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(Daily Express)   Prince Charles will walk Meghan Markle down the aisle since her father got out of it (possible nsfw content on page)   (express.co.uk) divider line
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2018-05-18 08:09:24 AM  
Yesterday, NBC was splashing up a variety of promos for pre-wedding specials on Today, Megyn Kelly, Megyn Kelly on Today, Today with Megyn Kelly, etc., and it struck me that this is how people who don't care about football must feel when television is hyping up the Super Bowl.
 
2018-05-18 08:09:41 AM  
Does that mean he gets prima nocta, too?
 
2018-05-18 09:02:29 AM  
it won't be weird for him, royals are used to being related to most people on both sides of the aisle
 
2018-05-18 09:12:57 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Yesterday, NBC was splashing up a variety of promos for pre-wedding specials on Today, Megyn Kelly, Megyn Kelly on Today, Today with Megyn Kelly, etc., and it struck me that this is how people who don't care about football must feel when television is hyping up the Super Bowl.


I don't care about sports or weddings so imagine my distress.
 
2018-05-18 09:32:33 AM  
My thought was they should get the guy who played her dad on Suits to walk her down the aisle, or if they wanted to be really clever.  Have Patrick J Adams do it.  TV Husband passing her over to real life husband.
 
2018-05-18 10:05:54 AM  
Please stop.
 
2018-05-18 10:11:45 AM  
I wonder if Prince Philip has blurted out something imperially racist to her yet?
It's kind of a rite of passage in the royal circle.
 
2018-05-18 10:12:35 AM  
I'm still hoping for a last-minute substitution and Obama steps in.
 
2018-05-18 10:20:28 AM  

jaytkay: I'm still hoping for a last-minute substitution and Obama steps in.


Europe is going to love having a Kenyan in a royal wedding.
 
2018-05-18 10:22:14 AM  

jaytkay: I'm still hoping for a last-minute substitution and Obama steps in.


Holy shiat...the Twitter meltdown would be worth it.
 
2018-05-18 10:27:52 AM  
Oh my god I think between the radio and the television and the internet I have seen 20 different stories on this "saga" unfolding and I just don't give a f*ck.

Some lady I don't know somewhere is getting married and has drama.  I need constant updates!
 
2018-05-18 10:32:18 AM  

jaytkay: I'm still hoping for a last-minute substitution and Obama steps in.


Obama and Harry? Nice couple.
 
2018-05-18 10:32:34 AM  

Mugato: Rapmaster2000: Yesterday, NBC was splashing up a variety of promos for pre-wedding specials on Today, Megyn Kelly, Megyn Kelly on Today, Today with Megyn Kelly, etc., and it struck me that this is how people who don't care about football must feel when television is hyping up the Super Bowl.

I don't care about sports or weddings so imagine my distress.


I don't even own a tv, so imagine my distress of hearing people talk about what's on tv.
 
2018-05-18 10:32:54 AM  
This is what happens when you try to mix royals with the common rabble.

This intermingling of the classes is base and offensive. Prince Whatever should dispose of Mongrel Markle and find a bride from his own station.
 
2018-05-18 10:37:10 AM  
I can't wait for Frankie Boyle's take on this whole thing.
 
2018-05-18 10:38:13 AM  

jaytkay: I'm still hoping for a last-minute substitution and Obama steps in.


Isn't Obama already married?
 
2018-05-18 10:42:29 AM  

DecemberNitro: Please stop.


Jeb Bush. Please clap.
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2018-05-18 10:45:33 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Mugato: Rapmaster2000: Yesterday, NBC was splashing up a variety of promos for pre-wedding specials on Today, Megyn Kelly, Megyn Kelly on Today, Today with Megyn Kelly, etc., and it struck me that this is how people who don't care about football must feel when television is hyping up the Super Bowl.

I don't care about sports or weddings so imagine my distress.

I don't even own a tv, so imagine my distress of hearing people talk about what's on tv.


I don't even like hipsters, so imagine my distress over you letting us know you don't own a TV.

/Just kidding, I think
 
2018-05-18 10:50:51 AM  
I'm guessing they'll sedate Philip so that he doesn't blurt out something inappropriate...
 
2018-05-18 10:52:57 AM  

oldfarthenry: I wonder if Prince Philip has blurted out something imperially racist to her yet?
It's kind of a rite of passage in the royal circle.


From him, no.

