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2018-05-30 12:51:57 PM  
311 votes:

Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]


Is that a fan club for the Michael Avenatti Fan Club?  They're big fans of fans of Michael Avenatti?
 
2018-05-30 1:06:02 PM  
190 votes:
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2018-05-30 12:56:24 PM  
185 votes:

abhorrent1: I just peed.

/in my mouth a little


Found Trump's username
 
2018-05-30 1:05:34 PM  
132 votes:

hobnail: Hey guys, has anyone explained that basta means enough or stop in Italian and that it has a similar meaning in Spanish?


It's copybasta.
 
2018-05-30 1:02:32 PM  
129 votes:

NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?


It means "let's fill up another thread with people asking and answering what 'basta' means" in Italian.
 
2018-05-30 1:00:50 PM  
128 votes:
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Perfectly fitting that the lawyer for the farking porn star is the protagonist we deserve in this reality.
 
2018-05-30 12:53:22 PM  
93 votes:
I just peed.

/in my mouth a little
 
2018-05-30 12:44:29 PM  
87 votes:
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2018-05-30 1:05:03 PM  
77 votes:

NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?


Could someone take a shot at answering this for this guy?
 
2018-05-30 1:13:23 PM  
62 votes:

Mr Tarantula: Release the tapes towels.


Speaking of towels.....

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2018-05-30 1:23:39 PM  
61 votes:

kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?

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The tapes with the power.
 
2018-05-30 1:04:54 PM  
61 votes:
Hey guys, has anyone explained that basta means enough or stop in Italian and that it has a similar meaning in Spanish?
 
2018-05-30 1:01:41 PM  
58 votes:

NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?


"Enough". I guess it's something that Italians say before they completely ruin someone's shiat.
 
2018-05-30 1:05:44 PM  
56 votes:

NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?


It means "Fetch"
 
2018-05-30 1:05:01 PM  
51 votes:
My girlfriend thinks that Michael Avenatti is sexy, therefore I am now a Trump supporter.

Suck it and record it on tape, Libs.
 
2018-05-30 1:03:03 PM  
47 votes:

AdmirableSnackbar: Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]

Is that a fan club for the Michael Avenatti Fan Club?  They're big fans of fans of Michael Avenatti?


I like the cut of their jib. Sign me up for the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club.
 
2018-05-30 1:02:03 PM  
46 votes:
*fingers crossed*

I hope it's the 1996 summer music remix rape!!!

*fingers crossed*
 
2018-05-30 1:02:02 PM  
44 votes:
Release the tapes towels.
 
2018-05-30 1:22:10 PM  
41 votes:
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2018-05-30 1:04:22 PM  
40 votes:

EmptyCup: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone Everyone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

Enough.


FTFY
 
2018-05-30 1:21:11 PM  
39 votes:

Miss5280: Avenatti's on MSNBC right now.  Donalds voice is on the tapes!


False! That is David Dennison's voice.
 
2018-05-30 1:16:43 PM  
39 votes:

MLWS: the_innkeeper: Mueller is working.
SDNY is working.
EDVA is working.

I just wish they would work faster...

The way I see it this just indicates the scope, breadth and depth of Trumps corruption and incompetence that it is taking this long to compile everything.

Also, if you take a shot at the Devil you better not miss. Mueller is making sure he's got every I dotted and T crossed.

I expect when he's ready he will unveil something  diametrically opposite to what this Administration has been. A cogent cohesive organized investigation so airtight it's downright anoxic.


I used to think this. A billionaire president would be defended by the finest legal minds in private practice. But after seeing the Dream Team in action, I think Mueller could have phoned it in and gone to Disney world months ago.
 
2018-05-30 1:14:56 PM  
38 votes:
MY BODY IS READY; RELEASE THE TAPES NOW
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2018-05-30 1:12:29 PM  
38 votes:

Sin'sHero: WayneKerr: My girlfriend thinks that Michael Avenatti is sexy, therefore I am now a Trump supporter.

Suck it and record it on tape, Libs.

Supporter? So, you are cupping his balls with small hands? User name checks out.


No, I painted little faces on Trump's balls, and at night, before Ivanka comes in to sing her daddy lullabies composed by Ted Nugent, I perform a little play with Trump nuts. If I do a good job, the turtle pokes his little head out to say "hi". We then discuss foreign policy, which mostly includes the First Lady and Putin in the threesome with Richard Simmons for some reason.
 
2018-05-30 1:37:29 PM  
36 votes:
For those asking, 'basta' is an olde-Swedish word that denotes a certain process for pickling fish while they are actively being digested inside an Ambien walrus.
 
2018-05-30 1:04:36 PM  
34 votes:

ValisIV: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

It means "let's fill up another thread with people asking and answering what 'basta' means" in Italian.


I'm leaning towards "what else is Italian?"

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2018-05-30 1:19:05 PM  
33 votes:
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2018-05-30 1:05:34 PM  
32 votes:
Here we go, babes! Keep hands and ladyboners inside the treason ride at all times.
 
2018-05-30 1:58:15 PM  
31 votes:

sirrerun: nmrsnr: I feel like Michael Avenatti is The Wolf from Pulp Fiction. He's not a good person, you wouldn't want to be his friend, but in the right situation, he's exactly who you want.

Raerae might disagree.


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2018-05-30 1:11:19 PM  
31 votes:
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2018-05-30 1:09:26 PM  
31 votes:

The Loaf: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

It means "Fetch"


Stop trying to make 'fetch' happen, Gretchen!
 
2018-05-30 1:19:06 PM  
30 votes:
What are on these tapes? What does this mean?

/On mobile at work
//Can't go back in to the office with this erection
 
2018-05-30 1:36:25 PM  
28 votes:

Moroning: WayneKerr: My girlfriend thinks that Michael Avenatti is sexy, therefore I am now a Trump supporter.

Suck it and record it on tape, Libs.

Where's that stupid button Drew?


The very top right corner of the browser window. If you're on Windows it should have a little "x".
 
2018-05-30 1:08:26 PM  
28 votes:
"Better" + "Pasta" = Basta
It's really good pasta.
 
2018-05-30 1:16:18 PM  
25 votes:

Karac: What's supposed to be on these tapes?


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2018-05-30 1:01:04 PM  
24 votes:

AdmirableSnackbar: Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]

Is that a fan club for the Michael Avenatti Fan Club?  They're big fans of fans of Michael Avenatti?


Department of Redundancy Department
 
2018-05-30 1:09:41 PM  
23 votes:

tommyl66: AdmirableSnackbar: Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]

Is that a fan club for the Michael Avenatti Fan Club?  They're big fans of fans of Michael Avenatti?

I like the cut of their jib. Sign me up for the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club.


I was a part of the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club before it was cool.
 
2018-05-30 1:31:27 PM  
21 votes:

kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?


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2018-05-30 1:20:47 PM  
19 votes:

kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?


America's Most Pathetic Pretend-Billionaire Home Videos
 
2018-05-30 1:11:58 PM  
19 votes:
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2018-05-30 1:10:14 PM  
19 votes:
Holy crap!
My tweet is the one at the top of the thread! Every time I comment on Twitter, mine is always at the top of the thread!
How can I only have 60 followers when everything I say goes to the top of the pile?
</s>
 
2018-05-30 1:02:52 PM  
19 votes:

EmptyCup: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

Enough.


Wow! Shakes fists at MANY fellow farkers! #basta - amirite?
 
2018-05-30 2:09:57 PM  
18 votes:

raerae1980: Unikitty: raerae1980: Unikitty: Riothamus: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

"Enough". I guess it's something that Italians say before they completely ruin someone's shiat.

I'm married to an Italian. When he or anyone in his immediate family is over someone's behavior or wishes to end dialogue they calmly and quietly say, "enough". If you continue past this point all hell does break loose and the loud talking turns into actual shouting. I find it to be farking hilarious, but I'm never on the receiving end of "enough".

