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(Great Falls Tribune)   Now you roll your girlfriend's Honda / Fleein' cops in Anaconda / They wanna shoot your ass up to the Great Beyond-a / Now Anaconda Don't. Want. None. / So drop your fake gun, son   ( greatfallstribune.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Johnson, Montana, Sheriff Ed Lester, The Montana Standard, stun gun, Troy Douglas Johnson, Butte, Montana, Automobile  
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2018-05-17 12:26:24 PM  
Subby, I don't even care that the vehicle make wasn't identified. I love that headline. Bravo
 
2018-05-17 12:29:33 PM  
Sir Mixed-up-alot?
 
2018-05-17 12:37:32 PM  
So fellas (yeah) fellas (yeah) is your girlfriend dead in Butte (hell yeah)?

OK, then uhh...you probably should hire a lawyer.
 
2018-05-17 01:14:07 PM  
Troy Douglas Johnson

Anaconda


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2018-05-17 01:37:50 PM  

blatz514: Troy Douglas Johnson

Anaconda

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Don't be a dick.

/heh
 
2018-05-17 01:42:15 PM  
Bravo subs
 
2018-05-17 01:42:27 PM  
As an officer approached, Johnson got out, crouched in a shooting position and pointed what appeared to be a weapon. The officer fired multiple times, but didn't hit Johnson, Lester said.
Johnson then ran away.


*NICE* shooting there, officer.....

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2018-05-17 01:43:56 PM  
Shake it (shake it)
Shake it (shake it)
Shake that healthy Butte*
Baby got whacked

*yes, I know.
 
2018-05-17 01:44:06 PM  
that's a deep hole you're in now.
 
2018-05-17 01:44:55 PM  
something about the coppers.  i know, terrible pun.
 
2018-05-17 01:45:13 PM  

ChipNASA: As an officer approached, Johnson got out, crouched in a shooting position and pointed what appeared to be a weapon. The officer fired multiple times, but didn't hit Johnson, Lester said.
Johnson then ran away.

*NICE* shooting there, officer.....

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/ducks
 
2018-05-17 01:45:57 PM  
"BUTTE- A probationer wanted for questioning in the death of an Anaconda woman was taken into custody near Butte Wednesday"

Is Butte big?
 
2018-05-17 01:47:04 PM  
That poor woman just couldn't handle the Anaconda.

It's always dangerous when a Johnson is in the Butte, you never know what might come out of it.

/Penis.
 
2018-05-17 01:49:50 PM  
This article is rich with giggle-worthy phrases.

"Officers began looking for Johnson"
"Johnson remained in custody in Butte "

And at last ...

"Officers spotted Johnson again "

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2018-05-17 01:50:58 PM  
Table Be Round | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
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table be round.

\got nothing
 
2018-05-17 01:51:43 PM  

lordargent: "Johnson remained in custody in Butte "


*panicked look*

Unclench....UNCLENCH!
 
2018-05-17 01:51:54 PM  
Anaconda woman.

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2018-05-17 01:53:00 PM  
That. Was. Awesome.
 
2018-05-17 02:02:40 PM  

uncleacid: Anaconda woman.

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2018-05-17 02:06:00 PM  
The original source site is a goldmine for juvenile humor. (The best kind.)

Remaining charges dropped against Butte counselor in drug-planting case

A 'comfort dog' might accompany an alleged victim to court - a first in Butte

Now hiring in Butte.

Butte Central Catholic Schools were founded in the 1880s to serve the children of Catholic miners.
 
2018-05-17 02:08:41 PM  
That article read like a race track announcer giving play by play on a porno.
 
2018-05-17 02:10:55 PM  
Oh and mini CSB:

My father and I drove I-90 thru Butte one summer with his elderly mom in the back seat.  We thought she was asleep.  When Butte was behind us, she broke her silence with "They used one too many 'e's when they named that town."

/csbutte
 
2018-05-17 02:33:52 PM  
Richard Cheese - Baby Got Back.wmv
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Nice work, subby
 
2018-05-17 03:00:11 PM  

ChipNASA: As an officer approached, Johnson got out, crouched in a shooting position and pointed what appeared to be a weapon. The officer fired multiple times, but didn't hit Johnson, Lester said.
Johnson then ran away.

*NICE* shooting there, officer.....

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"We've substituted his police training videos with gangster films, let's see if anyone notices..."
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That's some fine police work, Officer Miss-A-Lot.
 
2018-05-17 03:01:53 PM  

bughunter: Oh and mini CSB:

My father and I drove I-90 thru Butte one summer with his elderly mom in the back seat.  We thought she was asleep.  When Butte was behind us, she broke her silence with "They used one too many 'e's when they named that town."

/csbutte


I've heard it said that the most beautiful view in Montana is Butte in your rearview mirror.
 
2018-05-17 03:29:19 PM  
GDI, Subby. I had just sworn off calling people 'magnificent bastards".

But you are one:
//magnificent
//bastard
 
2018-05-17 06:33:40 PM  
Fonda ain't got no body in the back of her Honda...
 
2018-05-17 08:53:19 PM  
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What an Anaconda woman may look like.
 
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