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2018-05-25 02:51:24 AM  
was he also an incel?
 
2018-05-25 02:51:34 AM  
My money's on stupid white guys who think Sikhs are Muslims.
 
2018-05-25 02:53:17 AM  

some_beer_drinker: was he also an incel?


I farking hope not. We don't need idiots getting these kind of "ideas".
 
2018-05-25 02:55:08 AM  
I live in a neighborhood with a lot of Indians and Indian restaurants, so this is a bit scary.  Things are going to be tense for a while.  So far the news is saying only 3 critical with no fatalities, so here's hoping that last number stays at zero.

/Why is this not a newsflash?
 
2018-05-25 02:55:18 AM  
Subby's dad never took him for curry because he was a failure
 
2018-05-25 02:55:52 AM  
Welcome to Canada! Everyone is invited. Don't mind our borders. Come on in, even if you don't want to be like us.
Illegal immigration wave crashes into Canada
Youtube pbNsP8EYs3E
 
2018-05-25 02:57:03 AM  

bentleypm: My money's on stupid white guys who think Sikhs are Muslims.


Did you see how a few days ago there was a massacre of Hindus by Rohingas in Myanmar?

Given the neighborhood, that would be my bet. Retaliatory attack.
 
2018-05-25 03:01:55 AM  

bentleypm: My money's on stupid white guys who think Sikhs are Muslims.


Canadians aren't that stupid.
 
2018-05-25 03:04:28 AM  

mr_larry: Welcome to Canada! Everyone is invited. Don't mind our borders. Come on in, even if you don't want to be like us.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/pbNsP8EY​s3E]


Congratulations!  You graduated from Trumpanzee Orange to Stormfront Grey!  There were no indications the shooters were migraints, nor even brown.  In fact, the police said they had fair skin on their Twitter. Excellent work, Sherlock farking Holmes.
 
2018-05-25 03:06:51 AM  

some_beer_drinker: bentleypm: My money's on stupid white guys who think Sikhs are Muslims.

Canadians aren't that stupid.


Oh, we have our inbred idiots up here as well.
 
2018-05-25 03:08:44 AM  

Morning Horsefarts: mr_larry: Welcome to Canada! Everyone is invited. Don't mind our borders. Come on in, even if you don't want to be like us.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/pbNsP8EY​s3E]

Congratulations!  You graduated from Trumpanzee Orange to Stormfront Grey!  There were no indications the shooters were migraints, nor even brown.  In fact, the police said they had fair skin on their Twitter. Excellent work, Sherlock farking Holmes.


And before you start shrieking about FAKE NEWS:

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-05-25 03:09:09 AM  

bentleypm: My money's on stupid white guys who think Sikhs are Muslims.


Strangely enough Canadian Sikhs have a violent and explodey history.
 
2018-05-25 03:12:05 AM  

whither_apophis: bentleypm: My money's on stupid white guys who think Sikhs are Muslims.

Strangely enough Canadian Sikhs have a violent and explodey history.


they also carry knives. stay the hell out of surrey BC
 
2018-05-25 03:12:22 AM  

Morning Horsefarts: mr_larry: Welcome to Canada! Everyone is invited. Don't mind our borders. Come on in, even if you don't want to be like us.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/pbNsP8EY​s3E]

Congratulations!  You graduated from Trumpanzee Orange to Stormfront Grey!  There were no indications the shooters were migraints, nor even brown.  In fact, the police said they had fair skin on their Twitter. Excellent work, Sherlock farking Holmes.


I'm pleased that you keep me updated on the Fark colors you choose for me. It makes me feel warm. I'm gonna sleep well tonight. 💤💤
 
2018-05-25 03:28:09 AM  
Canada is so polite even their terrorist bombs only wound people.
 
