, Fullerton police, Constable, Leo White  
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2018-06-01 11:39:41 AM  
5 votes:
is the brea the thing that holds the titons ?
2018-06-01 10:26:56 AM  
5 votes:
And to the left of the Placentia.
2018-06-01 12:13:33 PM  
2 votes:
Old Carnac the Magnificient bit:

McMAHON:  Welcome once again, O Great Sage... I hold in my hand these envelopes. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a #2 mayonnaise jar since noon today on Funk and Wagnell's porch. No one knows the contents of these envelopes, but you, in your divine and mystical way, will ascertain the answers to these questions having never seen them before.

(CARNAC genuflects and produces the first envelope.  CARNAC holds the envelope to his temple.)

CARNAC:  I must have absolute silence...


CARNAC:  Oxnard

McMAHON:  Hmm.  Oxnard huh?

CARNAC:  Oxnard.  Yes, Oxnard.

(CARNAC rips off the short end of the envelope and blows into it, removes the answer and reads it.)

CARNAC:  What is the most disgusting part of an ox?

//lived in oxnard at the time
2018-06-01 11:47:41 AM  
2 votes:
Well if she shot the rapist he probably des.... oooooh!
2018-06-01 11:44:34 AM  
2 votes:

steklo: I guess we'll never know what the argument was about. You know, patient/doctor privacy laws and all. The suspect is dead and I'll bet the therapist isn't going to be talking all about this any time soon. You know, it's bad for business.

then a second 911 call was made by the therapist, who said she had been stabbed by her patient.

it seems the doctor already broke the doctor/patient privilege.
2018-06-01 11:39:06 AM  
2 votes:
If this had happened in Philadelphia, he could have been shot in the Frankford section.
2018-06-02 4:51:52 PM  
1 vote:

FlyingJ: MOPAR BLUE: +1 on the submission, although -1 on the facts.

Much thanx on the TotalFark, was thinking of another FARK Fullerton Story yesterday when I drove by 2 of the bars Andrew Gallo drank @ b4 killing rookie Angels pitcher Nick Adenhart the night of his no-hitter (yah, he watched the game)​19078/50157568#c50157568

Your welcome. I am an Angels fan and that was a truly sad experience for myself and everyone else I presume. My boss is Bill Stoneman's younger brother.
2018-06-01 12:35:52 PM  
1 vote:
Not to be confused with La Brea, which is Spanish for THE Brea.
And that's a whole sticky wicket, there.
2018-06-01 12:06:52 PM  
1 vote:

MOPAR BLUE: My hangover made me stupid this morning.

common affliction round here. Technically yer handle oughtta be "Petty Blue" tho

Previous Worst Fullerton Crime was theft(still missing, & unsolved, btw) of Gwen Stefani's "Tragic Kingdom" dress​s​tefanis-tragic-kingdom-dress-jacked-fr​om-oc-museum/
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