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2018-05-17 10:29:20 AM  
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2018-05-17 10:33:07 AM  
A Mormon gringo. That's like Double Plus Gringo.
 
2018-05-17 10:59:26 AM  
A Mormon on a weapons charge? We may have found the Caracas branch of the Dildonians.
 
2018-05-17 11:07:52 AM  

Mztlplx: A Mormon on a weapons charge? We may have found the Caracas branch of the Dildonians.


Uh...Mormons and guns go together like peanut butter and jelly or Mormons and guns.
 
2018-05-17 11:15:05 AM  
In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.
 
2018-05-17 11:38:56 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.


Yeah, you know, but also go fark yourself.
 
2018-05-17 11:39:06 AM  
former Mormon missionary...in Venezuela

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2018-05-17 11:39:14 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.


Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao
 
2018-05-17 11:39:51 AM  
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2018-05-17 11:39:58 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.


There are no theists in foxholes.
 
2018-05-17 11:40:06 AM  
What's his problem? Martyrs go directly to heaven, right?
 
2018-05-17 11:40:25 AM  
But that's not REAL prison riot.
 
2018-05-17 11:41:46 AM  

Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao


Religion has killed more people than any other ideology, it's terrible. Plus, there is no god. So there's that.
 
2018-05-17 11:42:28 AM  
Does magic underwear ward off third world crapchute prison rape?

Asking for a guy i read about.
 
2018-05-17 11:44:30 AM  

deanis: Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao

Religion has killed more people than any other ideology


*blocks your path*
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Nothing personal, kiddo.
 
2018-05-17 11:44:48 AM  

deanis: Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao

Religion has killed more people than any other ideology, it's terrible. Plus, there is no god. So there's that.


Leninist/Stalinist Russia and Communist China were both atheist and very ideological. I can't remember if Nazi Germany was atheist as well.
 
2018-05-17 11:44:53 AM  
In other news, Gringo has sufficient access to electronic devices and broadband connectivity to post Facebook videos from a jail in Venezuela.

I can't get a good enough cell signal at my desk to stream XM, but this guy is posting videos from jail.  Ugh.
 
2018-05-17 11:45:39 AM  

Cdr.Murdock: In other news, Gringo has sufficient access to electronic devices and broadband connectivity to post Facebook videos from a jail in Venezuela.

I can't get a good enough cell signal at my desk to stream XM, but this guy is posting videos from jail.  Ugh.


You don't use your company's WiFi?
 
2018-05-17 11:46:24 AM  

deanis: Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao

Religion has killed more people than any other ideology, it's terrible. Plus, there is no god. So there's that.


Cite your sources. My money is on political ideology killing more. Communism ring a bell?
 
2018-05-17 11:46:32 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.


I didn't know you were Weaver's alt.
 
2018-05-17 11:46:41 AM  

Nurglitch: What's his problem? Martyrs go directly to heaven, right?


If you die in a Venezuelan prison riot, you get TWO planets!
 
2018-05-17 11:48:25 AM  
A Caucasian former Mormon missionary ...
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I'd say that puts him
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In a bad position.
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YEEEEAAAHHH!!!!
 
2018-05-17 11:49:17 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.



It's the flip side to "There are no atheists in foxholes."

Or in parable form...

A terrible storm came into a town and local officials sent out an emergency warning that the riverbanks would soon overflow and flood the nearby homes. They ordered everyone in the town to evacuate immediately.

A faithful Christian man heard the warning and decided to stay, saying to himself, "I will trust God and if I am in danger, then God will send a divine miracle to save me."

The neighbors came by his house and said to him, "We're leaving and there is room for you in our car, please come with us!" But the man declined. "I have faith that God will save me."

As the man stood on his porch watching the water rise up the steps, a man in a canoe paddled by and called to him, "Hurry and come into my canoe, the waters are rising quickly!" But the man again said, "No thanks, God will save me."

The floodwaters rose higher pouring water into his living room and the man had to retreat to the second floor. A police motorboat came by and saw him at the window. "We will come up and rescue you!" they shouted. But the man refused, waving them off saying, "Use your time to save someone else! I have faith that God will save me!"

The flood waters rose higher and higher and the man had to climb up to his rooftop.

A helicopter spotted him and dropped a rope ladder. A rescue officer came down the ladder and pleaded with the man, "Grab my hand and I will pull you up!" But the man STILL refused, folding his arms tightly to his body. "No thank you! God will save me!"

Shortly after, the house broke up and the floodwaters swept the man away and he drowned.
When in Heaven, the man stood before God and asked, "I put all of my faith in You. Why didn't You come and save me?"

