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2018-05-30 2:36:27 PM  

spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.


True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
 
2018-05-30 2:37:17 PM  

NewportBarGuy: *fingers crossed*

I hope it's the 1996 summer music remix rape!!!

*fingers crossed*


I hope so, that was when Basta Rhymes stepped onto the scene
 
2018-05-30 2:38:29 PM  
Now Mike, when you get the groceries you need to pick up some of those precooked pasta cans....

Chef Boyyar..

Yes that, then I need you to get some of those little fillets steaks that  Iike.

Got it.  Water packed junk.

And then I also need some grapefruit, I was just talking to this one Rep on the trail and I must try them.

errrr ummm sure sir.  Anything else?
 
2018-05-30 2:39:42 PM  

Dubwise: [YouTube video: Michael Avenatti: Trump's voice is on Cohen tapes]


He says these tapes are under lock and key, whose lock and key?
 
2018-05-30 2:39:59 PM  

Dwedit: [static.comicvine.com image 353x460]


Has anyone ever, ever thought "I'm reviving!" upon regaining consciousness?

/Stilted prose is stilted.
 
2018-05-30 2:40:54 PM  

Do you even grift bro: Dubwise: [YouTube video: Michael Avenatti: Trump's voice is on Cohen tapes]

He says these tapes are under lock and key, whose lock and key?


Top. Men.
 
2018-05-30 2:41:54 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I'm leaning towards "what else is Italian?"


Sabrina Boys Boys Boys Video Original 1987 HD
Youtube yZi_GrjXpOA
 
2018-05-30 2:42:30 PM  

tommyl66: Do you even grift bro: Dubwise: [YouTube video: Michael Avenatti: Trump's voice is on Cohen tapes]

He says these tapes are under lock and key, whose lock and key?

Top. Men.


img.fark.netView Full Size


/amidoingitright?
 
2018-05-30 2:42:33 PM  

spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.


Such a release after a lengthy pause will most certainly be a powerful, golden, warm fountainhead of truth that will spray all over the white tiled walls of our nations capitol.
 
2018-05-30 2:42:45 PM  

Siberian Khatru: LarryDan43: Miss5280: Avenatti's on MSNBC right now.  Donalds voice is on the tapes!

False! That is David Dennison's voice.

Fake News!  It's John Barron.


no its becky
 
2018-05-30 2:42:54 PM  

sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?

It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?
 
2018-05-30 2:44:52 PM  
One more because reasons

SAMANTHA vs. SABRINA - Call Me (Official Video)
Youtube i3enBgAZx98


/other woman is Sam Fox
//mmm
///come in 3s
 
2018-05-30 2:45:36 PM  

Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?


Why you gotta spill my secrets????   *hands on hips*
 
2018-05-30 2:45:42 PM  

HighOnCraic: nmrsnr: I feel like Michael Avenatti is The Wolf from Pulp Fiction. He's not a good person, you wouldn't want to be his friend, but in the right situation, he's exactly who you want.

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.


I like getting that

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2018-05-30 2:46:03 PM  

ValisIV: Miss5280: AdmirableSnackbar: tommyl66: AdmirableSnackbar: Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]

Is that a fan club for the Michael Avenatti Fan Club?  They're big fans of fans of Michael Avenatti?

I like the cut of their jib. Sign me up for the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club.

I was a part of the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club before it was cool.

Ok. Ugh. Sigh. Fair enough. That's what I get for grabbing a picture off of Twitter without studying it more.

Don't be sad, you gave us something funny rather than the endless basta rehash.


Say, you wouldn't happen to know what basta means, would you?

I noticed Avenatti often ends his tweets with it.

TIA.
 
2018-05-30 2:46:31 PM  

raerae1980: Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?

Why you gotta spill my secrets????   *hands on hips*


...I'm looking for a co-authorship? :-P
 
2018-05-30 2:46:53 PM  

raerae1980: sirrerun: nmrsnr: I feel like Michael Avenatti is The Wolf from Pulp Fiction. He's not a good person, you wouldn't want to be his friend, but in the right situation, he's exactly who you want.

Raerae might disagree.

[img.fark.net image 277x224]


For God's sake, stay away from Ellicott City. They've seen enough devastation.

/what's a basta?
 
2018-05-30 2:49:22 PM  

Myrdinn: raerae1980: Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?

Why you gotta spill my secrets????   *hands on hips*

...I'm looking for a co-authorship? :-P


HA!    I get half of all publication royalties and my name is on top of yours ;-)
 
2018-05-30 2:49:34 PM  

Karac: Grungehamster: [img.fark.net image 425x301]

Judge Kimba Wood told him straight out this morning that if he wants to be party to this criminal case he needs to stop commenting on the case in the media. Guess this is his answer.

