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2018-05-28 12:22:19 AM  
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2018-05-28 12:33:41 AM  
I saw elsewhere* that she changed her home location on her twitter account.

* Okay, I didn't see it but my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw it on twitter, so it must be pretty serious.
 
2018-05-28 12:35:51 AM  
wouldn't surprise me if she was gearing up for either divorce or getting outta D.C. for the impeachment riots.
 
2018-05-28 12:36:21 AM  
Ugh. And this would mean just throwing more money away on Trump Tower security.
 
2018-05-28 12:36:51 AM  

wademh: I saw elsewhere* that she changed her home location on her twitter account.

* Okay, I didn't see it but my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw it on twitter, so it must be pretty serious.


Thank you wademh...
 
2018-05-28 12:36:55 AM  
I guess Trump will have  more time to spend with Melanie then.
 
2018-05-28 12:37:01 AM  
Well, there is that thing about her health that isn't entirely clear.
 
2018-05-28 12:39:04 AM  

JulieAzel626: Well, there is that thing about her health that isn't entirely clear.


yeah, did that seem weird to anyone else or is it just what's now considered 'normal' for this administration?  because it seems weird.  its weird, isn't it?

gotdammit.
 
2018-05-28 12:42:51 AM  
Apparently Trump's greasy fingerprints are everywhere in the WH. They are on walls, light switches and the fine wallpaper. Trump has even been seen wiping his hands on the fine silk drapes after he finishes a bucket of KFC. And as for Melania and the mess Trump has made of her clothes. Melania was overheard saying "This is the kind of job only a NY dry cleaner can handle."
 
2018-05-28 12:43:44 AM  

Weaver95: JulieAzel626: Well, there is that thing about her health that isn't entirely clear.

yeah, did that seem weird to anyone else or is it just what's now considered 'normal' for this administration?  because it seems weird.  its weird, isn't it?

gotdammit.


In normal times journalist would be digging around to see just what is up with The First Lady.

Journalists are now overwhelmed with tons of other stuff l.
 
2018-05-28 12:49:19 AM  

JulieAzel626: Weaver95: JulieAzel626: Well, there is that thing about her health that isn't entirely clear.

yeah, did that seem weird to anyone else or is it just what's now considered 'normal' for this administration?  because it seems weird.  its weird, isn't it?

gotdammit.

In normal times journalist would be digging around to see just what is up with The First Lady.

Journalists are now overwhelmed with tons of other stuff l.


there's just a lot of weirdness around this 'first family'.
 
2018-05-28 12:52:00 AM  
Told to prepare for what, exactly? There's the possibility of riots as mentioned up-thread, but what else besides that or divorce? Or am I overthinking it?
 
2018-05-28 12:53:10 AM  

pxlboy: Told to prepare for what, exactly? There's the possibility of riots as mentioned up-thread, but what else besides that or divorce? Or am I overthinking it?


got me.  that's just it - NOBODY knows what's up with the First Lady.  Only that she hasn't been seen since her hospital visit...and even that was kinda weird.
 
2018-05-28 12:54:09 AM  

pxlboy: Told to prepare for what, exactly? There's the possibility of riots as mentioned up-thread, but what else besides that or divorce? Or am I overthinking it?


Probably just prepare to base themselves in NYC instead of DC and to make the necessary security arrangements for a long term stay instead of just a short visit.
 
2018-05-28 12:54:23 AM  
Guy on twitter said she might have needed that surgery due to a kidney punch. Hubby has been pretty unhinged lately.
 
2018-05-28 12:57:51 AM  

Lambskincoat: Guy on twitter said she might have needed that surgery due to a kidney punch. Hubby has been pretty unhinged lately.


I had not considered that possibility.  Donny might very well be an abusive husband.
 
2018-05-28 1:02:28 AM  

Weaver95: Lambskincoat: Guy on twitter said she might have needed that surgery due to a kidney punch. Hubby has been pretty unhinged lately.

I had not considered that possibility.  Donny might very well be an abusive husband.


Donny has committed enough verifiable misdeeds that we don't need to resort to Alex Jones-esque conspiracy theories, IMO.
 
