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(Vice)   We asked people to describe the drunkest they've ever been in just 6 words. Surprisingly, the word Farker never appears   ( divider line
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2018-06-01 9:14:08 AM  
I don't remember, the police do.
2018-06-01 9:15:23 AM  
Why am I wearing pink undies?
2018-06-01 9:16:57 AM  
Multiple substances involved, does that count?
2018-06-01 9:20:07 AM  
I felt a buzz one time.
2018-06-01 9:20:55 AM  
Awaken hugging a rest stop toilet?
2018-06-01 9:23:30 AM  
Afraid of falling off the ground.
2018-06-01 9:24:01 AM  
Where am I, who are you?
2018-06-01 9:28:49 AM  
Putting out cigarettes on my palm.
2018-06-01 9:31:32 AM  
I laughed at a Mike_LowELL joke
2018-06-01 9:34:42 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I laughed at a Mike_LowELL joke

Smug smiley is feeling quite wily. :^)
2018-06-01 9:37:53 AM  
My face rests upon cold porcelain.
2018-06-01 9:44:44 AM  
Scotch. Empty stomach. Cigars. Puke fest.
2018-06-01 9:46:29 AM  
Tequila shots with a football player
2018-06-01 9:52:41 AM  
My 'party bro' phase was long long ago. Getting pant-sh*ttingly drunk is a thing of my ancient past.
I get mildly 'tipsy-giggles' now as a man of my age should.
2018-06-01 9:55:15 AM  
Vomiting on bank of the river.
2018-06-01 10:09:17 AM  
Not nearly enough. Not even close.
2018-06-01 10:23:46 AM  
I could not walk by myself.
2018-06-01 10:24:29 AM  
Nineteen seventy seven to twenty seventeen.
2018-06-01 10:25:54 AM  
Went blind, don't care had sex
2018-06-01 10:25:55 AM  
Blew nose in friend's hair.


Fought table and lost.
2018-06-01 10:26:15 AM  
For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn.
2018-06-01 10:27:17 AM  
Pissed self, "napped" in 7/11's bushes.
2018-06-01 10:29:13 AM  
The toilet bowl is my friend
2018-06-01 10:31:34 AM  
seizures are not your friend, kids.
2018-06-01 10:31:54 AM  
Went out Friday, woke up Sunday.
2018-06-01 10:35:55 AM  
Five dollars?!? Get out of here....
2018-06-01 10:37:57 AM  
I came out of a blackout once, and it was about 10 am, and I was walking down the street in my home town, mostly intact, but missing my purse. I was really thirsty. I don't remember a thing from about 3 pm the previous day.
Beat that.

/you don't want to
2018-06-01 10:41:24 AM  
the slam of the jail door
2018-06-01 10:42:32 AM  
I don't need six words.
2018-06-01 10:43:33 AM  
On waking, the animal prints were moving.
2018-06-01 10:44:31 AM  
Head on hotel parking block puking
2018-06-01 10:45:40 AM  
Why do I have a candle there?
2018-06-01 10:48:14 AM  

RJReves: Why do I have a candle there?

It's for Lemmiwinks
2018-06-01 10:50:50 AM  
House across street. Can't get there.
2018-06-01 10:55:40 AM  
Best eleventh birthday ever.
2018-06-01 11:00:09 AM  
Alcohol Poisoning. this is just filler
2018-06-01 11:00:33 AM  
Join or die.
2018-06-01 11:03:10 AM  
Does passing out and waking up in another country rate mentioning? Because that's happened to me on a few occasions
2018-06-01 11:05:03 AM  
No, I wet your bed.
2018-06-01 11:10:33 AM  
Technicolor yawn in gas station bathroom.
2018-06-01 11:10:56 AM  
Drink gin. Pass out. Butthole hurts?
2018-06-01 11:11:27 AM  
Wow that very is strong sarsaparilla
2018-06-01 11:11:35 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: I don't remember, the police do.

This...except the police part....
2018-06-01 11:12:15 AM  

Mike_LowELL: I felt a buzz one time.

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2018-06-01 11:12:48 AM  
Fell asleep in shower flooded apartment.
Kicked that shiatty coffee table's ass.
7AM liquor run, store isn't open.
Why am I covered in bruises?
You fell down the hill moron.
puked at mothers day flower sale
2018-06-01 11:14:56 AM  

Snapper Carr: Does passing out and waking up in another country rate mentioning? Because that's happened to me on a few occasions

It only counts if you weren't on a plane when you started. or in Mexico or Canada. Try harder.
2018-06-01 11:16:48 AM  
Pants off but boots still on
2018-06-01 11:17:40 AM  
Russians,  drink Korean "vodak", Stokes litter
2018-06-01 11:18:31 AM  
Three day hangover, wife was pissed.
2018-06-01 11:19:27 AM  
They said I was "chameleon eyed."
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