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(Mediaite)   Romneybot had to be reprogrammed for the Utah senate race   (mediaite.com) divider line
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2018-05-29 4:22:05 PM  
I bet he got a corrupted emotion chip from his evil twin brotherbot, Bore.
 
2018-05-29 4:42:47 PM  
Here's what I know. Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud. His promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University.
He's playing the members of the American public for suckers. He gets a free ride to the White House and all we get is a lousy hat.


You're right Mitt, Trump really has exceeded expectations.
 
2018-05-29 4:47:52 PM  
Very funny how that Russian wetware named Putin nixed Romney's grovelling bid to be Secretary of State.  At the very least, we still have that photo to enjoy for the ages.
 
2018-05-29 4:54:36 PM  
He sounds bitter.
 
2018-05-29 4:55:40 PM  
Nah, I'm pretty sure an absolute clusterf*ck is what most of us expected.
 
2018-05-29 4:56:00 PM  
"The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted him easy, but this version is new. He looks human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. I had to wait till he ran for office until I could zero in on him"
 
2018-05-29 4:56:22 PM  
Came for GoT reference, leaving disappointed.
 
2018-05-29 5:00:58 PM  
Isn't Trump pretty unpopular in Utah?
 
2018-05-29 5:02:35 PM  
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2018-05-29 5:03:05 PM  
What about his binders? Have they been upgraded to zip disks yet?
 
2018-05-29 5:03:36 PM  
Thanks Romney for being that "see which way the wind is blowing" coward we thought you were. For awhile many of us here on FARK were thinking about respecting you.

Thanks for no letting us down and being the spineless coward we knew you were!!!
 
2018-05-29 5:04:33 PM  

TheDarkSaintOfGin: He sounds bitter.


It's so sad how hard it hit him when the morons he was counting on riding into the Presidency chose rancid pig anus over white bread.

/not sad at all
 
2018-05-29 5:08:46 PM  
I thought the GOP hated when politicians would move from one state to another and then run for office.
 
2018-05-29 5:09:38 PM  
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"Don't bogart that juice, Rosie."
 
2018-05-29 5:13:41 PM  
I wonder what my price would be to pretend Donald is something other than vile. A senate seat has moral obligations that make it inappropriate as a reward but Romney's reversal makes me wonder what my own price would be.
 
2018-05-29 5:13:44 PM  
Fark. You. Mitt.
 
2018-05-29 5:14:56 PM  

Corvus: Thanks Romney for being that "see which way the wind is blowing" coward we thought you were. For awhile many of us here on FARK were thinking about respecting you.

Thanks for no letting us down and being the spineless coward we knew you were!!!


At no point was that spineless wearer of magic underpants worthy of even a modicum of respect. For shame!
 
2018-05-29 5:19:35 PM  

grandma's famous pot pie recipe: Isn't Trump pretty unpopular in Utah?


Trump was unusually unpopular for a Republican. He still won the state by double digits. Romney appears to be riding a line so that no matter how you feel about Trump you can feel okay about voting for him. He really has no beliefs of his own, just software upgrades.
 
2018-05-29 5:20:04 PM  

whither_apophis: I thought the GOP hated when politicians would move from one state to another and then run for office.


Being conservative means never having to be weighed down by what's politically inconvenient.
 
2018-05-29 5:23:42 PM  
The Mormons were opposed to Trump, when it seemed certain that Trump was not going to be president.  Ever since Trump won, every Mormon I personally know, and I know a hell of a lot, have come out as pro-Trump, because just like the evangelicals, they see him as god's chosen servant to make abortion illegal and brown people go away.  At least in the case of the racist Mormons.

Funny thing, Mormons who spent their two years in brown countries, or speaking a second language, tend to be turned off by open racism, but the second a Republican get's the nomination, they become blind to that racism.  Mormons who went on English speaking missions tend to be just as every bit as bad as evangelicals.  There are exceptions to both these rules, but it seems to effect most of them.  Hell, in most American missions, there is a lot of animosity between English only Mormon missionaries, and the ones who are trained for non-English languages, because the foreign language speakers see themselves as the better missionaries, and the English speakers tend to see Spanish, or other non-English speaking converts, as not real Mormons.
 
2018-05-29 5:23:57 PM  
This farking guy...I watched "Mitt" when it was on HBO. (I know, I know...) He can't make a decision to save his life. He would decide one thing on the campaign trail only to be talked out of it by his staffers. And usually his personal decision was the best one. But he suffers from a severe case of self-doubting.

And here it is again--saying one thing (THE RIGHT THING) only to be talked into saying something different. Grow a pair, Mitt.
 
2018-05-29 5:24:08 PM  
Romney is just as much a self-serving narcissistic asshole as Trump is, only Romney can't be outwardly like Trump due to fact he'd be ostracized by the company he likes to keep if he did.
 
2018-05-29 5:26:57 PM  
why is this guy still in politics? he lost the general election 6 years ago, so he won't be getting that opportunity again. he has more money than 99.99% of the population, he's old AF, and has a large and growing extended family. what drives this dude to still do this shiat?

retire and enjoy your twilight years, Mitt
 
2018-05-29 5:29:23 PM  
FTFA: Candidate Romney Reevaluates Trump: Still No Role Model but 'Exceeded Expectations'


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2018-05-29 5:29:44 PM  

odinsposse: grandma's famous pot pie recipe: Isn't Trump pretty unpopular in Utah?

