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(Detroit Free Press)   Our long, dark nightmare is over: Michigan's top-rated gas station bathroom is finally revealed   ( freep.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Michigan, gas station bathrooms, Holiday Stationstores, station smartphone app, Northern Michigan, Upper Peninsula of Michigan, top-rated gas station, gas station bathroom  
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4 days ago  
They got Texas right with Buc-ee's for sure.
 
4 days ago  
Woohoo!!! Clean facilities road trip!!!
 
4 days ago  
I need to poop.
 
4 days ago  
There used to be a holiday in petoskey.
I'm not sure what it is now, and I never pooped there.
 
4 days ago  
Lake Erie?
 
4 days ago  
people still use gas station restrooms?

 I don't think I've done that in 30 years... I thought they were just for meeting Seabass
 
4 days ago  

McFifenstein: There used to be a holiday in petoskey.
I'm not sure what it is now, and I never pooped there.


You've got the start of quite a Bucket List, Fifey.
 
4 days ago  

brap: McFifenstein: There used to be a holiday in petoskey.
I'm not sure what it is now, and I never pooped there.

You've got the start of quite a Bucket List, Fifey.


As long as it's a clean bucket.
 
4 days ago  
"...in case you're planning a road trip and don't take any crap when it comes to bad gas station bathrooms..."
"Stick with freep.com for more poop..."


And the Pulitzer goes to...
 
4 days ago  
I don't know who they asked to rate these bathrooms but they were way off in their assessments. The one they ranked best has these big holes in the stall walls! You're not gonna have much privacy when you're using those facilities, that's for sure.
 
4 days ago  
NY's top whatever is 7-11? I'm upstate and I don't think I have a 7-11 within 20 miles.
 
4 days ago  
Not after I get through with it...
 
4 days ago  
FOR MANLY LOVE
BE HERE MARCH 25th
At 2:15AM
 
4 days ago  
That means if you're traveling the Upper Peninsula this summer, urine luck. Most of Michigan's Holiday Stationstores are located in the U.P. (ha ha, get it? U.P.?), with only a handful in the Lower Peninsula, none that go south of Traverse City.

Talk about taking care of business.


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4 days ago  
TITUS ANDROMEDON Finally has a place worthy of a visit.
 
4 days ago  
Are they as nice as burger king's to get busy in? asking for a friend named Humpty, pronounced with an "Umpty"
 
4 days ago  

BalugaJoe: I need to poop.


That what Tim Hortons' are for apparently
 
4 days ago  
Our long national nightmare?  Subby,  you might want to seek professional help if this is what keeps you awake at night.
 
4 days ago  
I quit reading after the third pun.
 
4 days ago  

AugieDoggyDaddy: Our long national nightmare?  Subby,  you might want to seek professional help if this is what keeps you awake at night.


Is your sarcasm detector broken?
 
4 days ago  

cwheelie: BalugaJoe: I need to poop.

That what Tim Hortons' are for apparently


Well, not their bathrooms, though.
 
4 days ago  
FTFA
"No data was available on what No. 2 was."
Well shiat
 
4 days ago  

phippstein: AugieDoggyDaddy: Our long national nightmare?  Subby,  you might want to seek professional help if this is what keeps you awake at night.

Is your sarcasm detector broken?


No.  It just pinged my inane headline detector  first.
 
4 days ago  

Dangerous_sociopath: people still use gas station restrooms?

 I don't think I've done that in 30 years... I thought they were just for meeting Seabass


Most of the rest stops in the U.P. are still outhouses, so travelers prefer gas stations.
 
4 days ago  
I can only assume this means that it is not using water from anywhere near Flint?
 
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4 days ago  
Good thing that article was worse than a Fark thread with regards to awful puns. What the shiat.
 
4 days ago  
Well, I guess it's time to go shiat that one up.
 
4 days ago  
I bought gas at Holiday stations in Iron Mountain and L'anse last week. I did not use the bathrooms.

/CSB
 
4 days ago  

McFifenstein: There used to be a holiday in petoskey.
I'm not sure what it is now, and I never pooped there.


It's an empty shell of a Holiday Station Store.
 
4 days ago  
It is very appropriate that a place named Sheetz is on this list.
 
4 days ago  

UpNorthMeech: McFifenstein: There used to be a holiday in petoskey.
I'm not sure what it is now, and I never pooped there.

It's an empty shell of a Holiday Station Store.


I was sure at one point that it had turned into a fireworks store.
that also might just be my imagination.  I don't get up there that much these days sadly.
 
4 days ago  
Holiday's and SA's here in Minneapolis and even Roseau/Warroad area always seem to have good bathrooms. Can't even say I've stopped at a Kwik Trip in the 8 years I've lived here.
 
3 days ago  

McFifenstein: UpNorthMeech: McFifenstein: There used to be a holiday in petoskey.
I'm not sure what it is now, and I never pooped there.

It's an empty shell of a Holiday Station Store.

I was sure at one point that it had turned into a fireworks store.
that also might just be my imagination.  I don't get up there that much these days sadly.


It did turn into an annual fireworks store, but that ended years ago. So you're not insane. Still sits empty. Once the intersection was changed, any hope of of it being a viable storefront is gone. (Of course, Holiday would probably still be there if the intersection hadn't changed.)
 
3 days ago  
I'd drop a deuce there.
 
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