And God said, "Son, I sent you a warning. I sent you a car. I sent you a canoe. I sent you a motorboat. I sent you a helicopter. What more were you looking for?"

/Not really religious, but God helps those who help themselves.
 
2018-05-17 11:50:48 AM  
Is this another Caucasian victimization article? How terrible
 
2018-05-17 11:53:38 AM  

Frank N Stein: deanis: Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao

Religion has killed more people than any other ideology

*blocks your path*
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Nothing personal, kiddo.


None of those examples are of REAL communism. True, perfect communism has never been tried. If a communist experiment fails, it's just an indication that they weren't communist enough.
 
2018-05-17 11:53:45 AM  

deanis: Religion has killed more people than any other ideology, it's terrible. Plus, there is no god. So there's that.


I wish the old cite that counted the various causes of wartime death during the hemoclasm of the 20th century was still up.

One of their findings was that there was no preeminent cause of homicide. We kill each other for race, creed, nationality, language, color, and all or some of the above. And we do it about equally.
 
2018-05-17 11:54:46 AM  

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dj_bigbird: Mztlplx: A Mormon on a weapons charge? We may have found the Caracas branch of the Dildonians.

Uh...Mormons and guns go together like peanut butter and jelly or Mormons and guns.

 
2018-05-17 11:55:32 AM  
Billy? ...ya ever see a grown Mormon missionary in a Venezuelan prison? Do you like movies about gladiators? Do you ever hang out in a Venezuelan prison shower... just to be there?
 
2018-05-17 11:56:20 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.


How do you think He helped them?
 
2018-05-17 11:56:46 AM  

Frank N Stein: deanis: Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao

Religion has killed more people than any other ideology

*blocks your path*
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Nothing personal, kiddo.


Religion was causing death long before communism existed.

Chumfart Consevrularpo
 
2018-05-17 11:57:53 AM  

manhole: deanis: Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao

Religion has killed more people than any other ideology, it's terrible. Plus, there is no god. So there's that.

Cite your sources. My money is on political ideology killing more. Communism ring a bell?


Religion existed far before communism
 
2018-05-17 11:58:40 AM  

deanis: manhole: deanis: Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao

Religion has killed more people than any other ideology, it's terrible. Plus, there is no god. So there's that.

Cite your sources. My money is on political ideology killing more. Communism ring a bell?

Religion existed far before communism


That's not a source.
 
2018-05-17 11:59:50 AM  
PhilCollinsBeatBox:
Leninist/Stalinist Russia and Communist China were both atheist and very ideological. I can't remember if Nazi Germany was atheist as well.

No. "Gott mit uns", comes to mind - it was a slogan of sorts. Also, "the rat line" going through the Vatican...
 
2018-05-17 12:00:32 PM  

deanis: manhole: deanis: Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao

Religion has killed more people than any other ideology, it's terrible. Plus, there is no god. So there's that.

Cite your sources. My money is on political ideology killing more. Communism ring a bell?

Religion existed far before communism


The fact that communism is even making it a contest despite religion's 100,000-odd year head start is really a testament to how poisonous commies are.
 
2018-05-17 12:02:52 PM  
Sounds like he made some poor choices in life.
 
2018-05-17 12:05:58 PM  

Frank N Stein: deanis: manhole: deanis: Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao

Religion has killed more people than any other ideology, it's terrible. Plus, there is no god. So there's that.

Cite your sources. My money is on political ideology killing more. Communism ring a bell?

Religion existed far before communism

The fact that communism is even making it a contest despite religion's 100,000-odd year head start is really a testament to how poisonous commies are.


Good thing Communism doesn't really exist in any of the worlds superpowers innit?
 
2018-05-17 12:06:52 PM  
Venezuela is all kinds of farked up these days.  This is akin to the guy who vacationed in Afghanistan.  Tough to feel much pity for the fella.  Win stupid prizes, etc.
 
2018-05-17 12:08:39 PM  

deanis: Frank N Stein: deanis: manhole: deanis: Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao

Religion has killed more people than any other ideology, it's terrible. Plus, there is no god. So there's that.

Cite your sources. My money is on political ideology killing more. Communism ring a bell?

Religion existed far before communism

The fact that communism is even making it a contest despite religion's 100,000-odd year head start is really a testament to how poisonous commies are.

Good thing Communism doesn't really exist


DRINK!
 
2018-05-17 12:09:53 PM  
So are they actually threatening him?

Or just posting snarky comnents?
 
2018-05-17 12:10:06 PM  
Part of me wants to feel sorry for this guy.
"Mr Holt traveled to Venezuela two years ago to wed a fellow Mormon he met on the internet."
Part of me wants to say "you friggin idiot"!
 