From some of the lower royals, yes. Princess Michael made her (and most likely her husband's )feelings known with a racist brooch this last Christmas.

They ought to be very careful with that going forward. Prince Charles walking her down the aisle signals that the senior royals have fully accepted her. When he's king, he's not going to allow many of those grace and favor leases to continue if his beloved daughter-in-law is going to be insulted regularly.
 
2018-05-18 11:02:47 AM  
She's very pretty.
 
2018-05-18 11:11:07 AM  

alternative girlfriend: oldfarthenry: I wonder if Prince Philip has blurted out something imperially racist to her yet?
It's kind of a rite of passage in the royal circle.

From him, no.

From some of the lower royals, yes. Princess Michael made her (and most likely her husband's )feelings known with a racist brooch this last Christmas.

They ought to be very careful with that going forward. Prince Charles walking her down the aisle signals that the senior royals have fully accepted her. When he's king, he's not going to allow many of those grace and favor leases to continue if his beloved daughter-in-law is going to be insulted regularly.


He's never going to be king.
 
2018-05-18 11:22:34 AM  

HempHead: alternative girlfriend: oldfarthenry: I wonder if Prince Philip has blurted out something imperially racist to her yet?
It's kind of a rite of passage in the royal circle.

From him, no.

From some of the lower royals, yes. Princess Michael made her (and most likely her husband's )feelings known with a racist brooch this last Christmas.

They ought to be very careful with that going forward. Prince Charles walking her down the aisle signals that the senior royals have fully accepted her. When he's king, he's not going to allow many of those grace and favor leases to continue if his beloved daughter-in-law is going to be insulted regularly.

He's never going to be king.


But, it's good to be King.
 
2018-05-18 11:28:09 AM  
Shiat. Pretty sure I was 2nd.
 
2018-05-18 11:37:06 AM  
Imagine her surprise when she realizes that not all rulers have 12"

Yah I know, old joke
 
2018-05-18 12:20:47 PM  
I'm not much interested in the royal wedding.  What makes me wonder is Ms. Markle's mother meeting the Queen.  It just seems that it would be so surreal.
 
2018-05-18 12:27:25 PM  
It's not like the Prince's mother is bothering to show up. Why should her father show up?
 
2018-05-18 12:29:40 PM  

Nurglitch: It's not like the Prince's mother is bothering to show up. Why should her father show up?


no one wants diana to walker down the aisle
 
2018-05-18 12:42:31 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: jaytkay: I'm still hoping for a last-minute substitution and Obama steps in.

Isn't Obama already married?


Polygamy is still quite common in sub-Saharan Africa. Shouldn't be a problem.
 
2018-05-18 12:43:57 PM  

jaytkay: I'm still hoping for a last-minute substitution and Obama steps in.


And then we can watch Cheeto's head explode!
 
2018-05-18 12:50:23 PM  
Some people will do anything to be in a wedding party

/good on Charles
//step dad is British and gives less than zero farks about the wedding
///I should send him the article for poops and giggles
 
2018-05-18 12:54:57 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Nurglitch: It's not like the Prince's mother is bothering to show up. Why should her father show up?

no one wants diana to walker down the aisle


Does she need the walker because of her injuries from the car crash?
 
2018-05-18 12:55:28 PM  

allthesametome: I'm not much interested in the royal wedding.  What makes me wonder is Ms. Markle's mother meeting the Queen.  It just seems that it would be so surreal.


Yes, Meghan and her mother had tea with the Queen and PP at Windsor this afternoon.
 
2018-05-18 12:57:55 PM  

Renob: She's very pretty.


since when?
 
2018-05-18 01:26:14 PM  

Leader O'Cola: Renob: She's very pretty.

since when?


I'll answer for Renob. Since the time her face took on its present features.
 
2018-05-18 01:27:42 PM  

doczoidberg: This is what happens when you try to mix royals with the common rabble.

This intermingling of the classes is base and offensive. Prince Whatever should dispose of Mongrel Markle and find a bride from his own station.


Quite.  All I ask of people is they know their place.    That's all I ask.
 
2018-05-18 01:48:33 PM  

oldfarthenry: I wonder if Prince Philip has blurted out something imperially racist to her yet?
It's kind of a rite of passage in the royal circle.


I think Princess Michael beat him to it.
 
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2018-05-18 02:25:42 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Does that mean he gets prima nocta, too?