I've used it and heard it used numerous times, but usually in the context of eating and being full.   Basta = no more "food".

I've heard it used for being full only a couple of times and that was in the older generations.

Side note: I don't know what Avanatti did to be thrown out of his house last Christmas, but I wonder how many time his future ex-wife screamed that word at him while throwing him out on his gorgeous behind.

Well....i think of it this way:  there will always be somebody sick of his shiat.  So......unless he was a real piece of shiat, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.


The rumors I've heard are that he refuses to go down, claims it's "icky".

/I would cite my source but I've been banned for posting pictures of my ass before and I won't do it again
 
2018-05-30 2:30:02 PM  
17 votes:

raerae1980: And you got banned for posting your ass, huh?  LOL.


File size was too big
 
2018-05-30 1:50:22 PM  
17 votes:

WayneKerr: I painted little faces on Trump's balls, and at night, before Ivanka comes in to sing her daddy lullabies composed by Ted Nugent, I perform a little play with Trump nuts. If I do a good job, the turtle pokes his little head out to say "hi". We then discuss foreign policy, which mostly includes the First Lady and Putin in the threesome with Richard Simmons for some reason.


Time to put down the ambien, Wayne.
 
2018-05-30 1:23:32 PM  
17 votes:
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2018-05-30 1:22:40 PM  
17 votes:

NewportBarGuy: *fingers crossed*

I hope it's the 1996 summer music remix rape!!!

*fingers crossed*


Did you win Becky's heart with that one?
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2018-05-30 1:20:10 PM  
17 votes:

kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?


We do not know. Probably something about moving on them like biatches, specific biatches and maybe something about a pool party and a nude Dick Cheney.
 
2018-05-30 1:08:33 PM  
17 votes:
What does Basta mean?
 
2018-05-30 2:36:25 PM  
16 votes:
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2018-05-30 2:01:05 PM  
16 votes:

ValisIV: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

It means "let's fill up another thread with people asking and answering what 'basta' means" in Italian.


In Italian it means "Basta".
 
2018-05-30 1:53:10 PM  
16 votes:

NoahFenze: I just wish I knew what basta meant.

/I bet I'm the first one to say that
//original


Farkers can be really elite assholes sometimes.  They don't like to let people what shiat means and use it as a way exclude people.  I don't even bother asking anymore.
 
2018-05-30 1:15:09 PM  
16 votes:

Miss5280: AdmirableSnackbar: tommyl66: AdmirableSnackbar: Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]

Is that a fan club for the Michael Avenatti Fan Club?  They're big fans of fans of Michael Avenatti?

I like the cut of their jib. Sign me up for the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club.

I was a part of the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club before it was cool.

Ok. Ugh. Sigh. Fair enough. That's what I get for grabbing a picture off of Twitter without studying it more.


Not a fan of the Fan Club Fan Club Fan Club Fa....

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2018-05-30 3:40:00 PM  
15 votes:
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PASTA!

 
2018-05-30 1:45:21 PM  
15 votes:

WayneKerr: kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?

We do not know. Probably something about moving on them like biatches, specific biatches and maybe something about a pool party and a nude Dick Cheney.


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Aye caramba!
 
2018-05-30 1:34:31 PM  
15 votes:

Riothamus: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

"Enough". I guess it's something that Italians say before they completely ruin someone's shiat.


I'm married to an Italian. When he or anyone in his immediate family is over someone's behavior or wishes to end dialogue they calmly and quietly say, "enough". If you continue past this point all hell does break loose and the loud talking turns into actual shouting. I find it to be farking hilarious, but I'm never on the receiving end of "enough".
 
2018-05-30 1:10:08 PM  
15 votes:
Can anyone tell me what it means when he hashtags #Basta after every tweet?
Thanks in advance.

Bye!
 
2018-05-30 3:09:55 PM  
14 votes:
ITT

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2018-05-30 1:24:07 PM  
14 votes:

Spectrum: The other encouraging news from the court this morning is that the FBI is busy piecing together shredded documents seized from Cohen's office and will be submitting them to the court in the next few weeks.


The Nine-Nine is on it!

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2018-05-30 1:21:02 PM  
14 votes:
There's the literal meaning of "basta," which is "enough!" or "stop it!" but Michael Avenatti uses it more like "he's over" or "he's done for" with a bit of "drop the mic" and "I'm Audi 5000."
 
2018-05-30 2:22:47 PM  
12 votes:

raerae1980: tommyl66: raerae1980: Unikitty: raerae1980: Unikitty: Riothamus: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

"Enough". I guess it's something that Italians say before they completely ruin someone's shiat.

I'm married to an Italian. When he or anyone in his immediate family is over someone's behavior or wishes to end dialogue they calmly and quietly say, "enough". If you continue past this point all hell does break loose and the loud talking turns into actual shouting. I find it to be farking hilarious, but I'm never on the receiving end of "enough".

I've used it and heard it used numerous times, but usually in the context of eating and being full.   Basta = no more "food".

I've heard it used for being full only a couple of times and that was in the older generations.

Side note: I don't know what Avanatti did to be thrown out of his house last Christmas, but I wonder how many time his future ex-wife screamed that word at him while throwing him out on his gorgeous behind.

Well....i think of it this way:  there will always be somebody sick of his shiat.  So......unless he was a real piece of shiat, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

The rumors I've heard are that he refuses to go down, claims it's "icky".

/I would cite my source but I've been banned for posting pictures of my ass before and I won't do it again

Are you sure you're not thinking of DJ Khalid?     And you got banned for posting your ass, huh?  LOL.  That's never happened to me :-P


Nah, pretty sure it's that Avenatti dude. Doesn't go down and farks through a hole in a sheet. That's what somebody said, at least.

And yeah, banned for a picture of my ass. But in my defense I was asked to show my source and I was wearing a g-string in the picture so I thought it was kosher. Maybe it was my balls that were the problem, I don't know, they didn't say.
 
2018-05-30 1:11:46 PM  
12 votes:

AdmirableSnackbar: tommyl66: AdmirableSnackbar: Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]

Is that a fan club for the Michael Avenatti Fan Club?  They're big fans of fans of Michael Avenatti?

I like the cut of their jib. Sign me up for the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club.

I was a part of the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club before it was cool.


Ok. Ugh. Sigh. Fair enough. That's what I get for grabbing a picture off of Twitter without studying it more.
 
2018-05-30 1:11:45 PM  
12 votes:
Basta? Like what you do to a turkey on thanksgiving?
 
2018-05-30 2:57:51 PM  
11 votes:

shroom: Is it the pee?  Please let it be the pee.


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/forced to read in her voice
 
2018-05-30 2:57:45 PM  
11 votes:

AdmirableSnackbar: Hyjamon: Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?

I don't think it matters at this point; her career is in ruins

Perhaps, but for centuries people have been dying to get her attention.


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2018-05-30 2:09:17 PM  
11 votes:

shastacola: the_innkeeper: When feds raised Cohen's office he was in the middle of shredding documents related to Trump. Yeah, lawyers destroy documents of their clients dealing when it's legit all the time.

Good times...

I read on twitter that the feds have technology that helps reassemble shredded docs.


It's highly technical stuff
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2018-05-30 1:37:28 PM  
11 votes:

Karac: What's supposed to be on these tapes?


Trump and Cohen and have been writing a fan fiction script about Anne of Green Gables travelling to New York City.  It is a musical (of course).  Lots of piano in background (Stephen Miller).
 
2018-05-30 1:34:57 PM  
11 votes:

Markoff_Cheney: [img.fark.net image 600x302]
Perfectly fitting that the lawyer for the farking porn star is the protagonist we deserve in this reality.


Someday, when this is all over, there is going to be a show called "Avenati, The Musical" playing on Broadway.
 
2018-05-30 1:23:56 PM  
11 votes:
The tapes he is referring to are old VHS tapes that show Trump used to regularly record Dharma and Greg. That alone is enough to have him locked up for two or three decades.
 