2018-05-28 1:07:01 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Weaver95: Lambskincoat: Guy on twitter said she might have needed that surgery due to a kidney punch. Hubby has been pretty unhinged lately.

I had not considered that possibility.  Donny might very well be an abusive husband.

Donny has committed enough verifiable misdeeds that we don't need to resort to Alex Jones-esque conspiracy theories, IMO.


true....but there are some oddities about the First Lady just vanishing like this.  unannounced 'routine' surgery followed by seclusion from the public?  I'd think if nothing else, a pic of the First Lady and her smiling husband by her side as she recovers from 'routine' surgery would be a no brainer feel good photo op.
 
2018-05-28 1:07:55 AM  

Weaver95: Lambskincoat: Guy on twitter said she might have needed that surgery due to a kidney punch. Hubby has been pretty unhinged lately.

I had not considered that possibility.  Donny might very well be an abusive husband.


 He IS an abusive, rapist husband. Ask Ivana.
 
2018-05-28 1:09:54 AM  

Weaver95: true....but there are some oddities about the First Lady just vanishing like this. unannounced 'routine' surgery followed by seclusion from the public? I'd think if nothing else, a pic of the First Lady and her smiling husband by her side as she recovers from 'routine' surgery would be a no brainer feel good photo op.


Not if she has a black eye.
 
2018-05-28 1:10:00 AM  

Weaver95: TuteTibiImperes: Weaver95: Lambskincoat: Guy on twitter said she might have needed that surgery due to a kidney punch. Hubby has been pretty unhinged lately.

I had not considered that possibility.  Donny might very well be an abusive husband.

Donny has committed enough verifiable misdeeds that we don't need to resort to Alex Jones-esque conspiracy theories, IMO.

true....but there are some oddities about the First Lady just vanishing like this.  unannounced 'routine' surgery followed by seclusion from the public?  I'd think if nothing else, a pic of the First Lady and her smiling husband by her side as she recovers from 'routine' surgery would be a no brainer feel good photo op.


 Her seclusion is especially odd since she just announced what was supposed to be a very visible Be Best campaign initiative.  To go silent right after announcing it is bizarre.
 
2018-05-28 1:13:13 AM  

Weaver95: TuteTibiImperes: Weaver95: Lambskincoat: Guy on twitter said she might have needed that surgery due to a kidney punch. Hubby has been pretty unhinged lately.

I had not considered that possibility.  Donny might very well be an abusive husband.

Donny has committed enough verifiable misdeeds that we don't need to resort to Alex Jones-esque conspiracy theories, IMO.

true....but there are some oddities about the First Lady just vanishing like this.  unannounced 'routine' surgery followed by seclusion from the public?  I'd think if nothing else, a pic of the First Lady and her smiling husband by her side as she recovers from 'routine' surgery would be a no brainer feel good photo op.


They could be unrelated.  Her medical condition could've just been a normal bad luck medical condition.  Her leaving could easily be because she's tired of living with a man who cheated on her with porn stars and probably makes her wear a Hillary mask when they have sex.
 
2018-05-28 1:16:25 AM  
I saw the video of her batting away his hand three times while he trying to hold it. In the end he just grabbed her hand hard. He would not be rejected for something as trivial as a hand hold.
 
2018-05-28 1:16:26 AM  

Miss5280: Weaver95: TuteTibiImperes: Weaver95: Lambskincoat: Guy on twitter said she might have needed that surgery due to a kidney punch. Hubby has been pretty unhinged lately.

I had not considered that possibility.  Donny might very well be an abusive husband.

Donny has committed enough verifiable misdeeds that we don't need to resort to Alex Jones-esque conspiracy theories, IMO.

true....but there are some oddities about the First Lady just vanishing like this.  unannounced 'routine' surgery followed by seclusion from the public?  I'd think if nothing else, a pic of the First Lady and her smiling husband by her side as she recovers from 'routine' surgery would be a no brainer feel good photo op.

 Her seclusion is especially odd since she just announced what was supposed to be a very visible Be Best campaign initiative.  To go silent right after announcing it is bizarre.


I mean, don't get me wrong.  there might very well BE a legit reason for her disappearance.  But this is more than a bit strange.  then again, EVERYTHING about the first family is strange.  so maybe this is what's normal for them?

