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2018-05-30 9:21:38 AM  
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2018-05-30 9:41:46 AM  
"Well, there you go, looks brand new."
"I just got a text. An evil glowing eye just appeared over the Washington monument."
"Look it's not our problem if Steve Bannon is back in DC."
 
2018-05-30 10:09:40 AM  
Where's Melania again?
 
2018-05-30 10:51:20 AM  
No, Sarah will still be giving a briefing today.
 
2018-05-30 10:52:08 AM  
I thought this headline meant huckaboo was out. Shoot.
 
2018-05-30 10:53:00 AM  
Whew, our long national nightmare is finally over.

/reads article, damn it!
 
2018-05-30 10:54:16 AM  

mrshowrules: Where's Melania again?


I feel really sorry for her. All her work on that escape tunnel only for it to be discovered and filled in.
 
2018-05-30 10:54:17 AM  
So we know where to look if a porn star goes missing in the near future.   Things are getting sloppy since Trump fired his fixer, their even forgetting to fill in the graves.
 
2018-05-30 10:55:14 AM  
So obvious pits to hell are opening at the White House now

Before Trump they were only implied...

Got to be more subtle about it
 
2018-05-30 10:55:34 AM  
No one shuts up Phil, he's all in.
 
2018-05-30 10:56:09 AM  
Joke's on them. That was the hole leading out of hell.
 
2018-05-30 10:56:37 AM  
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2018-05-30 10:56:45 AM  
Well, so much for Michelle's vegetable garden.
 
2018-05-30 10:57:39 AM  
So did they even give a reason for the sinkhole in the first place? Faulty plumbing?
 
2018-05-30 10:57:42 AM  
Trump had to roll up his sleeves and show them how to do the combover properly.
 
2018-05-30 10:58:03 AM  
Is Pickle being called in for maintenance?
 
2018-05-30 10:58:04 AM  
Now if they could just muzzle Sarah Huckabee-Sanders.
 
2018-05-30 10:58:11 AM  

mrshowrules: Where's Melania again?


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//obscure?
 
2018-05-30 10:58:40 AM  
That reminds me... Trump and the French head dude planted a tree when he visited a couple months back.  They had to dig it up and quarantine the tree because customs (I don't know why the French guy didn't just stop by English Gardens on his way to the White House but he didn't so here we are).  What ever happened to that tree?  Was it replanted?  Did Trump just pitch it?
 
2018-05-30 10:59:25 AM  

whidbey: So did they even give a reason for the sinkhole in the first place? Faulty plumbing?


Maybe Trump just prefers properties with sinkholes?
 
2018-05-30 11:00:34 AM  
Briefly my favorite sinkhole of all time.
 
2018-05-30 11:00:52 AM  

Soon Right Away: mrshowrules: Where's Melania again?

I feel really sorry for her. All her work on that escape tunnel only for it to be discovered and filled in.


Should have had this guy help.
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2018-05-30 11:00:58 AM  
Mad_Radhu:
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//obscure, again?
 
2018-05-30 11:01:17 AM  

Badmoodman: mrshowrules: Where's Melania again?

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//obscure?


Anything with Grace Kelly is acceptable.
 
2018-05-30 11:04:08 AM  

Badmoodman: Mad_Radhu:
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//obscure, again?


Nothing with Richard Attenborough is too obscure.
 
2018-05-30 11:06:56 AM  
Somebody find enough sand to pound into that rathole?
 
2018-05-30 11:09:39 AM  
"The sinkhole appeared on the White House lawn one year to the day that a sinkhole appeared in front of President Trump's Mar-a-Lago home..."

/ relevant?
 
2018-05-30 11:12:40 AM  
Oh no, it isn't. The hellmouth is still open for business. About 100 feet farther away from the fence.
 
2018-05-30 11:14:14 AM  
Did they fill it with the corpses of fired staffers?
 
2018-05-30 11:17:17 AM  
Hellmouth closed!

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And there was much rejoicing!
 
2018-05-30 11:17:24 AM  

Badmoodman: mrshowrules: Where's Melania again?

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//obscure?


Is it Fritzl?
 
2018-05-30 11:18:24 AM  

Badmoodman: Mad_Radhu:
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//obscure, again?


The Great Escape is ANYTHING but obscure, Herr Bartlett.
 
2018-05-30 11:18:48 AM  
Nope.

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2018-05-30 11:19:34 AM  
Close down Harry and work exclusively on Tom. Dig day and night.
 
2018-05-30 11:21:31 AM  

Soon Right Away: whidbey: So did they even give a reason for the sinkhole in the first place? Faulty plumbing?

Maybe Trump just prefers properties with sinkholes?


They are portals for this ongoing Trump Project:
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2018-05-30 11:22:58 AM  
It was hotter than Hooker in Heater, and hotter than Heater in Hellmouth...
 
2018-05-30 11:26:01 AM  

fernt: Well, so much for Michelle's vegetable garden.


I'm fairly certain that patch of land was burned and salted January 21st, 2017.
Vegetables for liberal pansies.
 
2018-05-30 11:31:08 AM  

bdub77: "Well, there you go, looks brand new."
"I just got a text. An evil glowing eye just appeared over the Washington monument."
"Look it's not our problem if Steve Bannon is back in DC."


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2018-05-30 11:32:54 AM  

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Slayer outside should have told you.
 
2018-05-30 11:34:22 AM  

Johnson: Soon Right Away: whidbey: So did they even give a reason for the sinkhole in the first place? Faulty plumbing?

Maybe Trump just prefers properties with sinkholes?

They are portals for this ongoing Trump Project:
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Well, that "artist" never read Dante. The lowest level of hell in Inferno is a frozen lake.
 
2018-05-30 11:35:57 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Johnson: Soon Right Away: whidbey: So did they even give a reason for the sinkhole in the first place? Faulty plumbing?

Maybe Trump just prefers properties with sinkholes?

They are portals for this ongoing Trump Project:
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Well, that "artist" never read Dante. The lowest level of hell in Inferno is a frozen lake.


That's in Melania's eyes.

*vreet vreet vreet vreet *
 
2018-05-30 11:49:17 AM  
You can't just toss a couple of shovels of dirt in a hellmouth and walk away.
 
2018-05-30 11:49:33 AM  
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Should not have called that all in.
 
2018-05-30 11:52:10 AM  
Observers noted the White House sinkhole was growing by the day.

Observers noted the White House sinkhole was growing by the day.
Observers noted the White House sinkhole was growing by the day.
 
2018-05-30 12:15:33 PM  
Aren't sinkholes indicative of a leak?
 
2018-05-30 12:19:11 PM  

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There is another one in Cleveland, too.
 
2018-05-30 12:35:22 PM  
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2018-05-30 12:44:59 PM  
They had best watch them boys real careful. They could turn at any moment.

/Get the colt.
 
2018-05-30 12:50:38 PM  
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2018-05-30 12:51:47 PM  
Sorry folks, Hellmouth's closed.
Shubniggurath out front should've told ya.
 
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