2018-05-30 1:23:12 PM  
11 votes:
He's trying to say "pasta" but since it's allergy season, his nose is a bit clogged so it comes out as "basta".
 
2018-05-30 1:15:04 PM  
11 votes:
I'm filled with no small amusement knowing the porn star has far better legal counsel than the President of the United States.
 
2018-05-30 1:06:07 PM  
11 votes:
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2018-05-30 2:31:48 PM  
10 votes:

abhorrent1: What does Basta mean?


How is #basta formed?
 
2018-05-30 2:09:54 PM  
10 votes:
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2018-05-30 2:00:02 PM  
10 votes:
Has anyone checked in to make sure Raerae is sufficiently hydrated?
 
2018-05-30 1:49:25 PM  
10 votes:

LarryDan43: ValisIV: kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?

We don't know, it's out of the blue.

They are tapes Cohen made of his conversations with David Dennison and various porn stars David had sex with.


snippet "...you better make sure that c$nt scrapes that lil' bastard out...I not pay for her f$cking brat on top of the maid's..."
 
2018-05-30 1:41:20 PM  
10 votes:

Eddie Adams from Torrance: kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?

[screenagekicks.files.wordpress.com image 500x210]


Boner Jams '99
 
2018-05-30 1:23:35 PM  
10 votes:

LarryDan43: Miss5280: Avenatti's on MSNBC right now.  Donalds voice is on the tapes!

False! That is David Dennison's voice.


Fake News!  It's John Barron.
 
2018-05-30 1:20:13 PM  
10 votes:

DijitalDharma: Here we go, babes! Keep hands and ladyboners inside the treason ride at all times.


Well, I'm kinda torn.  

I mean, Trump's gotta go, obviously.  But if that means we've got to actually see him naked...even accidentally clicking on the video once it's out there...decisions, decisions.

/free world dangles in the balance
//like his tiny, tiny testes
 
2018-05-30 1:00:18 PM  
10 votes:
Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?
 
2018-05-30 2:52:41 PM  
9 votes:

WayneKerr: kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?

We do not know. Probably something about moving on them like biatches, specific biatches and maybe something about a pool party and a nude Dick Cheney.


I just horked so hard I had to go find the cat so I could wake it from its nap with the depth and depravity of my horking.

Payback's a biatch, Teeny.
 
2018-05-30 2:52:10 PM  
9 votes:

Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?


I don't think it matters at this point; her career is in ruins
 
2018-05-30 2:16:47 PM  
9 votes:

AdmirableSnackbar: Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]

Is that a fan club for the Michael Avenatti Fan Club?  They're big fans of fans of Michael Avenatti?


imgflip.comView Full Size
 
2018-05-30 2:03:26 PM  
9 votes:
Basta?

It means Japanese sword.
 
2018-05-30 1:31:12 PM  
9 votes:

NoahFenze: I just wish I knew what basta meant.

/I bet I'm the first one to say that
//original


It's French.. it means More!
 
2018-05-30 1:29:23 PM  
9 votes:
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HRRRRRNNGHHHHHHH
 
2018-05-30 1:11:33 PM  
9 votes:

Nadie_AZ: ValisIV: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

It means "let's fill up another thread with people asking and answering what 'basta' means" in Italian.

I'm leaning towards "what else is Italian?"

[img.fark.net image 792x456]


She looks like The Joker with the white paint missing. And now I'm scared, aroused and confused all at once.
 
2018-05-30 1:07:43 PM  
9 votes:

Nadie_AZ: ValisIV: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

It means "let's fill up another thread with people asking and answering what 'basta' means" in Italian.

I'm leaning towards "what else is Italian?"

[img.fark.net image 792x456]


I think that lipstick just basta'd my pants.
 
2018-05-30 1:39:11 PM  
8 votes:

PunGent: DijitalDharma: Here we go, babes! Keep hands and ladyboners inside the treason ride at all times.

Well, I'm kinda torn.  

I mean, Trump's gotta go, obviously.  But if that means we've got to actually see him naked...even accidentally clicking on the video once it's out there...decisions, decisions.

/free world dangles in the balance
//like his tiny, tiny testes


Even though these tapes are probably not the pee tapes, when those come out we can always wait for the transcripts:

Trump: TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU HATE OBAMA!!!
[urine spilling to the floor]
 
2018-05-30 1:22:38 PM  
8 votes:

ValisIV: kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?

We don't know, it's out of the blue.


They are tapes Cohen made of his conversations with David Dennison and various porn stars David had sex with.
 
2018-05-30 1:02:24 PM  
8 votes:
tape... rape... about the same thing
 
2018-05-30 3:46:43 PM  
7 votes:
Hey off topic question. Anyone know how to say Stop! or Enough! in Italian? Got this Italian guy next to me on the train driving me crazy.
 
2018-05-30 2:03:59 PM  
7 votes:

jst3p: ValisIV: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

It means "let's fill up another thread with people asking and answering what 'basta' means" in Italian.

In Italian it means "Basta".


The French call it a certain "I don't know what"
 
2018-05-30 1:25:09 PM  
7 votes:

DijitalDharma: Here we go, babes! Keep hands and ladyboners inside the treason ride at all times.


Does this apply to non lady boners as well?
 
2018-05-30 1:24:22 PM  
7 votes:
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2018-05-30 3:24:27 PM  
6 votes:

ValisIV: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

It means "let's fill up another thread with people asking and answering what 'basta' means" in Italian.


I think that from here on out, any news or tweet from Avenatti should be submitted with the Fark headline: Avenatti - and Basta means "enough" or "stop it" in Italian. DIT.
 
2018-05-30 2:42:30 PM  
6 votes:

tommyl66: Do you even grift bro: Dubwise: [YouTube video: Michael Avenatti: Trump's voice is on Cohen tapes]

He says these tapes are under lock and key, whose lock and key?

Top. Men.


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/amidoingitright?
 
2018-05-30 2:37:17 PM  
6 votes:

NewportBarGuy: *fingers crossed*

I hope it's the 1996 summer music remix rape!!!

*fingers crossed*


I hope so, that was when Basta Rhymes stepped onto the scene
 
2018-05-30 2:16:23 PM  
6 votes:

tommyl66: raerae1980: Unikitty: raerae1980: Unikitty: Riothamus: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

"Enough". I guess it's something that Italians say before they completely ruin someone's shiat.

I'm married to an Italian. When he or anyone in his immediate family is over someone's behavior or wishes to end dialogue they calmly and quietly say, "enough". If you continue past this point all hell does break loose and the loud talking turns into actual shouting. I find it to be farking hilarious, but I'm never on the receiving end of "enough".

I've used it and heard it used numerous times, but usually in the context of eating and being full.   Basta = no more "food".

I've heard it used for being full only a couple of times and that was in the older generations.

Side note: I don't know what Avanatti did to be thrown out of his house last Christmas, but I wonder how many time his future ex-wife screamed that word at him while throwing him out on his gorgeous behind.

Well....i think of it this way:  there will always be somebody sick of his shiat.  So......unless he was a real piece of shiat, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

The rumors I've heard are that he refuses to go down, claims it's "icky".

/I would cite my source but I've been banned for posting pictures of my ass before and I won't do it again


Are you sure you're not thinking of DJ Khalid?     And you got banned for posting your ass, huh?  LOL.  That's never happened to me :-P
 
2018-05-30 1:56:27 PM  
6 votes:
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2018-05-30 1:20:42 PM  
6 votes:
The other encouraging news from the court this morning is that the FBI is busy piecing together shredded documents seized from Cohen's office and will be submitting them to the court in the next few weeks.
 
2018-05-30 1:16:06 PM  
6 votes:
anyone mention yet what "basta" means ?
 
2018-05-30 1:13:26 PM  
6 votes:
Possibly everyone, everywhere purely, earnestly enjoys this Avenatti's puzzling edicts?
 
