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(Ultimate Classic Rock)   Nickelback star selling home for $4.88 million and 95 cents   (ultimateclassicrock.com) divider line
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2018-05-31 11:24:37 AM  
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2018-05-31 12:25:27 PM  
I'll never understand why people think they need more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Do rich people poop way more than us poor folk?
 
2018-05-31 12:26:44 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'll never understand why people think they need more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Do rich people poop way more than us poor folk?


They only sleep in one place, but they might have to pee when in any room.
 
2018-05-31 12:46:47 PM  
That lot leaves a lot to be desired. The narrowing of the backyard as it approaches the cliff line sucks.

Who lives next door? That's the house I want.

And only 4 bathrooms! What are we? Peasants?
 
2018-05-31 12:51:24 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'll never understand why people think they need more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Do rich people poop way more than us poor folk?


Half bath is usually downstairs for guests to poo in.
 
2018-05-31 12:55:35 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'll never understand why people think they need more bathrooms than bedrooms.



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2018-05-31 12:57:02 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'll never understand why people think they need more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Do rich people poop way more than us poor folk?


Allow me to paint a portrait for you:

Your home is 5,000 square feet and you have diarrhea...
 
2018-05-31 1:05:42 PM  

AnotherBluesStringer: ecmoRandomNumbers: I'll never understand why people think they need more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Do rich people poop way more than us poor folk?

Allow me to paint a portrait for you:

Your home is 5,000 square feet and you have diarrhea...


You don't have a live-in maid to clean up after such emergencies, peasant?
 
2018-05-31 1:07:49 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'll never understand why people think they need more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Do rich people poop way more than us poor folk?


You never hosted a large party, have you?
 
2018-05-31 1:09:34 PM  
That's fine. I'll look for that $4,880,001.00 I have lying around. At least I'd get change.
 
2018-05-31 1:11:43 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'll never understand why people think they need more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Do rich people poop way more than us poor folk?


I have more bathrooms than bedrooms. One of them is closer to the garage so, I suppose, you don't have to walk through the house to use it when doing yardwork or whatnot.

Aside: Why the heck would ANYone want to live near the edge of a cliff?! I mean, drunkenness and sleepwalking aside, even having a dog would be unsafe for him in a yard like that (I didn't see a fence)!
 
2018-05-31 1:23:41 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: ecmoRandomNumbers: I'll never understand why people think they need more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Do rich people poop way more than us poor folk?

I have more bathrooms than bedrooms. One of them is closer to the garage so, I suppose, you don't have to walk through the house to use it when doing yardwork or whatnot.

Aside: Why the heck would ANYone want to live near the edge of a cliff?! I mean, drunkenness and sleepwalking aside, even having a dog would be unsafe for him in a yard like that (I didn't see a fence)!


So you can take a Picture
 
2018-05-31 1:29:36 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'll never understand why people think they need more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Do rich people poop way more than us poor folk?


When you are a rich cash chucker with a mansion you often have ensuite bathrooms for all your bedrooms. Those basically don't count for the rest of the people at your house because lots of wealthy connected folk would not want someone coming in their private bathroom. So you have to add some extra bathrooms near common areas.
 
2018-05-31 1:37:26 PM  
Oh, it's in Hawaii. I was gonna say, that much money would buy the entire town of Hanna, Alberta.
 
2018-05-31 3:17:03 PM  
Neighbors are too close. If I'm paying $5 million for a house, I don't want to have to hear other people mowing their lawns at 8AM on a Saturday.
 
2018-05-31 4:18:26 PM  
Article failed by using "You can check out pictures of the property below," when it should have just said, "Look at these photographs."
 
2018-05-31 5:44:38 PM  
Nazis
 
2018-05-31 7:36:02 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: ecmoRandomNumbers: I'll never understand why people think they need more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Do rich people poop way more than us poor folk?

I have more bathrooms than bedrooms. One of them is closer to the garage so, I suppose, you don't have to walk through the house to use it when doing yardwork or whatnot.

Aside: Why the heck would ANYone want to live near the edge of a cliff?! I mean, drunkenness and sleepwalking aside, even having a dog would be unsafe for him in a yard like that (I didn't see a fence)!


I don't have a dog or any kids. That is a REALLY nice house. Someone has very decent taste.
 
2018-05-31 8:07:02 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'll never understand why people think they need more bathrooms than bedrooms.

Do rich people poop way more than us poor folk?


You've never heard Nickleback, have you?  If you had, you'd know that they can create an unimaginable amount of shiat.
 
2018-06-01 9:41:36 AM  
It's actually a $7 million home, but the neighbors took up a collection to get the price down.
 
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