I dunno.  it seems weird.
 
2018-05-28 1:24:42 AM  

Weaver95: JulieAzel626: Well, there is that thing about her health that isn't entirely clear.

yeah, did that seem weird to anyone else or is it just what's now considered 'normal' for this administration?  because it seems weird.  its weird, isn't it?

gotdammit.


Spending 5 days in the hospital for an outpatient procedure is weird now? Is that weird?
 
2018-05-28 1:27:48 AM  

propasaurus: Weaver95: JulieAzel626: Well, there is that thing about her health that isn't entirely clear.

yeah, did that seem weird to anyone else or is it just what's now considered 'normal' for this administration?  because it seems weird.  its weird, isn't it?

gotdammit.

Spending 5 days in the hospital for an outpatient procedure is weird now? Is that weird?


actually yeah, it is....esp when its the First Lady, it was unannounced, we were told it was 'routine' and she hasn't been seen in public since she went to the hospital.  the first lady also just kicked off a PR campaign too, and now suddenly goes into seclusion?
 
2018-05-28 1:29:39 AM  

Weaver95: TuteTibiImperes: Weaver95: Lambskincoat: Guy on twitter said she might have needed that surgery due to a kidney punch. Hubby has been pretty unhinged lately.

I had not considered that possibility.  Donny might very well be an abusive husband.

Donny has committed enough verifiable misdeeds that we don't need to resort to Alex Jones-esque conspiracy theories, IMO.

true....but there are some oddities about the First Lady just vanishing like this.  unannounced 'routine' surgery followed by seclusion from the public?  I'd think if nothing else, a pic of the First Lady and her smiling husband by her side as she recovers from 'routine' surgery would be a no brainer feel good photo op.


Now, let's look back at the "routine surgery" - it was a renal embolization.  This means the surgeon went in to block off blood flow to either a benign cyst and/or direct chemo- or radiotherapy to a malignant growth within the kidney.  She was in for five days.  This means the doctor had no idea yet if the growth was benign or malignant.  First day, biopsy, with a rush on the results.  Second day, implantation of the hardware in the veins to block the blood flow and deliver the appropriate medication if malignant.  Rest of the time, monitor and allow patient to rest.

If she's being treated for any renal condition, some of the best specialists in that field are in NYC.  It's easy enough to concoct a tale of her heading back to NYC for the summer so Barron can hang out with his friends.  It's also a lot easier to avoid the press when leaving Trump Tower than it is the WH.  With bonus not having to listen to Donald ranting and raving as Mueller tightens the noose.
 
2018-05-28 1:33:09 AM  

Praise Cheesus: If she's being treated for any renal condition, some of the best specialists in that field are in NYC.  It's easy enough to concoct a tale of her heading back to NYC for the summer so Barron can hang out with his friends.  It's also a lot easier to avoid the press when leaving Trump Tower than it is the WH.  With bonus not having to listen to Donald ranting and raving as Mueller tightens the noose.


yeah, but if she's got a serious or potentially serious medical condition then why keep it so quiet?  seems weird.  ok, so if she's got kidney cancer then why keep it so hush hush?  again - a no brainer cynical family centered photo op would get Donny at least SOME bounce in the polls.  he just has to pretend to care for about 10 min and a couple of quick snapped photos and off it goes.  instead he agrees to hide the wife away because she's sick?
 
2018-05-28 1:41:52 AM  
Isn't she like currently banging the head of Trump Tower security? That's probably why.
 
2018-05-28 1:42:53 AM  
I have questions.
 
2018-05-28 1:44:11 AM  
She made her bed. Let her pee in it.
 
2018-05-28 1:44:16 AM  

Miss5280: Ugh. And this would mean just throwing more money away on Trump Tower security.


Rich capitalists love socialism but only for themselves
 
2018-05-28 1:45:43 AM  

Miss5280: Her seclusion is especially odd since she just announced what was supposed to be a very visible Be Best campaign initiative. To go silent right after announcing it is bizarre.


That campaign was widely mocked and ridiculed.

She'll never mention it again.
 