2018-05-30 1:11:18 PM  
6 votes:

WayneKerr: My girlfriend thinks that Michael Avenatti is sexy, therefore I am now a Trump supporter.

Suck it and record it on tape, Libs.


Where's that stupid button Drew?
 
2018-05-30 1:08:12 PM  
6 votes:

WayneKerr: My girlfriend thinks that Michael Avenatti is sexy, therefore I am now a Trump supporter.

Suck it and record it on tape, Libs.


Supporter? So, you are cupping his balls with small hands? User name checks out.
 
2018-05-30 1:06:02 PM  
6 votes:
Basta #basta, bastards!
 
2018-05-30 3:39:39 PM  
5 votes:
Basta is just a more polite way of saying Shaddap You Face.
 
2018-05-30 2:56:20 PM  
5 votes:

Hyjamon: Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?

I don't think it matters at this point; her career is in ruins


Perhaps, but for centuries people have been dying to get her attention.
 
2018-05-30 2:56:20 PM  
5 votes:

Hyjamon: Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?

I don't think it matters at this point; her career is in ruins


Not to mention the sheets, mattress, box spring, carpet, subflooring...
 
2018-05-30 2:50:28 PM  
5 votes:

HighOnCraic: nmrsnr: I feel like Michael Avenatti is The Wolf from Pulp Fiction. He's not a good person, you wouldn't want to be his friend, but in the right situation, he's exactly who you want.

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.


Can we suck on each other's bastas?
 
2018-05-30 2:14:47 PM  
5 votes:

NateAsbestos: shastacola: the_innkeeper: When feds raised Cohen's office he was in the middle of shredding documents related to Trump. Yeah, lawyers destroy documents of their clients dealing when it's legit all the time.

Good times...

I read on twitter that the feds have technology that helps reassemble shredded docs.

It's highly technical stuff
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Uh no, it's 'Magic' it even says so on the side.
 
2018-05-30 2:12:51 PM  
5 votes:

organizmx: Wait, so what the hell are these tapes he's talking about? Grazie a tutti in anticipo.


$20 it's Trump complaining about the $130k saying it would be cheaper just to have her killed
 
2018-05-30 2:06:18 PM  
5 votes:

mrshowrules: WayneKerr: kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?

We do not know. Probably something about moving on them like biatches, specific biatches and maybe something about a pool party and a nude Dick Cheney.

[c2.staticflickr.com image 286x500]
Aye caramba!


That's always looked more like a concealed colostomy bag than his junk to me, unless you actually believe that Dick Cheney has a 2 liter coke bottle for a penis.
 
2018-05-30 2:05:30 PM  
5 votes:
The Michael Avenatti theme song:

You Can't Stop this Mother F***** (Deadpool 2 Soundtrack)
Youtube u0pt-hONuSA


Obviously NSFW
 
2018-05-30 1:48:07 PM  
5 votes:
For a good time, visit the Fark thread when the investigation was announced.

I wonder how many of the mouth breathers defending Trump are still waiting for Mueller to take a look at Seth Rich? Are they still convinced this will boomerang to Crooked Hillary?
 
2018-05-30 1:30:35 PM  
5 votes:
I just wish I knew what basta meant.

/I bet I'm the first one to say that
//original
 
2018-05-30 1:26:08 PM  
5 votes:

danielem1: Spectrum: The other encouraging news from the court this morning is that the FBI is busy piecing together shredded documents seized from Cohen's office and will be submitting them to the court in the next few weeks.

The Nine-Nine is on it!

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NINE NINE!
 
2018-05-30 1:23:32 PM  
5 votes:

kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?


yes
 
2018-05-30 1:13:29 PM  
5 votes:
Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.
 
2018-05-30 1:06:34 PM  
5 votes:
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Judge Kimba Wood told him straight out this morning that if he wants to be party to this criminal case he needs to stop commenting on the case in the media. Guess this is his answer.
 
2018-05-30 1:06:24 PM  
5 votes:
Dumpy's BP must run around 200/150 from all this shiat.
 
2018-05-30 3:33:37 PM  
4 votes:

SpectroBoy: HighOnCraic: nmrsnr: I feel like Michael Avenatti is The Wolf from Pulp Fiction. He's not a good person, you wouldn't want to be his friend, but in the right situation, he's exactly who you want.

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.

Should I not have started?
Sorry.
<zzzzzzip>


OUCH dude! Wait until I've got it all the way back inside my pants!
 
2018-05-30 3:25:53 PM  
4 votes:

HighOnCraic: nmrsnr: I feel like Michael Avenatti is The Wolf from Pulp Fiction. He's not a good person, you wouldn't want to be his friend, but in the right situation, he's exactly who you want.

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.


Should I not have started?
Sorry.
<zzzzzzip>
 
2018-05-30 3:16:33 PM  
4 votes:
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2018-05-30 2:42:33 PM  
4 votes:

spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.


Such a release after a lengthy pause will most certainly be a powerful, golden, warm fountainhead of truth that will spray all over the white tiled walls of our nations capitol.
 
2018-05-30 2:40:54 PM  
4 votes:

Do you even grift bro: Dubwise: [YouTube video: Michael Avenatti: Trump's voice is on Cohen tapes]

He says these tapes are under lock and key, whose lock and key?


Top. Men.
 
2018-05-30 2:06:59 PM  
4 votes:

quiotu: ArkPanda: MLWS: the_innkeeper: Mueller is working.
SDNY is working.
EDVA is working.

I just wish they would work faster...

The way I see it this just indicates the scope, breadth and depth of Trumps corruption and incompetence that it is taking this long to compile everything.

Also, if you take a shot at the Devil you better not miss. Mueller is making sure he's got every I dotted and T crossed.

I expect when he's ready he will unveil something  diametrically opposite to what this Administration has been. A cogent cohesive organized investigation so airtight it's downright anoxic.

I used to think this. A billionaire president would be defended by the finest legal minds in private practice. But after seeing the Dream Team in action, I think Mueller could have phoned it in and gone to Disney world months ago.

I think it's less about getting the President. The president is already ludicrously unpopular, and the information given in the investigation will only further that. Trump really can't go anywhere, so I'm pretty sure the point of Mueller's work is to take out everyone around Trump that helped, profited, and lied about the corruption happening before, during and after the elections. Mueller will merely throw every piece of evidence at Congress, arrest everyone he can excluding the President and go 'well, I did my work... your turn'.

Impeached or not, the credibility of the President will be gone regardless. Those that went along with the facade and were paid for it will be gone anyway. I'm predicting that by the time they arrest everyone they can, from the US and abroad, we will probably be in the several hundreds by the time the investigation is over. Either they're getting arrested, or someone's killing them before they can be indicted and pushed into selling out even more folks.


I think you're right.  Mueller is going to arrest absolutely everybody else and leave Trump and Pence alone in the White House like Saruman and Wormtongue trapped in Orthanc.
 
2018-05-30 2:06:29 PM  
4 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: For a good time, visit the Fark thread when the investigation was announced.

I wonder how many of the mouth breathers defending Trump are still waiting for Mueller to take a look at Seth Rich? Are they still convinced this will boomerang to Crooked Hillary?


Seth Rich conspiracies seem to have died down, but there are still a couple of well-known trolls  drewgs  morons Fark Independents spouting off about how this is all going to blow back on Hillary, Obama, the Deep State, the Nights Templar, the Illuminati and the International Zionist Conspiracy.
 
2018-05-30 2:06:20 PM  
4 votes:

NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?


In Spanish, Los Bastardos means "Those bastards".  The Italian phrase means the same thing.  For Twitter character limitations, he uses the abbreviated version.
 
2018-05-30 2:00:57 PM  
4 votes:
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2018-05-30 1:59:53 PM  
4 votes:

Stibium: davideggy: Boeheimian Rhapsody: kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?

tapes picked up in the Cohen raid.

