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Original [TotalFark]
2018-05-30 10:40:10 AM  
Original Tweet:
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2018-05-30 10:40:42 AM  
Was she on Ambien when she dressed as Hitler and baked jew cookies?
 
foo monkey [TotalFark]
2018-05-30 10:46:38 AM  
I was wondering WTF she was on, tweeting at 2:45AM.
 
fly_gal [TotalFark]
2018-05-30 10:48:00 AM  
Is she blaming this on Ambien?  I checked her twitter account and there's too much to scroll through.  I thought she quit twitter...
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2018-05-30 10:48:29 AM  

fly_gal: Is she blaming this on Ambien?


Yes.
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2018-05-30 10:49:02 AM  

FlashHarry: Was she on Ambien when she dressed as Hitler and baked jew cookies?


Man, now I want my mom to make rugelach.
 
ArkPanda [TotalFark]
2018-05-30 10:49:48 AM  
Ambien walrus is done taking the fall for you, Roseanne.
 
RJReves
2018-05-30 10:51:29 AM  
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fly_gal [TotalFark]
2018-05-30 10:51:41 AM  

FlashHarry: fly_gal: Is she blaming this on Ambien?

Yes.


I assumed as much.  Guilty people need scapegoats.
 
RJReves
2018-05-30 10:52:12 AM  

ArkPanda: Ambien walrus is done taking the fall for you, Roseanne.


*flaps tiny hallucinatory flipper
 
Clutch2013
2018-05-30 10:56:23 AM  
She's on Ambien...if you ground it up and mixed it with cocaine first.
 
Gubbo [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2018-05-30 10:57:55 AM  
It would be nice if racists could just own up to being racists.

It isn't actually a career problem, you may not be good enough for Fox News, but there is always Fox Business or NRA TV, or Bretibart, or the White House.
 
Gubbo [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2018-05-30 10:58:21 AM  

Clutch2013: She's on Ambien...if you ground it up and mixed it with cocaine first.


That sounds.... I'll be back in a week or so with a report.
 
Clutch2013
2018-05-30 11:00:23 AM  

Gubbo: Clutch2013: She's on Ambien...if you ground it up and mixed it with cocaine first.

That sounds.... I'll be back in a week or so with a report.


OK, have your funny click.
 
hammettman
2018-05-30 11:03:49 AM  
Read the comments, they are glorious.

If your racism lasts longer than 4 hours...call your doctor? https://t.co/TTW8ilGjXv
- John Berman (@JohnBerman) May 30, 2018

[neo-nazis]
(Chanting)
WE! JUST! TOOK! AMBIEN! pic.twitter.com/esu3IMj8gu
- Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) May 30, 2018
 
enry [TotalFark]
2018-05-30 11:04:01 AM  
But it may cause minor heart explosions.

/or maybe it's just Vaxambien that does that
 
Mike_LowELL [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2018-05-30 11:05:52 AM  
This timeline is so dumb.  It's great.
 
ThomasPaineTrain [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2018-05-30 11:06:30 AM  

FlashHarry: Was she on Ambien when she dressed as Hitler and baked jew cookies?


No way can that story be real.

Googles Roseanne Jew Cookies

Oy vey....
 
Markoff_Cheney [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2018-05-30 11:14:41 AM  

Mike_LowELL: This timeline is so dumb.  It's great.


It sure is a sight to behold.  During an 'Ambien Walkabout' parts of your brain are still running the show, and those parts are racist in thin this instance.  I think a lot of racist people seem to have to convince themselves of it by constantly claiming they are not racist.  There is a lot of strange denial going on with not only that group, but the people that are OK voting for bigots because taxes.
 
RJReves
2018-05-30 11:36:16 AM  

Mike_LowELL: This timeline is so dumb.  It's great.


Feel at home?
 
PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm [TotalFark]
2018-05-30 11:36:32 AM  
Beautiful.
 
ralphjr [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2018-05-30 11:37:04 AM  
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gameshowhost [TotalFark]
2018-05-30 11:37:04 AM  
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Skwishmitten
2018-05-30 11:38:46 AM  
When I was on Ambien, I just had the most wonderful dreams of walking in fields of marigolds and poppies. So maybe I'm florist, not racist?
 
cgraves67
2018-05-30 11:38:50 AM  
The Ambien walrus isn't racist. That's on you.
 
Jacobin
2018-05-30 11:38:57 AM  
That's true but that shiat will fork you up
 
Dangerous_sociopath
2018-05-30 11:39:09 AM  
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mattj1984
2018-05-30 11:39:15 AM  
Looks like the Twitter writer for Wendy's has a side gig!
 
lennavan
2018-05-30 11:39:17 AM  
I'm so glad they tweeted this out.  My first thought when I heard she blamed it on the Ambien was people already blame way too much stupid shiat on meds, if we let her blame racism on a med then we've gone way too far.

I hope this tweet gets picked up and reported every time someone reports this Roseanne story.
 