How would he have been a party to that case anyway?


Because Cohen has data on his client, so he would get to represent his client wrt to that data.
 
2018-05-30 2:50:28 PM  

HighOnCraic: nmrsnr: I feel like Michael Avenatti is The Wolf from Pulp Fiction. He's not a good person, you wouldn't want to be his friend, but in the right situation, he's exactly who you want.

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.


Can we suck on each other's bastas?
 
2018-05-30 2:51:34 PM  
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2018-05-30 2:51:38 PM  
Is it the pee?  Please let it be the pee.
 
2018-05-30 2:52:10 PM  

Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?


I don't think it matters at this point; her career is in ruins
 
2018-05-30 2:52:41 PM  

WayneKerr: kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?

We do not know. Probably something about moving on them like biatches, specific biatches and maybe something about a pool party and a nude Dick Cheney.


I just horked so hard I had to go find the cat so I could wake it from its nap with the depth and depravity of my horking.

Payback's a biatch, Teeny.
 
2018-05-30 2:54:53 PM  

Hyjamon: Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?

I don't think it matters at this point; her career is in ruins


HA!    :-P
 
2018-05-30 2:56:20 PM  

Hyjamon: Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?

I don't think it matters at this point; her career is in ruins


Not to mention the sheets, mattress, box spring, carpet, subflooring...
 
2018-05-30 2:56:20 PM  

Hyjamon: Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?

I don't think it matters at this point; her career is in ruins


Perhaps, but for centuries people have been dying to get her attention.
 
2018-05-30 2:56:43 PM  

raerae1980: Myrdinn: raerae1980: Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?

Why you gotta spill my secrets????   *hands on hips*

...I'm looking for a co-authorship? :-P

HA!    I get half of all publication royalties and my name is on top of yours ;-)


Certainly! Wait, that sounds dirty...
 
2018-05-30 2:57:45 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Hyjamon: Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?

I don't think it matters at this point; her career is in ruins

Perhaps, but for centuries people have been dying to get her attention.


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2018-05-30 2:57:46 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Grungehamster: [img.fark.net image 425x301]

Judge Kimba Wood told him straight out this morning that if he wants to be party to this criminal case he needs to stop commenting on the case in the media. Guess this is his answer.

Nice biatch slap, your Honor.


So he's chosen to just keep talking about it rather than be a legal participant? Can someone more legally adept explain this to me? On the surface it looks like he'd rather crow about it on the news than do something about it.
 
2018-05-30 2:57:47 PM  

Do you even grift bro: Dubwise: [YouTube video: Michael Avenatti: Trump's voice is on Cohen tapes]

He says these tapes are under lock and key, whose lock and key?


that's something i don't understand. reports say avenatti calling on cohen to release the tapes. why would cohen have a say in the matter if tapes were disclosed in court. wouldn't it seem the courts would have the say?
 
2018-05-30 2:57:51 PM  

shroom: Is it the pee?  Please let it be the pee.


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/forced to read in her voice
 
2018-05-30 2:57:59 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: NeedlesslyCanadian: Someone fill me in: what the hell does "basta" mean?

Enough.


Interesting, the French use it in exactly the sane way, sort of like "that's it," or "end of story." I had always assumed it was French slang.
 
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2018-05-30 2:59:33 PM  

AgentKGB: One more because reasons

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/i3enBgAZ​x98]

/other woman is Sam Fox
//mmm
///come in 3s


Sam only wants you to call if you are a female.  Nothing wrong with that, but it makes me feel sad a bit.
 
2018-05-30 3:00:04 PM  
Stormy's lesbian MILF porn makes me plump-up like a hot dog in a microwave.
 
2018-05-30 3:03:20 PM  

EmptyCup: Skwishmitten: kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?
[img.fark.net image 191x264]
The tapes with the power.

And now I have that earworm.


What power?
 
2018-05-30 3:05:31 PM  

raerae1980: Myrdinn: raerae1980: Myrdinn: sdd2000: spooky.action: Usernate: Don't make us wait. Leak the tapes.

With the steady stream of evidence flowing out, they won't be able to hold it for long.

True, but will RaeRae be able to hold off for very long?
It occurs to me that she has an anthropology degree, and this could be some interesting... nah, nevermind. We couldn't be the subject of a paper.right?

Why you gotta spill my secrets????   *hands on hips*

...I'm looking for a co-authorship? :-P

HA!    I get half of all publication royalties and my name is on top of yours ;-)


One could ask if it is just the name you want that way? But then is fark my personal erotica site?
 
2018-05-30 3:05:55 PM  

fastfxr: Dumpy's BP must run around 200/150 from all this shiat.