Unfortunately (fortunately?) I doubt it's the infamous pee-tape.  That probably only exists in the realm of intelligence agencies if it actually exists, although the lawyer having a copy of the blackmail material wouldn't be that odd.

My bet would be the hinted at Apprentice tapes where he might have used the N-word.  It might have been the same tape, but there was also the story recently that TMZ tipped off Trump to a potentially harmful tape that was then quickly bought up and buried.  These sound more likely to be relevant to the Stormy Daniels case because of the catch and kill angle of it.

Either way, it's a hell of a world we live in that a link to a recently released tape of the President is legitimately a risky click.

Someone did raise the possibility that the Russians may have given Cohen a copy of the peeper tape when he went to Prague, and that Cohen would have kept it somewhere safe. Like in a bank lock box....


Your fark tag is now "Peeper Tape" <3
 
2018-05-30 1:45:02 PM  
4 votes:
The Cohen tapes will piss themselves in 5 seconds...

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2018-05-30 1:41:03 PM  
4 votes:

STDMan69: DijitalDharma: Here we go, babes! Keep hands and ladyboners inside the treason ride at all times.

Does this apply to non lady boners as well?


No. Your regular, standard boner can wave around as much as it wants but Treason Pees LLC will not be held liable to any loss of limbs.
 
2018-05-30 1:40:07 PM  
4 votes:

ValisIV: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

It means "let's fill up another thread with people asking and answering what 'basta' means" in Italian.


Che Cosa significa "Basta"?
 
2018-05-30 1:39:33 PM  
4 votes:

tommyl66: The tapes he is referring to are old VHS tapes that show Trump used to regularly record Dharma and Greg. That alone is enough to have him locked up for two or three decades.


He should have digitized them.

/heh
 
2018-05-30 1:37:41 PM  
4 votes:

Skwishmitten: kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?
[img.fark.net image 191x264]
The tapes with the power.


And now I have that earworm.
 
2018-05-30 1:33:42 PM  
4 votes:
right, i think I have an idea what basta means, now, thank-you very much everyone, poster who asked, etc

so

how about the pronunciation ?
 
2018-05-30 1:26:26 PM  
4 votes:

shastacola: [media.giphy.com image 320x180]


jello picard!
 
2018-05-30 1:19:04 PM  
4 votes:

Nadie_AZ: ValisIV: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

It means "let's fill up another thread with people asking and answering what 'basta' means" in Italian.

I'm leaning towards "what else is Italian?"

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#Abbondanza
 
2018-05-30 1:18:42 PM  
4 votes:

Barfmaker: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

Could someone take a shot at answering this for this guy?


FTFY
 
2018-05-30 1:10:49 PM  
4 votes:

abhorrent1: I just peed.

/in my mouth a little


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2018-05-30 1:10:14 PM  
4 votes:

Dr. Locrian: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

This has been basta by basta farkers already.  Basta!


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/Oblig
 
2018-05-30 1:06:40 PM  
4 votes:

NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?


This has been basta by basta farkers already.  Basta!
 
2018-05-30 4:08:13 PM  
3 votes:

SpectroBoy: SurfaceTension: SpectroBoy: HighOnCraic: nmrsnr: I feel like Michael Avenatti is The Wolf from Pulp Fiction. He's not a good person, you wouldn't want to be his friend, but in the right situation, he's exactly who you want.

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.

Should I not have started?
Sorry.
<zzzzzzip>

OUCH dude! Wait until I've got it all the way back inside my pants!

[i0.kym-cdn.com image 444x475]


There's Something About Mary (1/5) Movie CLIP - Frank and Beans (1998) HD
Youtube Sj_A7OZz8TI
 
2018-05-30 3:55:20 PM  
3 votes:

SurfaceTension: SpectroBoy: HighOnCraic: nmrsnr: I feel like Michael Avenatti is The Wolf from Pulp Fiction. He's not a good person, you wouldn't want to be his friend, but in the right situation, he's exactly who you want.

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.

Should I not have started?
Sorry.
<zzzzzzip>

OUCH dude! Wait until I've got it all the way back inside my pants!


i0.kym-cdn.comView Full Size
 
2018-05-30 3:27:49 PM  
3 votes:

Barricaded Gunman: mrshowrules: WayneKerr: kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?

We do not know. Probably something about moving on them like biatches, specific biatches and maybe something about a pool party and a nude Dick Cheney.

[c2.staticflickr.com image 286x500]
Aye caramba!

That's always looked more like a concealed colostomy bag than his junk to me, unless you actually believe that Dick Cheney has a 2 liter coke bottle for a penis.


It's a roll of Werther's
 
2018-05-30 3:18:55 PM  
3 votes:

DoughyGuy: My problem with him using "Basta" all the time is that I seem to remember a famous boxer famously (ha!) said that when he quit a fight because he was getting pounded (I can't remember exactly who it was, and google ain't helping). So when I see that, my first thought is that someone is giving up...


Crap. and of course google wasn't helping because I was an idiot. It was Roberto Duran and the phrase was "No mas" (no more). Sorry, don't mind me, this is just like the time I got Free Ride and Slow Ride mixed up.
 
2018-05-30 3:17:06 PM  
3 votes:

colon_pow: thismomentinblackhistory: For a good time, visit the Fark thread when the investigation was announced.

I wonder how many of the mouth breathers defending Trump are still waiting for Mueller to take a look at Seth Rich? Are they still convinced this will boomerang to Crooked Hillary?

I don't know about Seth Rich, but hillary could end up in the hot seat.
no, i don't mean the electric chair.


I rest my case.
 
2018-05-30 3:09:24 PM  
3 votes:
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2018-05-30 3:00:04 PM  
3 votes:
Stormy's lesbian MILF porn makes me plump-up like a hot dog in a microwave.
 
2018-05-30 2:42:54 PM  
3 votes:

sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?

It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?
 
2018-05-30 2:34:00 PM  
3 votes:

Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.


With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.
 
2018-05-30 2:30:39 PM  
3 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: For a good time, visit the Fark thread when the investigation was announced.

I wonder how many of the mouth breathers defending Trump are still waiting for Mueller to take a look at Seth Rich? Are they still convinced this will boomerang to Crooked Hillary?


Oh yea. Seth Rich is hugggeee. Assange is really trustworthy and he offered a 20,000 reward for information (just a staggering amount of money!) on information so all signs point to the Clintons because there's no way a person who was so drunk they couldn't find their way home from a bar they frequented in two hours despite being less than two miles away could have had anything else happen to them in a recently robbery stricken neighborhood.

And nothing of his was taken! Because after you shoot someone it is totally inconceivable that you wouldn't want the deadmans wallet on you, I mean there's just so many other people around at 4:30, tons of other suspects. And definitely no one ever panics and flees the scene of the murder.

She told me there were two types of liberals, the ones who are hysterical Trump won, and the ones who believe he won fair and square and trust in Kim Dot Com and Julian Assange.

I mean, I'm laughing as I type this. I wish I could make it up.

And everyone's a part of some big club apparently? Hillary, the Bushes, the deep state, the msm. And for some reason that's why Trump's investigation was hidden from the public while Hilary's was brought back into the foreground twelve days before the election and covered exhaustingly by the press. Because they're all in the club and Hillary forgot to flush that weekend! Gross.

It was... pretty unbelievable. The part about trusting Kim Dot Com. Just cracks me up. What the fark. Millions of Americans are in a club! I trust Kim Dot Com!

/'Murica!
//fark Yea!!
 
2018-05-30 2:25:47 PM  
3 votes:
Basta (or, rather, баста) is Russian for "I love you"
 
2018-05-30 2:24:07 PM  
3 votes:

AdmirableSnackbar: tommyl66: AdmirableSnackbar: Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]

Is that a fan club for the Michael Avenatti Fan Club?  They're big fans of fans of Michael Avenatti?

