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(Travel and Leisure)   I only drink wine bottled in an obscure region near Cleveland. It's a unique little terroir, you probably haven't heard of it   ( divider line
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2018-05-28 7:32:42 PM  
"It's a naive domestic burgundy without any breeding , but I think you'll be amused by its presumption."
     --James Thurber
2018-05-28 7:55:07 PM  
Oisseau Tonnerre?
2018-05-28 8:23:22 PM  
I just got back from a great restaurant in New York, and I don't recall seeing any Cleveland wines in their cellar.  In fact there was nothing from the East Coast whatsoever.
2018-05-28 8:25:26 PM  
Yet another proof that wine ratings are bullshiat.
2018-05-28 9:33:43 PM  
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2018-05-28 9:42:30 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yet another proof that wine ratings are bullshiat.

I prefer my wine rated R or harder.
2018-05-28 9:54:03 PM  

I think they mispelled 'Put-In Bay'.
2018-05-28 9:59:42 PM  

AtlanticCoast63: ...Coshocton?.....

I think they mispelled 'Put-In Bay'.

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2018-05-28 10:02:47 PM  
I just can't get into wine. I'll drink it, if I have to (some social situations demand it), and it's not *bad*, but it's not something I ever ask for or crave.

When I want alcohol, which is rare, I want a Founder's Porter, or a cranberry vodka.

/IPAs are for douchebags
2018-05-28 10:18:43 PM  

AtlanticCoast63: ...Coshocton?.....

I think they mispelled 'Put-In Bay'.

Handle checks out and has been reported to the Coast Guard.
2018-05-28 10:19:55 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yet another proof that wine ratings are bullshiat.

I've had wines from Erie PA, and they made MD 20/20 taste like decent vintage.
2018-05-28 10:48:19 PM  
Wine from Cleveland? I think subby misspelled "terrier."
2018-05-28 10:57:01 PM  
I drink the white wine from china. Its reminiscent of paint thinner or formaldehyde. For true conessuiers only.
2018-05-28 10:57:31 PM  
Made from the fermented tears of Browns and Indians fans and matured in empty trophy cases
2018-05-28 11:19:18 PM  
Pfft, I only drink wines from Kershocktin Ohio....

Monster Quest: Ohio Grassman 2/4
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You've probably never heard of it before.

/About 40 mins south of "Kershocktin", but I never heard of the place, Raven's Glenn is more advertised
//yes, that was on The History Channel.
2018-05-29 6:52:03 AM  
Uh, subs?  Coshocton is nowhere near Cleveland.

/"who cares, Pfom!!, it's all Ohio, which uniformly sucks"
2018-05-29 8:29:12 AM  
So what is this thread, the war on terroir?
2018-05-29 3:37:34 PM  
Ohio is strange enough, but how did Anchorage, Alaska come in ninth place in TFA.
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