2018-05-17 12:14:20 PM  

BgJonson79: deanis: manhole: deanis: Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao

Religion has killed more people than any other ideology, it's terrible. Plus, there is no god. So there's that.

Cite your sources. My money is on political ideology killing more. Communism ring a bell?

Religion existed far before communism

That's not a source.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of​_​wars_and_anthropogenic_disasters_by_de​ath_toll

Look at this list. Think about how much of the war and genocide was caused by religion. Hell, even the millions of Native Americans who were murdered were murdered in the name of christianity.
 
2018-05-17 12:14:40 PM  

Mztlplx: A Mormon on a weapons charge? We may have found the Caracas branch of the Dildonians.


You know what mormans have in common with all other major religions?
 
2018-05-17 12:14:50 PM  

Frank N Stein: deanis: Frank N Stein: deanis: manhole: deanis: Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao

Religion has killed more people than any other ideology, it's terrible. Plus, there is no god. So there's that.

Cite your sources. My money is on political ideology killing more. Communism ring a bell?

Religion existed far before communism

The fact that communism is even making it a contest despite religion's 100,000-odd year head start is really a testament to how poisonous commies are.

Good thing Communism doesn't really exist

DRINK!


Way to edit what I said asshat.
 
2018-05-17 12:16:38 PM  
shiat, americans are very concerned about communism aren't they? Yet very comfortable with corporate capitalism and the police state. Interdasting!
 
2018-05-17 12:18:19 PM  
How did a guy trapped in a Prison full of people hat want to kill him, get internet access?
 
2018-05-17 12:18:38 PM  

crzybtch: Part of me wants to feel sorry for this guy.
"Mr Holt traveled to Venezuela two years ago to wed a fellow Mormon he met on the internet."
Part of me wants to say "you friggin idiot"!


Dude, have you seen the women from Venezuela? I'll be travelling there soon to meet my Rosita. There are many pleasant people online. I'm just waiting on a check to clear from a friendly Nigerian fellow I also met online and assisted in several business transactions.
 
2018-05-17 12:23:07 PM  

Frank N Stein: deanis: Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao

Religion has killed more people than any other ideology

*blocks your path*
[img.fark.net image 425x443]

Nothing personal, kiddo.


Please tell me you don't believe this.  Pleeeeeeeaaaaase.
Being killed by fascist regimes (since Communism doesn't actually exist in the real world) and religious people claiming that it was atheism/Communism that killed all those people is so, so sad. What killed them was tyrannical governments desperately trying to hold onto their power.
 
2018-05-17 12:24:22 PM  

PhilCollinsBeatBox: deanis: Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao

Religion has killed more people than any other ideology, it's terrible. Plus, there is no god. So there's that.

Leninist/Stalinist Russia and Communist China were both atheist and very ideological. I can't remember if Nazi Germany was atheist as well.


Nope the Nazi's were Christian.  Hence the crosses.
 
2018-05-17 12:25:20 PM  

deanis: BgJonson79: deanis: manhole: deanis: Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao

Religion has killed more people than any other ideology, it's terrible. Plus, there is no god. So there's that.

Cite your sources. My money is on political ideology killing more. Communism ring a bell?

Religion existed far before communism

That's not a source.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_​wars_and_anthropogenic_disasters_by_de​ath_toll

Look at this list. Think about how much of the war and genocide was caused by religion. Hell, even the millions of Native Americans who were murdered were murdered in the name of christianity.


Not to mention the time God killed every single human being except one guy and his family.
 
2018-05-17 12:25:48 PM  

deanis: BgJonson79: deanis: manhole: deanis: Frank N Stein: Marcus Aurelius: In one video he said: 'I need help. So they've taken out the entire prison where I am at. The people have taken the entire prison, they're outside, they're trying to break in. They're saying they want to kill me. They're saying they want me as their guarantee. I need help. I'm calling on the people...[breaks off] '

What's wrong with your frigging God, you faithless scumbag?  Shouldn't He be saving your sorry worthless ass?  Why ask the other monkeys for help when you've got your omnipotent Invisible Triple Sky God to save you?

Religious scam artists always talk a good game right up until it's time to put your life on the line.

Imagine being as miserable and butthurt about some random guy's religion as this guy lmao

Religion has killed more people than any other ideology, it's terrible. Plus, there is no god. So there's that.

Cite your sources. My money is on political ideology killing more. Communism ring a bell?

Religion existed far before communism

That's not a source.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_​wars_and_anthropogenic_disasters_by_de​ath_toll

Look at this list. Think about how much of the war and genocide was caused by religion. Hell, even the millions of Native Americans who were murdered were murdered in the name of christianity.


Christianity, as taught by Christ, has never actually been attempted so you can't blame it on Christianity.
 
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