I like the cut of their jib. Sign me up for the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club.

I was a part of the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club before it was cool.


The first rule of Fan Club is: you do not talk about Fan Club.
 
2018-05-30 2:07:17 PM  
3 votes:

Close2TheEdge: Basta?

It means Japanese sword.


You mean, like the one Brutus used to stab Caesar?
 
2018-05-30 2:05:47 PM  
3 votes:

raerae1980: [img.fark.net image 277x224]


Clean-up in aisle 3.

/brings towels
 
2018-05-30 1:54:08 PM  
3 votes:

raerae1980: Unikitty: Riothamus: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

"Enough". I guess it's something that Italians say before they completely ruin someone's shiat.

I'm married to an Italian. When he or anyone in his immediate family is over someone's behavior or wishes to end dialogue they calmly and quietly say, "enough". If you continue past this point all hell does break loose and the loud talking turns into actual shouting. I find it to be farking hilarious, but I'm never on the receiving end of "enough".

I've used it and heard it used numerous times, but usually in the context of eating and being full.   Basta = no more "food".


I've heard it used for being full only a couple of times and that was in the older generations.

Side note: I don't know what Avanatti did to be thrown out of his house last Christmas, but I wonder how many time his future ex-wife screamed that word at him while throwing him out on his gorgeous behind.
 
2018-05-30 1:51:04 PM  
3 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: For a good time, visit the Fark thread when the investigation was announced.

I wonder how many of the mouth breathers defending Trump are still waiting for Mueller to take a look at Seth Rich? Are they still convinced this will boomerang to Crooked Hillary?


Are you still holding out hope that these people will be swayed by your so-called "facts?"
 
2018-05-30 1:47:16 PM  
3 votes:

DijitalDharma: tommyl66: The tapes he is referring to are old VHS tapes that show Trump used to regularly record Dharma and Greg. That alone is enough to have him locked up for two or three decades.

He should have digitized them.

/heh


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2018-05-30 1:46:36 PM  
3 votes:

Corvus: In a way it's horrible how Avenatti looks like he might take down Trump over Mueller.

That in our society the actual real checks and balances aren't good enough... That it needs a lose cannon like Avenatti  to do it.


No no, the lose cannon is the cannon that we fire Trump out of after he's escorted from the White House.
 
2018-05-30 1:34:02 PM  
3 votes:

STDMan69: DijitalDharma: Here we go, babes! Keep hands and ladyboners inside the treason ride at all times.

Does this apply to non lady boners as well?


You must have missed the sign in front of the ride that says "All ladyboners welcome.  Standard boners must be smaller than this to safely enjoy this ride" with the appropriate still frame from Boogie NIghts.
 
2018-05-30 1:31:37 PM  
3 votes:

Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]


I'm straight but he delivers the wood.
 
2018-05-30 1:01:34 PM  
3 votes:

AdmirableSnackbar: Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]

Is that a fan club for the Michael Avenatti Fan Club?  They're big fans of fans of Michael Avenatti?


If Stormy is a fan of MA, I will allow it.
 
2018-05-30 1:00:38 PM  
3 votes:

Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]


So it's for fans of his fan club?

I'll allow it!
 
2018-05-30 5:43:56 PM  
2 votes:
2008: Desu
2018: Basta
 
2018-05-30 4:27:16 PM  
2 votes:

colon_pow: Atomsk: colon_pow: Mitt Romneys Tax Return: colon_pow: thismomentinblackhistory: For a good time, visit the Fark thread when the investigation was announced.

I wonder how many of the mouth breathers defending Trump are still waiting for Mueller to take a look at Seth Rich? Are they still convinced this will boomerang to Crooked Hillary?

I don't know about Seth Rich, but hillary could end up in the hot seat.
no, i don't mean the electric chair.

I rest my case.

i guess you haven't heard about the inspector general.  might want to google that...

Poor you

you'll hear about the IG report next week.


Oh honey, this isn't about the IG report. It's about your failing mental health =(
 
2018-05-30 4:23:17 PM  
2 votes:

colon_pow: Mitt Romneys Tax Return: colon_pow: thismomentinblackhistory: For a good time, visit the Fark thread when the investigation was announced.

I wonder how many of the mouth breathers defending Trump are still waiting for Mueller to take a look at Seth Rich? Are they still convinced this will boomerang to Crooked Hillary?

I don't know about Seth Rich, but hillary could end up in the hot seat.
no, i don't mean the electric chair.

I rest my case.

i guess you haven't heard about the inspector general.  might want to google that...


Poor you
 
2018-05-30 4:18:57 PM  
2 votes:

Mitt Romneys Tax Return: colon_pow: thismomentinblackhistory: For a good time, visit the Fark thread when the investigation was announced.

I wonder how many of the mouth breathers defending Trump are still waiting for Mueller to take a look at Seth Rich? Are they still convinced this will boomerang to Crooked Hillary?

I don't know about Seth Rich, but hillary could end up in the hot seat.
no, i don't mean the electric chair.

I rest my case.


i guess you haven't heard about the inspector general.  might want to google that...
 
2018-05-30 3:42:09 PM  
2 votes:

The Loaf: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

It means "Fetch"


Stop trying to make fetch happen. Enough!
 
2018-05-30 3:22:21 PM  
2 votes:

DoughyGuy: DoughyGuy: My problem with him using "Basta" all the time is that I seem to remember a famous boxer famously (ha!) said that when he quit a fight because he was getting pounded (I can't remember exactly who it was, and google ain't helping). So when I see that, my first thought is that someone is giving up...

Crap. and of course google wasn't helping because I was an idiot. It was Roberto Duran and the phrase was "No mas" (no more). Sorry, don't mind me, this is just like the time I got Free Ride and Slow Ride mixed up.


Meh, no worries, take it easy.
 
2018-05-30 3:09:39 PM  
2 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: For a good time, visit the Fark thread when the investigation was announced.

I wonder how many of the mouth breathers defending Trump are still waiting for Mueller to take a look at Seth Rich? Are they still convinced this will boomerang to Crooked Hillary?


I don't know about Seth Rich, but hillary could end up in the hot seat.
no, i don't mean the electric chair.
 
2018-05-30 2:51:34 PM  
2 votes:
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2018-05-30 2:46:53 PM  
2 votes:

raerae1980: sirrerun: nmrsnr: I feel like Michael Avenatti is The Wolf from Pulp Fiction. He's not a good person, you wouldn't want to be his friend, but in the right situation, he's exactly who you want.

Raerae might disagree.

[img.fark.net image 277x224]


For God's sake, stay away from Ellicott City. They've seen enough devastation.

/what's a basta?
 
2018-05-30 2:46:03 PM  
2 votes:

ValisIV: Miss5280: AdmirableSnackbar: tommyl66: AdmirableSnackbar: Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]

Is that a fan club for the Michael Avenatti Fan Club?  They're big fans of fans of Michael Avenatti?

I like the cut of their jib. Sign me up for the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club.

I was a part of the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club before it was cool.

Ok. Ugh. Sigh. Fair enough. That's what I get for grabbing a picture off of Twitter without studying it more.

Don't be sad, you gave us something funny rather than the endless basta rehash.


Say, you wouldn't happen to know what basta means, would you?

I noticed Avenatti often ends his tweets with it.

TIA.
 
2018-05-30 2:45:36 PM  
2 votes:

Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?


Why you gotta spill my secrets????   *hands on hips*
 
2018-05-30 2:39:59 PM  
2 votes:

Dwedit: [static.comicvine.com image 353x460]


Has anyone ever, ever thought "I'm reviving!" upon regaining consciousness?

/Stilted prose is stilted.
 
2018-05-30 2:33:07 PM  
2 votes:
The tape of that Dennison guy demanding the abortion is the best one.
 
2018-05-30 2:32:27 PM  
2 votes:
Now That's What I Call Treason vol. 6,543,222.
 
