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(BBC)   This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Adam, Marriage, Raquel, 2016, Leap year starting on Friday, Raquel Gonzales, hospital Raquel, 2015  
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2018-06-01 12:09:34 PM  
29 votes:
I tried this once with my wife.

She told me to cut the shiat, stop joking with her and get my ass off to my job.

Amnesia only works on soap operas she told me...
2018-06-01 12:13:51 PM  
22 votes:
In 2001, at the age of 35, Adam had been a branch manager for telecoms giant AT&T and a devoted church leader in Lubbock, Texas.

Lucky bastard. I wish I could forget my time in Lubbock, Texas.
2018-06-01 1:03:10 PM  
19 votes:
On the upside, he's getting some strange.
2018-06-01 12:29:03 PM  
17 votes:
"I don't even remember what I went to school [university] for," he says. "It's evident that I was there, but how I got there, how I sustained it, was unimaginable."

2018-06-01 12:10:54 PM  
12 votes:
Wait- wasn't Channing Tatum in that one?

I gotta say if I woke up and Channing Tatum was there, telling me he's my husband, it wouldn't really take that much convincing.
2018-06-01 12:30:04 PM  
9 votes:
Well, if cartoons have taught me anything, there's only one cure:

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2018-06-01 12:43:09 PM  
8 votes:
Raquel reassured him that this was their home, she was his wife and they had three children together. Adam started to cry.

If I suddenly woke up, remembering nothing, and some moo cow wattled at me that we were married and she had shait out three brats I'd be crying too.
2018-06-01 12:13:03 PM  
8 votes:
Wakes up and doesn't recognize his wife?  Hmmmm..   Let me know how that works out for you.  Just asking for a friend dear.  No.  You don't know him.

I woke up and didn't recognize my wife or my President.  I believe I'm a retired porn star millionaire with 500 shares of Microsoft that I purchased in 1978.
2018-06-01 11:54:02 AM  
8 votes:
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2018-06-01 1:25:25 PM  
7 votes:
Adam and Raquel Gonzales had been together for five years when he woke up one morning with no idea who she was - he had lost all memory of marrying her. But Raquel was determined to win him over again

And THIS is how you can get blowjobs again after 5 years of relationship.  It's brilliant!
2018-06-01 12:15:34 PM  
5 votes:
Well this could only happen once in a lifetime.

Or... Not.
2018-06-01 12:06:50 PM  
4 votes:
this is not an article about david byrne
2018-06-01 12:16:42 PM  
3 votes:

steklo: I tried this once with my wife.

She told me to cut the shiat, stop joking with her and get my ass off to my job.

Amnesia only works on soap operas she told me...

What about.....  CRIPPLING AMNESIA!!!

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Was my delivery too strong?  My acting coach, Danny Bonaduce, says it's spot on and he coached that Elizabeth from Saved By the Bell.  A household name, she is.
2018-06-01 2:33:19 PM  
2 votes:
This is a sad story, but just think of the overwhelming fear and feelings of rejection when that $2,500 memory foam mattress that you bought gets amnesia. "Whose been sleeping in my bed?"
2018-06-01 2:14:46 PM  
2 votes:

Alcaste: Raquel was being gentle with Adam - she knew that his memory had failed once before, after a woman tried to kill him.

Why does that sentence sound like it came out of a Harlequin Romance Novel?
2018-06-01 2:01:58 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe it's caused by the water flowing underground.
2018-06-01 12:57:02 PM  
2 votes:
Well, this ain't no party.
2018-06-01 1:28:57 PM  
1 vote:

Marcus Aurelius: And THIS is how you can get blowjobs again after 5 years of relationship. It's brilliant!


They are still married. Married women do not give out BJ's after the ring goes on.

He'll be lucky enough if she's the one that gets on top. But that's about it.
2018-06-01 1:07:20 PM  
1 vote:
I woke up on my honeymoon and wished I didn't recognise my wife
2018-06-01 1:07:16 PM  
1 vote:

Jingo Ate Your Baby: [ image 750x545]

Yeah, that's the one I referenced.

Of course, if we're starting to get the Twilight Zone bleeding through into what we laughingly call 'reality', I have a little list here...
2018-06-01 12:57:31 PM  
1 vote:
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2018-06-01 12:55:10 PM  
1 vote:
It also does not appear that he lives in a shotgun shack.
2018-06-01 12:48:46 PM  
1 vote:
At least he didn't burn down the house.
2018-06-01 12:32:24 PM  
1 vote:

secondpsych: At least they used bullets this time instead of a six cop beat down.

/see Kelly thomas.

Lol, wrong thread...
2018-06-01 12:27:01 PM  
1 vote:
I'm kinda hoping Oscar Pistorius just read TFA & screamed out loudly "F**K!"
2018-06-01 12:20:11 PM  
1 vote:

Uzzah: My favorite neurological condition: Capgras syndrome -- the belief that people you know have been abducted and replaced with exact duplicates. "You look like my wife, but I know that you're not her."

It is believed to be caused by a miscommunication in the brain between the part of the brain that recognizes people and the part that stores information about how we feel about people. The recognition part gets a hit ("You look like her), but when your brain goes to look up "how do I feel about this person?" it gets no data back. We resolve this distinction by saying "I don't think you're really her."

Then this must be your favorite movie

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2018-06-01 12:17:28 PM  
1 vote:
He doesn't know it but he is living the dream.
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