Trump was unusually unpopular for a Republican. He still won the state by double digits. Romney appears to be riding a line so that no matter how you feel about Trump you can feel okay about voting for him. He really has no beliefs of his own, just software upgrades.


Trump did win the state by double digits, but he also only pulled in 45% of the vote instead of the 60-70% that Republican presidential candidates usually get in Utah
 
2018-05-29 5:30:55 PM  

Gotfire: [img.fark.net image 425x469]


Preemptively start her to a career in plastic surgery.
Move with her to Hollywood.
???
Profit.
 
2018-05-29 5:33:33 PM  

Kid the Universe: why is this guy still in politics? he lost the general election 6 years ago, so he won't be getting that opportunity again. he has more money than 99.99% of the population, he's old AF, and has a large and growing extended family. what drives this dude to still do this shiat?

retire and enjoy your twilight years, Mitt


I bet it bugs the crap out of Romney that Trump succeeded where he failed so Romney wants another chance at being President (because narcissists are going to narcissist).
 
2018-05-29 5:35:06 PM  
Republicans are transparent invertebrates.
 
2018-05-29 5:35:24 PM  
I thought we would all be dead by now so, he has also exceeded my terrible, terrible expectations.
 
2018-05-29 5:36:24 PM  
Yikes, what a scary picture. Romney looks more humanlike than the cackling demon he's seated with.
 
2018-05-29 5:37:15 PM  
"Exceeded expectations"?

Well, I don't think anyone expected a shiatshow this massive.
 
2018-05-29 5:40:01 PM  
So what expectations has he exceeded exactly. I thought that by this time into his Presidency, I would be scavenging the Wasteland for food and murdering a fellow human being over some shrink wrapped Salisbury steak. That hasn't happened yet, so I guess he exceeded my expectations.
 
2018-05-29 5:46:15 PM  
It's like Trump's goons round up their families and put guns to their heads every time Republicans who hate Trump's guts go on camera.  What in the shiatting hell does he have on you, Mitt?
 
2018-05-29 5:49:30 PM  

Lackofname: "Exceeded expectations"?

Well, I don't think anyone expected a shiatshow this massive.


Lower unemployment
Better economy
Progress with North Korea ten previous presidents couldn't make
Screw Iran
Tighter illegal immigration enforcement
Making good on a promise to Israel
Thank god a decent Supreme Court judge appointed

...yes, a "massive sh*tshow for sure. You must be tired from all this losing.
 
2018-05-29 5:50:33 PM  

I want that sauce Morty!: So what expectations has he exceeded exactly.


Ten times the originally projected stigginit.
 
2018-05-29 5:51:14 PM  
How are his kids Thudd and Mopp doing?
 
2018-05-29 6:02:48 PM  

grandma's famous pot pie recipe: Isn't Trump pretty unpopular in Utah?


It's a weird thing. Half the Mormons hate him and half like him. But in the end, they all vote for him because that's what cults do.
 
2018-05-29 6:03:17 PM  

CodeMonkey4Life: I wonder what my price would be to pretend Donald is something other than vile. A senate seat has moral obligations that make it inappropriate as a reward but Romney's reversal makes me wonder what my own price would be.


My price
I get to chose who lives and who dies
 
2018-05-29 6:14:33 PM  

fernt: Lackofname: "Exceeded expectations"?

Well, I don't think anyone expected a shiatshow this massive.

Lower unemployment
Better economy
Progress with North Korea ten previous presidents couldn't make
Screw Iran
Tighter illegal immigration enforcement
Making good on a promise to Israel
Thank god a decent Supreme Court judge appointed

...yes, a "massive sh*tshow for sure. You must be tired from all this losing.


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2018-05-29 7:35:00 PM  
But what about his lucrative rap career?

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2018-05-29 8:13:16 PM  
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2018-05-29 9:09:52 PM  
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2018-05-29 9:16:30 PM  

fragMasterFlash: What about his binders? Have they been upgraded to zip disks yet?


Zip disks full of  **click**  **click** **click**
 
2018-05-29 9:37:05 PM  

Harry_Seldon: fragMasterFlash: What about his binders? Have they been upgraded to zip disks yet?

Zip disks full of  **click**  **click** **click**


< googles to get current info re USB drives >

Ok, never mind the joke I was going to make re: zip drives and never hearing that clicking with one o' them new-fangled USB drives, and losing out on that nostalgia...  apparently you can get 2 *T*B USB flash drives now.

Mind. Blown.
 
2018-05-29 10:00:06 PM  
Still a lemon. Still all wet.

/Grumpy Cat: GOOD
 
2018-05-29 11:17:22 PM  
Good lord, has anyone ever been as politically cowardly as Mitt Romney? Aside from the fact that he looks like the kind of guy who would be cast to play a the President on TV, I can't imagine how anyone would ever listen to this guy and think "Yeah, this man has presidential qualities."
 
2018-05-30 1:41:19 AM  
Beep boop self deportations bleep blep.
 
2018-05-30 1:42:19 AM  
Starting to see Romney signs going up.  Cheep, small ones.  Smaller that people running for town counsel seats.
That last football season he showed up at a game at LaVell Edwards stadium and was announced to the crowd.  The applause could have been louder.
 
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