No, the Queen does.
 
2018-05-18 02:39:34 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Yesterday, NBC was splashing up a variety of promos for pre-wedding specials on Today, Megyn Kelly, Megyn Kelly on Today, Today with Megyn Kelly, etc., and it struck me that this is how people who don't care about football must feel when television is hyping up the Super Bowl.


Damn right. The Superbowl coverage is tedious and painful for me, with nothing of interest and importance in it. However, I will still watch the Royal Wedding, albeit from my bed. I already stood for attention for Megyn, but it caused a bit of a mess.
 
2018-05-18 03:30:31 PM  

ukexpat: I'm guessing they'll sedate Philip so that he doesn't blurt out something inappropriate...


If they don't and he does, Megan will probably love it. "Oh thank God it's not my side of the family."
 
2018-05-18 03:46:31 PM  
I'm happy for the couple and so sick and tired of my husband shouting, " who farking cares?!", every fifteen minutes for the last week.
 
2018-05-18 03:56:08 PM  
Good for you, Charles.  I expect he'll be nothing less than painfully dignified for the occasion.
 
2018-05-18 04:08:58 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Yesterday, NBC was splashing up a variety of promos for pre-wedding specials on Today, Megyn Kelly, Megyn Kelly on Today, Today with Megyn Kelly, etc., and it struck me that this is how people who don't care about football must feel when television is hyping up the Super Bowl.


Unless you don't care about either one.
 
2018-05-18 04:14:07 PM  

Smoking GNU: jaytkay: I'm still hoping for a last-minute substitution and Obama steps in.

Obama and Harry? Nice couple.


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Barack feigns interest while Harry mansplains rugby.
 
2018-05-18 05:44:23 PM  

BizarreMan: My thought was they should get the guy who played her dad on Suits to walk her down the aisle, or if they wanted to be really clever.  Have Patrick J Adams do it.  TV Husband passing her over to real life husband.


No I think the former is better. A big black guy walking her down the aisle would push the Daily Fail type morons buttons so hard.
 
2018-05-18 05:46:20 PM  

HempHead: alternative girlfriend: oldfarthenry: I wonder if Prince Philip has blurted out something imperially racist to her yet?
It's kind of a rite of passage in the royal circle.

From him, no.

From some of the lower royals, yes. Princess Michael made her (and most likely her husband's )feelings known with a racist brooch this last Christmas.

They ought to be very careful with that going forward. Prince Charles walking her down the aisle signals that the senior royals have fully accepted her. When he's king, he's not going to allow many of those grace and favor leases to continue if his beloved daughter-in-law is going to be insulted regularly.

He's never going to be king.


I give it 50/50 odds he outlives Elizabeth.

If he does he will be king. Twenty years ago it would have been an issue, not any more.
 
2018-05-18 06:06:22 PM  

pmorisse: Leader O'Cola: Renob: She's very pretty.

since when?

I'll answer for Renob. Since the time her face took on its present features.


I'm not a fan of ski jump noses
 
2018-05-18 06:19:32 PM  
As least security will be tight.

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2018-05-18 06:39:44 PM  

dywed88: BizarreMan: My thought was they should get the guy who played her dad on Suits to walk her down the aisle, or if they wanted to be really clever.  Have Patrick J Adams do it.  TV Husband passing her over to real life husband.

No I think the former is better. A big black guy walking her down the aisle would push the Daily Fail type morons buttons so hard.


It would kill Princess Michael.
 
2018-05-18 11:16:14 PM  

dywed88: HempHead: alternative girlfriend: oldfarthenry: I wonder if Prince Philip has blurted out something imperially racist to her yet?
It's kind of a rite of passage in the royal circle.

From him, no.

From some of the lower royals, yes. Princess Michael made her (and most likely her husband's )feelings known with a racist brooch this last Christmas.

They ought to be very careful with that going forward. Prince Charles walking her down the aisle signals that the senior royals have fully accepted her. When he's king, he's not going to allow many of those grace and favor leases to continue if his beloved daughter-in-law is going to be insulted regularly.

He's never going to be king.

I give it 50/50 odds he outlives Elizabeth.

If he does he will be king. Twenty years ago it would have been an issue, not any more.


If he doesn't become king, then we get to hear the oh shiat moment, when they realize all their Royal titles are now decided by the husband's brother and they are really damn close and dgaf.
 
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