2018-05-30 2:30:52 PM  
2 votes:

nmrsnr: I feel like Michael Avenatti is The Wolf from Pulp Fiction. He's not a good person, you wouldn't want to be his friend, but in the right situation, he's exactly who you want.


Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
 
2018-05-30 2:24:06 PM  
2 votes:

HighOnCraic: basicstock: "Better" + "Pasta" = Basta
It's really good pasta.

Be basta!

/And I'm still trying to figure out that "pancakes" thing from 2008. Could someone please explain it to me?


"Pasta" + "And Cakes" = Pancakes.
It's really good dessert pasta.
 
2018-05-30 2:22:11 PM  
2 votes:

basicstock: "Better" + "Pasta" = Basta
It's really good pasta.


Be basta!

/And I'm still trying to figure out that "pancakes" thing from 2008. Could someone please explain it to me?
 
2018-05-30 2:03:07 PM  
2 votes:

the_innkeeper: When feds raised Cohen's office he was in the middle of shredding documents related to Trump. Yeah, lawyers destroy documents of their clients dealing when it's legit all the time.

Good times...


Despite all we've seen so far, I'm still fairly amazed that Cohen was actually, literally in the middle of shredding documents when they busted him.

We live in Interesting Times.
 
2018-05-30 1:49:54 PM  
2 votes:

nmrsnr: I feel like Michael Avenatti is The Wolf from Pulp Fiction. He's not a good person, you wouldn't want to be his friend, but in the right situation, he's exactly who you want.


Raerae might disagree.
 
2018-05-30 1:45:25 PM  
2 votes:
Can't we just fire her?
 
2018-05-30 1:43:00 PM  
2 votes:

PunGent: DijitalDharma: Here we go, babes! Keep hands and ladyboners inside the treason ride at all times.

Well, I'm kinda torn.  

I mean, Trump's gotta go, obviously.  But if that means we've got to actually see him naked...even accidentally clicking on the video once it's out there...decisions, decisions.

/free world dangles in the balance
//like his tiny, tiny testes


Nekkid trump will be the new goats.ex
 
2018-05-30 1:42:32 PM  
2 votes:

Emposter: Oh for farks sake, they're not Trump tapes.  They're tapes of a Russian dude who later (but not on the tapes) talked to Half Scoop.

It's not that they shouldn't be released, or that they're not important.  The problem is that when you say you have Trump tapes, you get me all excited and then I find out what you actually have and now I'm just disappointed.


So submitter owes you an apology for the half chub?
 
2018-05-30 1:41:45 PM  
2 votes:

Catlenfell: I'm filled with no small amusement knowing the (insert name here) has far better legal counsel than the President of the United States.


FTFY.
 
2018-05-30 1:34:04 PM  
2 votes:

Mr Tarantula: Release the tapes towels.Tissues

(I was in my bunk)

 
2018-05-30 1:32:05 PM  
2 votes:
Oh for farks sake, they're not Trump tapes.  They're tapes of a Russian dude who later (but not on the tapes) talked to Half Scoop.

It's not that they shouldn't be released, or that they're not important.  The problem is that when you say you have Trump tapes, you get me all excited and then I find out what you actually have and now I'm just disappointed.
 
2018-05-30 1:31:23 PM  
2 votes:
Oh, god, my state has already had a bunch of flooding!
 
2018-05-30 1:09:53 PM  
2 votes:

Riothamus: Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]

So it's for fans of his fan club?

I'll allow it!


Supposed to be "enough" in Italian.
 
2018-05-30 1:03:58 PM  
2 votes:
Enough!
 
2018-05-30 6:45:58 PM  
1 vote:

AgentKGB: Hit Add Comment too fast

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define​.php?term=irish+breakfast

2nd description (nsfw)


mikhila.comView Full Size
 
2018-05-30 6:42:56 PM  
1 vote:
Hit Add Comment too fast

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defin​e​.php?term=irish+breakfast

2nd description (nsfw)
 
2018-05-30 6:40:06 PM  
1 vote:

ababyatemydingo: Bro, she's warming you up to the idea of a "devil's three way"

/ it's not gay if it's a three way
// remember: no eye contact
/// I'll show myself out


An Irish Breakfast?
 
2018-05-30 5:04:54 PM  
1 vote:
I should have worn my white pants!

In all seriousness though, are these the tapes they wanted to prove he disparaged women on the apprentice? How is there going to be anything in there worse than "moved on her like a biatch" and "grab them by the pussy" which he got elected in spite of?
 
2018-05-30 4:26:02 PM  
1 vote:

Atomsk: colon_pow: Mitt Romneys Tax Return: colon_pow: thismomentinblackhistory: For a good time, visit the Fark thread when the investigation was announced.

I wonder how many of the mouth breathers defending Trump are still waiting for Mueller to take a look at Seth Rich? Are they still convinced this will boomerang to Crooked Hillary?

I don't know about Seth Rich, but hillary could end up in the hot seat.
no, i don't mean the electric chair.

I rest my case.

i guess you haven't heard about the inspector general.  might want to google that...

Poor you


you'll hear about the IG report next week.
 
2018-05-30 4:06:00 PM  
1 vote:

d23: Sam only wants you to call if you are a female.  Nothing wrong with that, but it makes me feel sad a bit.


Don't be sad. Iirc Sabrina Salerno is bi. I'd watch the two of them get to know each other better. :D
 
2018-05-30 3:54:47 PM  
1 vote:

mrwhippy: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?


Did anyone answer his question?


It's short for "bastardization".
 
2018-05-30 3:51:15 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-05-30 3:49:16 PM  
1 vote:

parasol: MaliFinn: organizmx: Wait, so what the hell are these tapes he's talking about? Grazie a tutti in anticipo.

$20 it's Trump complaining about the $130k saying it would be cheaper just to have her killed

$20 it's Trump running down a laundry list with Cohen - other women.

"So, Daniels' is done. Did you take care of XXX and XXX yet? You know we gotta shut em up."


I'm REALLY hoping it's a discussion of how the Bechard abortion is Trump's kid and Broidy paid her off (so he should get something in return in a pay-for-play arrangement).
 
2018-05-30 3:45:09 PM  
1 vote:

NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?



Did anyone answer his question?
 
2018-05-30 3:11:58 PM  
1 vote:

colon_pow: thismomentinblackhistory: For a good time, visit the Fark thread when the investigation was announced.

I wonder how many of the mouth breathers defending Trump are still waiting for Mueller to take a look at Seth Rich? Are they still convinced this will boomerang to Crooked Hillary?

I don't know about Seth Rich, but hillary could end up in the hot seat.
no, i don't mean the electric chair.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany day now!
 
2018-05-30 3:11:10 PM  
1 vote:

ValisIV: Miss5280: AdmirableSnackbar: tommyl66: AdmirableSnackbar: Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]

Is that a fan club for the Michael Avenatti Fan Club?  They're big fans of fans of Michael Avenatti?

I like the cut of their jib. Sign me up for the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club.

I was a part of the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club before it was cool.

Ok. Ugh. Sigh. Fair enough. That's what I get for grabbing a picture off of Twitter without studying it more.

Don't be sad, you gave us something funny rather than the endless basta rehash.


What's all this about basta? I've seen Avenatti use that word in a lot of tweets...any idea what it means?
 
2018-05-30 3:05:55 PM  
1 vote:

fastfxr: Dumpy's BP must run around 200/150 from all this shiat.


I thought it would be higher than his resting bpm.
 
2018-05-30 2:56:43 PM  
1 vote:

raerae1980: Myrdinn: raerae1980: Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?

Why you gotta spill my secrets????   *hands on hips*

...I'm looking for a co-authorship? :-P

HA!    I get half of all publication royalties and my name is on top of yours ;-)


Certainly! Wait, that sounds dirty...
 
2018-05-30 2:46:31 PM  
1 vote:

raerae1980: Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?