TheDarkSaintOfGin [TotalFark]
2018-05-30 11:39:21 AM  

ThomasPaineTrain: FlashHarry: Was she on Ambien when she dressed as Hitler and baked jew cookies?

No way can that story be real.

Googles Roseanne Jew Cookies

Oy vey....


You're braver than I am.  I wouldn't google it but I just assumed it was true after seeing other photos on Fark from the shoot.  This was informed by how outspoken she is about her racis.... views.
 
APO_Buddha [TotalFark]
2018-05-30 11:39:46 AM  
I've taken a lot of drugs in my life. None of them have made me racist.
 
Gestalt
2018-05-30 11:40:10 AM  
More like Klanbien, amiright?
 
SoCalChris [recently expired TotalFark] [BareFark]
2018-05-30 11:40:14 AM  

FlashHarry: Was she on Ambien when she dressed as Hitler and baked jew cookies?


Yes!

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Cache
2018-05-30 11:40:29 AM  
Actually, racism is more a product of ignorance and hate.
See: Education Cuts, Fox News
 
steklo [TotalFark]
2018-05-30 11:40:54 AM  

Clutch2013: She's on Ambien...if you ground it up and mixed it with cocaine first.


Is that a thing?

Is it like taking ecstasy and viagra?


I would try both of them.
 
BadReligion [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2018-05-30 11:41:58 AM  

steklo: Clutch2013: She's on Ambien...if you ground it up and mixed it with cocaine first.

Is that a thing?

Is it like taking ecstasy and viagra?


I would try both of them.


I bet Ice T has a cool street name for cocaine and Ambian.
 
Hal5423
2018-05-30 11:42:32 AM  

Clutch2013: She's on Ambien...if you ground it up and mixed it with cocaine first.


Don't knock it till you try it...
 
JammerJim [TotalFark]
2018-05-30 11:43:01 AM  
She's gonna need some cream for that burn.
 
Emposter [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2018-05-30 11:43:25 AM  
Nice burn.  Whoever is running Sanofi's twitter has some nice snark in them.
 
rewind2846
2018-05-30 11:45:36 AM  
If it isn't in you, it can't come out of you.
 
centrifugal bumblepuppy [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2018-05-30 11:45:37 AM  
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The_Sponge [TotalFark]
2018-05-30 11:47:34 AM  
I'm just glad I didn't do anything weird when I was on it....at least, I don't remember doing anything weird.

/Will never take it during a flight.
//Just in case.
///Don't want to take my clothes off and have my story end up on Fark.
 
cherryl taggart [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2018-05-30 11:47:37 AM  
The way I understand it, Ambien walrus makes you do things that are out of character for you.  Seeing how we have evidence of previous bad acts on her part, I'm thinking she was drunk as a skunk.  She needs to go silent and go back to her farm in Hawaii, and wait for the lava.
 
willfullyobscure
2018-05-30 11:47:50 AM  
Yes, let's all clap like seals for Sanofi making a snide remark about an old woman in poor mental health, and let's just ignore that they're literally cartoon villains that overcharge sick war veterans for desperately needed medicine among other sins.
 
Yoda's Pen Is
2018-05-30 11:48:34 AM  
On a couple of occasions I have taken Ambien. I describe it as "time travelling" because you take it and after 60 seconds you are being told it is 12 hours later.
 
JNowe
2018-05-30 11:48:40 AM  
You know you farked up when pharmaceutical companies get to be morally smug.
 
PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm [TotalFark]
2018-05-30 11:48:41 AM  
It's almost like a decent person is a decent person and asshole is an asshole and chemical substances don't change that much at all.
 
pkjun [TotalFark]
2018-05-30 11:49:03 AM  

Cache: Actually, racism is more a product of ignorance and hate.
See: Education Cuts, Fox News


Hate, yes. Ignorance, eh. People really really really want to believe that racists simply don't know any better, and that they're all just one Hallmark Moment away from filling their shriveled little hearts with love for ethnic minorities.

Which is a delusion that racists are really good at exploiting when they're caught. And it's a version of what Roseanne is doing now, in this tweet and others: oh, gee, sorry, yeah, that was a bad tweet, totally screwed that one up, must have been the Ambien or something, what a dumb mistake. But now that you've shown me the error of my ways I'll be good, I promise. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, really. Gee, I didn't even know she was black, and I didn't know it was bad to call a black person an ape, and I didn't know anything really and it's all a big misunderstanding.

Meanwhile she continues to like and retweet all sorts of toxic racist/far-right/conspiracy puke, even as she grovels about how sorry she was for her ignorant "joke."
 
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2018-05-30 11:49:29 AM  

Original: While all pharmaceutical treatments have side effects, racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication.


That's funny, nobody predicted that total eclipse!
 
Karac
2018-05-30 11:49:35 AM  
If taking ambien makes you a racist, that just means you're better* at hiding your racism when you're not on it.

*better at, not necessarily good at
 
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