2018-05-25 03:36:20 AM  
Here's a surveillance pic. Is it still that cold up there?
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-05-25 03:42:28 AM  

Morning Horsefarts: mr_larry: Welcome to Canada! Everyone is invited. Don't mind our borders. Come on in, even if you don't want to be like us.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/pbNsP8EY​s3E]

Congratulations!  You graduated from Trumpanzee Orange to Stormfront Grey!  There were no indications the shooters were migraints, nor even brown.  In fact, the police said they had fair skin on their Twitter. Excellent work, Sherlock farking Holmes.


Shooters?

What's a migraint? Guessing someone from another country with a headache.
 
2018-05-25 04:06:14 AM  
Toronto; The most American city in Canada. Other than it's exceptional ethnic and cultural diversity, relatively low level of violence, etc.... I'm betting this is some inbred, mouth breathing racist bastids. Yes, we have them here too! Just harder to identify up here without the Confederate flag. I'm a Quebecer, and in my province, if someone whines about "cultural accommodation", well, it's our version of the Confederate flag.
 
2018-05-25 04:12:37 AM  
Mississauga, not Toronto. But basically Toronto. Like Laval and Montreal. It's in the GTA (Greater Toronto Area).
 
2018-05-25 04:13:44 AM  

monkeyboycjc: Toronto; The most American city in Canada. Other than it's exceptional ethnic and cultural diversity, relatively low level of violence, etc.... I'm betting this is some inbred, mouth breathing racist bastids. Yes, we have them here too! Just harder to identify up here without the Confederate flag. I'm a Quebecer, and in my province, if someone whines about "cultural accommodation", well, it's our version of the Confederate flag.


A francophone calling anglophones racist, bigoted or narrow minded?

Quel supris!

(I'm kidding man my gf is quebecois)
 
2018-05-25 04:16:51 AM  
Goddammit, now I'm hungry for vindaloo potatoes!
 
2018-05-25 04:22:31 AM  

Steve Majors: Morning Horsefarts: mr_larry: Welcome to Canada! Everyone is invited. Don't mind our borders. Come on in, even if you don't want to be like us.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/pbNsP8EY​s3E]

Congratulations!  You graduated from Trumpanzee Orange to Stormfront Grey!  There were no indications the shooters were migraints, nor even brown.  In fact, the police said they had fair skin on their Twitter. Excellent work, Sherlock farking Holmes.

Shooters?

What's a migraint? Guessing someone from another country with a headache.


They happen when someone stays up too late Farking.  Scienticians say that the best way to fix them is to put your Morning Horsefarts to bed.

/Night
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2018-05-25 05:07:05 AM  

mr_larry: Welcome to Canada! Everyone is invited. Don't mind our borders. Come on in, even if you don't want to be like us.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/pbNsP8EY​s3E]


Interesting isn't it, how Trump and the right wing has mentally conditioned people to believe all terrorist attacks are by immigrants, even when that is neither statistically true nor likely in this case.

Mr_larry has been brainwashed.
 
2018-05-25 05:14:34 AM  
Nothing wrong with a little competition.
 
2018-05-25 05:54:33 AM  

Don Gato: Here's a surveillance pic. Is it still that cold up there?
[img.fark.net image 680x474]


"Local resident Martin Cybelius, who lives around 4 km south of the restaurant, told the Star that he experienced what felt like a "small earthquake," and subsequently saw police cruisers and ambulances heading towards the area."
4 km away (that's 2.5 marshlands in imperial) and it still felt like a "small earthquake" from something that small?

That's scary.
 
2018-05-25 05:57:12 AM  

some_beer_drinker: was he also an incel?


So we can expect the day an incel blows up a modeling studio?
I don't know whether to be amused by the thought or scared that it might actually happen.
 
2018-05-25 06:36:24 AM  

Resident Muslim: some_beer_drinker: was he also an incel?

So we can expect the day an incel blows up a modeling studio?
I don't know whether to be amused by the thought or scared that it might actually happen.


be afraid. they are full of hate for the pussy they can't get.
 
