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(Detroit Free Press)   Our long, dark nightmare is over: Michigan's top-rated gas station bathroom is finally revealed   ( freep.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Michigan, gas station bathrooms, Holiday Stationstores, station smartphone app, Northern Michigan, Upper Peninsula of Michigan, top-rated gas station, gas station bathroom  
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3329 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 May 2018 at 12:35 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-05-17 10:27:59 AM  
They got Texas right with Buc-ee's for sure.
 
2018-05-17 10:50:15 AM  
Woohoo!!! Clean facilities road trip!!!
 
2018-05-17 10:57:51 AM  
I need to poop.
 
2018-05-17 11:40:49 AM  
There used to be a holiday in petoskey.
I'm not sure what it is now, and I never pooped there.
 
2018-05-17 12:36:06 PM  
Lake Erie?
 
2018-05-17 12:37:16 PM  
people still use gas station restrooms?

 I don't think I've done that in 30 years... I thought they were just for meeting Seabass
 
2018-05-17 12:38:32 PM  

McFifenstein: There used to be a holiday in petoskey.
I'm not sure what it is now, and I never pooped there.


You've got the start of quite a Bucket List, Fifey.
 
2018-05-17 12:41:03 PM  

brap: McFifenstein: There used to be a holiday in petoskey.
I'm not sure what it is now, and I never pooped there.

You've got the start of quite a Bucket List, Fifey.


As long as it's a clean bucket.
 
2018-05-17 12:41:30 PM  
"...in case you're planning a road trip and don't take any crap when it comes to bad gas station bathrooms..."
"Stick with freep.com for more poop..."


And the Pulitzer goes to...
 
2018-05-17 12:42:01 PM  
I don't know who they asked to rate these bathrooms but they were way off in their assessments. The one they ranked best has these big holes in the stall walls! You're not gonna have much privacy when you're using those facilities, that's for sure.
 
2018-05-17 12:42:14 PM  
NY's top whatever is 7-11? I'm upstate and I don't think I have a 7-11 within 20 miles.
 
2018-05-17 12:44:09 PM  
Not after I get through with it...
 
2018-05-17 12:44:25 PM  
FOR MANLY LOVE
BE HERE MARCH 25th
At 2:15AM
 
2018-05-17 12:45:27 PM  
That means if you're traveling the Upper Peninsula this summer, urine luck. Most of Michigan's Holiday Stationstores are located in the U.P. (ha ha, get it? U.P.?), with only a handful in the Lower Peninsula, none that go south of Traverse City.

Talk about taking care of business.


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2018-05-17 12:47:28 PM  
TITUS ANDROMEDON Finally has a place worthy of a visit.
 
2018-05-17 12:50:13 PM  
Are they as nice as burger king's to get busy in? asking for a friend named Humpty, pronounced with an "Umpty"
 
2018-05-17 12:59:48 PM  

BalugaJoe: I need to poop.


That what Tim Hortons' are for apparently
 
2018-05-17 01:04:41 PM  
Our long national nightmare?  Subby,  you might want to seek professional help if this is what keeps you awake at night.
 
2018-05-17 01:06:15 PM  
I quit reading after the third pun.
 
2018-05-17 01:08:30 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: Our long national nightmare?  Subby,  you might want to seek professional help if this is what keeps you awake at night.


Is your sarcasm detector broken?
 
2018-05-17 01:12:35 PM  

cwheelie: BalugaJoe: I need to poop.

That what Tim Hortons' are for apparently


Well, not their bathrooms, though.
 
2018-05-17 01:12:43 PM  
FTFA
"No data was available on what No. 2 was."
Well shiat
 
2018-05-17 01:14:22 PM  

phippstein: AugieDoggyDaddy: Our long national nightmare?  Subby,  you might want to seek professional help if this is what keeps you awake at night.

Is your sarcasm detector broken?


No.  It just pinged my inane headline detector  first.
 
2018-05-17 01:14:35 PM  

Dangerous_sociopath: people still use gas station restrooms?

 I don't think I've done that in 30 years... I thought they were just for meeting Seabass


Most of the rest stops in the U.P. are still outhouses, so travelers prefer gas stations.
 
2018-05-17 01:20:24 PM  
I can only assume this means that it is not using water from anywhere near Flint?
 
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2018-05-17 01:24:39 PM  
Good thing that article was worse than a Fark thread with regards to awful puns. What the shiat.
 
2018-05-17 01:32:00 PM  
Well, I guess it's time to go shiat that one up.
 
2018-05-17 01:39:56 PM  
I bought gas at Holiday stations in Iron Mountain and L'anse last week. I did not use the bathrooms.

/CSB
 
2018-05-17 01:49:39 PM  

McFifenstein: There used to be a holiday in petoskey.
I'm not sure what it is now, and I never pooped there.


It's an empty shell of a Holiday Station Store.
 
2018-05-17 01:51:58 PM  
It is very appropriate that a place named Sheetz is on this list.
 
2018-05-17 02:29:32 PM  

UpNorthMeech: McFifenstein: There used to be a holiday in petoskey.
I'm not sure what it is now, and I never pooped there.

It's an empty shell of a Holiday Station Store.


I was sure at one point that it had turned into a fireworks store.
that also might just be my imagination.  I don't get up there that much these days sadly.
 
2018-05-17 04:33:37 PM  
Holiday's and SA's here in Minneapolis and even Roseau/Warroad area always seem to have good bathrooms. Can't even say I've stopped at a Kwik Trip in the 8 years I've lived here.
 
2018-05-17 08:08:53 PM  

McFifenstein: UpNorthMeech: McFifenstein: There used to be a holiday in petoskey.
I'm not sure what it is now, and I never pooped there.

It's an empty shell of a Holiday Station Store.

I was sure at one point that it had turned into a fireworks store.
that also might just be my imagination.  I don't get up there that much these days sadly.


It did turn into an annual fireworks store, but that ended years ago. So you're not insane. Still sits empty. Once the intersection was changed, any hope of of it being a viable storefront is gone. (Of course, Holiday would probably still be there if the intersection hadn't changed.)
 
2018-05-17 08:55:00 PM  
I'd drop a deuce there.
 
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