2018-05-28 1:46:09 AM  

girlygirlmpls: Apparently Trump's greasy fingerprints are everywhere in the WH. They are on walls, light switches and the fine wallpaper. Trump has even been seen wiping his hands on the fine silk drapes after he finishes a bucket of KFC. And as for Melania and the mess Trump has made of her clothes. Melania was overheard saying "This is the kind of job only a NY dry cleaner can handle."


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2018-05-28 1:46:11 AM  

JulieAzel626: Weaver95: JulieAzel626: Well, there is that thing about her health that isn't entirely clear.

yeah, did that seem weird to anyone else or is it just what's now considered 'normal' for this administration?  because it seems weird.  its weird, isn't it?

gotdammit.

In normal times journalist would be digging around to see just what is up with The First Lady.

Journalists are now overwhelmed with tons of other stuff l.


News actors r not journalists.
 
2018-05-28 1:49:24 AM  
I just hope it ends in tears, ill be satisfied.
 
2018-05-28 1:51:06 AM  

Weaver95: JulieAzel626: Weaver95: JulieAzel626: Well, there is that thing about her health that isn't entirely clear.

yeah, did that seem weird to anyone else or is it just what's now considered 'normal' for this administration?  because it seems weird.  its weird, isn't it?

gotdammit.

In normal times journalist would be digging around to see just what is up with The First Lady.

Journalists are now overwhelmed with tons of other stuff l.

there's just a lot of weirdness around this 'first family'.


The mansion is warm at the top of the hill
Rich are the rooms and the comforts there
Red are the arms of luxuriant chairs
And you wont know a thing
Till you get inside
-the doors
Not to touch the earth
 
2018-05-28 1:51:56 AM  
I said in an earlier thread that when we found out what was really going on with her, we'd probably all be horrified.  We're still waiting to find out.
 
2018-05-28 1:52:05 AM  
If you were Melania, wouldn't you want to take you and your son (Barron) away from the circus in DC?

By many accounts, Barron was not treated well at school. DC elites are mostly politicos, not businessmen as in NYC, so the Trump name doesn't go nearly as far as it used to.

She can take him back to the same place he was before and hopefully he'll be able to get the education he needs.  Sincere interest in her son, with the side benefit of being away from TheDonald.
 
2018-05-28 1:52:44 AM  

elffster: I just hope it ends in tears, ill be satisfied.


Crocodiles dont have tears.
 
2018-05-28 1:53:21 AM  
#BeBestBananaSplit
 
2018-05-28 1:53:49 AM  

Kuta: Sincere interest in her son, with the side benefit of being away from TheDonald.


So what you're saying is she's Cersei.
 
2018-05-28 1:54:07 AM  

Weaver95: I have questions.


You are an unusual american.
 
2018-05-28 1:54:35 AM  
If she divorces him, does she still get secret service protection? Barron might complicate things.
 
2018-05-28 1:55:43 AM  

Alphax: I said in an earlier thread that when we found out what was really going on with her, we'd probably all be horrified.  We're still waiting to find out.


this could just be what the trump family does if one of them gets sick.  I honestly don't know.
 
2018-05-28 1:56:00 AM  

UsikFark: If she divorces him, does she still get secret service protection? Barron might complicate things.


Someone looked up the relevant laws in an earlier thread, and she would not.
 
2018-05-28 1:56:21 AM  
Weekend at Melania's
 
2018-05-28 1:56:24 AM  

Weaver95: Lambskincoat: Guy on twitter said she might have needed that surgery due to a kidney punch. Hubby has been pretty unhinged lately.

I had not considered that possibility.  Donny might very well be an abusive husband.


Really? You never considered that? Never?
 
2018-05-28 1:56:47 AM  

Linux_Yes: Weaver95: I have questions.

You are an unusual american.


I certainly get plenty of death threats for asking questions.  more than I used to at any rate.
 
2018-05-28 1:57:35 AM  

Cubansaltyballs: Weaver95: Lambskincoat: Guy on twitter said she might have needed that surgery due to a kidney punch. Hubby has been pretty unhinged lately.

I had not considered that possibility.  Donny might very well be an abusive husband.

Really? You never considered that? Never?


its not the first place my brain goes when I think about the President of the United States of America.
 
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