2018-05-25 07:12:09 AM  
Dr Bombay - Rice and Curry (HQ)
Youtube 0vFEBZd-fHQ
 
2018-05-25 07:24:27 AM  
Well, you know the old saying, the only good Indian is a.....wounded Indian?
 
2018-05-25 07:37:56 AM  
Last time I did curry I sharted
 
2018-05-25 08:10:57 AM  

mr_larry: Welcome to Canada! Everyone is invited. Don't mind our borders. Come on in, even if you don't want to be like us.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/pbNsP8EY​s3E


First, there's no evidence at all yet that these people were immigrants, legal or otherwise. But I'm guessing your deluded version of Canada is a nice old-stock white....
 
2018-05-25 08:13:06 AM  

Xai: mr_larry: Welcome to Canada! Everyone is invited. Don't mind our borders. Come on in, even if you don't want to be like us.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/pbNsP8EY​s3E]

Interesting isn't it, how Trump and the right wing has mentally conditioned people to believe all terrorist attacks are by immigrants, even when that is neither statistically true nor likely in this case.

Mr_larry has been brainwashed.


I was leaning towards retarded, but brainwashed will do.
 
2018-05-25 08:14:25 AM  

Morning Horsefarts: /Why is this not a newsflash?


Because it happened to Canadians.  If it had happened in the US, it would be a newsflash and we'd have at least 300 comments.
 
2018-05-25 08:44:52 AM  

Col. Gathers: bentleypm: My money's on stupid white guys who think Sikhs are Muslims.

Did you see how a few days ago there was a massacre of Hindus by Rohingas in Myanmar?

Given the neighborhood, that would be my bet. Retaliatory attack.


Don't lose sight of what's important here: Religion is hard at work bringing peace to the world. Through bombings.
 
2018-05-25 09:28:11 AM  
See, gun control doesn't work! If they can't get a gun, they will just make a bomb instead.

The fact that there were no casualties is irrelevant, because reasons.

/only way to stop a bad guy with a bomb is with a good guy with a bomb?
 
2018-05-25 09:42:20 AM  

MadMonk: Well, you know the old saying, the only good Indian is a.....wounded Indian?


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-05-25 09:46:11 AM  

mr_larry: Welcome to Canada! Everyone is invited. Don't mind our borders. Come on in, even if you don't want to be like us.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/pbNsP8EY​s3E]


Fark off, Levant.
 
2018-05-25 10:00:13 AM  

Destructor: Col. Gathers: bentleypm: My money's on stupid white guys who think Sikhs are Muslims.

Did you see how a few days ago there was a massacre of Hindus by Rohingas in Myanmar?

Given the neighborhood, that would be my bet. Retaliatory attack.

Don't lose sight of what's important here: Religion is hard at work bringing peace to the world. Through bombings.


And naked speculation is hard at work riling up hate.
 
2018-05-25 10:08:02 AM  

some_beer_drinker: whither_apophis: bentleypm: My money's on stupid white guys who think Sikhs are Muslims.

Strangely enough Canadian Sikhs have a violent and explodey history.

they also carry knives. stay the hell out of surrey BC


"Stay the hell out of Surrey BC" is good advice for SO many reasons.
 
2018-05-25 10:11:19 AM  

some_beer_drinker: bentleypm: My money's on stupid white guys who think Sikhs are Muslims.

Canadians aren't that stupid.

Unfortunately, some of them are pretty stupid and won't know the difference.
 
2018-05-25 10:14:14 AM  

bentleypm: My money's on stupid white guys who think Sikhs are Muslims.


Or just two racist anti-immigration white dudes.  Plenty of those about, even if most don't go to anywhere near this extreme.  The 'burbs around Toronto attract a lot of immigrants, particularly Mississauga and Brampton, which sets off the racist douchebags.

/Live in Brampton.
//Love my local Indian joint.
 
2018-05-25 10:37:31 AM  

Psychopusher: bentleypm: My money's on stupid white guys who think Sikhs are Muslims.

