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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Police searching for a break-in suspect described as "dressed well". Dressed well for Georgia   ( ajc.com) divider line
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2018-05-17 12:18:48 PM  
Soooooooo, wearing underwear?
 
2018-05-17 12:40:11 PM  
Yeesh.  Everyone knows a well-dressed Georgian wears khaki shorts, a woven brown leather belt, a polo shirt in teal or coral, brown boat shoes, and with their hair swept to one side.
 
2018-05-17 12:43:34 PM  
The suspect is well dressed. I repeat, THE SUSPECT IS WELL DRESSED!!
 
2018-05-17 01:52:45 PM  
So shirt and shoes?
 
2018-05-17 01:52:50 PM  
Soooooooo, field dressed?
 
2018-05-17 01:54:00 PM  
What a "Dressed well for Georgia" guy might look like...

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2018-05-17 01:54:15 PM  
Suspect is wearing pants, flip flops, and a shirt with only minimal holes and mystery stains on it.
 
2018-05-17 01:54:30 PM  
So, his pants were pulled up to his waist?
 
2018-05-17 01:57:49 PM  
He had on one a them there shirt what with sleeves on 'em!
 
2018-05-17 02:03:02 PM  
Nice try church stalker, but it's sharp dressed that the ladies like.
 
2018-05-17 02:04:07 PM  
I like going to the dollar store because you don't have to get all dressed up as if you were breaking into someone's house.
 
2018-05-17 02:07:33 PM  
If he was "sharp-dressed" then they would have to call ZZ Top
 
2018-05-17 02:10:01 PM  
That looks like a NYC street vendor rolex..
 
2018-05-17 02:17:10 PM  

8 inches: Soooooooo, wearing underwear?


I was about to say "pants" in the sense of "trousers" or "shorts". But I am not from there, so I have to differ to experience.
 
2018-05-17 02:17:16 PM  
As a Georgia Farker... it is farkin' hooot here, and the humidity is like swimming everywhere you go.

Besides, this guy is dressed weekend-casual. He looks like he is on his way to the golf course, or his kid's little league practice, maybe even for a few beers.

He sure as heck doesn't look like your traditional neighborhood meth-head.
 
2018-05-17 02:19:12 PM  
 
2018-05-17 02:19:44 PM  
Wearing his Sunday-going-to-Church baseball cap.
 
2018-05-17 02:20:52 PM  
The REAL news story is just below this one. You can't buy booze on Sunday but you don't need to get out of your car the other six days of the week.
https://www.ajc.com/news/local/lilbur​n​-approves-drive-thru-windows-package-s​tores/Ei1XShMz3n6wRvLjkBNx7N/
 
2018-05-17 02:24:34 PM  
Of course he was dressed up - he was going to church. His meemaw raised him aright.
 
2018-05-17 02:28:50 PM  

Redclay: As a Georgia Farker... it is farkin' hooot here, and the humidity is like swimming everywhere you go.

Besides, this guy is dressed weekend-casual. He looks like he is on his way to the golf course, or his kid's little league practice, maybe even for a few beers.

He sure as heck doesn't look like your traditional neighborhood meth-head.


Name  definitely checks out
 
2018-05-17 02:30:22 PM  
Full set of teeth.
 
2018-05-17 02:36:07 PM  
Gotta admire the Church at least their honest - Graft Church
 
2018-05-17 02:37:39 PM  
Sharp dressed.
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2018-05-17 02:42:50 PM  
Is "Well Dressed" a new racist dog-whistle?
 
2018-05-17 03:01:28 PM  
Family Dollar dressed well or Walmart dressed well?
 
2018-05-17 03:18:09 PM  
The strings were trimmed on his Jorts.
 
2018-05-17 03:24:28 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Yeesh.  Everyone knows a well-dressed Georgian wears khaki shorts, a woven brown leather belt, a polo shirt in teal or coral, brown boat shoes, and with their hair swept to one side.


No, more like this:
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2018-05-17 04:39:55 PM  
Maybe they left out a comma? Like 'well, dressed'?
 
2018-05-17 05:26:15 PM  
Had his flap buttoned up on his long johns...
 
2018-05-17 05:58:50 PM  
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2018-05-17 09:03:01 PM  

Redclay: As a Georgia Farker... it is farkin' hooot here, and the humidity is like swimming everywhere you go.

Besides, this guy is dressed weekend-casual. He looks like he is on his way to the golf course, or his kid's little league practice, maybe even for a few beers.

He sure as heck doesn't look like your traditional neighborhood meth-head.


And it's only May...

Summer is going to farking suck.
 
2018-05-18 02:02:22 AM  
I recall reading an article a couple years ago that described dress styles as being exactly three:

1) Formal (three piece suit or more).

2) Business casual (shirt and tie + sport coat).

3) Worker (jeans and shirt).

I was like NO, FARK YOU. You skipped at least four levels of dress between 2 and 3. And what you're describing as business casual is actually business formal.

If I show up to a ranch for duty wearing black slacks and a polo shirt, they'd laugh me off the lot. *THAT* is business casual. I'm sorry you are clutching your pearls about dress standards not being the same today as what they were 70 years ago. That's your problem, buster, not mine.
 
2018-05-18 12:00:30 PM  
That isn't 'well dressed' that's just 'dressed'.
 
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