I thought it would be higher than his resting bpm.
 
2018-05-30 3:07:35 PM  

Karac: What's supposed to be on these tapes?


We don't know but there is a rumor of an elevator tape that the head of TMZ was trying to buy just before the election.  (He would have buried it, though, since he's a friend of Trump).

The assumption is that tape is Trump hitting someone, but could be Trump with ''not his wife'
 
2018-05-30 3:09:24 PM  
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2018-05-30 3:09:39 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: For a good time, visit the Fark thread when the investigation was announced.

I wonder how many of the mouth breathers defending Trump are still waiting for Mueller to take a look at Seth Rich? Are they still convinced this will boomerang to Crooked Hillary?


I don't know about Seth Rich, but hillary could end up in the hot seat.
no, i don't mean the electric chair.
 
2018-05-30 3:09:55 PM  
ITT

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2018-05-30 3:11:09 PM  

Snatch Bandergrip: Gyrfalcon: Grungehamster: [img.fark.net image 425x301]

Judge Kimba Wood told him straight out this morning that if he wants to be party to this criminal case he needs to stop commenting on the case in the media. Guess this is his answer.

Nice biatch slap, your Honor.

So he's chosen to just keep talking about it rather than be a legal participant? Can someone more legally adept explain this to me? On the surface it looks like he'd rather crow about it on the news than do something about it.


Look all around and see where the money is.
 
2018-05-30 3:11:10 PM  

ValisIV: Miss5280: AdmirableSnackbar: tommyl66: AdmirableSnackbar: Miss5280: [img.fark.net image 425x356]

Is that a fan club for the Michael Avenatti Fan Club?  They're big fans of fans of Michael Avenatti?

I like the cut of their jib. Sign me up for the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club.

I was a part of the "Michael Avenatti Fan Club Fan Club Fan Club" Fan Club before it was cool.

Ok. Ugh. Sigh. Fair enough. That's what I get for grabbing a picture off of Twitter without studying it more.

Don't be sad, you gave us something funny rather than the endless basta rehash.


What's all this about basta? I've seen Avenatti use that word in a lot of tweets...any idea what it means?
 
2018-05-30 3:11:58 PM  

colon_pow: thismomentinblackhistory: For a good time, visit the Fark thread when the investigation was announced.

I wonder how many of the mouth breathers defending Trump are still waiting for Mueller to take a look at Seth Rich? Are they still convinced this will boomerang to Crooked Hillary?

I don't know about Seth Rich, but hillary could end up in the hot seat.
no, i don't mean the electric chair.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany day now!
 
2018-05-30 3:15:23 PM  
My problem with him using "Basta" all the time is that I seem to remember a famous boxer famously (ha!) said that when he quit a fight because he was getting pounded (I can't remember exactly who it was, and google ain't helping). So when I see that, my first thought is that someone is giving up...
 
2018-05-30 3:16:33 PM  
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2018-05-30 3:16:54 PM  

Stibium: davideggy: Boeheimian Rhapsody: kkinnison: Im an idiot. What tapes?

tapes picked up in the Cohen raid.

Unfortunately (fortunately?) I doubt it's the infamous pee-tape.  That probably only exists in the realm of intelligence agencies if it actually exists, although the lawyer having a copy of the blackmail material wouldn't be that odd.

My bet would be the hinted at Apprentice tapes where he might have used the N-word.  It might have been the same tape, but there was also the story recently that TMZ tipped off Trump to a potentially harmful tape that was then quickly bought up and buried.  These sound more likely to be relevant to the Stormy Daniels case because of the catch and kill angle of it.

Either way, it's a hell of a world we live in that a link to a recently released tape of the President is legitimately a risky click.

Someone did raise the possibility that the Russians may have given Cohen a copy of the peeper tape when he went to Prague, and that Cohen would have kept it somewhere safe. Like in a bank lock box....


Why would the Russians Putin give Cohen a copy of The Pee Tape.
 
2018-05-30 3:17:05 PM  

DoughyGuy: My problem with him using "Basta" all the time is that I seem to remember a famous boxer famously (ha!) said that when he quit a fight because he was getting pounded (I can't remember exactly who it was, and google ain't helping). So when I see that, my first thought is that someone is giving up...


i thought that was "no mas"
 
2018-05-30 3:17:06 PM  

colon_pow: thismomentinblackhistory: For a good time, visit the Fark thread when the investigation was announced.

I wonder how many of the mouth breathers defending Trump are still waiting for Mueller to take a look at Seth Rich? Are they still convinced this will boomerang to Crooked Hillary?

I don't know about Seth Rich, but hillary could end up in the hot seat.
no, i don't mean the electric chair.


I rest my case.
 
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