Why you gotta spill my secrets????   *hands on hips*


...I'm looking for a co-authorship? :-P
 
2018-05-30 2:44:52 PM  
1 vote:
One more because reasons

SAMANTHA vs. SABRINA - Call Me (Official Video)
Youtube i3enBgAZx98


/other woman is Sam Fox
//mmm
///come in 3s
 
2018-05-30 2:42:45 PM  
1 vote:

Siberian Khatru: LarryDan43: Miss5280: Avenatti's on MSNBC right now.  Donalds voice is on the tapes!

False! That is David Dennison's voice.

Fake News!  It's John Barron.


no its becky
 
2018-05-30 2:41:54 PM  
1 vote:

Nadie_AZ: I'm leaning towards "what else is Italian?"


Sabrina Boys Boys Boys Video Original 1987 HD
Youtube yZi_GrjXpOA
 
2018-05-30 2:24:06 PM  
1 vote:

Drubell: Corvus: In a way it's horrible how Avenatti looks like he might take down Trump over Mueller.

That in our society the actual real checks and balances aren't good enough... That it needs a lose cannon like Avenatti  to do it.

No no, the lose cannon is the cannon that we fire Trump out of after he's escorted from the White House.


Nope, that would clearly be the "winner" cannon.
 
2018-05-30 2:22:24 PM  
1 vote:

Riothamus: Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]

So it's for fans of his fan club?

I'll allow it!


They even have a theme song, and it's awesome!

Jellyfish-Joining a Fan Club
Youtube JojV8kNfWK8


/The song truly IS awesome
//Turn it up!
///Any day I can link to Jellyfish in a Politics thread is a good day
 
2018-05-30 2:20:54 PM  
1 vote:

NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?


It means that at least one farker will insult you for not knowing already, when that same person could have helped you out with their own post... It he the Fark Way, apparently, you are supposed to read every post in every Avenatti thread before asking questions.

Oh, and eventually, someone will wander in who knows what it means. 😜
 
2018-05-30 2:06:06 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, so what the hell are these tapes he's talking about? Grazie a tutti in anticipo.
 
2018-05-30 2:05:36 PM  
1 vote:

accountblocked: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

"No more" I believe...


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-05-30 2:04:17 PM  
1 vote:

quiotu: Impeached or not, the credibility of the President will be gone regardless.


...and the American electorate (or a sizable enough number of them) will completely forget about this (or simply not care) in the 2+ years before Election Day 2020.  Trump will end up with 47% +/- of the vote, Unnamed Democrat will probably end up with 47% +/- of the vote, and it'll all boil down to bizarre electoral math results.
 
2018-05-30 2:03:21 PM  
1 vote:

raerae1980: Unikitty: raerae1980: Unikitty: Riothamus: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

"Enough". I guess it's something that Italians say before they completely ruin someone's shiat.

I'm married to an Italian. When he or anyone in his immediate family is over someone's behavior or wishes to end dialogue they calmly and quietly say, "enough". If you continue past this point all hell does break loose and the loud talking turns into actual shouting. I find it to be farking hilarious, but I'm never on the receiving end of "enough".

I've used it and heard it used numerous times, but usually in the context of eating and being full.   Basta = no more "food".

I've heard it used for being full only a couple of times and that was in the older generations.

Side note: I don't know what Avanatti did to be thrown out of his house last Christmas, but I wonder how many time his future ex-wife screamed that word at him while throwing him out on his gorgeous behind.

Well....i think of it this way:  there will always be somebody sick of his shiat.  So......unless he was a real piece of shiat, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.


Agreed, he appears to be quite the workaholic and that's always an issue in a marriage.

He just...godbless that man is sexy as hell. Outside of actual abuse, anything is fixable with the right efforts.
 
2018-05-30 2:00:34 PM  
1 vote:
Stibium:

Someone did raise the possibility that the Russians may have given Cohen a copy of the peeper tape when he went to Prague, and that Cohen would have kept it somewhere safe. Like in a bank lock box....

Or in the hanging folder, with all the blank Pro Forma NDAs.
 
2018-05-30 1:58:23 PM  
1 vote:

davideggy: Boeheimian Rhapsody: kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?

tapes picked up in the Cohen raid.

Unfortunately (fortunately?) I doubt it's the infamous pee-tape.  That probably only exists in the realm of intelligence agencies if it actually exists, although the lawyer having a copy of the blackmail material wouldn't be that odd.

My bet would be the hinted at Apprentice tapes where he might have used the N-word.  It might have been the same tape, but there was also the story recently that TMZ tipped off Trump to a potentially harmful tape that was then quickly bought up and buried.  These sound more likely to be relevant to the Stormy Daniels case because of the catch and kill angle of it.

Either way, it's a hell of a world we live in that a link to a recently released tape of the President is legitimately a risky click.


Someone did raise the possibility that the Russians may have given Cohen a copy of the peeper tape when he went to Prague, and that Cohen would have kept it somewhere safe. Like in a bank lock box....
 
2018-05-30 1:58:08 PM  
1 vote:

Moooooo K: Emposter: Oh for farks sake, they're not Trump tapes.  They're tapes of a Russian dude who later (but not on the tapes) talked to Half Scoop.

It's not that they shouldn't be released, or that they're not important.  The problem is that when you say you have Trump tapes, you get me all excited and then I find out what you actually have and now I'm just disappointed.

Except they're not, and that's an unrelated, equally damning story about jr.

Nice try at deflecting. I guess.


They said the tapes just disclosed.  The only tapes just disclosed that I'm aware of are the ones from Spain.  If these are new tapes, then the linked tweet does a pathetic job explaining that and this is a perfect example of why Fark should link to actual articles, not Twitter nonsense.
 
2018-05-30 1:48:57 PM  
1 vote:

Flappyhead: Note to self, stay on Avenattis good side.


If he asks for money for a legit charity, I may send in a few dollars. I don't want the bad karma of being on his shiat list
 
2018-05-30 1:46:02 PM  
1 vote:
"Rudy, can  I just slip this guy some polonium?  My friend Vlad does it all the time, and he tells me that his problems just disappear."
 
2018-05-30 1:45:18 PM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

"Enough" in Italian


Basta also means 'Enough" in Spanish.
 
2018-05-30 1:44:57 PM  
1 vote:
Noodles! It means noodles, jeez.
 
2018-05-30 1:32:33 PM  
1 vote:

NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?


Enough!  in slang itallian or something.
 
2018-05-30 1:25:02 PM  
1 vote:
Note to self, stay on Avenattis good side.
 
2018-05-30 1:25:01 PM  
1 vote:

NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?


it means ENOUGH!
 
2018-05-30 1:21:24 PM  
1 vote:

Grungehamster: [img.fark.net image 425x301]

Judge Kimba Wood told him straight out this morning that if he wants to be party to this criminal case he needs to stop commenting on the case in the media. Guess this is his answer.


I hope he has a deal set up with someone who will be there to pass him the information.
 
2018-05-30 1:20:38 PM  
1 vote:

kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?


tapes picked up in the Cohen raid.
 
2018-05-30 1:19:04 PM  
1 vote:
I feel like Michael Avenatti is The Wolf from Pulp Fiction. He's not a good person, you wouldn't want to be his friend, but in the right situation, he's exactly who you want.
 
2018-05-30 1:12:24 PM  
1 vote:
Avenatti's on MSNBC right now.  Donalds voice is on the tapes!
 
2018-05-30 1:09:31 PM  
1 vote:

Nadie_AZ: ValisIV: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

It means "let's fill up another thread with people asking and answering what 'basta' means" in Italian.

I'm leaning towards "what else is Italian?"

[img.fark.net image 792x456]


BUNK!
 
2018-05-30 1:04:54 PM  
1 vote:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

It's Italian for "Done" or "Enough."


Done = fine

/to a musician anyway
 
2018-05-30 1:01:04 PM  
1 vote:

NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?


"Enough" in Italian
 
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