Or just two racist anti-immigration white dudes.  Plenty of those about, even if most don't go to anywhere near this extreme.  The 'burbs around Toronto attract a lot of immigrants, particularly Mississauga and Brampton, which sets off the racist douchebags.

/Live in Brampton.
//Love my local Indian joint.


Who doesn't love curry, it's damn near the perfect food.

Gimme a nuclear hot charminar or a pretty hot saag and I'm in heaven. Sometimes I mix it up with balti as well. Vancouver had AMAZING curry places and it's what I miss most about that city. All you can eat curry buffet? Yes please.
 
2018-05-25 10:44:14 AM  
They've released a better picture of the suspects:

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2018-05-25 10:54:02 AM  

mr_larry: Welcome to Canada! Everyone is invited. Don't mind our borders. Come on in, even if you don't want to be like us.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/pbNsP8EY​s3E]


Just to be clear, are you saying immigrants did this or are you justifying the attack on non-white people.

A terrorist watch list wants to know.
 
2018-05-25 10:59:02 AM  

Col. Gathers: Psychopusher: bentleypm: My money's on stupid white guys who think Sikhs are Muslims.

Or just two racist anti-immigration white dudes.  Plenty of those about, even if most don't go to anywhere near this extreme.  The 'burbs around Toronto attract a lot of immigrants, particularly Mississauga and Brampton, which sets off the racist douchebags.

/Live in Brampton.
//Love my local Indian joint.

Who doesn't love curry, it's damn near the perfect food.

Gimme a nuclear hot charminar or a pretty hot saag and I'm in heaven. Sometimes I mix it up with balti as well. Vancouver had AMAZING curry places and it's what I miss most about that city. All you can eat curry buffet? Yes please.


I used to avoid curry because I thought it reeked and it was too far outside my comfort zone.  But the one day I felt strangely adventurous and took a co-worker up on an offer to bring in some Indian food, and I tried some spicy butter chicken, naan, curry spinach, and curried peas, my life was transformed.  It smells wonderful to me now that I know what tastes those smells are associated with.  Bombay Bhel is a fast food Indian chain though, not nearly as good as a good ol' mom 'n pop Indian shop.  Takes them like half an hour to make my food, so I have to call ahead, but it's worth every second.

Indian has gotten kind of trendy around here, but all the fast food joints trying to cash in have no farking spice to them.  If it doesn't have a pool of chili oil on top, it's not proper Indian.
 
2018-05-25 11:06:46 AM  

IndyJohn: Destructor: Col. Gathers: bentleypm: My money's on stupid white guys who think Sikhs are Muslims.

Did you see how a few days ago there was a massacre of Hindus by Rohingas in Myanmar?

Given the neighborhood, that would be my bet. Retaliatory attack.

Don't lose sight of what's important here: Religion is hard at work bringing peace to the world. Through bombings.

And naked speculation is hard at work riling up hate.


Yes, you're right, I'm speculating. I admit it. But it's a safe bet. As for riling up hate, hatred of religion? I'm okay with that.
 
2018-05-25 11:29:54 AM  
This stuff is happening more and more often closer and closer to home. Welcome to the club, I guess.
 
2018-05-25 12:13:27 PM  

Don Gato: Here's a surveillance pic. Is it still that cold up there?
[img.fark.net image 680x474]


Nope.  We're in a heat wave right now -- upwards of 30°C (86°F) which is pretty warm for May in southern Ontario.  Those are "I don't want to be recognized because I'm about to do something really bad" suits.
 
2018-05-25 01:31:02 PM  
I love curry but don't know any decent places around Halifax. And the gf only likes the milder stuff. So any time I'm on my lonesome near TO I sneak in for some authentic stuff and give myself a couple of days for the stuff to get sweated out/work its way through my system.
 
2018-05-25 02:32:23 PM  
Need Congress Parliament to enact strict gun bomb control laws.
 
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