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(WFTV Orlando)   Pants-around-ankles Florida Man quickly nabbed by police after running over power pole, barber pole, fence poles. Look, he likes poles, that's all I'm saying   ( wftv.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Daytona Beach, Florida, daytona beach, Daytona Beach News-Journal, 24-year-old Tobias Smith, Associated Press, Volusia County, Florida, The Daytona Beach News-Journal, attempted traffic stop  
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2018-05-17 10:22:29 AM  
Will he file his briefs in court when arraigned?
 
2018-05-17 12:05:27 PM  
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2018-05-17 12:06:50 PM  
That's why you wear a belt when you're committing a crime.
 
2018-05-17 12:55:00 PM  
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Either one of these or he needs a belt
 
2018-05-17 12:56:00 PM  

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Old grey...

God dammit someone always beats me to it.
 
2018-05-17 12:57:03 PM  
i bet he's.....yep.
 
2018-05-17 12:57:40 PM  
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2018-05-17 01:00:05 PM  
The cans poles.  He hates these cans poles!
 
2018-05-17 01:00:45 PM  

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I hear that kid is in med school now, looking to become a proctologist.
 
2018-05-17 01:01:18 PM  
Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
 
OOF
2018-05-17 01:02:27 PM  
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2018-05-17 01:02:50 PM  
Florida Man powers...activate!

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2018-05-17 01:03:13 PM  
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2018-05-17 01:06:25 PM  
Pants On The Ground American Idol
Youtube tMwhl4IrPNc
 
2018-05-17 01:07:17 PM  

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/Skakes old fist!
 
2018-05-17 01:08:44 PM  
Asked for comment, he replied, "Ow, my balls!"

/love that show
 
2018-05-17 01:09:36 PM  
I hear the one in front of the barber shop was actually Czech.
Mate, libidos.
 
2018-05-17 01:17:25 PM  

skreeonk: That's why you wear a belt when you're committing a crime.


The other option is don't wear pants.
 
2018-05-17 01:19:09 PM  
Sagging his skinny jeans?
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2018-05-17 01:19:52 PM  

Nick Nostril: WordsnCollision: [img.fark.net image 356x200]

I hear that kid is in med school now, looking to become for a proctologist.


FTFY
 
2018-05-17 01:41:30 PM  
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2018-05-17 01:41:55 PM  
Saw on Cops.   They catch a guy only because his saggyassed pants fall down around his ankles.  They cuff him and stuff him in the patrol car.  He asks if he can pull his pants up.  They tell him he can do that after he's booked.  Not gonna make it easier for him to bolt again.
 
2018-05-17 02:04:31 PM  
Pants-around-ankles Florida Man

That's not narrowing it down, subby.
 
2018-05-17 02:06:16 PM  
Still trying to ID this epic stoner 37 years later

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2018-05-17 02:31:24 PM  

X-boxershorts: Still trying to ID this epic stoner 37 years later

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Iggy Pop's brother?
 
2018-05-17 03:22:37 PM  
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2018-05-17 04:14:27 PM  
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2018-05-18 11:49:57 AM  

X-boxershorts: Still trying to ID this epic stoner 37 years later

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Pretty sure that's Jerry Garcia.
 
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