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(Major League Baseball)   "In other Mets news, someone installed a hot dog roller in a vacant locker. There are four hot dogs currently cooking on it. Will investigate"   ( mlb.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Jacob deGrom, Blue Jay, Carlos Delgado, Toronto Blue Jays, Cy Young Award, vacant locker, Roger Clemens, World Series  
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589 clicks; posted to Sports » on 17 May 2018 at 10:20 AM (12 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-05-17 09:27:37 AM  
Need ketchup.
 
2018-05-17 09:39:33 AM  
This sounds like an unused pitch for the Man's Gym on Home Improvement.
 
2018-05-17 10:27:41 AM  
A picture of said hot dog roller might have bumped the interesting factor in this article all the way up to "meh"
 
2018-05-17 10:32:23 AM  
Cooking a hot dog in an old locker would give it a certain tangy flavor.

/I just threw up in my mouth a little
 
2018-05-17 10:33:54 AM  

BalugaJoe: Need ketchup.


Nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog!
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2018-05-17 10:34:17 AM  
Surprised they didn't put the hot dog roller in to pitch the late innings against Toronto last night, it probably would have been more effective.
 
2018-05-17 10:36:30 AM  
Well at least they can have some laughs during another .500 at best season
 
2018-05-17 10:52:49 AM  
Jay Bruce is bad.

/Jose Reyes has an ops+ of 6.
 
2018-05-17 11:13:27 AM  
I had been wondering what Piazza had been up to lately.

/DRTFA
 
2018-05-17 12:14:09 PM  
Now playing right field for the Mets, Phil Kessel.
 
2018-05-17 12:58:22 PM  
I can't believe someone is getting upset about seeing weiners in the locker room.
 
2018-05-17 01:03:54 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: I can't believe someone is getting upset about seeing weiners in the locker room.


Meatgazer.
 
2018-05-17 01:54:30 PM  

bingethinker: Cooking a hot dog in an old locker would give it a certain tangy flavor.

/I just threw up in my mouth a little


who needs mustard when there's ball sweat available?
 
2018-05-17 03:00:51 PM  
Phil Kessel is prime suspect.
 
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