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2018-05-17 12:24:35 PM  
Jesus, and every televangelist who's ever lived.

I'd be sure there were whips on hand.
 
2018-05-17 12:25:18 PM  
Magellan and Kyrie Irving
 
2018-05-17 12:27:28 PM  
Tesla and Steve Jobs.
 
2018-05-17 12:30:41 PM  
Bill and Ted already did it.
 
2018-05-17 12:35:24 PM  
Uh...Helen of Troy and Cleopatra
 
2018-05-17 12:39:59 PM  
Lee Harvey Oswald and JFK

Oswald--"I didn't shoot you!"
JFK-- (a la Han Solo)--"I know."
 
2018-05-17 12:40:29 PM  
Moses, Jesus and Mohammed.

Introduce the three men to each other, and don't let them leave the room till they figure out where the hell they went wrong.
 
2018-05-17 12:44:42 PM  

MikeyFuccon: Moses, Jesus and Mohammed.

Introduce the three men to each other, and don't let them leave the room till they figure out where the hell they went wrong.


you mean Abraham and not Moses right?
 
2018-05-17 12:49:06 PM  
Hunter S Thompson and Dolt 45.
 
2018-05-17 12:49:13 PM  
I really think Abe Lincoln and Eddie Izzard would have gotten along famously.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2018-05-17 12:56:31 PM  
Catherine the Great and Secretariat
 
2018-05-17 12:56:45 PM  
God and Nietzsche.
 
2018-05-17 01:04:45 PM  
Donald Trump and Vlad the Impaler
 
2018-05-17 01:05:49 PM  

jbc: Catherine the Great and Secretariat


Guys!  I think I found gorgor's alt!
 
2018-05-17 01:22:40 PM  
Marcel Marceau and Helen Keller
 
2018-05-17 01:22:49 PM  
George Formby and Ghengis Khan
 
2018-05-17 01:25:37 PM  
Colonel Sanders and Joan of Arc.

Helen Keller, Amelia Earhart and Anne Frank
 
2018-05-17 01:26:30 PM  
Disraeli and Trumplethinskin.
 
2018-05-17 01:27:14 PM  
Julius Caesar and Pompey the Great.

I'd have this whole awesome introduction planned out, highlighting their accomplishments, and really talking each other up.  Then they'd be like, "We've met", in Latin or something.
 
2018-05-17 01:28:58 PM  
The Marquis de Sade and Farah Abrams?
 
2018-05-17 01:30:00 PM  
Trump and Trump

/Trump
 
2018-05-17 01:34:03 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I really think Abe Lincoln and Eddie Izzard would have gotten along famously.


Lincoln and any living Republican, so the stovepipe-hatted one can ridicule them for abandoning the party's historic ideals.
 
2018-05-17 01:34:22 PM  
Cleopatra and Elizabeth Taylor
 
2018-05-17 01:36:53 PM  

jbc: Catherine the Great and Secretariat


Secretariat was a notoriously poor stud.
 
2018-05-17 01:45:37 PM  
Jeffery Dahlmer and the Frugal Gourmet.
 
2018-05-17 01:47:57 PM  
Trump and Emily post.

He wouldn't care, but I bet he could get her to lose it and start biatch slapping him.
 
2018-05-17 01:48:18 PM  

This text is now purple: jbc: Catherine the Great and Secretariat

Secretariat was a notoriously poor stud.


I don't think he was looking to get Catherine pregnant from the horse.
 
2018-05-17 01:49:32 PM  

MikeyFuccon: Moses, Jesus and Mohammed.

Introduce the three men to each other, and don't let them leave the room till they figure out where the hell they went wrong.


They went wrong by not foreseeing that their followers would use their names to justify doing whatever the hell they want instead of following their actual teachings.
 
2018-05-17 02:00:25 PM  
Confucius and Marcus Aurelius
 
2018-05-17 02:00:49 PM  
Jesus and Paul the Apostle.
 
2018-05-17 02:05:41 PM  

Big Beef Burrito: Julius Caesar and Pompey the Great.

I'd have this whole awesome introduction planned out, highlighting their accomplishments, and really talking each other up.  Then they'd be like, "We've met", in Latin or something.


Ben hur, done that.
 
2018-05-17 02:08:03 PM  
Donald Trump and H.H. Holmes
 
2018-05-17 02:08:53 PM  
Will Rogers and Jon Stewart.
 
2018-05-17 02:10:06 PM  
Akira Kurosawa and Keanu
 
2018-05-17 02:10:36 PM  
Dorothy Parker and Mark Twain.
I think that would be fun to watch.
 
2018-05-17 02:11:36 PM  
Donald Trump and an Allosaurus.
 
2018-05-17 02:12:42 PM  

PirateKing: Donald Trump and an Allosaurus.


An awful lot of you want Donald Trump to be eaten or murdered.
 
2018-05-17 02:15:48 PM  

sithon: PirateKing: Donald Trump and an Allosaurus.

An awful lot of you want Donald Trump to be eaten or murdered.


I didn't say anything about him being eaten or murdered. Maybe I wanted to see one riding the other.


Donald carrying a 3000lb dinosaur on his back would be hilarious.
 
2018-05-17 02:20:22 PM  
Parmenides and Wittgenstein; save a lot of time and energy.
 
2018-05-17 02:46:52 PM  
Aaron Burr and ...
 
2018-05-17 02:48:28 PM  
 William the conqueror and Napoleon
 
2018-05-17 02:49:08 PM  
Hitler and 6,000,000 Jews
 
2018-05-17 02:51:56 PM  

SuperChuck: MikeyFuccon: Moses, Jesus and Mohammed.

Introduce the three men to each other, and don't let them leave the room till they figure out where the hell they went wrong.

They went wrong by not foreseeing that their followers would use their names to justify doing whatever the hell they want instead of following their actual teachings.


Also add Buddha to the group and put together a consensus that will be clear, concise, and incapable of causing dissension.
 
2018-05-17 03:01:38 PM  
Thucydides and Clausewitz

/for the lulz
 
2018-05-17 03:04:02 PM  

enthralledgeishagirl: Akira Kurosawa and Keanu


^THIS
 
2018-05-17 03:06:30 PM  
Tyco Baye & Max Plack& that nimcomepoop bill nyie
 
2018-05-17 03:46:58 PM  
Buster Keaton and Burt Reynolds. The movies they could have made if Hal Needham was directing.....
 
2018-05-17 04:08:58 PM  
Jeffrey Dahmer and Ghandi
 
2018-05-17 04:52:57 PM  
The Marquis de Sade and Sarah Sanders
 
2018-05-17 05:44:58 PM  
Colonel Sanders and Hitler
 
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